really funny jokes

anonymous asked:

You're the coolest Ravenclaw. I'm a Slythie but can Ravens stand grammar and spelling mistakes? Just a random question I want the answer to. Haha I'm always thirsty for knowledge... And bloodlust. Maybe I belong in Ravenclaw? Or not. But still I need your opinion.

It really isn’t funny to joke about wanting the killing of others and that’s not an appropriate thing to say in an ask to a stranger.  

Astra 

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Everyone on the internet November 1st

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Family reunion 

Sometimes I remember particular interactions from my past that were glaring examples of just how asexual I’ve always been. I remember back in grade 7, I was talking to this group of girls about TV shows we watched. I brought up Destination Truth, and they freaked out like “OMG, isn’t Josh Gates hot, though??? He’s the reason I watch that show lmao” 

And I was just sitting there like “Remember that time

when they were talking about Aswang and shapeshifters

and how they were seen in the areas as, like, dogs and cats

and then the camera panned over

and caught a white doggo sitting on a rock, watching the group

and then they chased the doggo right into a church?

That was cool.”

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When your friend makes a really bad joke

As delighted as I am by Milo’s fall from conservative grace, I can’t help but be troubled by the fact that it took a pedophilia joke rather than, y’know, the millions of unironically hateful things he’s said about trans people, gay people, muslims, every other demographic basically

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Having two cups, but grabbing the wrong one you we’re expecting. 

  • Gravity Falls Fandom: Yeah, and there's this one character, one of the main ones, whose name we never learn! The creator might tell us at some point but for now we don't know that one character's first name
  • Les mis fandom: ...
  • Les mis fandom: ...
  • Les mis fandom: ...
  • Les mis fandom: that's rough buddy
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Disinfect your mouth for that vulgarity.