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Bangtan Spells Compilation: Family Time.

Hi lovelies, it’s family time! We know you really like family moments with your BTS love so we compiled them here for you. Enjoy!


Seokjin

  • Super Dad: Seokjin is a member of the Return of The Superman show with your babies. Genre: Fluff / Family.
  • Feel My Love: When you start to plan something behind Seokjin’s back he thinks you are cheating, but it turns out you just wanted to give him a big surprise to tell him you are pregnant. Genre: Fluff / Family.
  • The Little Things: Jin and you were dating but broke up suddenly, after one year he finds out you have a baby together. Genre: Family / Drama.
  • Controlled Chaos:Maknae line volunteers to babysit Jin’s babies but his twins turn out to be huge pranksters. Genre: Fluff / Friendship. 
  • Waiting On Your Love:You are single mother and Jin falls in love with you and your overprotective two year old son. Genre: Fluff / Family.
  • Like Father Like Son: You surprise Seokjin by visiting him in his MV shooting with your son.  Genre: Family / Friendship.
  • Don’t You Remember: Jin and you got into a serious fight, while you try to cool off you take your daughter with you, but scared of a separation she seeks help from BTS to keep her parents together.  Genre: Family / Drama.
  • What Means The Most: You scold your daughter and then feel defeated when she and Jin gang up on you.  Genre: Fluff / Family.
  • Every Beautiful Thought: Seokjin tells his daughter how you met. Genre: Fluff / Family.

Yoongi

  • Good Day: You go to a picnic in the park with Yoongi and your children. Genre: Fluff / Family.
  • Playmates: Yoongi brings his son and daughter to the Big Hit while you are at work. Genre; Family / Friendship.
  • First Words: Your son is on the verge of saying his first word, Yoongi and you make a bet on what the first word will be. Genre: Fluff / Family.
  • Daddy’s Girl: Yoongi’s gets overprotective when he sees his little girl hand in hand with Taehyung’s son. Genre: Family / Friendship. 
  • Third Round: When you start feeling not so well for no apparent reason you discover you are carrying your third child, and so you have to deliver the news to Yoongi.Genre: Fluff / Family.
  • In A Heartbeat: Yoongi and you were in a relationship but when you got pregnant you leave to not disturb his career, after three years you came back with a boy who looks like Yoongi.  Genre: Family / Drama.
  • Hidden Promises: Yoongi is neglecting you and your daughter because of his work, when he fails to go to the little girl’s ballet recital you decide it’s enough, you leave and decides to not talk to him until he reflects on his actions. Genre Family / Drama.
  • To Make You Happy: You and your two year old daughter visit Yoongi at his encore concert, at the end he brings his little girl to the stage with him.
  • Sand and Salt Water: You are married and go to the beach with your two sons. Genre: Fluff / Family.
  • Every Minute, Every Second: You tell Yoongi you are pregnant so he changes his schedules to come home often to have more time with you.  Genre: Fluff / Family.

Hoseok:

  • Of First Times Genre: You have two kids and go to visit your family for the first time. Fluff / Family.
  • Adventure Time: You have two kids, a girl and a boy and the four of you engage in a nerf gun fight. Genre: Fluff / Family.
  • Look Who’s Growing Up: Hoseok takes his daughter and son to school but is him the one getting nervous so you tease him a little. Genre: Fluff / Family.

Namjoon:

  • Worth Changing: Namjoon is always partying and drinking but he decides to change when his daughter is born. Genre: Family / Drama
  • Always a Family: Namjoon explains his little girl why he and her mom are not together anymore because they are co parenting.  Genre: Fluff / Family.

Jimin:

  • In Our Hearts: Jimin and you have to tell your daughter she’s going to have a brother/sister and she’s sad because she thinks you are going to love them more. Genre: Fluff / Family.
  • Love Cravings: Your husband Jimin is a cutie doing all he cans to take care of you while you’re pregnant. Genre: Fluff.
  • Picture Perfect: You deliver the news of your pregnancy to your husband Jimin in a very special way. Genre: Fluff / Family.
  • Two For Mischief: Taehyung and Jimin are in charge of taking care of Jungkook’s son Junho, the little boy learns a bad word from them and then says in front of his father, when Jungkook hears him he knows who are to blame. Genre: Friendship / Comedy.
  • Three For Mischief: Taehyung, Jimin and Hoseok are left in Yoongi’s house to take care of his two sons, disaster erupts when each of them try their best to become the best Yoongi copy cat, Yoongi isn’t happy when he catches them red handed. Genre: Comedy / Friendship.

Taehyung:

  • Go To You: Taehyung’s isn’t sure if you and your daughter are coming to his concert. Genre: Fluff / Family.
  • Heartbeats: You give your husband the news about your pregnancy, Taehyung is the happiest. Genre: Fluff / Family.
  • Love and Care: You take care of your two year old son. Genre: Fluff / Family.
  • Paws and Claws: Taehyung goes to buy a birthday present for you with the help of your two children. Genre: Fluff / Family.
  • Pregnancy Perks: You are pregnant when you go visit your husband Taehyung backstage, only to see him cheerfully talking with his ex. A hormonal disaster erupts and the boys try to comfort you. Genre: Fluff / Comedy.
  • Good Morning Daddy!: You take your daughter to her first day at school. Genre: Fluff / Family.
  • Special Things To Come: You are really scared of giving birth and your soon to be life as a mother, Taehyung is there to assure you everything will be ok. Genre: Fluff / Family.

Jungkook:

  • Blessings: The boys go to meet your newborn daughter and Jungkook gets protective. Genre: Romance / Family.
  • Two Of A Kind: Jungkook is a teen dad, when he takes his kid to the park other parents judge him and his mixed baby. Genre: Fluff / Family.
  • Heart’s Desire: Jungkook goes all out with the romance when he tries to convince you to have babies. Genre: Romance.
  • Full Of Regret: Jungkook is having a hard time being a teen dad, one day you hear him saying he regrets meeting you. Genre: Angst / Drama.
  • How She Loves:  Lately your son is liking his father more than you so Jungkook comforts you. Genre: Fluff / Family.
  • Second Chances: Jungkook goes out to have fun but does something really dumb that he regrets so he tells his pregnant girlfriend.  Genre: Romance / Drama.
  • Pick Up The Pieces: When Jungkook sees you he can’t believe it, later he finds out you have a child and he is the father. Genre: Angst / Drama.
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Trigger warning: Melting skin shit. Pretty gross. Gender neutral child; Charalgamate does not have a canon gender. Up the the reader. Needles too. So much trigger stuff. Don’t do drugs kids. 

Page 62 of NMT. A crucial point in NMT: How Charalgamate became the butt ugly being they rightfully are. 

Ooookay; I have been really scared to submit this page. (even shaking now because I’m still so scared DX). I can just feel the rage from people saying something like ‘This isn’t right, memoryhead can be considered as part of a persons imagination’, 'why would that happen?!’, 'what’s wrong with you?!’.. (I can already feel the abuse I’m going to get for this).

Yes, okay, there are multiple theories for memoryhead that I’ve come across. However, let us consider something, there is no evidence to say that memoryhead actually left the underground, as in the ending credits, he does not appear. Now, we can say that is probably because 'he isn’t real’, or, maybe this might be because he didn’t leave the underground?

And other than what the amalgamates are made up of, with the exception of memoryhead, we don’t really know much about them. We know that memoryhead can attack by presenting dots and faces, which are most likely to distort the enemies thoughts and memories. Also, if you attack memoryhead, their HP rises; and he communicates through electronics. I’ve tried to combine these traits with Chara; the static mouth, the ability to manipulate thoughts and memories through dreams.

Also, we don’t know HOW unstable injected DT is when injected a second time into an amalgamate. Whats to say that amalgamates can’t continue to melt if injected with DT again? What’s to say DT not only causes monsters bodies to melt, but also their souls? Since amalgamates possess abilities of each of the monsters its made up from, isn’t it likely to suggest that this is because the souls are merged together? Again, with Chara, this is another element I’ve combined with this theory. The merging of the souls since humans can’t absorb monsters souls, but perhaps the merging of the souls allows memoryhead to attack for Chara using his abilities?

This is all hypothetical, and I do apologise if you don’t like the idea. I really don’t want to have a debate or be called names if you don’t like the idea. I could be completely wrong with this, anyways. Its all theoretical. Besides, it’s an AU, crazy stuff happens all the time.

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anonymous asked:

boyband finds out their friend sleeps with stuffed animal they had since they're little.

I ended up writing this as an S/O rather than a friend. WHOOPS. I’m in a thirsty mood for cuteness I guess. *shrugs*

Noctis doesn’t think much of it, honestly. He understands the need to cuddle during sleep. He’s the King of cuddling. I would not be surprised if he still has his own stuffed animal (more than likely a carbuncle doll) that was giving to him by his mother while he was a child. Of course, he would have a strong emotional bond with that stuffed animal and would totally understand his s/o having one even though they are adults. It’s nothing to be a ashamed of. His s/o will get flustered the moment Noctis spots the stuffed animal, trying to come up with an excuse to justify their reasoning for having it. Noctis shakes his head. “I have the same one, actually.”

Prompto would probably take comfort in knowing he isn’t the only one that sleeps with a stuffed animal. Prompto… he’s actually got many stuffed animals he sleeps with. Like Noctis, he likes to cuddle. He slept with many stuffed animals as a child to cope with the loneliness he often endured at home. He’s just never stopped sleeping with the stuffed animals well into his adult life. He definitely brought it with him on the road too. His s/o doesn’t need to feel embarrassed about their sleeping companion. Before they even can feel embarrassed, Prompto makes a comment like “Aw he’s so cute! Wait, it’s a boy right? Don’t wanna offend ‘em.”

Gladiolus… would find it kinda weird, though he wouldn’t say anything about it. Only slightly though. Iris has slept with a stuffed animal well into her teens, but he still doesn’t understand the need behind it like Prompto and Noctis do. The moment his eyes hit the stuffed animal’s spot on his s/o’s bed, he averts his eyes and pretends he doesn’t see it. His s/o stutters through their alibi, to which Gladio only responds with “No, it’s cool.” Eventually he feels like he’s in a quiet feud with the stuffed animal for his s/o’s cuddles during the night. *Requiem for a Dream plays in the background*

Ignis never had a stuffed animal growing up. He never had a desire for one, either, actually. He does know, however, how cranky Noctis got when his stuffed animal was in the wash when he was a child. He definitely understands such an attachment to the object is crucial to a child. Once he discovers his s/o still sleeps with a stuffed animal, he becomes somewhat concerned. Does this mean something is bugging them pshycologically? Were the abused as a child or something? Did something traumatizing happening? Yay, Iggy the over thinker! He confront his s/o about his concerns. He’s legit really concerned guys. No joke. His s/o giggles and says, “I’m fine Iggy. I just like holding on to something while I sleep. I like to cuddle.” *cue blushing Iggy because he wants to cuddle his s/o*

{Reaction} EXO's child walking in on them talking about sex

(Reaction) EXO is babysitting their kids and they over hear their dad talking about sex with their mom (reader) to the fellow members {pretty please.}

Note: Ahh this was very fun! I hope you enjoy~ Fighting! Admin Mami x

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Park Chanyeol

Originally posted by sehunniez

Chanyeol spoke proudly to Kyungsoo in the kitchen about your previous night. His eyes glinted with mischief as he lead against the counter while Kyungsoo moved around the kitchen, cooking up some dinner for Chanyeol,  your daughter and himself. But what the pair weren’t aware of, was the small girl stood in the doorway, listening to the tail end of the conversation.

Chanyeol: “Hopefully she’ll be pregnant again, I’ve wanted another one since {child’s name} was born-”

{Child}: “So that’s what you were giggling about this morning! Mummy is going to have another baby? Isn’t that when you share a toothbrush and then a baby goes in your tummy? I’m never sharing mine, ever!”

Chanyeol: “Uh yeah… That’s how it works, sweetheart.” *nervously fidgeting as Kyungsoo smirks to his expense, Chanyeol heard Kyungsoo mutter a small “karma” as the noodles began to boil.*


Do Kyungsoo/ D.O.

Originally posted by jonginssoo

Kyungsoo usually doesn’t talk about this kind of thing with his friends, but on the rare occasion that the topic was brought up, he decided to talk through it with one of his trusty friends, Kai. The two of them talked of their own experiences, until they heard a voice coming in the room.

Kai: “Sounds like you had fun last night”

{Child}: “Yes they did, they were bouncing on the bed or something. I could hear it from my bedroom.”

Kyungsoo: *Scarred for life and will probably never talk about sex again unless he knows no children are around to hear about it.*


Byun Baekhyun

Originally posted by yixingofficial

Like Chanyeol, his night had been one that he was hoping for another child. He talked about it proudly with Minseok as the child stepped inside, he started to blush as his child started to question him on the topic.

{Child}: “So you were making a baby? How do you make a baby?”

Baekhyun: “Well… you need some… ingredients.”

{Child}: “Ingredients? Like vitamin D?”

Baekhyun: “Yeah, pretty much.”


Oh Sehun

Originally posted by damnitsehun

Sehun grinned as he talked to his band members about yours and his previous night, he grinned accentuating how amazing it was when he saw his child walk inside and stopped immediately, but apparently he hadn’t been quick enough to shut up, because the child sat down and looked at him with those innocent, wondering eyes.

Sehun: “It was just so good.”

{Child}: “Daddy what’s good?”

Your child would be the biggest meme, just like their father oml


Zhang Yixing/ Lay

Originally posted by ethereal-baek

Yixing explained to Baekhyun about your night alone. Your child had been staying with Baekhyun for the night as this had been planned since you were both hoping for another child. But Yixing obviously hadn’t been as quiet as he thought he had been, though it was a good thing the child had an imaginative mind.

{Child}: “Daddy I can’t believe you wrestled Mummy! I hope you have her a plaster if you hurt her.”


Kim Jongdae/ Chen

Originally posted by jikain

Jongdae cringed as he heard his daughter enter the room as he slipped that you may or may not be having a baby to one of his friends and that he’d really made sure he gave you his all. Literally.

Jongdae: “It’s not something you have to worry about baby-”

“But how does the baby get in there? I thought they were brought by Leprechauns.”


Kim Minseok/ Xiumin

Originally posted by secrethideoutme

Yours and Minseok’s child is a little older, and is old enough to realise that your significant other is talking about his sex life with his friends when they enter the room, looking appalled.

“Dad! I can’t believe you - you’re so old! I- My friends better not hear about this! I never want to hear about this again!”


Huang Zitao/ Tao

Originally posted by zitao-vevo

Tao doesn’t have much awareness, so when he starts talking to Kris about your sex life, he doesn’t even consider that your young child might come into the room at any given moment. But of course, karma isn’t far behind, and it strikes in one of the worst possible times.

{Child}: “Daddy what’s a dildo?”

Tao: “How about I let Uncle Kris explain that to you while I go and get some tea.” *Dashes out the room.”

Kris: “Oi!”


Kim Junmyeon/ Suho

Originally posted by oh-prankster

Junmyeon stopped talking as your child came and sat in the room with her notepad and pens. She was drawing something, and Junmyeon exchanged relieved glances with Yixing as he thought you may have overheard what you were saying. The child looked up, they may not have heard the conversation, but they did hear something the night before.

{Child}: “Daddy, why does Mummy call you Daddy too?”

Suho: “I-… Well-… oh honey that’s a lovely picture, what is it?” *Nervous as Yixing is giggling in the background*


Lu Han

Originally posted by harlysquad

Luhan chuckled, explaining that he and you may have been a little too loud a couple of nights ago while getting frisky in the bedroom to Sehun. He thought he had got away with it, your child hadn’t mentioned anything about it. But of course, that silence was never going to last.

{Child}: “I know why Mummy and Daddy were making strange noises, it’s because they were sad because it’s Friday the thirteenth and that’s unlucky”

Luhan: “There’s nothing unlucky about Friday the thirteenth,baby, it’s just a silly superstition”

{Child}: “Really? Because I heard Mummy being sick in the toilet this morning, isn’t that unlucky?”

Luhan: *Makes a mental note to buy a pregnancy test*


Kim Jongin/ Kai

Originally posted by kaibility

Jongin talked with Chanyeol about the night you had spent together loudly in the living room, his eyes glinting as he mentioned that you may finally be pregnant again. But as Chanyeol was in the middle of congratulating him, a small voice entered the room, making Kai’s cheeks flush with embarrassment.

{Child}: “Why are there things that women can do that men can’t? Like, Mummy is probably going to have a baby since I just heard you talking, but why can’t men have babies?”

Kai: “Well…. I- uh”

{Child}: “Because I’d rather be able to grow a mustache or a beard than have a baby. Besides, you can remove a mustache, you can’t remove a baby”

Kai: “Trust me honey, it’s tempting.”


Wu Yifan/ Kris

Originally posted by holymotherlandkorea

Yifan had to explain to his child that you and him were “playing games” in the bed last night, like twister and bouncy castles, just so they didn’t know the truth behind those bed squeaking noises and the sounds of both of you in unimaginable pleasure. He fiddles with his hands, hoping his child believed his story.

{Child}: “So that’s what you were doing last night. I knew you were doing something in bed. But why wasn’t I invited? I like playing games too.”

Kris: “It’s a special game honey… I also need to make a mental note to sound proof these rooms.”

Grayson as a Father Would Include...

• he always would get up during the night taking care of child

• making the baby laugh 24/7

• “We made that, babe.”

• as the child grows, chasing them around when they’re naked because he “forgot” to put their diaper on

• saying their full name when theyre in trouble

• being literally the most supportive for your child no matter what it is that they want to do

• “I’m glad he/she looks like you”

• crying every time the child does something new or good

• breaking the news that they can’t have any animals because he’s allergic

• when you’re out of town, calling ethan for help even though E knows NOTHING

• singing to the child to get them to sleep

• literally holding the baby all the time because “he/she is so cute not to babe!”

• taking pictures A LOT

• laughing when they do something really stupid

• letting the child wear his clothes and giggling when it’s soooo big on them

• after birth, “SO TINY!!!”

• no bad thoughts or moments

• “so glad this happened to us”

Fact.

Both, Naruto and Sasuke’s only reason to still be married to Hinata and Sakura are Bolt and Sarada. They don’t have any other reason, I mean, they don’t have development or love so how this two would love them if they don’t have reasons?

Love needs a reason. Kishimoto himsel said it, one of that few things that he said right. “is the “bolt” that holds their marriage together.“ Why Bolt? They don’t have memories or love to share together and make their marriage stronger? What about Himawari? Kishimoto ignored her because she is a girl and fuck her as the 100% of the female characters in Naruto.

But this is a big proof. Hinata and Naruto only reason to be together is Bolt.

“Because we have you Sarada”
Again. Why didn’t he said “because we have a very strong love and it doesn’t matter what happen I’ll love your mom and you forever.”
No. He couldn’t. Because Sasuke’s only reason to have contact with Sakura (ehh “contact ” or something like that since he ignored her all the same) is Sarada.

Both of them. Both of their marriage. They don’t have a reason or development to coexist as a strong couple or family. And this is fiction. Now just imagine a relationship like that in the real world? There really are people who want a relationship as Sasu/Saku and Naru/Hina?


You can ship them. And create all the fake canons in the world as the majority of the SS fandom does to try to convince yourself that your otp is perfect and beautiful and planned since the beginning. But this is a fact. Their marriage is a joke. The only glue between them is not love is a child.


And that is a fact. Is not something that we create is something came out of their mangaka ’s month and for once he’s right. Why would them be together if is not for the kids?
What had done Sakura for Sasuke? Nothing.
What did Hinata for Naruto? Nothing.
Do they know each other in a deeper way? Their feelings? Their fears? Etc? No.
They don’t have anything.
Just kids.

You wanted kids no? You wanted them to have sex right? There you go. Congratulations. But if you believed for a moment that that was love you were wrong.

anonymous asked:

Headcannons for dating Neji? Whether you do SFW or NSFW is up to you! ❤

I am so sorry I keep  answering these new requests but gooosh this is so cute, you guys just know what I love XD I will do SFW and a bit of NSFW because that boy is my #husband XD I freaking love headcanons, this was a good idea omg

Thanks for the Request <3


Dating Neji  Headcanons

SFW

  • It takes a while for Neji to fall in love with someone. Sure, he can have a crush or admire someone, but it takes some time until he is sure that yes, this is the person he wants in his life. The future s/o will have to be a little bit patient with him but gosh is it worth it.
  • At first, he kind of “hides” behind his gentleman side, doesn’t wanna open up too quickly. Yes, he isn’t always a gentleman, especially to people who aren’t his s/o, but with them he really goes all out. Probably a lil embarrassed about it but does it anyway because he wants to make them happy.
  • I think he’d want to be very honest with his s/o though when he really starts to trust them. Not to the point where he’ll be mad if you keep something to yourself, but he just wants you to know what’s going on inside him and he also wants to figure you out, you know? Cause he doesn’t just fall in love with anyone, it’s intense
  • A s/o who is a little more lighthearted would be really good for him, I think. Someone who’s gentle with him, but who isn’t as… uhm… stoic as he can be sometimes ;)
  • If you tell someone he will kill you be grumpy but he gets all weak when you play with his hair. Be gentle with it, he’s sensitive, but if you braid or brush his hair he’ll be so happy
  • He is very protective of his s/o. Even if he knows you can defend yourself, he just worries, and he likes to train with you to see just how well you’re improving. Friendly advice: don’t go on missions with him when the relationship is still in an early stage. He will be overprotective and hold you back. It gets better the longer you are together tho
  • He is really attentive to your needs and wishes. He cooks for you if you want him to, picks out your clothes if you ask him to and gives you backrubs when you’re tired. He’d never ask it of you because he doesn’t want to bother you but he’d be such a happy man if you returned those favours

NSFW

  • It takes him a while to get completely comfortable with the concept of sex tbh like chances are high you’re taking this sweet boy’s virginity
  • He comes from a family where sex wasn’t very much talked about I guess? Can’t imagine Hiashi sitting him down to give him the talk BUT even though he shies away from the topic, he does want you. He just thinks… it’s very intimate and something you really only do with someone you know is in your life to stay.
  • The first few times, you better show him what you like. He is so good at hiding it but he feels so lost and helpless, poor child. Like, he’s feeling so good and wants you to feel good too but he doesn’t really know how at first??? So innocent
  • BUT
  • Once he gets comfortable with it, he’ll love it. He’ll love making sweet love to his s/o. Definitely has enough stamina to go two or three rounds if you want to, but usually he likes really putting everything into one round, making it count.
  • He’s passionate, he pours his heart and soul into it lmao. He just really wants both of you two feel good and he doesn’t really consider his job done until both of you came? Like, he wouldn’t even think of leaving you hanging. it seems 100% natural to him that he’s gonna take care of you, even if you can’t finish just from penetration. *whispers* neji the oral god
  • Seriously though Neji will go down on his s/o as soon as he’s gotten comfortable with the feeling. He’ll find blowjobs kind of awkward (giving and recieving) but he’s great at giving handjobs - got those quick hands ya know) if his s/o has a dick.
  • He doesn’t often tell his s/o he loves them, he’d rather show them. But when they’re together in his bed and going at it he’ll murmur how much he loves his s/o, especially when he cums.
  • Other than that, he’s pretty damn quiet in bed. Like, maybe you get some grunts out of him sometimes, and he’ll gasp when he first enters his s/o but he keeps quiet. Doesn’t want a super loud s/o either because he gets all shy but he melts when he hears you moan his name.
  • Wants to see his s/o’s face while he’s making love to them - and he is making love to them a lot more than fucking them. Sex is important to him! A sign of love!
  • He has such a pretty dick tbh. It’s not mad big but he’s got a great girth and decent length too. Very well kept down there. Learns how to use it very quickly. Bless him.

Quick tip: if a child you know ever watches a movie they shouldn’t (a horror, or something that makes them scared/upset) calm them down then find a ‘behind the scenes’ or a ‘the making of blah blah blah’ that shows that it’s not real and it’s just regular people in makeup/nothing bad actually happened. 

If there was a monster in the movie that scares them or gives them nightmares- find something about how they did the actors makeup/the cgi.

Just little things like that to help show the child that what they saw wasn’t real and prove it to them. I say prove because imaginations are powerful things and deconstructing what scares them via behind the scenes/sfx videos really does help take the ‘scary’ part out of it for them.

Make Magnus happy, please!

I’m so sorry not really but I had to make a post about this. 

There is spoilers ahead, obviously. And also there is mentions of suicide, attempt in murder and psycological torment in Magnus’ past. Just making this warning to people who are uncomfortable.

Let me give you some insight about Magnus and his past life because I believe he has suffered so much. 

I also want people who watch the show but haven’t read the books to be aware of Magnus’ back story so the whole fandom can understand why most of us are reacting the way we are. 

But if you have watched the tv show but haven’t read the books, this is only spoilers for Magnus’ story, not anyone elses. You don’t have to read this if you don’t want to!

Ok, on with the post. 

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FIRST OF ALL, I am not saying that we should toss aside Clary, Alec, Simon and Jace for what they are feeling. What they are feeling is horrible and I hate it but it let me tell you all something, this situation with Magnus is NOT something to be excused. 

First, let’s give the run down of Magnus’ life. 

Magnus Bane grew up in Indonesia with his mundane half Indonesian-half Dutch mother with his mundane step-father (his mother’s husband but obviously not his biological dad). When he was under 10 years of age, his mother realised that his cat eyes meant that he was half demon. Because it was the 16th century, Magnus’ parents were highly religious. So she hung herself in the family barn because she couldn’t bare to think that she gave birth to a half demon. They both feared him. They feared a harmless, careful and sweet child. 

It’s one thing for Clary to see her mother dead (that was really horrible and I feel so bad for her) but for Magnus’ mother to kill herself because of him? That is NOT something a child under 10 years old can handle. That traumatised him and still does centuries later. Once a child, who is very young in the developing years, experienced something horrible, it’s hard to get over. It is even possible for teens to have nightmares about being alone because sometime in the toddler years, that child might have gotten lost in a store. For a child, losing your parent in a store is horrible and heartbreaking. Imagine seeing your mother dead, permanently gone, because she feared you. Think about that for a second. 

As for his step-father? When he was 10 years old, his step-father tried to drown him in the lake on the side of their barn. Magnus, who had no idea he had powers in the first place, thought he was doing to die. (Sounds familiar? May I remind you of “Valentine’s execution”?) But due to Magnus’ fear when he thought he was going to die at the hands of his father, Magnus accidentally set him on fire. He watched someone burn and die right in front of him. Another person that died because of him. All of this at the age of 10 years old. Silent Brothers in Spain, Madrid raised him in the 17th century until he was old enough to use his powers properly!

When it comes to abandoning family, Magnus is always the one that gets abondoned every single time! He is immortal! To quote Alec, “you watch the people you care about age and die”. If that’s not enough, how about the people who used him only for his powers? Did it ever occur to people that Alec is literally the first shadowhunter who treated him like his powers didn’t matter? He has felt this way for 400 years. Even downworlders have their conflicts with each other! Vampires, werewolves, faeries and warlocks had their share of violence towards each other in the past and present. 

BUT DESPITE ALL OF THIS, he took downworlders under his wing for centuries so no one feels the way he did when he was 10. Alone. Scared. Frightened. He had to learn how to get people to pay him for his magic so he could make a decent living. His amazing loft didn’t come from nothing!

Clary’s father is horrible but Magnus’ dad is literally a Prince of Hell! Asmodeus is one of the seven greater demons whose seven deadly sin is lust (which is horrible if you think about how his poor mother was tricked into sleeping with him). In the books, Asmodeus was willing to take away Magnus’ immortality, kill him and turn him into an actual prince of hell, just like him. 

We also know, from the show, that Magnus would have killed himself if it wasn’t for Camille who literally did one thing right by stopping him. 

And we all saw it today in episode 2x12 where Magnus Bane was tortured, mentally abused, psycologically abused and physically abused for a crime he didn’t commit. His body was violated and he was terrified from the influence Valentine (in his body) would have on other people in his place. He has been called a liar when he always told the truth, he witnessed the dark side of the love of his life who he thought he could trust his heart with. Granted, Alec did make a mistake and the thing that we are all proud of and thankful of is that Alec is trying to apologise and fix his mistakes unlike everyone else that did Magnus wrong.  

And now, he is reliving the painful memories he tried so desperately to forget for centuries. Why wouldn’t Magnus feel like he did at the end of the episode? I don’t blame him one bit. I am also thankful that Alec gave him space after everything that happened. 

And what really makes this character worth fighting for? Is that he NEVER turned evil. Not once did his heart turned black. Not once did he disobey the shadowhunters who have treated him horribly. Not once did he give up on the greater good of the world. 

THAT’S why I’m fighting for Magnus Bane, the High Warlock of Brooklyn. Him being a part of the LGBTQA+ community is only part of it. I just hope the writers are nice to Magnus in future episodes. 

And as for Alec reacting “weird” this episode. He did the right thing by giving him space and time to heal. He showed that he is regretful. He has done all he can at this point in time. 

Don’t worry, I believe malec will grow stronger in the end.

Wishing the entire Harry Potter world was real...

Do you ever just watch HP, or read something about it, or even hear something about it and then you just go into a sort of stage of depression because you love it so much but know that you can never go into the world or meet all of these people. So then your just really sad for a while. I mean I do this… does anyone else?😂

it’s really you | | [ oliver queen ]

a/n: I finally wrote something for arrow, hooray! I’m like a season behind on it—sorry Stephen that I have been neglecting your character Ollie. But I hope you like this nonnie, warning alert that this imagine does include a flashback to reader as a child being kidnapped and you almost getting raped but Arrow and Arsenal save you before perv can do anything. I made you born on ’98 which makes you five years old when you were kidnapped. Also, it doesn’t go exactly like request but I hope you still like and that Oliver or the rest of the arrow characters isn’t too terribly ooc. But Roy is still here (that’s not dating Thea for story purposes) because he is one of my favorite arrow characters plus Colton Hayes is an adorable peanut that I enjoy watching his acting since I was watching Teen Wolf where he appeared so there. I may or may write another part of this but Roy Harper is gonna be added to character list so now you can request him for imagines! Ships are closed for the time being and as always requests are open unless stated otherwise by me!

nonnie requested: Hi hi hiii!!! Can you maybe write an Oliver Queen imagine where the reader gets kidnapped as a kid and when she finally returns to star city they find out she’s his half sister on his father’s side and he gets like overprotective of her (maybe she’s the same age as Thea or younger)

Originally posted by olicity-i-believe-in-you

                     Relationship(s): Oliver Queen & Reader (half-siblings), Thea Queen & Reader (half-siblings), Roy Harper & Reader (???) 


[ 14 YEARS AGO ]

You ran away from your mother whom was trying to get you to your bed but you wanted to say goodnight to your big brother that you simply called as Ollie instead of Oliver, your little five-year-old body was much quicker as you bumped into a pair of legs. You giggled and looked up to see the young version of Oliver who peered down at you who ruffled your H/C hair, you look much like your birth mother than your father whom was Robert Queen. Your birth mother gave you to Robert as it was his fault that you were born but he took you in anyway but you had gotten close to Ollie and your older sister Thea. “I wanted to say goodnight to Ollie before I go to bed!” You say and hug the eighteen-year-old before giving a kiss on the cheek to him before being picked up to your bed.

Later in the night while everyone was asleep only to be awaken by the sound of your high-pitched scream through the otherwise quiet night as it soon got cut off by a gloved hand while you wailed in your intruder’s grip but your weak body was of no use to theirs. That night was the last that everyone had saw you was with Ollie taking to your bed since you refused to let anyone else take you. And they never saw you again no matter how much pleads were given, the intruders never gave you back as the case soon grew cold from no tips from police. Everyone tried to think that you were still out there alive and hopefully not presumed dead.

[ PRESENT TIME ]

It nearly killed Oliver after coming back that you still were not found so he became more protective over Thea in the process because he couldn’t lose her just like you. It spiraled him out of control after you were kidnapped at just five years old and now that he thirty-two, he still was determined to find you even if that meant the chance of you being dead. He wanted to find you, he missed that five-year-old who looked at him with love and kindness despite his mistakes while calling him, his infamous nickname of Ollie. “I’m not giving up on looking for our little sister Thea, half or not. She’s just as important as you are to me.” Oliver barks that followed a sigh while Felicity and Dig looked at the younger Queen sibling for any idea as Thea mouthed that it was a long story.

Meanwhile it had been a long time since you have finally seen Star City, you were taken away from the coastal home to Midway, that was far away from here. You finally managed to escape the place where your kidnappers raised you and tried to claim you as thiers’s while dying your hair a different color than your original H/C. You got off the bus after paying the driver and looked around, you had no idea where to go other than the place you knew was home. So that seemed like a good place to start since you didn’t know where else to go as you walked while minding your business before it happened again. Your dyed hair had faded somewhat but you felt a similar feeling of having your mouth being covered, what was with people and attacking you? What did you ever do to them as you shivered from the disgusting tone of the man whispering in your ear while you tried to pull away from him.

“Aw, come on doll. Let’s have some ‘fun’ together.” He chuckles as you try to pull his hand away from the hem of your dress before both of your eyes met with two masked strangers. And that there were arrows pointing as the guy pulled you in front of him to act as a shield, “I wouldn’t do that if I were you, now just leave us alone or else.” The man says while you whimper with tears forming in your E/C eyes which only made the man more pissed off. “Shut it!”

“You really have no idea to treat a lady sir.” Arsenal sneered as he glances at his mentor while narrowing his eyes to look back at you with the creep still having you in his grasp as a human shield. Before he could take the shot, Arrow went ahead of him while nearly missing your shoulder with the pointed arrow hitting the man’s upper arm where he was holding the hem of your dress.

The man gasped in pain as he dropped you while holding where his now wound was as you looked up at the two men. “I-I. .thank you. I can’t believe this keeps happening to me.”

Arrow raised an eyebrow at your statement, “You mean to say this has happen more than once miss?” He asks while his voice was different due to the voice changer attached to him so people didn’t know he was Oliver Queen.
“Well no, I was kidnapped as a young child. Maybe like when I was five or six years old.” You chuckle weakly as you brush the skirt of your dress which made Oliver freeze a little. “I’m here to find my family although I only know the way home.”

It sounded like it was really you as Oliver while being Arrow moved closer to you with his hands on your shoulders that made you jump, “I need you to come with me. I think I might help.” He says while ignoring Arsenal talking about how it could be a false alarm.

However, a few hours later that it was no false alarm that you were actually Y/N Queen, the half-sister of Oliver and Thea. You were confused until Arrow showed you his face as Oliver while you teared up at the sight of your older brother before enveloping him in a tight hug. You were so happy to be reunited with him and your sister while they decided that tomorrow when you had a full rest to explain what has happen. You looked up at Roy whom you found out was Arsenal and thanked him as well for being there for your brother.

“So, are you single?” Roy asks after you got checked out by Felicity for any bruises or cuts as you were about to answer only to be cut off by Oliver pointing at his sidekick with part of his arms crossed.

“Don’t even think about dating my little sister Roy unless you want me to hurt you.”

anonymous asked:

Does she think hes spooky?

If by that you mean he opens up an entirely new world for her, one she hadn’t really ever imagined was real, even when she was a child, where the world contains signs and wonders beyond comprehension, where something like magic still exists, where the ineffable is a quotidian marvel and there’s a discovery to be made around each corner, where fear and astonishment and delight mingle in equal measure and are transmuted into the joy of discovery, where each day becomes an adventure to untangle the numinous mysteries that have been existing silently in parallel to their lives all along, a world where there might be fairies in the peonies and yetis in the high distant mountains and ghosts both benevolent and malevolent and things do go bump in the night

yes.  She thinks he’s spooky.

anonymous asked:

Hey I ship Ruby with Oscar as well, but I'm having a hard time trying to grasp why or really come up with any headcanons/ideas with them. Do you have any suggestions?

Actually, I don’t have a lot of ideas myself. LOL!

I think right now it’s hard to come up with headcannons or ideas for Roscar, because we still just don’t know that much about Oscar as an individual.

BUT if Roscar is to become canon though I think it’ll be because they both will be able to confided in each other. They both seem to have a big role to play in saving Remnant from Salem, a role that neither of them asked for, and besides from each other no one else can really relate to that.

Soon I also personally feel like Ruby is going to take a really hard hit, something that she really can’t walk off, and will likely rob her of the blind child-like wonder we know her for. If that does happens I imagine she’ll grow up really quickly, and maybe then it won’t be so hard to imagine the cookie, rose child eventually being in some kind of a relationship. Till then, us RoseGarden shippers will just have to have faith! LOL

I was reading a post that was talking about how it’s evident that Mink is like mega, super duper strong (not just from his actions but also like implied through the shackles and locks that adorn his first game outfit) and that got me thinking about how easy it would be for Mink to just pick up and carry around any of the boyfriends (or anyone in the game, really) - how easy it would be for him to just sweep any of the boyfriends off their feet and carry ‘em off into the sunset. And also, not just picking up bridal-princess-whatever style but also like 'put hands underneath arms and lift up into air like a small child’ style…way…whatever

and he could pretty much do that with all of the boyfriends - just pick 'em up like they weighed nothing. And it’s just kind of funny to think about because I can just imagine Mink needing to get to something but one of the boyfriends is standing in front of it but instead of asking them to move, he just kind of picks them up, moves them out of the way, gets the thing and then puts them back; it’s not something he really thinks about, he just kind of does it

and it’s just so funny to think about how each of the boyfriends would react to that. aoba would probably blush furiously and tell mink that he could have just asked. koujaku would be kind of offended because he’s a fairly big dude, it shouldn’t be that easy to move him. noiz would be so super irritated. clear would laugh his head off before turning around and doing the same to mink, much to his surprise ofc

and i dunno, man - i just like the idea of strong man mink acting all gaston-ish (in regards to strength) and being able to lift all of the boyfriends into the air with no problem - just like one handedly (that is not a word but whatever) being able to pick them up

(it gets even funnier and cuter when you think about how much stronger clear is than mink and clear being able to carry mink as though he weighs no more than a small child and mink getting all flustered over that. and you know clear would be the type of guy who would just pick mink up at random - no reason or anything or like, clear gets super excited over something and WHOOP up mink goes.)

SCREW FINDING YOUR PASSION.

Remember back when you were a kid? You would just do things. You never thought to yourself, “What are the relative merits of learning baseball versus football?” You just ran around the playground and played baseball and football. You built sand castles and played tag and asked silly questions and looked for bugs and dug up grass and pretended you were a sewer monster.

Nobody told you to do it, you just did it. You were led merely by your curiosity and excitement.

And the beautiful thing was, if you hated baseball, you just stopped playing it. There was no guilt involved. There was no arguing or debate. You either liked it, or you didn’t.

And if you loved looking for bugs, you just did that. There was no second-level analysis of, “Well, is looking for bugs really what I should be doing with my time as a child? Nobody else wants to look for bugs, does that mean there’s something wrong with me? How will looking for bugs affect my future prospects?”

There was no bullshit. If you liked something, you just did it.

Today I received approximately the 11,504th email this year from a person telling me that they don’t know what to do with their life. And like all of the others, this person asked me if I had any ideas of what they could do, where they could start, where to “find their passion.”

And of course, I didn’t respond. Why? Because I have no fucking clue. If you don’t have any idea what to do with yourself, what makes you think some jackass with a website would? I’m a writer, not a fortune teller.

But more importantly, what I want to say to these people is this: that’s the whole point — “not knowing” is the whole fucking point. Life is all about not knowing, and then doing something anyway. All of life is like this. All of it. And it’s not going to get any easier just because you found out you love your job cleaning septic tanks or you scored a dream gig writing indie movies.

The common complaint among a lot of these people is that they need to ‘find their passion.’

I call bullshit. You already found your passion, you’re just ignoring it. Seriously, you’re awake 16 hours a day, what the fuck do you do with your time? You’re doing something, obviously. You’re talking about something. There’s some topic or activity or idea that dominates a significant amount of your free time, your conversations, your web browsing, and it dominates them without you consciously pursuing it or looking for it.

It’s right there in front of you, you’re just avoiding it. For whatever reason, you’re avoiding it. You’re telling yourself, “Oh well, yeah, I love comic books but that doesn’t count. You can’t make money with comic books.”

Fuck you, have you even tried?

The problem is not a lack of passion for something. The problem is productivity. The problem is perception. The problem is acceptance.

The problem is the, “Oh, well that’s just not a realistic option,” or “Mom and Dad would kill me if I tried to do that, they say I should be a doctor” or “That’s crazy, you can’t buy a BMW with the money you make doing that.”

The problem isn’t passion. It’s never passion.

It’s priorities.

And even then, who says you need to make money doing what you love? Since when does everyone feel entitled to love every fucking second of their job? Really, what is so wrong with working an OK normal job with some cool people you like, and then pursuing your passion in your free time on the side? Has the world turned upside-down or is this not suddenly a novel idea to people?

Look, here’s another slap in the face for you: every job sucks sometimes. There’s no such thing as some passionate activity that you will never get tired of, never get stressed over, never complain about. It doesn’t exist. I am living my dream job (which happened by accident, by the way. I never in a million years planned on this happening; like a kid on a playground I just went and tried it), and I still hate about 30% of it. Some days more.

Again, that’s just life.

The issue here is, once again, expectations. If you think you’re supposed to be working 70-hour work weeks and sleeping in your office like Steve Jobs and loving every second of it, you’ve been watching too many shitty movies. If you think you’re supposed to wake up every single day dancing out of your pajamas because you get to go to work, then you’ve been drinking the Kool-Aid. Life doesn’t work like that. It’s just unrealistic. There’s a thing most of us need called balance.

I have a friend who, for the last three years, has been trying to build an online business selling whatever. It hasn’t been working. And by not working, I mean he’s not even launching anything. Despite years of “work” and saying he’s going to do this or that, nothing actually ever gets done.

What does get done is when one of his former co-workers comes to him with a design job to create a logo or design some promotional material for an event. Holy shit, he’s all over that like flies on fresh cow shit.

And he does a great job! He stays up to 4:00 AM losing himself working on it and loving every second of it.

But then two days later it’s back to, “Man, I just don’t know what I’m supposed to do.”

I meet so many people like him. He doesn’t need to find his passion. His passion already found him. He’s just ignoring it. He just refuses to believe it’s viable. He is just afraid of giving it an honest-to-god try.

Here’s another point that might make a few people salty: If you have to look for what you’re passionate about, then you’re probably not passionate about it at all.

If you’re passionate about something, it will already feel like such an ingrained part of your life that you will have to be reminded by people that it’s not normal, that other people aren’t like that.

It never occurred to my friend that designing a logo is something that most people don’t find easy or fun. To him, it’s so natural that he can’t even imagine it being otherwise. And that’s why it’s probably what he really should be doing.

A child does not walk onto a playground and say to herself, “How do I find fun?” She just goes and has fun.

If you have to look for what you enjoy in life, then you’re not going to enjoy anything.

And the real truth is that you already enjoy something. You already enjoy many things. You’re just choosing to ignore them.

  ~  Mark Manson

to build a home

‘She smiles, and he smiles, and it feels like something settles inside her, something she hadn’t even realized was out of place.’ CS. Adoption fic. 

Notes: So I’ve been thinking about this for a long time, and have been working on it for a while, too. Title comes from the song of the same name by Cinematic Orchestra but the song itself in no way relates to this fic. Special thanks to @jadeddiva​ and @swallowedsong​ for listening to me drone on about this fic, and reading it over and such. Enjoy. 

            It starts simply, quietly. Some group gathering or other, seeing him with Roland, with her brother. Seeing the way he smiled at her son and ruffled his hair. Hearing the two of them up late in the kitchen, talking. It made something in her shift, want—want something she’s not sure she ever really wanted in the first place. But it grows stronger, the more time passes—the desire to see him like this with a kid that is theirs.

            She doesn’t tell him, of course, because that would be easy, because that would make sense, because why should they do this the easy way? Why should she tell her husband, the love of her life—her true love for God’s sake—that she wants to have a baby? Another baby, a baby with him. A baby she won’t be so afraid of and afraid for, whose movements will be welcome reminders rather than painful ones—whose birth will cause so much joy and not the feeling like her chest might cave in on itself for how much it hurts.

            A baby she will hold when he’s born, whom she will look down on and smile at and love because she’s capable of it, now, knows she can do it, now, knows she can love and is loved and—

            Fuck. She wants that.

            Everything she missed with Henry and more.

            And she wants it with him, her husband with the smirk and the eyebrow and the leather jacket and terrible bed head, who makes the best pancakes and takes them out sailing and loves her more than she ever thought anyone would ever love her. She wants to share this with him, because she looks at him with the other people in their life and she knows he would be such a good dad.

            (He’s already been such a good father figure for Henry, and some nights she can barely bite back the tears that her son has this.)

            But she doesn’t tell him, of course not.

            That would be dumb.

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imagine dan and phil as new parents. dan being more paranoid than he ever has before, being the type of dad to make sure every sharp corner has a rubber cover over it and every outlet is locked and waiting beside the baby’s crib for hours after it’s fallen asleep because he’s so scared of something happening to it. bundling up the child extra when it’s cold and panicking when anyone does something that’s not “by the book“. and then you have phil, completely carefree and laid back and the best; always sneaking their baby extra treats (despite dan’s stern dietary standards for the kid) and taking them to the park to enjoy nice weather and going on walks and chilling on the couch with them and not really worrying, just learning as he goes. imagine their kid getting older and seeming to always favor phil more, and then one day dan breaks down because he feels like he’s not a good dad to their child, and he’s crying into phil’s arms, and then their kid comes into the room and hugs dan and just whispers “you’re the best daddy in the whole wide world” and just !!!

The most unpopular opinion

This post crossed my dash today, and while I at first had much of the below as a reblog comment, I thought maybe it would be better as a standalone.

Let me begin by saying: dear @madfoxx​, I am using your quite interesting post to talk about something important to me. I do not mean this as a refutation or criticism of your post; instead I would like to springboard from it. Thank you for posting, and for your contribution to fandom! <3


Guess I’m coming out in this post, to people who aren’t close to me.

Soooooo….. yeah, I don’t want kids.

As a person with a uterus, babies, for me, have always been the worst possible outcome of any heterosexual sex. (Let us leave sex which is unlikely to result in impregnation aside from such exempt for the purposes of this particular discussion.)

Now, I adore children. I’m great with kids, especially babies under 1. If you have one, I’ll be the first to ask “can I hold them, please?” Love babies, love children. They are neat and they grow up to be people. Teacup humans! Protect and love at all costs.

But I just don’t want to have/create one, and I genuinely don’t feel like someone is missing in my life.

Most of my anxiety on the subject of ageing in general is the feeling that there’s something wrong with me for not wanting children, as well as the terror that the “biological clock” will suddenly randomly kick in at some point and force me to want babies. I suppose that scares me more than anything - that one day, I will wake up and be normal and WANT children, but I won’t be able to do anything about it because I have become too old.

I am so proud of my friends who have children. I know how much of a sacrifice and a joy it is, and I am so very happy for you that you are going to experience being a parent/are a proud parent. But I’ve never had that moment. I know that, statistically, there is something abnormal about me. But I guess I’m ok with it.

So, tl:dr - when I see discussions about the newly married Watsons “not reacting right” at the end of TSOT to Sherlock’s bombshell deduction at the reception that Mary is pregnant, I have to say, I feel for the Watsons. You can be in an established partnership, and an established career, and a life stage where it is totally OK socially and financially to become pregnant, and just…. not want to be a parent.

Whatever your feelings on Johnlock, and the (regrettably inconsistent) writing of Mary Morstan as a character in S3, and your feelings about babies in general and in specific to you, I would like to say:

  • Not wanting to be a parent doesn’t mean you’re not in love with your partner.
  • Not wanting to be a parent doesn’t mean you are a villain/bad person
  • Not being excited about a surprise pregnancy is OK at any age
  • If you are not ready to be a parent, you can explore termination/adoption/safe drop, and the decision you make is right for both of you
  • It is OK to not want to be a parent
  • it is OK to want to be a parent
  • If you want to be a parent, you parent the hell out of that kid, ok????
  • If you want to be the weird aunt/uncle/zozo to a kid, be there for that kid as an alternative outlet for them from their parents
  • The most important thing is that a kid grows up feeling that they are loved and wanted. However you get there, once you have a person, you take care of your person, or you make sure they are going to be taken care of
  • Marriage does not equal children
  • Don’t do something that will cause you/someone to resent another human being for their entire lives (be it sperm/egg provider, child, or parent, from whatever perspective)

So, there’s my soul bared, for those who want to see it. I don’t really care what we all think about John and Mary Watson - whatever we imagine, it’s all going to get jossed next season - but can we please, PLEASE stop equating “not immediately happy about pregnancy” with “OMG EVIL MARRIAGE DOOMED”?


Thanks for reading, if you got this far.

anonymous asked:

Hii! Can you do a got7 reaction to finding out their girlfriend is an FBI agent.

Hello dear anon :D Thank you for requesting! It is actually the first time I see this kind of request, so this will be interesting :3


Mark: He would think it was cool and that you are doing a very important job. Then he would pause for a moment to think and ask you:
“Are you the one that is helping all the IGOT7s/ Aghase finding all the receipts about my (snake) friends and expose them?

(Ooooh kill ‘em, sorry not sorry. I felt really compelled to make it this way lol)

Originally posted by wonweewoo

Jaebum: He is very impressed with you and what an important job you have.
“That’s cool. So you–”
“You’re under arrest”
“WTF?! What for??”
“For the repeated felony of wrecking the bias list of too many people in 20 different countries, including mine”

Originally posted by crying-in-korean

Jackson: “Oh, so you’re an FBI agent? That’s awesome! Can you really find out anything if you wanted to?”
“Yeah, sorta”
“OMG! Can you find out where was Namjoon yesterday at around 8pm? I texted him but he hasn’t replied yet”
“……… Jackson, please…”

Originally posted by wondereacts

Jinyoung: He appreciates your job, but being the omma he is he would get worried about you.
“But isn’t that a dangerous job? What if you get involved in some sort of case that might get you seriously injured or even killed?! Omg jagiiiiiiiii D:”

Originally posted by marktuon

Youngjae: “Woah! °o°”
“Ahaha, it’s not all that, really”
*in Engrish” “that’s cool, man :D”

Originally posted by kunpifook

Bambam: “Oooooh~ can I ask you something then? It’s something that has been bothering me for a while and I can’t find put the truth”
“Sure, what is it?”
“… Does Canada really have moose?”
“…………”

Originally posted by jieunyoung

Yugyeom: *dances is a rude way*
“Ok, that’s it. You’re under arrest”
“What?! Why?! D: ”
“Because who allowed you to hip thrust like that and hump the floor, huh?! YOU ILLEGAL CHILD ASDGHJKFJKH!!!”
*runs*
“Come back here!! D:< ”

Originally posted by hoseokz

I hope you enjoyed! :D

Shinachiku Uzumaki Personality Flaws

Heyo! I haven’t posted about Naruto in a while, but I saw some activity on NaruSaku.com and people were having a discussion on how Shinachiku is way too perfect. So, people were trying to give flaws, and here were my two cents. I thought other people might appreciate it as well, so here is my in-depth analysis of what Shinachiku is, based off of what we’ve already seen of him.

“So honestly, I kinda disagree with most of what has been said here. I agree that Shinachiku didn’t explicitly have any flaws before but that’s because we hadn’t delved into them. However, implicit in the personality which he was given (sweet, loving, gentle, fun, personable) there are plenty of flaws given. You can’t just assign flaws randomly and then say "Oh well he’s now a flawed character. Woo hoo!” NO. It has to make sense within the rest of the character we’ve already created. And honestly, I don’t see Shinachiku as a cocky kid, from the info that we already have on him. This is how I see him.

I see Shinachiku as a person who, more than anything, just wants to love people and to be loved by people. The sad thing is, Shinachiku has grown up with this tainted idea that in order for people to love him, he needs to be a particular way, or behave in a certain way. That’s why he was such a good child growing up, and why he idolized his parents so much. He thought that if he was good and if he showed that he thought that they were amazing, that he would be able to “win” their love, even though they love him unconditionally. So, first and foremost of “un-Gary Stew-ing” him: recognize that his close relationship with his parents is slightly superficial. They DO get along, but for Shinachiku, so much of it is almost an act to be this perfect child so that he can be worthy of their love. I could just imagine some kind of scene where he fails on a mission, or he messes something big up, and he wouldn’t want to face his parents, and we he finally does he would be convinced that they wouldn’t love him anymore. It could be this really sweet moment when he would say something like, “I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I messed up. It’s okay, you don’t have to love me anymore” or something, then Sakura would hit him and then hug him and Naruto would hug both of them and they would tell Shinachiku that there is nothing he could POSSIBLY do that would make them stop loving him.

Now, let’s look at how he views his parents love for him: he thinks that because he “hero worships” them and is obedient and good and helpful, his parents love him in return. Well, logically, that would extend to how he sees other people loving him. Remember, his core desire is to love and to be loved. So, if he secures love by being helpful, how does he judge if other people love him back? By behaving the same way he does when he shows his parents he loves them. In other words, he thinks that if anybody truly cares about him, then they’re going to want to help him and go out of their way to do things for him. Think of if this way: there are some friends who find out that you’re sick and go to the store and by you a bunch of sick things, bring a movie, drop by your house, and start taking care of you. Then there are the friends who call you, ask if you’re okay, wish you well, and then the next time they see you, congratulate you on getting better and go out to lunch with you, and you talk about all sorts of personal, important things and plan a hang out session and it’s wonderful. Let’s be honest. Most of us aren’t the first way, because we don’t think to be that helpful. Most of us are the second way. The thing with Shinachiku is, that since he would act in the first way, he expects other people who love him to show him love in the same way, and so if someone doesn’t live up to that standard, then he thinks that they don’t care, even though they might. That right there is a serious possibility for some kind of relationship tension.

Now, jumping off of that thought, I dive into another flaw: Shinachiku wants to only think good thoughts about people and to love them, so when he has a friend who doesn’t do exactly what he would expect someone who loves him to do, inwardly he would start to have some negative feelings towards said person, but in his conscious mind, since he tries to only be a positive person, he wouldn’t acknowledge these thoughts. Therefore, he’s self-deceitful about his own feelings and intentions. He makes himself believe that he only thinks good things about people, in essence successfully suppressing all hostility he feels towards people, and about himself, as well. Honestly, he’s a very sensitive kid who lets small things get to him. A negative comment here or there can get inside his head and fester for a while, really depleting his self-confidence, even though on the outside he pretends like he’s happy-go-lucky, high self-esteem Shinachiku. In all actuality, he doesn’t have a very honest view of himself, especially as he gets older. How he likes to see himself is a person of completely good intentions, who genuinely cares about people, but sometimes, on especially bad days, it kinda feels like he’s only doing things for people with the intended result of being loved. So, sometimes he does things for people not even because he cares about them but because he wants to act in a way which then makes them love him.

In short?

He’s an empathetic, compassionate, outgoing, caring kid who is giving, thoughtful and encouraging. However, he can also engage in people-pleasing to get closer to others, he can be judgy of people who aren’t loving and giving in the same way he is, he’s a little harsh on himself, he doesn’t have that high of self-esteem, even though on the outside he seems completely unaffected by all this. He’s no emotionally honest with himself, even though he does feel things quite forcefully. And that’s the Shinachiku I see, the Shinachiku that is in the drawings and the Shinachiku who we had short descriptions of.”