real poop

youtube

If you haven’t watched this yet please do yourselves the favor. It’s one of my favorites.

Not all jobs are fun… some take a long time…. … not Dakens style of work…

youtube

Still my favorite youtube poop of all time. Please watch it and change your life.

vine

Harry can’t wink, pass it on.

can someone send me to the osomatsu-san merch director?? i have some gadget ideas that id like to make into reality as:

-a toilet that cheers you while you shit in your favourite matsuno voice
-karamatsu sunglasses that upon wearing them blind you permanently
-a fire alarm with voice samples of jyushimatsu that is always screaming except when theres fire
-a ichimatsu plushie that poops real poop (you gotta refill it)
-a real breathing todomatsu that drinks all your pepsi and calls you a bitch
-whatever you can find in osomatsu’s ass at the moment

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LIS Alice AU I shat while I was half conscious in the midst of the night because I am sO HYPED FOR EPISODE 4 and that was the first thing my brain wanted to do in celebration

suppose you’re a person with a vagina, a uterus, and ovaries

suppose you’re a person with the above mentioned reproductive organs and your body supplies them with enough hormones to incite an egg to travel down a fallopian tube each and every month for an entire year

suppose that none of these eggs are fertilized by sperm

suppose your period lasts five days per cycle

now consider this– 5x12=60

you have your period for 60 days out of the year

you bleed from your vagina for two months every year 

say you started your period at age 12 and go through menopause at 45

if so, you bleed for a solid 5 and a half years of your fucking life

what the fuck