real deadpool


When the Chitauri, as a final blow, gave Tony a glimpse into Peter’s dark DARK future.

  • Clint: Good job, gays!
  • Bruce: Don't you mean guy-
  • Clint: Did I fucking stutter
  • Wade, Peter, Bucky, Tony, Steve, Natasha: [nervously sweat]


IS THIS EVEN REAL?!?!?!?!?!?

  • Wade: No fears
  • Peter: Imagine if cows were nocturnal animals.
  • Wade:
  • Wade: One fear
  • Peter: Dad, why are there tides?
  • Steve: [panicking] The moon is trying to steal our water but it's very bad at it

What she says: I’m fine

What she means: Even though Deadpool has been confirmed as pansexual, there hasn’t been a lot of canon same-sex relationships in his history. We get subtle hints and see Wade be openly attracted to people of all genders but so far he’s only been in explicit relationship with women. Yes, there was his relationship with Cable but even then it might have been one-sided and it was never outright confirmed in the comics. Deadpool’s “true love” death is even represented as a women most of the time. Deadpool has had numerous relationships and there are plenty of occurrences in the comics where he flirts with women but his attraction to men and non-gender conforming people isn’t really shown in the same light. I want Deadpool to confirm his pansexuality in the comics and movies. Instead of creators confirming Wade’s sexuality and only giving subtle hints in comics, the creators should actually make Wade openly pansexual and have him in same-sex relationships.

I was reading fic by @itsallavengers and @isadancurtisproduction right before I fell asleep, and I had a weird dream where Wade stole the Iron Man suit, but when Tony blasted his helmet off, he was just a teenager. So I figured I’d write this. 

When it all begins–when he gets the cancer diagnosis, “you have six months to live,” when he finds himself caught in a program worse than the cancer, as every other test subject around him dies in agony, when Weapon X scours his genome and the healing factor brings his body to sudden, peak genetic state and then warps it horribly all at once–

–When his mind and body are irrevocably destroyed, Wade Winston Wilson is eight years old. 

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