really bad movie but great shit

chaotic--cosmos  asked:

Please talk about the mummy returns

pristinepastel said: Hey, i know you like the first mummy, but what about the mummy returns?

I HAVE RETURNED…after like a day. 

but what the people want, the people get!


aka the only sequel that is 1000% just as good as the first one. like holy shit. 

ten years later and we meet our heroes again. rick and evie are happily married, going on adventures, and evie’s dream of becoming a respected scholar has come true and they’ve made a tiny human! 

the only unrealistic part being that they only had one kid, i mean they are still all over each other ten years later and you’re telling me they only had ONE kid.

okay. sure jan. 

but boy o’ boy is that one kid awesome! 

alex o’connell. this kid is literally:

  • 50% evie super-klutz-genius. 
  • 50% rick screams-at-things-that-are-illogical-to-scream-at. 
  • 50% uncle jonathan’s sheer dumb luck and wit. 
  • 10% i’m really bad at math. 

you get the point. HE’S GREAT. also the actor passed on harry potter because, JUST LIKE ME, the mummy 1999 was his favorite movie and he just HAD to be in the sequel. alex is just such a smart-ass little shit. that much like his mother, accidentally brings about the apocalypse by opening something he shouldn’t have:

Originally posted by rafikecoyote

ARDETH BAY TIME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. he has a much bigger role in this one. GOD BLESS. (because he was supposed to die in the first one, but test audiences loved him as much as we do, so they kept his fine ass around) he still looks prettier than everyone and is still so done with white people once again. 

*after almost being killed on he bus* “this was my first bus ride.”
*after realizing they’re gonna make him fly again* “why can’t you people ever keep your feet on the ground?”

he’s just such an awesome A+ friend goals, because while he probably needs to go be with other medjai to prepare for battle against anubis’ army (yikes), he stays with the fam to rescue alex. it wasn’t even much of a thought for him really, rick and evie just batted their eyelashes and he was like: *sighs* “these white people are always messing my shit up, but they are my white people.”

Originally posted by lestatscherie

jonathan: still beautifully the same as ever. witty, clever, and would do anything for his family. 

“be quiet alex! if there’s going to be any hysterics, they’ll come from me!”

“if you see anyone come running out screaming, it’s just me.”

when he boasts about being a good shot and ardeth is internally like “i’m gonna die.” THEN HE SAVES ARDETH. hell yeah.

Originally posted by aurhireactions

rick: he’s still screaming at things. BUT IN DAD MODE. he’s the ultimate dad.

“you, lighten up. you, big trouble. you, get in the car.”
*sweetly* “honey, what are you doing, these guys don’t use doors.”
“knowing my brother-in-law, he probably deserves whatever you’re about to do to him, but this is my house and i have certain rules about snakes and dismemberment.”

Originally posted by lmhotep

evie: still a super-klutz nerd, but with C O N F I D E N C E. little baby librarian is now a honey badger of ASK ME IF I GIVE A FUCK! and also a re-incarnated princess

“no harm ever came from opening a chest.”

rick: “i swear that kid gets more and more like you every day.”
evelyn: “you mean more attractive, sweet and devilishly charming?”

Originally posted by a-ripley

we meet izzy, another one of rick’s ex boyfriends, who is a much more reliable mode of transportation than previously mentioned murder buses. 

imhotep: still emo. still wants to make out with his gf.

anck su namun/meela: hella good villain. she bomb af and 100% wants to take over the world. amazing. she actually has like a really cool role this time too!!! like so much screen time. 

Originally posted by marimoody

the rock…i mean the scorpion king, he’s another emo villain with goofy cgi rendering and like 4 million terrible made-for-TV spin off movies that you are lying if you haven’t watched at least one of them and felt that utter disappointment. but who cares the rock is pretty. and this was his first acting role and the reason we have him where he is today. 

thank you mummy returns for giving the world actor rock johnson #blessed

Originally posted by charmander-ann


normal action movie sequel romance: same guy. different girl. repeat of first movie’s romance. hehehehhehehehhEHEHEHEHHEHH. 

not here bitch. 

rick and evie’s love has only grown stronger. they still bicker like old ladies at bingo night. the still look at each other like they hung the moon. they’re still disgusting jonathan because they CANNOT KEEP THEIR HANDS TO THEMSELVES. one kid my ass. they still support each other and protect each other like crazy. they love each other so much and it’s so healthy and pure and there is some good in this world mr. frodo.

Originally posted by yocalio

the bottom line here is. what’s the point of watching the mummy 1999 if you aren’t going to watch the mummy returns immediately after?


Originally posted by mummymovies

MY noobie review of Stephen King’s IT (2017)


First thing’s first. The cgi wasn’t terrible. In fact, it was brilliant. Though, there was this one scene where Pennywise is dancing in front of Beverly and it’s the silliest, creepiest looking shit ever. But yeah, the cgi for that scene was a little off in my opinion.

They kept a lot of aspects from the book in. Which I thank the script writers for. Here are a few of my pro’s and con’s if anyone cares.

Pros: -The loser club. They were brilliant. And child actors get a bad rep, but these guys killed it. They were all great in their roles and they felt just like they did when I read the book.

-The family lives of the losers’ that we got to see. It was really nice to see Beverly’s relationship with her father come to fruition on screen once again. Along with Eddie’s mother.

-Richie Tozier and Eddie Kaspbrak’s humor. They definitely lightened this movie up. Which was very nice. Also, small nod to Bev and Ben’s “New kids on the block” thing going on, that was hilarious.

-Pennywise. Holy shit. Bill was great as Pennywise. His facial expressions. Voice and just over all demeanor about him. He was terrifying. I could definitely see him as the Joker if he went for the role.

-Georgie’s death. It was done so well. Sure they changed it up a little. But I felt so bad for him after his arm was torn off and he was just crawling away as best as he could.

-Henry Bowers. Henry Bowers was a psychopath, but a great psycho path.

-The humor. The humor was pretty good. Obviously, Richie being the start of most of it. Pretty funny.

-Scares. For the only jumpscares that were in the movie, they were actually built up quite nicely. Not overdone at all.

-The cgi. I already mentioned it. But the cgi was great. Usually I don’t really like CGI, but when the monster of a horror movie is a shape-shifting entity, you need cgi.

Cons: -The rest of the Bowers gang. They had little to do. And honestly felt like cliche bullies. Also, near the end. We don’t find out what happened to Belch and Victor. Sure, I'v read that a scene was cut. This scene showed Belch and Victor with their throats slashed(courtesy of Henry Bowers). But still. For those that don’t know that. They’d be leaving the movie confused.

-The Loser Club’s stories. I get that the producers had a certain amount of time to work with. But still. A few of the background stories of the kids, felt either rushed or leaped over.

-Mike Hanlon as a character. One of the biggest problems I had with the movie, was the way they treated the character Mike. To me. He was just, there. You know? Mike is supposed to be the brains of the losers’ club. But in the movie, he was just that guy with the sheep gun.

I honestly can’t think of anymore cons, the movie was just really good.

Is IT scary? Totally. If you’re a fan of horror, I highly recommend it.

Favorite lines(I’ll try to be as accurate as possible): 

-“It’s easier for me to go inside this house, than to go into my own everyday” 

-”Nothing makes a paper man crumble like fear”

-”And most of all, I’m angry at you because now I have to kill this fucking clown!”

Rating. 8 balloons out of 10

Death Note Live Watch Reaction

-*Special Note: HOLY SHIT, this movie is bad

-We are in Seattle. Okay. Sure, why not?

- Anyone else notice how Light is like doing middle school homework in high school? No really, I was doing logarithms in my sophomore year. Sure, I was in honors classes, but come on?

- Light Yagami had a super sense towards the law. He would not be doing other kid’s homework for money. Sorry, but you already screwed up this character with the opening fucking scene.

-Like I am trying. I really am.

-Why does this movie have this 70s high school feel…in 2017? No really, who the fuck cares about cheerleaders and jocks anymore in school? The cool kids now are the fucking prepsters who get good grades and shit or the mopey losers on instagram.

–Oh please tell me that this hot topic heffa is not supposed to be Misa?

-Misa Amane was gothic. Not emo. Fuck….

- Also Misa was a fucking super model. She is not some ordinary white girl. She is headturningly beautiful. I am not taking away from the actress because she is attractive in that ordinary white girl across the street type of way, but no.

-Oh god, I hate the music. This is what DmC did to Devil May Cry. This is so bad. Like Death Note had ominous chanting to death metal. Not soem 80s syth pop.

- The music does not match!

-No one sees a book falling from the sky in the open? Okay.

- I get that everyone else heads inside, but why would football players? I mean it is just rain and as far I’ve seen, Football players play in the rain, snow, sleet, or hail. Even high school. Then again, I went to a school with a highly competive football team so yeah.

-The bully? I don’t know if this movie knows what schools are like now and days. Bullies are few and far in between in that make. People resort to passive aggressiveness now or cyberbullying.

- Flash Thompson in Spider-man: Homecoming is today’s type of bully. Whoever this Biff looking motherfucker is a thing of the past.

- Misa(if that is even her name) has some stupid lines. Like you are such a stupid fuck? Really? stupid fuck? Alright.

-HEY DON’t TOUCH HER! Fuck, Light, why are you screaming? They just pushed the girl. They didn’t fucking impale her or beat her up. The fuck?

-Also Light Yagami, is a misogynist who thinks women are useless and get in his way. He would step in the way to save Misa from a bully, yes, but he would not be super abrasive about it or psycho.

-They really do not get Light Yagami at all. He is not a bullied character. If Light were the one stepping up to Biff from Back to the Future, Light would immediately threaten to go to the authority(in this case adults) or talk the guy down while being impossibly smug. He would not taunt the guy out loud. And the guy would not be in Light’s face taunting him because Light is, wait for it….one of the popular kids. Yes. Light is that asshole prep kid who has the future lined up for him. He is brilliant, and smart, and pretty, and all those things women love him for and why men want to be him. They fucked this movie up from the get go.

-Threatening child abuse? Really Light? Okay

-I am trying. I really am.

- White Yagami: I was beat up and you are worried that I threatened the academic integrity of school. You should pay attention to people who make life worse for everybody, principal, and not the guy is cheats for people.

- Thank you, principal for not buying into his bullshit.

- Boo-hoo, I was not rewarded for being a male savior.

-I stopped trying btw.

- The dialogue is soooo bad. “Hey I was awake…I was a tree or something?” What? Even? Ugh?

- Well White Yagami is the type of white boy who investigates the danger in horror movies. 

-Okay, that scream will great. LMAO

-This home boy literally shrieked!

- He is really losing his shit. OMG.

- Ryuk is fucking wasteful. That is a whole lot of apple that is not eaten. 

- White Yagami is so fucking crass. Everybody is dropping f-bombs like it is the biggest word they know.

-Ryuk sounds like Ryuk.

- Ryuk is tempting White Yagami to write in the Death Note? Oh God!

- Did these assholes even see Death Note? I really have to ask because ugh!

- This is the first 10 minutes, and I can’t even. 

- Look, what made Light so special is that when Ryuk dropped the Death Note, he wanted to see what would happen. He thought someone who picked up the Death Note would just write someone’s name out of curiosity or even do some revenge kills because that is what people do. So when he tracks down Light and sees that he, after testing the Death Note out, filled out entire pages, he was shocked. Light did not need any push to start killing. He already had it in him.

- Like Ryuk is actually encouraging him? Are they exonerating Light in this movie?

-Like no?

- When did Death Note become fucking final destination?

-…You know what? Fuck this movie.I am not going to subject myself to this shit. I love myself too much to watch this and that is saying something because I have severe clinical depression.

-ten minutes in and I am done.


’ Do you want to go camping with me this weekend? ’
’ I hate camping. ’
’ I love camping! ’
’ I can’t believe you’ve never been camping. ’
’ I went camping last weekend. ’
’ Hey, did you bring a map? ’
’ I think we made a wrong turn. ’
’ I’ll go camping, but I’m not rock climbing. ’
’ I’m not going camping. It’s out of the question. ’
’ Are you sure you want to go camping. ’
’ I’m not sure why camping is even a thing. ’
’ Smell that? It’s the beauty of nature. ’
’ I didn’t know that camping required this much packing. ’
’ I didn’t know that you wanted to go camping. ’
’ So, you want to go camping or not? ’
’ Let’s go get some stems and sticks for the fire. ’
’ Let’s build this fire then. ’
’ I love sitting near the fire and listening to it crackle. ’
’ We can make smores. ’
’ Ever had sex inside a tent? It’s in tents. ’
’ We didn’t know that you get that scared. ’
’ Wait, you hear that? ’
’ I don’t want to camp in the woods. ’
’ I’m not going camping, the woods are scary. ’
’ Are you going to crave our initials on a tree? ’
’ I really wanted to go camping this weekend. ’
’ Its too cold to camp. ’
’ I’m not sure why you thought camping was a good idea. ’
’ Okay, let’s start the packing then. ’
’ Should we bring a compass? ’
’ Did you lose the map? ’
’ Great. We’re lost in the woods now. ’
’ I just want to go home already. ’
’ This is not what I signed up for. ’
’ You haven’t lived until you’ve camped. ’
’ Let’s sing the campfire song from Spongebob. ’
’ Camping goes horrible in every horror movie. ’
’ Camping is not that bad. ’
’ What’s so great about camping anyway? ’
’ I brought some goodies. ’
’ Holy shit, was that thunder? ’
’ Sleeping in this tent is the worse thing by far. ’
’ I’m not sleeping in a tent with you. ’
’ Come on, we’re going to go on a hike. ’
’ I don’t want to hike any more. I’m out of breath. ’
’ This is the longest trail ever. ’
’ Okay, we need to stop and ask for directions. ’
’ Did we just find a cabin in the woods. ’
’ Great, I have no signal out here. ’
’ You said we’d be able to get a good signal out here? ’
’ We are now one with the nature. ’
’ That breeze feels so good. ’
’ Its way too hot out here. ’
’ You packed that much stuff for camping? ’
’ How many bags did you pack? ’
’ I only brought my sleeping bag. ’
’ I’m not sure what we’re doing here. ’
’ Is this what it’s like camping? ’
’ I can’t believe this really happening. ’
’ I don’t like this at all. ’
’ Look, look at all the stars in the sky. ’
’ So, are we done camping now? ’
’ Look, just go camping one time and I’ll leave you alone about it. ’
’ Is this where we are going to camp? ’

iwaoi headcanons bc iwaoi?

  • one of iwaizumi and oikawa’s favourite things to do is go on road trips
  • they take turns driving but oikawa drives more bc iwaizumi gets sleepy on long car rides that he just kind of.. just.. falls asleep… and oikawa cries a little bc iwa chan is so cute… his head is on oikawa’s shoulder… oikawa is trying not to scream
  • without fail, each year, iwaizumi wins a goldfish for oikawa at a festival (he has an entire tank in his living room filled with fish bc of this)
  • it started when they were young and oikawa wouldn’t stop crying bc he dropped his candy apple so iwaizumi won him a goldfish to cheer him up. now it’s a tradition
  • regardless of all the shit iwa chan gives him, oikawa can take care of things without killing them within a few days (it’s just himself he can’t take care of)
  • although iwaizumi swears up and down that he doesn’t spoil oikawa, he really does (bc lets face it, not even oikawa’s mom would watch all the transformers movies with him bc transformers are technically aliens!!)
  • makki and mattsun draw straws every month to see who has to endure oikawa talk about iwaizumi for the month (at first it wasn’t bad but now it’s like we get it oikawa, ur bf is great and has great biceps but u don’t need to explain in detail about how u cooked a romantic meal for the two of u and almost burned down the kitchen but he kissed u anyway)
  • when oikawa was younger, he often told his mom that iwa chan has stars in his eyes!! oikawa’s mom thought tooru was just saying they were pretty but iwaizumi’s eyes does have specs of gold in them which made oikawa think they were stars
  • they have walkie talkies that they still use even tho they’re perfectly functioning phones
  • unbeknown to the other, they both have a picture of themselves as children in their wallets (the same picture!!)
  • iwaizumi’s shirts go missing half the time and when he gets them back, the sides are cut off and he’s very confused
  • culprit: unsurprisingly, oikawa
  • anyway iwaizumi can benchpress oikawa ..
The Charade

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Part Four

Master List

Pairing: Misha x OFC / Jensen x OFC
Word Count: 1,815
Warnings: language, mentions of domestic abuse
A/N: Here’s part four of mine and Nicole’s (@iwantthedean) collab! Hope you guys like it! Anyway, feedback for this is awesome! :)

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anonymous asked:

Do you like Kevin Smith or Clerks? If so why?

Clerks: indie filmmaking legend, classic

Mallrats: like a filthier John Hughes movie, love it

Chasing Amy: some of my favorite dialogue in any movie, great example of a full movie made with $250,000. Probably my favorite movie of his. I love movies about men’s weird and stupid vulnerabilities.

Dogma: some good stuff but after you watch it once it’s kinda “yeah eh I got it”

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: massive piece of shit with a couple funny cameos and callbacks I guess

Jersey Girl: not as bad as people say but also not great

Clerks 2: Genuinely good movie about being in your 30s. Funny and had a ton of heart. Some dumb stuff but I don’t think this movie gets enough credit.

Zack and Miri: pretty funny movie that just kinda ends before it gets really interesting?

Then Red State is okay but every other movie beyond this point is a piece of shit

Ice Cream – Kim Joonmyeon

Pairing: Suho x Reader

Genre: smut

Word Count: 456

Drabble request: could I have 2, 15 and 18 for suho smut?? :) thank you

“Movies and ice cream sound good?”, “Are you disobeying daddy? and “Do you really want a punishment baby?”

I was going to leave food play out of this but the ice cream was just there…so I couldn’t help myself…hehe, hope you enjoy :)

“Bad day?”

“Freaking shit.” You groaned and slumped down on the couch, tired from the day. “Movies and ice cream sound good?” your boyfriend came out from the kitchen with two bowls full of your favourite ice cream, a bright smile on his face and he was shirtless, what a great sight to see.

“Absolutely perfect babe.” You sat up and moved over so he could sit but he pulled you onto his lap, peppering your face in small kisses to make you giggle, which you did.

“How come you’re going around shirtless?” You raised your eyebrow at him. “Is it a crime to be shirtless now?”

“Not at all, but it’s a crime to look that good,” you grinned back, running your hand down his chest and lightly grazing over his abs. “Ooh that was smooth princess. But something tells me that you don’t want to watch a movie or have that ice cream…”

“Hmm, I think you’re right, daddy.” You bit your lip, seeing his eyes widen at the name you called him. “Strip.” He spoke, eyes staring into yours with lust, demanding you. You stood up and took off your clothes as quickly as you could, looking back at Joonmyeon afterwards as you waited for instructions.

“Bra and panties too princess.” He spoke as he palmed himself through his sweats, eyebrows furrowed and wanting nothing more but to be buried deep inside you at that moment – you looked at him blankly for a few moments, he’d never been this straightforward but it was a good change.

“Are you disobeying daddy?” he began, “do you really want a punishment baby?” you shok your head and quickly rid yourself of the restricting materials as he stood up from the couch. “Lay down.”

You laid down, looking up at him expectantly. Joonmyeon grabbed the bowl of ice cream, some of it already melting due to the hot summer weather – taking the silver spoon in his hand, he let the ice cream drip down onto your already hard nipples before moving his arm down so the cold ice cream hit your stomach as well. You gasped at the cold sensation.

He smirked down at you before wrapping his soft pink lips around your boobs, licking and sucking the ice cream off you before trailing his tongue down the centre of your body, licking up the rest. “Mm so sweet princess. I bet you taste sweeter, am I right?” he looked up at you expectantly.

“W-why don’t you find out, daddy?” you breathed out. “Oh don’t worry, I will princess, that’s exactly what I plan on doing.” He said as his fingers came in contact with your clit, pinching your bundle of nerves earning a moan from you.

Originally posted by oh-prankster

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IHE’s “I Hate Sing” review

Todday I’m going to be doing something a bit different; I’ll be reviewing another reviewers video review. Now, this may seem odd, but I have very good reason for criticizing this.

I’m a big fan of I Hate Everything’s YouTube channel. In general, I think he makes some pretty good content, though I don’t always agree with his opinions. I especially like most of his movie reviews, with Search for the Worst being one of my favorite things to watch on YouTube, with the Suicide Squad video being the only exception to SFTW videos I like. But one of his latest videos, “I Hate Sing,” is perhaps the absolute nadir of anything he has ever done on his entire channel. It’s not even that I disagree with his opinion that I hate the video; I disagreed with him about Suicide Squad but that video is still okay, just not one I particularly like. No, the problem is that his entire argument for why the movie sucks is based on absolutely faulty logic and his own rabid hateboner for Minons.

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signs as people i have been close with.

aries: tall, blonde, quiet but talks mad shit about everyone and everything. teases, cute, very very gorgeous but never admits it or believes it. long ass eyelashes. dates alot of people.

taurus: short, light brown hair. really really likes books. realistic thinker. intelligent. perfect grades. very pretty face. likes looking at cute boys. athletic and plays hockey. passive aggressive. VERY stubborn.

gemini: clever, funny, annoying as fuck. nice hair, grey eyes, very playful. teases. like alot. to everyone. has strong facial features but his jokes make him seem less serious. nice to everyone.

cancer: VERY argumentative when pissed off. blue eyes, long dirty blonde hair. very introverted at first but once you get her talking she NEVER stops. has a cute laugh. emotional and sensitive. on her phone alot. listens to every genre of music. takes snapchats of everything secretly (oh but do i ever notice it)

leo: very quiet at first. lots of shy smiles and nervous giggles. but once you get really close with her, quiet turns into conversations about anything and everything about the universe, shy smiles turn into really big smiles and nervous giggles turn into loud, hearty laughs. very artistic. long hair. interested in photography. confident and being around her feels like home.

virgo: hazel sleepy eyes, messy light hair, slight jawline. gamer. always on his phone during class. humor that always has a deeper meaning. great conversationalist, always keeps the conversation going. lots of funny interesting stories. remembers every single detail you tell him. an amazing listener. very kindhearted and welcoming. mutters the word ‘hostile’ everytime i win an arguement with him. which rarely happens.

libra: elegant and graceful when she walks. VERY AMBITIOUS AND DETERMINED. thinks ahead alot, able to predict what im going to do before i even do it. intense eye contact. rants about her job alot. black hair and blue eyes. great fashion sense. likes the colour black. scary when shes mad, i try not to mess with her. apologizes ALOT after she gets angry. very pretty.

scorpio: very passionate about his girlfriend and the people he cares about. striven. blue eyes. obsessed with the ocean and the outdoors. likes to be in control but is able to let little things go. smokes alot. eyes go really big when talking about something he’s interested in. very detailed stories, never leaves out a single detail which makes them kinda long. very intense emotions.

sagittarious: outgoing, adventurous. rants about people. down to do anything, no matter how crazy. not afraid to act silly with me. tall, cat eyes, stunning. spontaneous and dares me to do alot of funny things which is awesome because im alot more free than i was before i met her. fangirls about everything. ships and fangirls about couples who arent even couples. but i can see right through her. and secretly, she has a deep side.

capricorn: controlling, sarcastic, and ambitious. likes his job alot. loyal, cares alot about his family. use to be a hippie headbanger in highschool. listens to rock. little bit lazy and tired alot. plays games, likes taking friends out to movies and nice restauraunts. likes camping. likes the outdoors. really bad temper and throws things when angry. has alot of emotions bottled up inside. logical thinking and rebellious when he was younger. likes to be right.

aquarius: really chilled out and alot of dark humour. great voice impressions of morgan freeman. doesnt fall in love easily, kind of sensitive and clingy though when he does. talks about his life experiances alot if you ever get close. lots of friends, plays guitar, VERY TALL HOLY SHIT. plays drums, listens to music alot. kind of mean and blunt and honest. slight sarcasm, gets annoyed easily.

pisces: plays soccer, talkative and sweet. has graceful facial features. outside alot and always doing something. intelligent, great comebacks, wants to be an aries. very opinionated, always listening to music and not noticing that hes quietly singing/humming along which is adorable. always fidgets half conciously and can never hold still.

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The movie started, a romantic comedy. Ferdinand had picked it because he thought Erika would like that kind of stuff. He himself wasn’t a fan of romantic comedies at all, but he didn’t mind pretending it was interesting for the sake of his lovely girlfriend.
To his great surprise, Erika wasn’t pleased at all.
“Really? We’re watching this lame shit? Where’s the action?! Where’s the suspense? We’re only five minutes in an I can already predict the ending. Do you really like this kind of stuff?” she complained. 
“You don’t like it? I totally picked this movie because I thought this kind of stuff was fun for girls! I don’t like romantic comedies at all, I think they are utterly boring…” Ferdinand said, feeling bad for failing at picking the right movie for them to watch.
“Ohh you, sometimes you really are just a silly teen boy, aren’t you? Not all girls are the same, you know. Can’t you guess by my character that I’d like something more fierce than this?” She smiled lightly at him, as if she thought it was cute he misinterpreted her preference. 
“Well…” he said, determined to turn this situation around so that he didn’t seem like a total idiot. “…since none of us like this movie and there’s no one else here, how about we do something else instead?”
And with those words, he wrapped his arm around her and pulled her close, his lips locking onto hers. It was their first kiss, but it was perfect. Her hand held onto his inner leg as he leaned in more, and soon enough they completely forgot there was a movie playing to begin with.

Star Wars Rouge One

First, a couple things:

1. I do not Star War, by and large. The charms of the original films are lost on me–I think the last time I sat down to watch them of my own volition was when I was 10ish. TFA was okay I guess, but honestly I’m not sure I can tell you what happened from moment to moment. I never finished episode 2 and never tried episode 3. These just aren’t generally my kind of movies, which is fine. So I’m going to be critical of some of the other movies in a way that if you’re a big Star Wars fan, might annoy you, but, I was literally asked for my thoughts and I’m giving them. 

2. This doesn’t mean I think Rouge One is a perfect movie. It isn’t, it’s just a Star Wars movie I actually truly enjoyed and might even go see it again. So I am ALSO going to point out a handful of things I didn’t love about it. 

3. I also think this is an IMPORTANT movie right now. 

4. I’m tired so this’ll be garbled.

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We must criticize the emoji movie

Why not only should, but also must criticize things like the “emoji” movie?

Is true that making animations is hard, and a lot of effort and money was put in the movie. But, let’s not forget: what we want is what we receive.

If we let movies, or any kind of media be just mediocre and say it is fine or ok because a lot effort was put on it, is the same as saying that selling shit in a pretty bottle is fine too just because is nicely decorated or because the people who did it really put their effort on it.

We shouldn’t accept bad material; we have a great power as the viewers. We have the power here. Why? Because we are the ones who are going to pay at the end, we are the ones who go to the cinemas. We consume the product. They made it. So, if we just accept whatever they gave us, we will keep giving us whatever too. Do you want to keep seeing crap movies about not-any-more-trendy things? I’m talking about all those bad animated movies that have come out recently and all of those that are on the way to be done. The ‘angry birds’ movie is a great example.

We have to say “no”, we have to make clear that we won’t accept shitty or half-ass work. It does not matter if it is well animated, we deserve good stories, good content. But, to deserve we have to ask for it, we must show that we aren’t pleased with whatever. They’ll give us what we ask for. So, if we just say “ok it isn’t that good but let’s price them for the hard work” they’ll do the same thing again because they will already knew that people will forgive them and support them one way or another. 

Am I saying that we have to be dicks about everything? No! You don’t have to be rude to express discontent. Everything can be done in a respectful way.

We deserve better, and they have to learn that it isn’t okay to make trash based on “trendy” things. Because that just show that they are going straight for the simple, for the popular, for the things that might give them more money. Is like the “Minion” movie. They killed it. It was a mistake but they went directly for it because they knew that the profits in merchandise were the ones who would do it work. Did you notice that? They were selling merchandise like crazy BEFORE the god damn movie came out! The trailer was more than enough. Hell, all the trailers that came out to promote the movie were already the movie… literally.

Let’s ask for better things, let’s be critical, and let’s not conform to whatever.

today i’m taking a me day. i’ll take a nice warm bath to relax and hopefully loosen my back muscles (i’ve been having really bad back aches for weeks again), watch murder documentaries and horror movies on netflix (i wanted to watch some yesterday but i had a bad headache), start my new bullet journal (i got my brush pens, new notebook and handlettering book today), tidy up my room (it’s been a mess for weeks now because i had no time to really tidy shit up) and then i’ll take some pics for my bookstagram and start reading for mary’s read-a-thon. today will be a great day <3

what are you up to?

Movies for a Fallout fan
  • A Boy and His Dog (1975) ; Inspiration for the games, much references in-game such as dogmeat’s name and the glowing ones and vaults. Highly recommended. 
  • Mad Max (1979-) series ; Inspiration for the games, such as a dog companion, the leather armor and raiders fashion style. Highly recommended.
  • The Omega Man (1971) ; Inspiration for the games, though I’d say not to the same extent as the previous two. Also shown at the Fallout 3 film festival. Recommended as it is a classic, however I did not get much of a Fallout feeling when watching. 
  • Cherry 2000 (1987) ; Androids, post-apocalyptic desert environment with scattered settlements and buried cities. Big fucking guns. Really bad acting, but still a pretty enjoyable film from a Fallout fan’s perspective. 
  • Book of Eli (2010) ; Nuclear post-apocalyptic neo-western. Pretty good. 
  • Eden Log (2007) ; ”A man wakes up in an underground cave not knowing how he got there, a dead man lies next to him.” Definitely gives the feeling of exploring a vault. Recommended. 
  • Pandorum (2009) ; Post-apocalyptic survival in a space ship with mutants and shit. Great movie. 
  • Six String Samurai (1998) ; Post-apocalyptic Vegas, dude trying to get there to become the new King. Referenced as a New Vegas perk. Kind of strange movie, but very enjoyable and cool.  
  • I Am Legend (2007) ; Based on the same novel as The Omega Man. Post-apocalyptic. Good. 
  • Twelve Monkeys (1995) ; Post-apocalyptic time travel movie. Recommended. 

anonymous asked:

STEREK AU / model! Stiles & photographer! Derek - LOVE & LUST AT FIRST SIGHT <3

Derek’s job is literally looking at beautiful people all day.

Which is to say that he’s a photographer, a real one (not one of those ones who run around and hide in the bushes, because that’s not art, that’s glorified stalking, but he digresses), and a good one, too.

The kind that rich people, and famous people, and beautiful people, and the stars that are that heady mixture of all three, literally fly exotic places and feed five-star meals and put up in fancy hotels, all so that they can pout into his lens and allow their shiny, stick-thin bodies to be slapped across the covers of glossy magazines to give the normal people in the world a chance, just for one moment, to live out their fantasies of also being scary-thin and air-brushed beautiful.

Not that he doesn’t love his job. But also not that he’d thought he’d end up here, taking pictures for Fantasy Magazine, when he’d graduated with a photography degree and aspirations of being a wildlife photographer. He’s more National Geographic than Fantasy, himself, but a guy’s got to eat, which is why he’d taken his first invitation for a glamour shoot five years ago. And hell, now he’s getting enough saved up that soon he can fuck off and go live with the wolves, like he’s always wanted.

The point is, Tyra Banks has him on speed-dial. He’s a close personal friend of Heidi Klum.

So there is absolutely no reason that this… this… boy should be making him feel this way.

Stiles Stilinski is one of the lucky few blessed with not only charisma and talent, but also with a face distinctive and yet beautiful enough that not a few boys and girls spend their nights sighing dreamily over one of the Teen Bop or Seventeen rip-out posters of him they have pinned to their walls.

He stars in the kind of movies named Our Last Summer, or It Was Always You, those kinds, with the posters of a too-pretty couple staring deep into each other’s eyes with a tagline of “Love Always Wins.”

He’s not really Derek’s usual clientele, nor is Derek his. Derek usually sticks to the supermodels and international icons, and Stiles Stilinski usually sticks to teeny-bopper publications.

Unfortunately, when Lydia Martin, who, though pretty enough to go in front of Derek’s lens, prefers to work behind it as his agent, says crisply, “Your shoot with Mr. Stilinski is next Thursday at 10 am sharp,” Derek already knows exactly who he is. Usually, when Lydia books him a less serious client, somebody who isn’t high fashion at all, but is just aiming for promotion and glamour and is famous enough to make it happen despite being wildly out of Fantasy’s normal range of talent, Derek has to google them so he doesn’t look like a complete idiot.

But Derek has a sister, who has a twelve year old daughter, who tells him at least once a week that she’s going to marry Stiles someday. Derek had actually gone to Stiles’ last movie with her—it was a trite fluff piece, but Stiles himself has a surprising amount of talent.

And beauty.

And he’s only five years younger than Derek—twenty-three—which made Derek feel a little less guilty about his clandestine jerk-off session featuring him once he had dropped Selene off back at home, because the costume department had done its best to make Stiles appear as the seventeen-year-old jock that he had played in the movie.

So besides the fact that Lydia is not going to let him back out of this one, and besides the fact that Selene, and thus, Laura, would absolutely have his hide if Derek did not meet and obtain an autograph from his niece’s idol… Well, Derek doesn’t hate the idea of this one, either.

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anonymous asked:

Any advice for teenagers just becoming adults?

Hm.  Let me think…

1. Learn to cook.  Basic stuff. You don’t need to get too fancy with it - learn to make rice, noodles, things that are easily prepped.  Don’t neglect or feel ashamed about your microwave.  That thing is a time saver and does a damned good job making your life easier.

2. Keep a budget.  Learn how much goes in and how much comes out.  Map out what bills you have and how much money you got coming in.  Prioritize your financies. Make a line item in your budget for “me money” if you can. This is your blow money.  Use it wisely and for those times when shit seems bad and you really just need to go see a movie with a friend or buy the thing.  Keep cash on hand too.  Plastic is great and all but not every situation allows it to be used.

3. Self care is important.  Don’t neglect you.  Whatever that involves, take care of yourself.

4. Remember that libraries exist.  Free wifi, books, programming and many other amenities we all take for granted and forget about.  Most libraries now embrace online digital services too like hoopla.

5. Read.  Watch movies.  Listen to music.  Enrich your mind and learn things, either for substance or pleasure.  Never pass up a learning experience or a chance to experience something new.  

6. Make connections, social or otherwise.  Knowing the right person or resource can make a world of difference. 

7. Set boundaries.  This bit is important - high school is over with and you are an adult and entering into a society that has a shit ton of expectations for you. Setting your boundaries for yourself and those in your world can save you a lot of energy, time and effort - never let anyone violate them and if they do, let them go.  It’s easy to say, I know, and in practice it can be hard but trust me, it is very important to keep true to yourself and your boundaries.

8.  If you go out to a restaurant or a bar, tip your server. Be good to service people and retail workers.  

9. Trust your gut.  Instinct is something we often neglect.  Don’t.

10. If you live with your folks and continue to do so after graduation or becoming an adult, there is no shame in staying on until you are financially able and ready to go into the world.  Of course, everyone’s situation is different and circumstances can prevent this but I feel like so many people are still having the whole “you turn 18, you get out of your parent’s home” mentality driven their way.  There is no shame in living at home.  

11. If you live in a decent sized town or city, learn what you have for public transporation.  It’s a wonderful resource if you have it.

12. Find a “safe space”.  What do I mean by this?  Well, find a place (your home, the local library, a friend’s house, a park - something easily accessible to you and safe) that you can go and just be you.  A place to clear your head and focus.  Somewhere you don’t have to worry.  Everyone needs a sanctuary.

13. Carry a knife and/or multitool on you.  No, I’m serious.  This piece of advice has saved my ass more times than I can count.  And while I’m thinking of it, carry these things too: a list of any medications and medical conditions you have, emergency contact info, a bit of cash, identification.  

14. Make friends.  Keep those friends from your childhood if you can but only if they are decent adult friends too.  Friends make all the difference in the world.

And finally…

15. Pay it forward.  If good comes your way, do good in return.  Just… don’t be a dick.  I can’t stress this enough.  People may be shitty and the world may seem dark but cast your own little light into it and life will be that much more rewarding. 

I really hope all that makes sense.  


FAVORITE MOVIES: The Way Way Back (2013)

[How long have you been working there?]
Oh, the park? I’ve always been there. Ever since I was a small Cambodian child. Of course, that was after ‘Nam. I was in the shit. Then I joined the circus to become a clown fighter. I know about 46 ways to kill a clown. I hate clowns. I’m kidding except for the part where I really do hate them.


WARNING. THIS POST CONTAINS MAJOR SPOILERS FROM THE FILM and is really fricking long. It also contains lots of CUSSING and bad grammar. If you don’t want spoilers I suggest you skip this post but if you want to find out more, plz continue. Oh and it also has a lot of Thomesa comments so if you ship Trenda you probs wont like this…ENJOY!

·      Omg YAS YAS

·      It’s starting

·      Aww little Thomas

·      Aww little Thomas getting dragged away from his mommy.

·      Dream sequence

·      Thomas be like fuck no this again

·      Let the 74th hunger games begin

·      Ooh Minho oppa

·      Lots of shouting

·      So many cross cuts and black outs

·      Ewww Ratman

·      Aiden Gillan is a pretty good actor. Hate his accent though.

·      They’re all really dirty in their glade outfits but they’re still so hot though


·      Lol minho in the background: “woo hoo”

·      Dylan is so hot

·      He’s naked

·      OMG he looks so cool right now. He’s so wet

·      Shouldn’t they be suspicious of injections? I mean I would be. Especially if you don’t know who these people are.

·      Oh at least Newt is suspicious.

·      Wait why isn’t Thomas saying anything

·      Jokes he just asked another question

·      Someone better do a question count for Thomas

·      Minho’s wearing red

·      Soo many teenagers

·      If there was more than one maze, where and how did WCKD manage to find a place to fit that many mazes, along with facilities that monitor them. Also, how many grievers would they have made for this purpose? What if the grievers rebelled and decided to do they own shit? Wouldn’t wckd be fucked then?

·      Oh look its Aris. The loner emo boy wearing a hoodie. Remind you of anything?

·      How old is Aris again? He looks like he’s 13.

·      Thomas be like: no let me see her. Such devotion.

·      Please don’t pick a fight with a guard.

·      Yes Thomas, just walk away.

·      Bunk beds. Why is it always bunk beds?

·      Minho: ‘too slow’ ha ha

·      More dream sequences!

·      Thomas the insomniac

·      Aris creepily saying pssst while under Thomas’ bed

·      Just so happens that the air vent opening is right under Thomas’ bed. #movie logic. If you’re reading this CinemaSins and happen to do a ‘Everything wrong with the Maze Runner the Scorch Trials’ based on this post, you better reference me or at least mention me and get people to like this post on Tumblr. Btw, you guys are awesome! [thumbs up]

·      Thomas: “What the hell am I doing?” yeah Thomas, what are you doing?

·      See!!! He even talks to himself using questions.

·      Air vents, the most common way to eavesdrop on people

·      Ooh dead bodies

·      Thomas picking a fight with a guard-WTF ru doing bro?

·      Jeez Thomas take a fucking chill pill

·      Oh he’s getting the swipe card thingy

·      Sending kids back to their rooms-the most common way of grounding children when they do bad stuff

·      Jeez you didn’t have to shove them in there. Such a rude guard.

·      Newt be like: cant we just be happy for once?

·      Thomas has an idea! Everyone hates it.

·      Everyone else be like: of course Thomas. Of course.

·      Thomas dropping into the hallway from the air vent like spiderman.

·      How are you gonna get back up though?

·      Okay so teenagers are being strapped up to tubey things

·      This totally isn’t child abuse

·      Oh no is that Teresa? Jks no

·      OHHHHH its Rachel

·      RIP Aris’ girlfriend

·      I ship it though

·      #Raris… or is it Arachel? Idk

·      Hiding behind poles

·      Lots of dramatic walking in this film

·      ava paige [sitting down and signing pages like a boss]

·      its good to see that the boss is a woman though

·      oh wait let me correct myself, she’s a “doctor”…doctor my ass, more like a lady killer who just wants to dissect children for money.

·      Seriously Thomas you need to calm the fuck down and just tell everyone else what’s going on

·      Great acting though, Dylan O’Brien [thumbs up]

·      #Follow Thomas the leader…or should I say Thomas the tank engine? Ha ha just kidding.

·      Everyone just blindly follow Thomas when we all know he doesn’t have a plan most of the time

·      Fuck yeah Minho is such a badass by kneeing that guard


·      God he’s hot

·      Guns

·      Yes lets use the lady doctor as a hostage

·      Operation rescue Teresa

·      Found her

·      Thomas is totes in love with her. He’s so concerned about her all the time.

·      so many Thomesa feels rn

·      Yay window smashing!

·      Thomas and Newt breaking glass. #Teamwork

·      aww Thomas carried Teresa

·      Lots of door barging/blocking moments

·      Everyone keeps shouting Thomas! Like we get it. Everyone is obsessed with him.

·      Why is Thomas always the last one to leave? Or the one who stays behind. It’s like he willingly tries to be the last one standing. Stop isolating yourself Thomas. Everyone knows your chances of survival are better when you’re in a group, not when you’re alone. Thomas is so dumb sometimes.

·      Yay Aris. #Aris the hero. What a wildcard!

·      Is Teresa barefoot?

·      Thomas: *shoots at guys with shields with tazer gun. Gun runs out of ammo. Throws away gun before he starts to run for it.*

·      Can I just say that something about Dylan O’Brien holding a gun, or any guy doing badass but somewhat violent actions gets me so turned on.

·      Man that running and sliding under the closing door was epic

·      Yeah Thomas. U GO!

·      Best bit in movie-Thomas giving Ratman the finger [applause]

·      I bet Dylan O’Brien improvised this scene


·      How did they manage to run out people on aircraft and dirt bikes?

·      How can they see where they’re going?

·      Wow lots of sand.

·      Of course he doesn’t have a plan Newt. Its Thomas!

·      lol, mountain people

·      The Right Arm reference

·      Wardrobe change

·      It’s really dark

·      Something bad is bound to happen soon

·      Suspenseful music

·      Why do I get this feeling that I’m watching more of a thriller/horror movie than a science fiction film?

·      No Minho don’t turn on the generator!



·      Run bitches run!

·      Are they inside a mall?

·      Mall chase scene

·      Man, these cranks are scary AF

·      This film is really fast-paced though. It just goes from one scene to another like that-[clicks fingers]

·      Oh look its daytime. Its always safer in daytime


·      The graphics are great though

·      Sand dunes

·      so much sand everywhere

·      Another Thomesa scene YAY!

·      Wait teresa has her memories?

·      Ooh wait…that means…oh okay

·      Wtf Winston

·      Oh god he’s infected

·      Why is this scene being carried out like page 250.

·      He even says: ‘I don’t want to end up a monster’

·      Depressing death scene when its not even halfway through the movie

·      Wait they’re just leaving the gun with him? Oh ok.

·      Everyone just walks away

·      Goodbye Winston

·      Choreographed halting after sound of gunshot. Nice.



·      Minho why would you throw the bottle away? You could’ve saved it for later! You’re in a wasteland for Christ’s sake!

·      Sleeping in the middle of the dessert. NICE.

·      Thomas: I see the light!

·      A storm is coming…jks the storm hit immediately in just 10 seconds

·      Ahhh MINHO

·      Minho got hit

·      Character that almost dies but doesn’t trope

·      Minho after getting told he got hit by lightning: ‘Oh”

·      Oh Minho you’re so cute

·      Everyone turns around and sees a crank

·      [I literally jumped when I saw it]

·      More cranks. Wonderful.

·      Oh look who it is. Brenda.


·      Brenda’s got sass

·      Ha ha lol, they’re all hanging upside down

·      Minho’s sass lines have appeared!

·      Interrogation time

·      JorgexBrenda moment. How sweet.

·      Wait what? Jorge wants to play music? DAFQ

·      Ha ha wckd is confused

·      This is some old ass music for a film that set in the future. I mean they’re still using cd records. Really? I mean shouldn’t it be coming out of like a boom box or something. It’d be funny if they played Gangnam Style or something. It’d be even funnier if there was an ad before the song played.

·      No Thomas don’t go after Brenda.

·      Seriously though.

·      Thomas is like Percy Jackson, never leaves a man behind. Or woman in this case.

·      Wckd guards are idiots. They’re in shooting range!


·      AWESOME

·      That was clever though

·      So many scenes in complete darkness

·      Stop having Trenda scenes

·      Why are you going deeper into the tunnel?

·      Thomas: ‘you think?’ another question. Thank you, Thomas. [sings Girls Generation in my head.]

·      It’s a rat. Gross.

·      Oh and now a crank is eating the rat. RIP rat.

·      It’s time to go now trenda.

·      RUN. Stop standing there. RUN!

·      Oh for Christ sake

·      Epic chase sequence

·      Wow that is some really nice graphics. Really nice.

·      I hate the cranks though

·      Wes wasn’t joking when he said they were scary

·      The cranks look like some RPG zombie game shit

·      Rock climbing

·      Yeah Thomas! Kill that crank!

·      Brenda’s infected. Great. She’s so gonna die…NOT.

·      Finally, there are actually civilians who aren’t trying to hunt down the protagonists or sell them for money.

·      Who the hell is Marcus anyway?

·      Oh that actor. Why is he everywhere? He’s the douchebag bad guy in Dollhouse as well.

·      Yeah sure, just take whatever drink a stranger offers you. Even if they’re acting real shady about it and keep insisting you drink it and go into the party. I mean, I get that you’re trying to find the others but srsly? Would they actually be dumb enough to walk into that party?

·      Yay a party scene


·      Great acting Dylan O’Brien

·      Lol this is hilarious

·      Walk into da club like wow I am so fucked right now

·      Crank execution in a club, why not?

·      For a second I thought the guy killing that crank was Ben.

·      Blue lighting

·      Blue and white are such predominant colours in this film.

·      Okay now Thomas is really high.

·      Hallucinations

·      Eww not Trenda

·      Brenda is so fucking desperate right now

·      Technically you’re not the only two left. You just haven’t found the others.

·      Oh for Christ’s sake you’re both high. Have some restraint would ya?

·      No THOMAS NO

·      Don’t you dare!

·      Fucking hell he kissed her


·      Oh now he’s kissing Teresa

·      YAY Thomesa kiss!

·      Jks its only a hallucination

·      Thomas: ‘you’re not her’

·      Poor Brenda. #REJECTED

·      Thomesa spark is still alive

·      Yes Thomas, I knew I could believe in you

·      Thomas blacks out…again

·      Teresa: ‘we have to stop meeting like this’ ha ha lol.

·      Wait so that guy was Marcus?

·      Violent interrogation

·      Threatening by use of death

·      Bertha????

·      Oh it’s a truck.

·      Wait a second… that looks like Stiles’ truck. They’re both blue. Mindfuck.

·      Lol Newt looks so excited to be inside a truck. Ha ha. So cute <3

·      Ambush

·      There sure are a lot of guns in this movie.

·      Oh look Group B finally makes an appearance

·      Aww! Aris, Harriet and Sonya reunite

·      Why do Sonya and Aris seem to have a thing for each other? Maybe it’s just me but she seems way to happy to see him.

·      Who the heck is Vince?

·      Oh look its Thomas’ mom.

·      Don’t remember? Oh okay…

·      Wait Thomas is the Source?

·      Oh so he’s been backstabbing wckd for ages.

·      Good on you Thomas!

·      I feel like Thomas is the only one with an actual conscience.

·      Of course Brenda gets the cure.

·      Yes Thomas, just stealthily reach into her pocket whilst she’s asleep. #totes not a perv

·      Wait Brenda had a brother? His name is George?/Jorge?

·      Wait don’t tell me her brother was Chuck?

·      Brenda: you remind me of him-WOAH don’t tell me Thomas is her brother

·      Brenda: ‘they didn’t want me’ #REJECTED…again

·      YAY Thomesa flashback

·      Just kiss already

·      Newt calling Thomas ‘Tommy’

·      Just when you think your favourite characters are finally safe…it’s bound to get a whole lot worse.

·      OHHHHH Teresa! Why?????

·      I saw this coming though

·      Thomas looks so disappointed in her.

·      Teresa quoting Thomas

·      So sad

·      The ship is no longer sailing

·      #Betrayed

·      Enter Darth Ava [lol]

·      Ava paige reminds me of President Snow. They both wear white.

·      Ratman you son of a bitch.

·      RIP Mary.

·      Oh lol she must be named after Marie Curie.

·      Explosions!

·      No not Minho. Don’t take away my oppa!

·      Come on Thomas! Rescue him.

·      NO oppa, don’t go!

·      Oh yes, it has to end with inspiring speech time executed by Thomas

·      Thomas: ‘I made a promise to Minho.’ THOMINHO IS REAL!

·      And so it ends.

·      Ha lol the number of times everyone said ‘shit’ in this movie

Glob I am so gonna cry in the last movie.

·      The Death Cure: the journey of Thomas trying to save his BFF Minho who he is secretly gay for whilst dealing with the fact that his crush Teresa betrayed him. I can’t wait!

·      God what am I going to do with my life as I wait for the next one?


plz don’t kill me