god sometimes my dog is such a little passive aggressive jerk.

“oh, you don’t want to play fetch anymore? just wanna stand there and text? no that’s cool. i was tired anyway. you know, from being bored. but uh, yeah, I’ll just be right here if you need me. oh, and here’s the toy. just. y'know, right there, if you’re interested. not saying you have to but uh. yeah, just gonna be here. Doing nothing. *forlorn sigh*”