Girl at my work found out I'm a witch. (kind of)
  • Me : *super tired and fumbling around* whoops, sorry, I don't know where my brain is.
  • Coworker : What?!?
  • Me : *slightly amused now* my brain, it's gone.
  • Coworker : Ohhhh! I thought you said you didn't know where your broom was! And i was thinking, what are you a witch? *laughs at her own joke*
  • Me : *tries not to laugh to suspiciously*