real frogs


I’m sorry but I had to do this and now I can’t stop smiling

Gryffindor: I want a super slurpy. *immediately walks out into traffic*

Hufflepuff: What are you doing?!?

Slytherin: *shrugs* They hit, they pay. *follows Gryffindor*

Hufflepuff: Wait for me! *follows Gryffindor and Slytherin*

Ravenclaw: *sighs* You guys do know there’s a cross walk right here? *gestures to crosswalk as walk signal illuminates*

Ravenclaw: *mutters under breath while crossing the street* Dummies…

Look, chowder definitely is the type to take a picture of you whenever you’re in an embarrassing situation and it is the bane of nursey and dex’s existence they barely have time to process it before chowder’s phone is in his hand and he’s always so??? Cheerful?? When he does it??? They don’t even know why he does it because it’s not like he sends them to the group text or anything, but they know….. that if chowder ever got mad enough he has more than enough to blackmail the hell out of them

the adventures of greasy dog boy and lancepire

That's One Place They Can End Up


Chocolate frogs are terrible. There I said it! I’m not talking about the taste or the production value or the cards. I’m talking about a candy product with a mind of its own that includes the ability most sentient creatures exhibit to escape predators (anybody with a taste for chocolate in this case) and find a safe place.

Why am I in a fuss do you ask? Because like real animals, a chocolate frog on the loose will seek shelter somewhere warm and safe.

Basically what this boils down to, have you ever had a client being in an old tower only to realize a nest, A NEST, of candy frogs are melted into the CPU? I miss being a Muggle IT guy sometimes. We almost never had to deal with confectionary intruders.

Flight Rising’s frog companions and toad companion, on a Fae for the example.

Toad Companion based on the Common Toad, Bufo bufo

Desert Rain Frog Companion based on the Desert Rain Frog, Breviceps macrops

Horned Frog Companion based on the Surinam or Amazon horned frog, Ceratophrys cornuta

Poison Dart Frog Companion based on the Poison Dart Frog, Ranitomeya amazonica

Red-eyed Tree Frog Companion based on the Red Eyed Tree Frog, Agalychnis callidryas

The Marsh Frog Companion was a little tricky, it seems it may be based on two different species.

Marsh Frog, Pelophylax ridibundus

or Leopard Frog, one of 14 species within the true frog genus Lithobates