real procrastination

idk about you guys but I’ve been seeing that amazon prime commercial on TV a lot lately and every time I see it I think about that welcome to night vale proverb 

so I put the two together and it actually works pretty well???

hux: You shouldn’t disparage my skills in war, Ren.  I’ll have you know that I excelled in the battle simulations at the Academy

kylo:

India, 326 BCE.  Macedonian War Council.

Alexander: So talk to me, commanders, how are we looking? 

Hephaistion: Sexy, but not like we’re trying too hard. Like, sure, we’re trying, but it’s almost effortless.

when you fuck up his lovely face..


A headcanon nobody asked for

-Aizawa runs a cat photo blog/IG account

-He once mentioned to Mic the number of stray cats he encounters at night during his hero patrols

-They meow at him when they notice him from afar. The braver cats go up to him and brush against his legs, beg for food, etc.

-Mic joked that he should take some pictures for posterity since he’s such a cat person

-He just really loves cats. Especially the curious ones that come up to him and just meow at him for no reason at all.

-One day, Aizawa takes a photo of one of these randomly meowing cats

-He decides to upload it to the photo blog/IG account that Mic set up for him a year ago (he doesn’t use the account himself, but it’s nice to see what Mic or Midnight are doing from time to time)

-It starts out as just a place where Aizawa keeps his collection of cat photos, but over time, his follower count grows until it finally blows up when Mic shares a picture of a cat that kinda looks like him (but not really) and credits the photo back to him.

-Sometimes, it gets really aesthetic by accident. He once took a picture of a cat walking down a dim alley and the light fell on it in such a way that it was half cat, half silhouette.

-The caption was probably #mysterious because he’s not good at coming up with good one-liners.

-When Aizawa finally notices how popular the account is, he uses his online fame to bring attention to reputable animal shelters and encourages people to adopt from them

-People are aware that the account he runs belongs to a pro-hero. But they don’t know which pro-hero, which is like ½ of the appeal.

-No filters.

-A post might be of a random cat encounter like this while he’s passing by on patrol. The caption would probably be #ネコ (cat). He squatted down low for this photo.

Another BNHA x IG headcanon nobody asked for

Toshinori Yagi (All Might)

Yamada Hizashi (Present Mic)

Kayama Nemuri (Midnight)