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Harmonizer Thoughts

1. So, when’s the new album coming out.

2. I’m not salty about Camila leaving.

3. But like, why dah fuck she leave me doh?

4. “Everyone, bow your head for prayer. In Allysus we pray.”

5. So, um, when’s the new album coming out?

6. Normani is my queen. I lover her but I’m like 112% sure she’s some other being that’s here to still my soul and edges… I’m ok with this.

Originally posted by je-suis-ein-pizza

7. *Drinks a gallon of water* It’s… It’s really hard to say/think about Lauren *drinks another gallon* without getting thirsty.

8. I mean, I support Camila and everything but like why????

Originally posted by lance-mcclain

9. Dinah Jane looks like Beyonce.

10. No, Leona Lewis!!!

11. NO, A GODDESS!!!

12. Ok…But this album though…

13. Laurmani??? You mean Aphrodites power couple? Yeah I ship it

Originally posted by afairfight

14. TBH Ally can murder me if she wants…I probably deserve it if she’s killing me. 

15. I’m totally straight. (See’s a picture of 5h) 

16. *Bi 

17. Lauren low-key hates us… We’ve all grown to except this. 

Originally posted by n-wordbelike

18. So about that, album doh… 

19. Camila Cabello….Never heard of her. 

20. Just kidding, I lied (lol)…i miss her 

Originally posted by hoedasme

21. I dare you to find a bad picture of Normani… I’ll wait.

22.  “Nah, I can’t hang out right now. I’ve got to go to Allysus Church…yeah it’s at the local waffle house”

23. Have you SEEN Normanion DWTS?? Like when will your fave ever?? Get you Stans in order!!

Originally posted by afairfight

24. But like how many songs is going to be on the new album? At least tell me THAT!

Originally posted by gifsarefunny

25. I’ve never shipped Camren in my entire STAN LIFE. *person pulls out receipts*…I’ve never seen that blog in my entire life!!!

Originally posted by melancholicwaifu

26. So like a collaboration between Camila and Fifth Harmony can still happen, right??? RIGHT!!?

27. I just love Fifth Harmony 

Originally posted by pureheartsaredope

  • rochester: accuses jane of bewitching his horse
  • rochester: interrogates jane about her paintings
  • rochester: leaves jane abruptly for months at a time
  • rochester: stages an engagement with a hot rich aristocrat to hurt jane's feelings
  • rochester: dresses up as a fortune teller to mess with jane's head
  • rochester: neglects to tell jane about the murderous insane wife living in his attic
  • rochester: wait jane why are you leaving
Confessions of a Harmonizer


2015 I remember back when I was in my Practicum, I often hear my grade II students singing and dancing Worth It and I never approve of that. The meaning of that song is bad and not suited for their age, they’re just 8 for heaven’s sake! I did not know of Fifth Harmony that time (tho I gotta admit that song is catchy) It’s not my type of music and girl groups are really so gay for me. I tried watching the video and that’s the moment I knew I would never love this group. They’re too sexy for me. I don’t like sexy dances and they’re showing too much skin, nah-uh!

2016 I was looking for new music while at work and I saw this Work From Home by Fifth Harmony everywhere and I thought this maybe good coz it’s everywhere so I watched the video and BOOM ahh my eyes…too sexy…too much skin! (I did not finish that video.) It really makes me uncomfortable watching that kind of video (until now, sorry). Fifth Harmony is really a big no for me. Gosh. What’s happening with songs and their music vids nowadays. 

2017 Bad Things

Why is this song in all music sites and everytime I open Youtube it’s there. I thought (Hmmm Machine Gun Kelly this guy is that Rasta Guy in Nerve and hmmm Camila Cabello, that girl in Shawn’s song, another new girl, bet this song suck) so I did not bother watching it. It was in May 2017 when this dark emo friend that I liked said, “try watching Bad Things, it’s a good song” and I was like “you watched that kind of shit?” then she said “just watch it”. So just to have something to talk about, I watched the video AND I DIED A TRAGIC DEATH lol kidding. I watched it and thought, “This is really a good song. This is so underrated. This should have at least 500M views. I don’t remember this girl being this cute and she really has cute voice.” The part I liked the most is the I WANT YOU FOREVER EVEN WHEN WE’RE NOT TOGETHER (story of my life) Since then I have the song on repeat I even got my workmates into it too (lol). That’s the start.


I Googled her, who tf is this cute girl? I read and oooh she used to be in Fifth Harmony, that sexy group? But she’s so young. Wth. I searched Fifth Harmony and I’m damned they’re all young. Lol. I went to Youtube and watched Crying in the Club, she really is cute. Lol. To the comment section…”Camren is real” (huh?) “This song is about Lauren” (who tf is this Lauren?) How could this dude hurt this cute girl. I searched Camila and Lauren then I’m SHOOKT af. LOL. So she’s linked with this girl in her group named Lauren. This is interesting. Back to Youtube again and typed, Camila and Lauren, results were the sexual tension, gay moments, camren..etc. I WATCHED ALL OF THAT. Eureka! HAHAHA! I cannot believe this. I LOVE CAMREN!


I spent 50% of my time at work binge watching Camren. Camren is so real, watching all the videos are really amazing, you can almost feel how much they love each other. The hurt and the love is in their eyes. I read articles about them. I searched all about them and Fifth Harmony. I created a Twitter account coz they have indirects there (in less than a week Camila followed me back, how lucky am I?) I created Tumblr coz they have indirects here too. I learned so much about them here about how dirty the industry they’re in is. I feel sad for these two souls. How could this industry hurt these girls? I watch every interviews, takeovers, shows that Fifth Harmony is in just for little Camren interactions and I enjoyed and love Fifth Harmony little by little. They’re not as sexy and rude as their music videos. They are totally different off-music-videos and off-the-stage.


I feel sad for Fifth Harmony. I regret not reading about them years back. I watched all their music videos (I still don’t like too much sexy) because it’s them and I’m making it up for them. I always watch their takeovers and interviews (of course because of the Camren moments) and I really enjoy watching this off-the-stage and not-on-music-videos version of the girls. They’re actually all like me. They’re really funny, dorky, cute and talented girls. Most of all, they’re normal girls who fangirls like me too. I cannot believe the many times I’ve watched Music Award shows years back and not knowing them. I remember I watched That’s My Girl performance and switched the channel and switched back after their performance. I remember them winning the Moonman and thinking “another girl group that will be gone next year”.

How could I let myself not notice this precious beings years back? How could I not heard of “Who Are You”, “1000 Hands”, “No Way” and “Write on Me” years back? How could I not know about Camren? How could I not appreciate Fifth Harmony? I missed all those times when they’ve been through hard times. I missed the time when Camila was crying in some bathroom. I missed the time when Lauren was still fetus and happy. I missed the Fetus Harmony. I missed the Happy Harmony. I missed so much and now I’m watching and rewatching just to live those moments when they’re in harmony, when Camren was happy, when they are all happy. How I wish I knew them years back so I can send love and comfort these precious beings.

I am new to this fandom. The only fandom I invested so much time in. The only fandom that I recognized as being part of. This is the only girl group that I liked not entirely because of their music but because of WHO THEY ARE. I am really into music so much but I stan them not because of their music, I stan them because of how genuine these girls are and how precious they are that I’m so protective of them. I feel like I want to kill those who will hurt them. Especially the ones who will make my Camila cry, they’ll surely be going around the 9 circles of hell sooner than they think if they dare. I just want these girls to be happy. I hate it that I’m in this fandom because it’s really stressful with all the PRs and longing for a Camren interaction. I hate that I am actually a stan. This is too gay and I’m the only Harmonizer in my group. This suck that I love them, but I love them.  I really do so much. It hurts that indirects between Camren are the only ones that I’m fed right now. How I wish I could turn back time, back to the X-Factor days so I could give them this love that I have for them and be with them every step of the way. I feel like I have to do something for these precious girls. I want them to know that whatever the fuck is going on with them now, I’m here to support them. I love them all. I love Camila, Lauren, Dinah, Normani and Ally. I don’t care about how the media portrays them to be. I love my inside-the-tour-bus girls who are laughing while Camila is making a sandwich, while Lauren is reading a book, while Dinah is taking a selfie, while Ally is looking for some movie to watch, while Normani is twerking (lol).

I feel like I could write forever. I just want you all to know that I appreciate this experience because this is new to me. I am a hard person yet I stan a girly/sexy girl group. But I can’t help myself, I LOVE FIFTH HARMONY!

a good night’s sleep (Jane/Kurt in Nepal)

They have to stop trekking down the mountain and make camp when it gets too dark to navigate. They find a small clearing and get a fire going. They share half a pack of crackers and come water while he sits on a tree stump, and she settles on the floor, closer to the fire just a few inches away from his legs. They are both terribly exhausted, so they don’t talk much - nothing beyond the scope of what their next move is - even though they both know there is a lot to discuss.

As the night gets darker around them, the only light left is the glowing red and orange of the fire. And the warmth coming from it, though welcome, begins to remind her muscles and body of just how tired she is. She doesn’t know exactly when she falls asleep, but she starts dozing off slowly, her head bobbing to side and hitting his leg a few times. She sits up straight and whispers and apology.

“Don’t be,” he says, and shifting closer, she quickly feels his knee his her shoulder and his hand on her other shoulder invites her to lay her head on his thigh.

The last thing she remembers is his fingers running soothingly through her hair, and a comment he makes about her hair being longer. 

When she wakes up the next morning, she realizes that the nightmares had not visited her once. And when she feels him next to her still, she is not surprised.

Me as a fangirl:

*throws rainbows and flowers to couples* *Sees romance everywhere* *has a million ships*  “Kiss! Kiss! Just Kiss! Make out!”

Me in real life:

*Spinster, only loves her dog* *Bitter and cynical about love* *Is disgusted by happy couples*  “Ugh, get a room, you two*

Falling Apart, Falling Together

By Skyler10

Summary: Rose is very grateful Tentoo is home after a long day with the kids: Piper Jane (8) and Braxton Michael (3). 

Notes: First and foremost, for #Tentoosday. Also for the @doctorroseprompts drabble prompt: “quiet” and general fall fic (leaves, blankets, Halloween mentions, baking, etc.) Also, as I like to do with my own afflictions, I have given Rose PMDD in this fic because something this fluffy and idyllic needs some real talk, yeah? If you don’t know what it is, it’s the emotional side of PMS but enough to be a Thing. It’s fun, trust me. ;) (It’s not much fun, but yay #awareness)

“Oh thank god, you’re home,” Rose rushed up to greet the Doctor in the entryway to their house just as he shut the door behind him. It had been a busy Sunday with their three-year-old son and eight-year-old daughter, and just as it was getting started, the Doctor had been called in to work.

Rose was so relieved to see him that she pulled him down for a spontaneous, hard kiss.

“Not that I’m complaining,” the Doctor said as she pulled away, “but what’s going on?”

“Your son. won’t. nap,” Rose bit out through a forced smile. “He wants to show you his dinosaurs, even though he knows you have seen them a million times. He still won’t go to sleep until you look at them. He’s been like this for an hour, and I have to get these pumpkin cookies baking for Piper’s class tomorrow. You know how I know?! Because she keeps reminding me every five minutes that she’s going to be the only one without treats for the autumn class party!” The last part was in a frustrated whisper because Piper was only around the corner in the kitchen.

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au’s I want loosely based on rom-coms:

  • two night stand: after a one night stand, the next morning isn’t pretty. muse A and muse B turn out to hate each other on the way out the door, but just as muse B attempts to leave in a huff, a blizzard has trapped them inside. no power, little food, and no way home, both muses are stuck with each other for another night.
  • ruby sparks: muse A, a blocked writer, has a dream of muse B, begins writing and quickly becomes infatuated with their new character. but everything gets flipped when one day muse B shows up in muse A’s apartment, real and alive with the memories and life they’ve been written. muse A must choose between living with the person they created, or making a few extra changes.
  • in your eyes: muse A and muse B are on opposite sides of the country, but have always had an inexplicable mental bond. the older they get, the more they experience each other’s lives (touch, sight, smell, sound), and soon are able to speak to each other.
  • before sunrise: muse A is on a train home from a long vacation and muse B is heading back to school. they meet on their journey and sparks fly, despite being from other sides of the world. at their stop, muse A begs muse B to get off with them and spend the night wandering the city together until sunrise, when muse A must depart.
  • comet: muse A, a narcissistic pessimist, and muse B, a messed up romantic, meet randomly while muse B is on a terrible date. muse A is immediately taken by them, though they disagree strongly about love, and offers them a sort of bet: they should date each other, and see who’s right about “love”.
  • 50 first dates: muse A and muse B meet and immediately hit it off. but the next day when muse B goes back to run into them again, muse A has forgotten about them all together. after learning that muse A suffers from short term memory loss, they make the commitment to make them fall in love all over again everyday.
  • you’ve got mail: muse A owns a quaint small business that’s going under, and muse B runs the faceless corporation that’s taking over. both unlucky in love they take up online dating, and end up electronic pen pals with an undeniable connection. while in real life they’re enemies, online they seem to be soulmates, unaware of who exactly is on the other side of the screen.
  • life as we know it: after the death of their mutual friends, muse A and muse B are left with custody of their friends’ baby. the downside? they hate each other. the catch? neither of them want to ignore the wishes of their departed friends, so they agree to try and raise the baby together despite their issues.
  • the bounty hunter: muse A and muse B have a romantic but rocky history. their break up didn’t end well. years later, muse A - a bounty hunter - is given a new assignment: muse B has skipped court. they happily take the job and track muse B down - but they’re not going in without a fight.
  • just like heaven: after being in a terrible accident, muse A’s apartment is put up for rent (belongings and all) and muse B - an out of work loner - takes the place. but it’s all too good to be true, because muse A is a ghost who doesn’t remember what happened to them, doesn’t realize they’re a ghost, and does not appreciate a stranger living in their apartment. muse B tries everything (exorcism, cleansing, rituals) to get rid of the stubborn ghost, but muse A doesn’t budge. luckily (or unluckily) for them, they’re not really dead, but they’re in a coma in the hospital on the other side of town.
  • austenland: muse A, despite being an adult, never outgrew their teenaged obsession with everything jane austen. they spend all their savings on a trip to “austenland” - a full real life jane austen experience, where they’re given board, dress, and a make believe love interest fit for any austen novel for the weekend. muse B, who has been paid to play the role of mr/mrs. darcy for the event, begins is developing very real feelings for muse A.