real friends stab you in the front

The Boi

There are 106 of you now! considering I never really expected more than 10 people to pat attention, that’s amazing as a present, have an extra long installment! this babies over 2,000 words long! Happy Reading! (Also the Blue Sickness was one of the names for the Black Death when it was happening) 

Michael hadn’t always been an angry person.

To be fair, life had set him up that way. He was a poor young lad in the mountains of Scotland, with too many younger siblings, brought into this world by a mother and father who never stopped trying to make their children’s lives better, even though they were well aware they would never reach their goal. It was unfair, it was cruel, and he was intimately familiar with the feeling of starving enough to be in agony but not enough to die. He should’ve been angry at everything back then, but he had too much love in his heart for that. He never minded when that nights bread went to his younger siblings and he drank only water with his parents. They needed it more than he did, and he would always prefer the piercing pain of hunger to the tortuous sound of his poor baby siblings cries.

When the Blue Sickness came a knocking and he was the unlucky one who answered the door, his only thought was that he was grateful it was him and not the other members of his family. He died three days after the first ring appeared under his arm, and he thanked the great God above that his death was quick, and that his family wasn’t forced to watch him die for weeks, as some others were.

He was no longer thanking him when he woke in a mass grave.

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Re-watching Supergirl with my Girlfriend

Things that she’s saying

“Supergirl is just an old-fashioned sort of girl”

“Did Alex just throw away the smoke detector? That’s not safe”

In reference to ‘Yeah because I can fly’ “Ohhhhhhhhhhh.”

“He took pizza with him.”

“From now on I’m taking the stairs.”

“Lena Luthor has a good heart.”

“How does she know how to work on earth, she hasn’t been on earth yet.” Talking about Rhea

“Oh snap” In reference to the kidnapper saying he knows Kara is Supergirl.

“I’m with Kara on this, doing it the hard way, there is a chance of people dying. She needs to fly in and knock people out. We need to stop catering to pasies. In the old days we would have just cut off his hand and been done with it. I would cut cut off his hand…”

“IN A WORLD OF HURT. Because she will get out.”

“The difference between Kara and I is, I would have forgotten that dudes name by now.” (The kidnapper’s dad’s name)

“How does Maggie keep just walking into the DEO, isn’t it a secret government agency?”

“Do you know why it’s fun that she’s in this shoe?” (talking about Rhea again) *Whispers* “Because she was Lois in Lois and Clark.”

“Careful she killed her husband”

“Oh no she didn’t, that is Lena’s best friend.”

“She is totall not going to share everything.” Air quotes and funny voice “I’m and alien”

“Noooo she’s a back stabber, oh wait she stabbed him in the front, she’s a tummy stabber.”

“He is sooo not FBI”

“She smashed the table, do you think it’s made of rubber? Like to make it look real?”

“Oh, he had relations.”

“Yeahhhh” Under her voice when Kara throws Rick across the room. “Oh she’s going to kick your butr, you might as well bend over right now.”

“DO IT, give him a new haircut” When Kara’s eyes went red.

“You have x-ray vision Kara, go fly over the city with your x-ray vision.”

“You know what that reminded me of ‘We toys can see everything’.”

“No you didn’t, nobody was there, she did it in private. All you saw was the burning car.”

“The always say put two and two together, but obviously if it took that long, the equation was a little harder than that.”


“Yeah, because they’re doing this sort of stuff in Jr High.”

“Kara needs to accidentally step on his toes, because they’ll flatten.” Then she slapped her hands together and madesquishing noise.

“She is far more intelligent than I anticipated, not like book smarts because that’s obvious, but like now she has street cred.” After Lena uses the Alien detection device on Rhea.

Under her breath, “Getmos is Gwatameno Bay….that’s totally J’onn.”

“She’s going to MCGyver the crap out of that thing. WHAT IS SHE DOING? AHHHHH WHY IS SHE DOING THAT? “When Alex cuts her tracker out with the credit card. “You can’t plant the chip in there. THat does suck. Yeah and those wires connect perfectly into that thing.”

“That look…disdain.” IN reference to the look Maggie gives Rick when she’s going to leave the room.

“I hope you can swim…she’s a secret agent of course she can swim”

“She’s got to be there right?…don’t answer me.”

“Use your credit card it worked last time.” I asked for what. She said, “it doesn’t matter it worked.”

“Kara has very big arms, she looks like a girl I played basketball against once.”

“Literally, she is a little bit bigger than her.”

“haha she’s going to a closet….hey pun not intended.”

“Would you call her by her first name once in her life? You are not on a softball team.” 

“Name her gertrude? What is she russian?”

“Oh Snap, her comes Mon-El’s mama, mama El.”
“That’s right, get out of Lena’s office.”

“But really how does she know all this stuff about Earth, she’s only been around for like a week?”

“Lena, I don’t have time for you.” Pretending to be Kara when Lena is calling.

“No everything is not okay. My sister has been kidnapped. I need you to come hug me”

“Like I said fly over and Xray it… a fly by shooting if you will.”

“I’d have blamed myself too.”

“Break your father free? What is she, superman. You’re confused sir, Supergirl is the blonde one.”


“you’re missing the point pal.” Sing song voice. “Murdereer.

“I Like that she’s taken off her shoes and her socks, I mean if you’re going to take off your shoes, may as well take off your socks too.

“Now she’s taking her pants off, WOAH!!!! She’s making a floaty with her pants. She wears boxers like you. That’s definately where she wears her guns.”

“Maggie’s gone rogue.”

“Maggie letting the bad guy out is not a good idea.”

“Oh my.” (The tech) “She totes got that from the aliens.”

“Maybeeee not the best thing to have done with your life, you know, raising a bad guy.”

“Oh snap, have you been a good father today?” When Kara was giving her speech.

“That was a quick 4 hours.”

“Hello, go punch it.” Before Kara goes and punches the glass

“Give her the kiss of life.”

“Oh nevermind, she’s breathing.”

“Just hold her.”

“How did she get there as fast as Kara” I told her Kara flew her. “Kisses, sisters before misters, thanks for the ride, dueces.”

“Awww that so cute. Finally you used her first name.”

“Punch him Punch him in the face. Kick him kick him in the little boys.”

“YESSS!!!!!!!” little kid voice “oh my nose.”

“No you guys need to talk about it. DON”T JUST MAKE BRUNCH PLANS LENA.”

Devil - devil!ten

He was your sunshine that smiled at you and greeted you in the morning. 

You woke up with a smile on your face every day knowing you were going to see Ten. Your best friend since the start of time, every day was an adventure with him. When you were younger your summer days were spent playing with Ten since you couldn’t keep up with the other kids. They would tease and push you away every time you wanted to play, making tears well up in your eyes as you watched the big kids run and ride their bikes together. That’s when you met him, toothless smile with a hand held out before saying he wouldn’t leave you behind.

Ten was gentle and kind, like cool raindrops in the heat of summer. You didn’t have to worry about being bored or trying too hard to fit in with the other kids when you had Ten by your side. The way he would come over to your house and call you out to play, small hands held together with cheeky smiles on both of your faces as you ran off to get into small mischief.

He was your moonlight who kissed your forehead good night.

It wasn’t like you asked these feelings to come. They sort of just bubbled up happily in your body, starting from stomach and spreading throughout until felt it in your full face all the way down to the tips of your toes. It was like butterflies fluttered about on your body wherever he touched you, or feeling like being on a cloud whenever he looked at you.

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Introducing: Deedra Marx

- 26, Capricorn
- reporter by day, gossip master by night
- stickler for true stories, mystery solving, and being an all around nosy–opinionated–individual
- pretty on the outside, an old soul within
- the straight A girl who will stab your heart with her stilettos

aesthetic: towers of books, shrouded light by a curtain, classic typewriters, everyday croissant and black coffee, always someone buzzing at her phone filled with contacts of ‘friends’, sharp eyeliner. it’ll cut you., classic european girl who is too good for anyone but her own mind as company

(+) clever, prescient, incisive, rational
(-) snarky, tyrannical, sardonic, sadistic

She’s not so much a mother hen, but a sharp beaked raptor. She won’t see a good side in you, ditch the front, and you’d have to squint real tight to see any good in her. Though this is her second life, Deedra really seeks a platform to scream loud, proud, and perhaps her ambitious efforts to be the face of Prague’s demise will leave the undergrad wishing she’d stuck with the single column at work.

We all have that one band that makes you want to stab yourself with a spork

“My name is Matthew Collins, and while working on the streets of Savannah, Georgia, I’ve learned a few things about the dangers of being a professional street magician. Namely…”

5 Dark Sides and Hidden Dangers of Life as a Street Magician

#3. You Will Get Mugged

When you first start performing magic on the street, you mainly worry about messing up a trick in front of a crowd or finding a suitable birthday present for David Blaine after he inevitably sees your act and wants to become your best friend. I was the same in the beginning … until I got mugged. And then mugged again. And then stabbed. Think about it – it’s a cash-only business, performed alone, on the street. We’re the world’s most obvious mugging target for every criminal who isn’t secretly worried that we have real wizard powers.

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Boy Meets World Sentence Meme
  • “If you let people’s perception of you dictate your behavior, you will never grow as a person.”
  • “This whole Valentine’s day is one big scam. The greeting card companies, the candy stores all trying to rip off the innocent consumer.”
  • “_______, what I’m about to tell you is gonna make you wanna kill me.”
  • “I’m not going to kill you,  _______. It takes too much time to break in a new best friend.”
  • “God, I don’t wanna be empty inside any more.”
  • “It was raining… you had an umbrella… I grabbed it, stuffed it down your throat, and then I opened it. , _______ I Mary Poppinsed ya.”
  • “ Hey, hey. Now there’s only two people horribly dead here, that’s an acceptable loss.”
  • “She got sick and said that chicken soup would help her feel better. I told her it probably would. Then I went bowling.”
  • “Guys, I’ve come to a conclusion: Men are idiots.”
  • “When did this school get a library?”
  • “You don’t have to be blood to be family.”
  • “The only thing that ever made sense to me was you and how I felt about you. That’s all I’ve ever known.”
  • “Lets not say goodbye, lets just say ‘I love you.’”
  • “There’s no more to life than naked ladies.”
  • “Boy, you are disgrace to this community, this country, and humanity in general!”
  • “Someday, _______’s going to be a mother/father, and I’m going to be the father/mother. Or, the uncle/aunt. Or, the way I’m going, the guy/girl down the street with the binoculars.”
  • “Life’s tough, get a helmet.”
  • “I believe that when you find love, you hold on to it and cherish it because there is nothing finer, and it may never come again.”
  • “If I had to dream up the perfect man/woman, he/she wouldn’t even come close to you.”
  • “I’m a damsel, but not the distressed kind. One who’s very together and in complete control of her destiny.”
  • “I believe in love like I believe in God: you can’t touch it, you can’t see it, but you can feel its wrath.”
  • “ Last night _______ and me talked on the phone for two hours. That beats my previous time spent on the phone with a girl/boy by like… two hours.”
  • “I’m no rocket scientologist.”
  • “A true gift is given with no expectation.”
  • “_______, you’re squealing.”
  • “Yeah, I’m squealing! That’s the sound you make when your best friend takes a gun and stabs you in the back right in front of your eyes!”
  • “A real hero is someone who does the right thing when the right thing isn’t the easy thing to do.”
  • “Mm yes, color me insane.”
  • “Lose one friend. Lose all friends. Lose yourself.”
  • “I will never, ever love anybody more than I love you.”
  • “Friendship for example, is a real gift. It’s given with no expectations and no gratitude is needed, not between real friends.”
  • “I never asked to be the man in this relationship.”
  • “I don’t understand anything about my entire life.”
  • “Since the beginning of time, men have been idiots.”
  • “I’m sorry I disrupted the class and killed everyone.”
  • “Oh, I’d stab myself before I’d stab you.”
  • “I walk alone in this world… Alone I walk… Except for the grilled cheese sandwich in my pocket.”
  • “I’m going to go over and look at this painting, entitled ‘Go With Him, He’s Cute.’”
  • “I’m real screwed up.”
  • “It’s great to be so in touch with my feminine side.”
  • “Do you know why a husband talks to his wife before doing something? So she can tell him what a stupid idea it is.”
  • “You gave me bad advice in a dream!”
  • “We’ll return to the Young and the Restless right after this word from _______ , and here is the word: shut up.”
  • “If every marriage failed except one, I guarantee you that one would be ours.”
  • “Is it just me or does anyone else wanna hurl from boredom?”

anonymous asked:

You sort of lost all credibility when you started saying Ziam was actually real. Larries don't take you seriously anymore.

I mean my follower count would suggest otherwise, but I’m happy to bid anyone adieu for judging me on what I consider to be rational thought.

Also it’s not as if there’s some high council for Larries. Oh, no…I’ve lost my Larrie street cred? Because I’ve pointed out that Ziam has just as many matching tattoos and an almost identical story? Is the big bad Head Larrie going to officially denounce me then? Give me a break. 

Some people have really got to pump the breaks and chill out. Having a belief in something you don’t agree with doesn’t suddenly negate all other logical thought I’ve ever had. 

I don’t sit here and flip flop on my beliefs or use this fandom for click bait. I write what I see and what I want to present to people based on analysis and conversations I’ve had with others about information that is literally right in front of everyone’s eyes. I have the luxury of being independent of any agenda and thus I just write about what interests me. Which is Larry and Ziam. And I mean, at one point my own life, but for all intents and purposes, let’s keep this relevant to One Direction.

The amount of bullying I’ve received for what I’ve written is staggeringly low. I came across some text posts about me trying to say I was wrong and there was like half of a note on one of them. So I’m more inclined to think, given that this is the first I’ve heard of Larries as a whole judging someone for their beliefs, that you’re probably a troll.

The nice thing about being a Larrie is that people are actually quite respectful and considerate of others. So unless you’ve hopped over from Twitter for the day*, I don’t think you quite fit the Larrie mould given that I’ve been fortunate enough to be met with nothing but lovely people amongst the Larries. I hardly think you should ever take it upon yourself to try and be a spokesperson for Larries again as it has quite literally become a haven from bullying for some, and you are clearly a bully.

Also I’m pretty sure if a Larrie wanted to tell me what they thought they’d do it off anon. Real friends stab you in the front. 

*99% of Larries on Twitter are lovely…it’s just that 1%…y’all know what I’m talkin about. 

Romione: What the Horcrux does to her in the Chamber of Secrets, for anon

The badger glared tauntingly at her; its beady emerald eyes almost challenging her to try and destroy it. She glanced at Ron.

“Go for it. It’s going to try to scare the shit out of you, if it’s anything like that ruddy locket but I know you’ll kick its puny badger arse.” He squeezed her clammy hand tightly.

 She turned to the cup. A golden shimmer floated around it and she could almost feel the heat. She could do it.

Hermione raised the curved yellow fang high above her head and took a deep, shaky breath. “One…two…”

The cup glowed a bright red. She raised a hand to shield her eyes; the fang dropping out of her hand as she saw the horrifying scene in front of her.

A figure loomed out of the cup: it was Ron. His face was twisted into a cruel grimace and his eyes were scarlet.

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