really funny jokes

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Petty Revenge:  The best petty revenge stories of the internet.

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TIFU; Today I F*cked Up: Addictive stories of f*ck ups.

Scary Stories: Internet`s scariest horror stories are here.

Cuteness Overload: If you like cute animals, this blog is for you.

Shower Thoughts: Amazing ideas on this Tumblr. You will totally love it!

Daily Best Jokes: Really funny jokes and good humor.

Photoshop Battles: Viral photos gone crazy. Results are hilariously fun.

Shitty Ideas: This Tumblr has the shittiest ideas you will ever see.

Explain Like I`m 5: Easy and clear explanations of great questions.

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Sometimes I remember particular interactions from my past that were glaring examples of just how asexual I’ve always been. I remember back in grade 7, I was talking to this group of girls about TV shows we watched. I brought up Destination Truth, and they freaked out like “OMG, isn’t Josh Gates hot, though??? He’s the reason I watch that show lmao” 

And I was just sitting there like “Remember that time

when they were talking about Aswang and shapeshifters

and how they were seen in the areas as, like, dogs and cats

and then the camera panned over

and caught a white doggo sitting on a rock, watching the group

and then they chased the doggo right into a church?

That was cool.”

Guys. My school is having spirit week to celebrate homecoming. And this is Friday’s theme. I’m pretty sure someone on student council is A) an ace person with a devastating sense of humor or B) a person who does not have tumblr. lol. #subtleacepride y’all.



Timeless + Onion Headlines (Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5)

As delighted as I am by Milo’s fall from conservative grace, I can’t help but be troubled by the fact that it took a pedophilia joke rather than, y’know, the millions of unironically hateful things he’s said about trans people, gay people, muslims, every other demographic basically


Everyone on the internet November 1st

my grandma's telling jokes

“i have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the toronto zoo”

“what’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter”

“my friend said to me: ‘what rhymes with orange’ i said 'no it doesn’t’”

“and god said to john: 'come forth and you shall be granted eternal life.’ but john came fifth and won a toaster.”

“what’s orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot”

“this is my stepladder. i never knew my real ladder.”

“a blind man walks into a bar. and a table. and a chair.”

“my friend asked me to round up his 37 sheep. i said '40’”

“communism jokes aren’t funny unless anyone gets them”

“before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. that way, when you do criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes”

“some people think it’s romantic to carve their names on trees while on a date. i’m more worried about why they’re bringing a knife on their date”