really grates my cheese

things abby Yates has absolutely said
  • “Crap on a spatula!“ 
  • “Oh flapjack.”
  • “You limp noodle!”
  • “Joke’s on you; I left ALL MY FEELINGS AT HOME.”
  • “That really grates my cheese.”
  • “I haven’t lost a fight since 1978 and I don’t plan on breaking that streak today.”

I found out my grandpa died like an hour ago and I’m okay but I just wanted to say I’m really grateful to my friend who is over here making me a grilled cheese at midnight because she loves me