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Classics majors watching Disney's Hercules.

Year 1: Hercules is so inaccurate!!!!!! I know how mean the REAL Hercules was!!!

Year 2: actually the Greeks would have pronounced it HERAKLES and Hades wasn’t even the bad guy! He’s so misunderstood!

Year 3: this movie is a goddamned synematic masterpiece. It is a fantastic film to introduce the ancient world, an often elitist field, to kids and spark their interest in mythology and history.

Year 4: alright… everyone take a shot every time they say ‘hero’ or ‘fate’ and I’m going to try and finish my drink before I Can Go the Distance is over.

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LF: Minions

Looking for a new rule under the heel of a tyrannical overlord!? Then this is EXCITING NEW CAREER OPPORTUNITY IS FOR YOU!

The great and powerful Ragnorall is after a new team of dedicated servants and soldiers to carry out their whim and reign of terror in his stead! Applicants be expected to face daily challenges of potentially raining terror down upon the masses, a general understanding of conquest and pillaging, and the ability to work autonomously or as part of a team. Varied skillsets are accepted.

Please submit your resume along with a list of references, to PO Box, big fucking island off the coastline.

We look forward to hearing and potentially ruling over you!

Judging you all hardcore right now!  We get so many “soft” and lame questions! (Off-camera: Who judges what are good and bad questions?)  Lets get some real good questions!  I mean really good ones!  Give us something to be EXCITED to want to answer.  Give us so many questions we can’t decide which five are best to answer per update!  

Other then that, have a great weekend!  Also, FREE GAMES really soon!  We teased this before, but we have gotten so much closer!

i really can’t belive that tarjei is real. i mean he’s so smart, wise, talented, he doesn’t want to be famous. he’s just a kid who works hard. studies at school, plays in a theater, plays on tv and wants to achive something in his career. do you know so many people like him? not me for sure, especially in this world with intolerant and hateful people. i really hope a great future awaits him. can’t wait to see how he wins an oscar and say ‘that’s my boy he did it’

anonymous asked:

Hi so: I have said some very nasty things about some of the gods (specifically Odin (and Sigyn wow I'm sorry. I actually love her in real life.(and Thor. I've messed up a lot.))) and each time I certainly didn't mean the real gods but rather their fictional characterizations in Marvel. I know that I was not saying these things directly at them or even really about them I'd like to apologize to them? I was wondering if you have any advice for my healing my relationships with them. Thank you!

It’s cool, I don’t really like Sigyn or Hel’s roles in Marvel. I personally don’t think they’d take it personally but I feel your concern. Honestly, just straight out apologize, I think that’s what the Gods would appreciate the most. You could always leave out offerings, in the stories it goes Odin survives solely on wine so that’s a fun offering for them all but there are many things you could.
Researching the gods is a good way to pay tribute to them in my opinion. I have a post here that might help you with some other ideas.
Best wishes, anon! 🙊💜

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So basically, I wanted to really surprise Seán with his gift, and hear him yell ‘Toriko’, so I was like ‘oh I’ll ask him to close his eyes, yell Trico, and then ask him to open his eyes, and like BOOM! Trico.’ As soon as I asked him the words ‘close your eyes’, I knew it sounded really creepy (fuck), but he humoured me, and it was lots of fun. I’m really happy he likes it! 

This is that moment:


I hope derka-derk is happy in Ireland with @therealjacksepticeye!

(also I’m almost 27 so it’s fine that he called me a girl, you think I’m an adult yet, hell no)


(and can I just say that I love that Seán’s voice for Trico in the unboxing video is the same voice Felix gives Edgar his pug, LOL)

What if Viktor’s arm isn’t censorship but an artistic decision? As in it’s his choice to hide the full view of the kiss.

They’re on international television and the kiss is a last minute decision Viktor makes with the intent of surprising Yuuri. I don’t watch a lot of competitive figure skating, but I’m fairly certain there’s a camera when skaters get off the rink to film their reactions. Basically what I’m saying is, Viktor’s arm is there as a way of self-censorship - he’s protecting them from the glare of the cameras because it’s a private moment.

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I guarantee your safe passage. Though you’re always welcome to take your chances down there.