real life les mis

just-french-me-up  asked:

I need mooooore Montparnasse working at Lush *-*-*-*

Gosh, I’m always here for Mont-”worst person to work in customer service”-Parnasse working in customer service:

  • Everyone’s like super friendly and helpful and ‘have a wonderful day!!’ and … then there’s Montparnasse
  • At one point someone genuinely asked if he was like a mannequin presenting the work uniforms because he didn’t move for like half an hour
  • Still somehow… knows so much??
  • Like sometimes he materializes next to someone who’s about to pick something  like, “You don’t want to take that one” and if the kind-of-shark-like smile + very-confusing-glare doesn’t make them put it back he sighs but and launches into explanations about skin types and moisturizing, etc. until they do what he says
  • Secretly loves sparkly bath bombs
  • Has about twenty sparkly bath bombs at home
  • Which means he kind of not totally hates his job because he gets stuff for free with like minimum effort
  • Does kind of hate his job because of enthusiastic, happy co-workers (at this point I would like everyone to consider lush employee!Courfeyrac flirting with confused customer!Combeferre: “So, what kind of soap do you want?” “I guess… something that smells nice? And makes you feel clean?” “You sure you don’t want to try something dirty?” “What?” “Yeah… I mean, we got mud masks.”)
  • Always smells really really good
  • Has the softest hands
  • One time Gavroche took a picture of him when he was sleeping with a face mask and like cucumbers over his eyes
  • It ended up plastered all over the shop and stayed for like three weeks because their boss liked the ‘employee initiative’

be someone George Blagden would be proud of


“A lugubrious being was Montparnasse … less than twenty years of age, with a handsome face, lips like cherries, charming black hair, the brilliant light of springtime in his eyes; he had all vices and aspired to all crimes.” – Les Misérables

Montparnasse | Photography