real life les mis

just-french-me-up  asked:

I need mooooore Montparnasse working at Lush *-*-*-*

Gosh, I’m always here for Mont-”worst person to work in customer service”-Parnasse working in customer service:

  • Everyone’s like super friendly and helpful and ‘have a wonderful day!!’ and … then there’s Montparnasse
  • At one point someone genuinely asked if he was like a mannequin presenting the work uniforms because he didn’t move for like half an hour
  • Still somehow… knows so much??
  • Like sometimes he materializes next to someone who’s about to pick something  like, “You don’t want to take that one” and if the kind-of-shark-like smile + very-confusing-glare doesn’t make them put it back he sighs but and launches into explanations about skin types and moisturizing, etc. until they do what he says
  • Secretly loves sparkly bath bombs
  • Has about twenty sparkly bath bombs at home
  • Which means he kind of not totally hates his job because he gets stuff for free with like minimum effort
  • Does kind of hate his job because of enthusiastic, happy co-workers (at this point I would like everyone to consider lush employee!Courfeyrac flirting with confused customer!Combeferre: “So, what kind of soap do you want?” “I guess… something that smells nice? And makes you feel clean?” “You sure you don’t want to try something dirty?” “What?” “Yeah… I mean, we got mud masks.”)
  • Always smells really really good
  • Has the softest hands
  • One time Gavroche took a picture of him when he was sleeping with a face mask and like cucumbers over his eyes
  • It ended up plastered all over the shop and stayed for like three weeks because their boss liked the ‘employee initiative’

be someone George Blagden would be proud of

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“A lugubrious being was Montparnasse … less than twenty years of age, with a handsome face, lips like cherries, charming black hair, the brilliant light of springtime in his eyes; he had all vices and aspired to all crimes.” – Les Misérables

Montparnasse | Photography