reality based

anonymous asked:

Do you ever get weirded out by these girls asking the same "do you think Dylan would've done such and such with his s/o" questions?

Not really so much as weirded out per say but more like perplexed that many want to skip over the reality based questions that require my fact-based answers but instead, they’re prefer to ask fantasy relationship scenario Qs which prompt me for a hypothetical hunch. They might take it as fact when it’s only my sense of things based on their question and also in relation to what we truly do know about the boys’ personalities factually. I tend not to answer too many of these types of questions anymore. A lot of times these get very specific that you can tell they just want me to write some fanfic for their fantasy idea. I certainly get a fair amount of them in my message box (at 420 messages right now. Yikes. 😬 in more ways than one.) Occasionally, I’ll answer a few of them if I’m in the right mood. Sometimes I’ll answer them because I like to work out how I feel that scenario would play out. Unfortunately, if/when I do address these types of questions, it often provokes a bunch more. 😛 It gets a bit tedious when I see a flood of those come in. I’m no fanfic writer but we have plenty of those ‘Imagines’ blogs that they really should be coming to for their imaginative sorts of relationship Qs - but for some reason, come to me. Haha. I should put up a poll to see what preference followers have for questions….

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the inspiration to Georgi’s routines

It’s mentioned that Georgi’s short program is Carabosse from the Sleeping Beauty.. which indeed, is the villain in said fairytale.

But what Sleeping Beauty is his routine based off?

Matthew Bourne. Matthew Bourne’s Sleeping Beauty.

I mean look.

AND THE FREAKING JUMP

If you’re sitting there thinking that this is just coincidental and that i’m just going off on a random thing…

EXPLAIN THIS

I am pretty certain that his routine was based off this ballet. i think it’s just another nice addition to “Yuri on ice is based on reality stuff”

Sorry for the long post but i was proud when i saw this :3

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Final Fantasy XV After Story: NO SPOILERS

Just to let all you people know, I spoiled myself…
BUT I WILL NOT SPOIL IT FOR YOU!

With that out of the way I feel like what I’m about to say needs to be heard. It’s important for going into this game.

I will admit, yes, I’m very mad at myself for spoiling myself, after these ten long years of waiting I should be telling myself I’m an idiot. But for some reason there is an inclination I have that I was meant to see the spoilers so I can remember what the meaning to life is.

Bare with me… I know that sounds… odd.

First let me start with, (needless to say) the ending seems deep, and very different. Although it’s out of context. I really think it’s one of those, “You have to experience the game in it’s entirety to have it hit you.” kinda things.
“It’s not about the destination, but about the journey.” As they say.

I’m oddly disconcerted on it though. I feel like there is key integral emotional pieces missing. I expect that those pieces to line up after playing it to the end

Still I wondered that if I didn’t see it, would it have made the revelations and ending…. better?

Now, I called and knew what was going to happen in the story. With all my research on it the past 10 years I pretty much got it all right.
(Kept it to my own personal hypothesizing because I don’t want to spoil it or let down people if it didn’t come true.)

Basically I knew the plot all along but now have visuals to place with it.

I think I’m missing something though. I feel like, even though I knew what was going to happen, I wasn’t surprised or emotionally stirred, I still feel like it’s missing the emotional fulfillment for me which when I thought about my plot theories up to this point before I spoiled myself that unfulfilled feeling seemed implausible. Before that, I did get emotional thinking about it and knew I would get emotionally stirred once I saw those moments.
But I didn’t, even though they executed it in a very good way for me to feel the feels.

That’s where I think playing it to completion will fill in the blanks.

Not only that, it made me realize something about life in general.

It’s emotional backbone is not set in big moments or revelations. I think it’s emotional backbone is set in the quiet moments, playing and experiencing the game and being surrounded by brotherhood, quietly knowing you are not alone.

Truly this story is a “Fantasy Based On Reality.”

It’s story is about life.
How are lives are full of irreplaceable quiet moments. Moments that make life better.

Just like the Nomura quote on FINAL FANTASY VERSUS XIII above, In my own words I believe this sums up FFXV’s story theme in a nutshell.

“Life gains it’s meaning in the quiet human moments that give reprieve to an existence filled with greed, hatred, suffering, and despair.”

I believe it’s about the small moments as you play Noct’s journey that add light to the big astounding ones.
The small moments that make his life worth living.
The small moments that give weight and a sense of fulfillment to the conclusion of FINAL FANTASY XV’s tale of the figure that lies asleep in the fantasy.

Anyway that’s my two cents.

Whump Fic Ideas!

• “Can I help you with the dishes- Oh my God you broke a cup and have all these cuts on your hand let me help you!”

• “The stairs in the school lobby are so steep, but I never realised how steep until I fell backwards and thunked my head on the floor and I may have a concussion but hey, you’re cute.”

• “I don’t usually slam the door after me but are you okay? Shit…”

• “Hey you shouldn’t be sleeping during class but you don’t look so good…“

• “I just want to go to the bathroom- But are you okay because you sound like you’re throwing up or dying?”

• “I know you’re sick but you’re a stubborn asshole who won’t give in… A stupid, stubborn asshole.”

• “What do you mean you’re allergic to [insert allergic ingredient here]?!”

• “You’re a stranger that passed out on me on the subway and you must be crazy if you think I’m leaving you alone at 11 at night!”

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FINAL FANTASY XV Phone Wallpapers.

I put these together. Original base images used are not mine although editing them was done by yours truly.

If you like them just ask and I’ll make more or post more. Vague outline requests are welcome as well. Please credit if you are going to use them on other posts or sites.

Enjoy.

upholstered furniture

pairing: pansy parkinson x harry potter

setting: modern, non-magical, reality/film star au; based on this

word count: 4,654 words


(7:22 am) Did you see the casting news yet? For Boy Who Lived?

(8:15 am) fuck off its sunday

(8:16 am) Ronald.

(8:17 am) unless they chose to go with an actual fucking cgi flamingo i dont give a shit right now and it can wait until tomorrow

(8:19 am) It really can’t. Harry’s going to fire you when he finds out.

(8:19 am) ??????? get ur blasphemous ass back to church no he’s not

(8:20 am) Yes, he is. It was YOUR idea to scrap the chemistry test.

(8:23 am) omg what is ur DAMAGE chemistry tests r dumb af harry hates them

(8:24 am) And sometimes you have to act as his AGENT, not his best friend, and advise him to do the things he hates, Ronald. Like chemistry tests.

(8:25 am) thx for the fortune cookie fun fact i’ll pass it on to harry’s latest oscar nom ok

(8:29 am) Check Variety. They reported on the casting this morning. There was a “leak” at the studio. Naturally.

(8:32 am) harrys gonna fucking fire me ur right


BREAKING: Hurricane Hollywood star tapped for female lead in Paramount’s Boy Who Lived

October 11, 2016. Los Angeles.

Well, it’s official.

Seemingly permanent tabloid staple Pansy Parkinson (Hurricane Hollywood; The Hottie and the Nottie), better known for her outrageous late-night party antics than she is for her acting prowess, has been cast as Harry Potter’s (Under the Stairs) on-screen love interest for the futuristic dystopian thriller, Boy Who Lived, slated for release by Paramount sometime in Summer 2018. While Parkinson has been persistently vocal about her desire to make the transition from her Cristal throne in Vegas to the slightly more respectable silver screen, this will be her first role in a major motion picture.

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I can’t believe the whole ‘The Millennium Puzzle grants Yugi’s wish for friends’ bit is fanon when the reality is so much BETTER.

Yugi just assumed he got a wish.

But magic had nothing to do with it.

Yugi gets his friends because he pushes himself to be brave and lets himself get beaten up in place of Joey and Honda. Joey recognises this and tries to make amends - going from picking on him to being fiercely protective.

Joey’s becoming friends with Yugi is the reason the Puzzle is completed, not the result of it.

Then because he now has a friend like Joey, he talks more, interacts more, unlike his reclusiveness in the beginning. This helps better his friendship with Téa. He becomes bold enough to take an embarrassing fall for Honda and risk expulsion.

And we want to let the Puzzle take credit for that???

Cat’s out of the bag! 

I’m illustrating an all-ages graphic novel written by Ian Flynn with Space Goat Productions!

Uncanny Valley High is about a high school in a (poorly rendered) computer simulation dealing with all of the glitchy hijinks that entails. Think Archie, if Archie was trapped in a broken video game. Written by Ian Flynn (Sonic the Hedgehog, Mega Man) and illustrated by Maddi Gonzalez (Munchkin, Fresh Romance).

“I can’t wait for folks to experience all the fun and funky stuff in Uncanny Valley High,” said series writer Ian Flynn, “It’s new territory for me, and it’s been a lot of fun to be involved with it!” Series illustrator Maddi Gonzalez said, “I’ve always loved stories based in reality but slightly off-kilter, so I’m ecstatic to work on a title like Uncanny Valley High.”

“We want to get more comics in more people’s hands,” said Space Goat’s Director of Marketing and Sales, JD Boucher, “So at Space Goat, we want to make comics featuring creators and characters of all genders, sexualities, races, religions, and backgrounds, in the formats that are easiest for consumers to access, digital and trade paperbacks.”

I am extremely excited to work on this comic and I hope you’re excited to read it.

Archangel Metatron oversees:

  • Evolution – The gradual development of something into a more complex or better form.
  • Enlightenment – The awakening of all wisdom; the ability to see life’s challenges and manifest them into a positive outcome for the good of the self and others.
  • Activation of the light-body – Your light-body is a network of light energy, sacred geometric shapes and symbols, which combine your physical, emotional, mental and spiritual bodies.
  • Your light-body radiates light-energy and electro-magnetically links your multi-dimensional self with the infinite universe. It connects you to cosmic consciousness energy through high electrical currents to help you manifest your hidden talents and souls purpose. As you activate, build and integrate your light-body, you gain the ability to re-organise your molecular structure, allowing your body to be less dense, and freer to express itself with the source of the universe.
  • Ascension – On an individual level, ascension is the process of changing one’s consciousness from one reality, based on one set of beliefs, to another. On a group or planetary level, ascension is the collective expansion of a state of consciousness (set of beliefs) to the point where that consciousness creates a new reality.

guys hear me out… i desperately need a cbs scorpion/elementary crossover… i can’t be the only one who sees the potential

ISTP (TiSeNiFe)

Introverted Thinking (Ti):

  • Views reality as a system
  • Often produces logical structures, models, and principles
  • Usually has a knack for impersonal systems and knowing how to manipulate or expound on the existing system (for example, improving on computer systems, creating hacks, or software development)
  • Prone to attributing logical “rules” to reality, based in experience
  • Conceptualizes the world around them in terms of fixed categories
  • May be vocally critical or judgmental toward those who fail to follow the “rules” of life or logical reality
  • Can quickly and easily arrange or organize logic or familiar systems
  • Picks out the logical inconsistency in others’ arguments or belief systems
  • Tends toward certainty in their views and principles  
  • Often believes their logical consistency is sound and irrefutable
  • Interested in determining the underlining principles, causal mechanisms, and systems of the world
  • Tends to see the principles they develop as universal / without exception
  • Prioritizes the consistency of their rules, principles, or beliefs over the external evidence supporting these conclusions

Extroverted Sensing (Se):

  • Greatly in tune with external possibilities
  • Often eager to engage with the environment and push themselves
  • Skilled at finding ways for others to engage with reality
  • Objectively views and catalogues the environment, with a desire to “make something happen”
  • Prefers being “hands on” to pure observation, particularly when learning new skills
  • Can often pick up physical things quickly, without former experience
  • May be forceful, confrontational, and proactive
  • Willing to “push” others simply to get things done
  • May feel a need to possess a certain degree of control over the situation, in order to feel completely at ease (service to Ti)
  • Attentive toward the impact, influence, or impressiveness their behaviors or creations can have on the outside world (may manifest this through their appearance)
  • May be critical of others’ physical appearances

Introverted Intuition (Ni):

  • Motivated by higher meanings and deeper messages
  • May desire to find a singular purpose or “higher calling” in life
  • Guided to some extent by their specific “vision” for the future
  • Trusts gut instincts and what it tells them about people or situations
  • Inclined to think in terms of the “collective” rather than the individual (Ni + Fe) in terms of success and global impact
  • Often able to assess others’ motives, characters, or intentions
  • May struggle not to have a single negative expectation for the future (believing their current case carries them toward certain doom, or that a certain outcome is unavoidable)
  • May follow others’ passions or causes rather than develop their own
  • Drawn to those who can supply them with a higher sense of purpose
  • May feel “empty” in the presence of others with strong intuitive purpose or higher ideals
  • Tends toward impulse, and often lacks self-control, due to an inability to prioritize the future over the present

Extroverted Feeling (Fe):

  • Relies on others to create an emotionally inclusive atmosphere or to generate “fun” situations
  • Desires acceptance and to be liked
  • Often quiet, reserved, or formal in their behavior
  • Frequently unaware of how they might develop camaraderie or connections with others
  • Tends to develop self to projects, which builds emotional tension; often unable to release this tension without another prompting them to do so in a healthy way
  • Respect and admire others who are deeply passionate about causes and inspire others to similar attitudes
  • Forgiving of others’ flaws in exchange for emotional connections or dynamics (inclined to overlook minor flaws, for the greater potential of emotional inclusiveness)
  • Feels more connected to the world when around lively people
  • May tend to self-monitor and avoid appearances of rudeness or others’ disapproval in groups where they don’t feel safe from emotionally-based criticism
  • Prone to explosions of temper under stress and/or emotional meltdowns

Drawn from MBTI / Socionics descriptions. Compiled by Charity.

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Drawings by Stefan Bleekrode

Each drawing is based on reality, but redesigned to create the artist’s own versions of buildings, with a focus on the expression of the social and historical background, as well as human achievements and preoccupation with beauty and design.

here, have a preview of upholstered furniture, a reality/movie star au based on this:


(7:22 am) Did you see the casting news yet? For Boy Who Lived?

(8:15 am) fuck off its sunday

(8:16 am) Ronald.

(8:17 am) unless they chose to go with an actual fucking cgi flamingo i dont give a shit right now and it can wait until tomorrow

(8:19 am) It really can’t. Harry’s going to fire you when he finds out.

(8:19 am) ??????? get ur blasphemous ass back to church no he’s not

(8:20 am) Yes, he is. It was YOUR idea to scrap the mandatory screen test.

(8:23 am) omg what is ur DAMAGE screen tests r dumb af harry hates them

(8:24 am) And sometimes you have to act as his AGENT, not his best friend, and advise him to do the things he hates, Ronald. Like screen tests.

(8:25 am) thx for the fortune cookie fun fact i’ll pass it on to harry’s latest oscar nom ok

(8:29 am) Check Variety. They reported on the casting this morning. There was a “leak” at the studio. Naturally.

(8:32 am) harrys gonna fucking fire me ur right


BREAKING: Hurricane Hollywood star tapped for female lead in Paramount’s Boy Who Lived

October 11, 2016. Los Angeles.

Well, it’s official. Seemingly permanent tabloid staple Pansy Parkinson (Hurricane Hollywood; The Hottie and the Nottie), better known for her outrageous late-night party antics than she is for her acting prowess, has been cast as Harry Potter’s (Under the Stairs) on-screen love interest for the futuristic dystopian thriller, Boy Who Lived, slated for release by Paramount sometime in Summer 2018. While Parkinson has been persistently vocal about her desire to make the transition from her Cristal throne in Vegas to the slightly more respectable silver screen, this will be her first role in a major motion picture.

Studio insiders claim that Parkinson endured a particularly grueling audition process, beating out three different test groups dating all the way back to March of this year. Sources tell us that filming for her latest project, a reality show with an exclusive focus on the ex-wives of professional athletes—aptly titled Forever Young—will not interfere with her obligations to the Boy Who Lived franchise, which is expected to start production early next month in rural Montana.

Harry Potter was not immediately available for a comment.


Harry J. Potter @scarhead – 48 m

     this just in: hell is real

Harry J. Potter @scarhead – 39 m

     lol 4 years at juilliard so i can pretend to survive the apocalypse with the girl who got famous tying a cherry stem in a knot with her tongue on fucking youtube

Harry J. Potter @scarhead – 35 m

     genuinely thought this whole thing was just a really shitty joke tbh

Harry J. Potter @scarhead – 31 m

     @hollywoodreporter i feel like i should preemptively inform you that it’s Not      Me in the sex tape she’s going to plant on your desk in 6 months

Harry J. Potter @scarhead – 28 m

     what’s that? oh, just the sound of my golden globe flinging itself out an                upstairs window. run, forest, run!

Harry J. Potter @scarhead – 24 m

     what’s @therealpansyp going to do when she figures out it’s a lot easier to        slurp tequila out of cormac mclaggen’s six pack than it is to cry in front of a          green screen

Harry J. Potter @scarhead – 22 m

     is there an over/under on the 2018 razzies yet i’d like to get in on that while i        still can

Harry J. Potter @scarhead – 4 m

     what an embarrassing day to call yourself a casting director

Harry J. Potter @scarhead – 2 m

     i’m done now

Pansy Parkinson @therealpansyp – 1 m

     @scarhead thanks for the shout out! super psyched to work w/ you too! xoxo


E! News EXCLUSIVE: Pansy Parkinson talks about growing up in the Bible Belt, unexpectedly scoring the role of a lifetime, and weathering that nasty Twitter storm from her future co-star!


When Harry finally meets Pansy Parkinson—for real, in person, not during some vaguely menacing FaceTime call instigated by the Boy Who Lived producers—he kind of expects something else to happen.

Well.

He kind of expects her to punch him, actually, because he’d watched three and a half episodes of her reality show during a Beef-and-Brewskis binge with Ron over the past weekend and Harry had kept a running tally of how many drinks she’d thrown on self-described “club rat sewer skanks” and he’d run out of fingers before giving up, so.

Yeah.

He’s expecting her to punch him. Kick him, maybe. In the balls. With one of those terrifying stiletto heels and the gold-plated brass knuckles she’d shown off on a sidebar for her Puerto Vallarta Spring Break special.

She doesn’t punch him, though.

Oh, no.

Instead, Pansy Parkinson flounces through the double-doors leading out to the private airstrip, rolling a surprisingly compact Louis Vuitton suitcase behind her—and, Jesus Christ, she’s got on a pair of enormous white sunglasses and a belted rabbit fur vest—and when she sees him…she pauses. It’s minute, the slight, barely-there shift in her posture, but Harry catches it, regardless, because he’s looking for it.

She pauses.

And then she flashes him a smile, all bright white teeth and dark red lipstick, and it’s sharp, cutting, almost dangerous, and he has the swift, entirely unwelcome thought that he’d made a very, very, very grave error in underestimating her.

As if to hammer the point home, she fucking hugs him after that. Just—flings her arms around his neck and presses her deceptively small, improbably warm body right up against his, arching up on her tip-toes to whisper in his hear—not for the cameras, not for the bystanders, not for the world she’s quite obviously had claimed as her stage since puberty—

“This is going to be so much fun, isn’t it?”

Harry swallows.

Parkinson smirks.

And he remembers, suddenly, why he was so fucking furious about all of this.