1. So, when’s the new album coming out.
2. I’m not salty about Camila leaving.
3. But like, why dah fuck she leave me doh?
4. “Everyone, bow your head for prayer. In Allysus we pray.”
5. So, um, when’s the new album coming out?
6. Normani is my queen. I lover her but I’m like 112% sure she’s some other being that’s here to still my soul and edges… I’m ok with this.
7. *Drinks a gallon of water* It’s… It’s really hard to say/think about Lauren *drinks another gallon* without getting thirsty.
8. I mean, I support Camila and everything but like why????
9. Dinah Jane looks like Beyonce.
10. No, Leona Lewis!!!
11. NO, A GODDESS!!!
12. Ok…But this album though…
13. Laurmani??? You mean Aphrodites power couple? Yeah I ship it
14. TBH Ally can murder me if she wants…I probably deserve it if she’s killing me.
15. I’m totally straight. (See’s a picture of 5h)
17. Lauren low-key hates us… We’ve all grown to except this.
18. So about that, album doh…
19. Camila Cabello….Never heard of her.
20. Just kidding, I lied (lol)…i miss her
21. I dare you to find a bad picture of Normani… I’ll wait.
22. “Nah, I can’t hang out right now. I’ve got to go to Allysus Church…yeah it’s at the local waffle house”
23. Have you SEEN Normanion DWTS?? Like when will your fave ever?? Get you Stans in order!!
24. But like how many songs is going to be on the new album? At least tell me THAT!
25. I’ve never shipped Camren in my entire STAN LIFE. *person pulls out receipts*…I’ve never seen that blog in my entire life!!!
26. So like a collaboration between Camila and Fifth Harmony can still happen, right??? RIGHT!!?
27. I just love Fifth Harmony