real badasses eat chocolate chip cookies

Tiny Nep
Niv

Quotes

  • “Come on iiiin, you are missing the Fuun!”
  • “All around the Sta-actus plant, the stalker chased the bandit, the stalker thought ‘twas all in fun - POP! Goes the bandit!”
  • “Oh haiiii!”
  • “Roland told me you were comin’ - I still owe him for all that buttcrap with General Rancid. So, you gotta hijack a train, hunh? Chiiild’s play! Lemme introduce you to my ladies.”
  • “Runnin’, runnin’, runnin’, I’m runnin’ over here, run, run, run-run, run.”
  • “This here’s Mushy Snugglebites, and this is Felicia Sexopants. These fiiiine-ass womens could stop that train for yas, but I'ma need their badonkadonks first, and they got stoled by the bandits a few days ago. Go get 'em!”
  • “Naptime!”
  • “That’s right, bitches - my big brudder’s about to teach you some MANNERS. Nobody steals Mushy Snugglebites’ badonkadonk and lives!”
  • “That’s Mushy Snugglebites’ badonkadonk. She’s my main squeeze. Lady’s got a gut fulla’ dynamite and a booty like POOOW!”
  • “Got the badonkadonks? Best day evaaaa. Bring 'em back here and I’ll use 'em to make some fine-ass damsels who can hijack that train for yas.”
  • “Hey I told ya'z to get outta heeya, get out or do I gotta shank a bitch?”
  • “Get-outta-my-shop-or-I’ll-punch-yo-butt. That’s-how-Tiny-Tina-roll.”
  • “Put a little bomb in the hot ass damsel, blow stuff up and make people die.”
  • “I’m a little teapot, bloody and cut. Here is my handle and here is my butt.”
  • “Squishy. Squishy squishy squishy.”
  • “Oh daaaaaayum, you lookin’ good, ladies. Let’s get to work.”
  • That’s right. Twin sisters, man. Hhhahhhhhh. Take 'em. Take 'em take 'em take 'em take 'em.“
  • "Just put my damsels near the choo-choo track and set 'em off! Good plan? Great plan!”
  • “You’re cordially invited BITCH!!!”
  • “When you are ready to begin the Tea-Party, please smack Mister Flesh Stick in his bitch face.”
  • “Gonna eat so many goddamn crumpets, it’s going to be a Crumpocolypse.”
  • “Ten… Nine…” *launches rockets* “I got bored.”
  • “BURN ALL THE BABIES!!!!!”
  • (Cute yawning noise)
  • “Make it RAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!”
  • “Sup, sucka? It’s Tina. I wrote you a poem and it goes a little somethin’ like this BREAK IT DOWN. Ahem. Kill Jack. Kill Jack. Kill Jack kill Jack kill Jack KIIIILL JAAAAACK! Kill Jack. A poem by Tiny Tina.”
  • “Climb the pipe to the train or you’ll go insane wut wut. That’s a rap song I wrote.”
  • “Get some cookies, so you can eat 'em and grow up big and strong and kick Piston in the butt-butt.”
  • “Real badasses eat chocolate chip cookies, I'ma gonna get that tattooed across my back in Old English font.”
  • “Wait a minute.  Those cookies aren’t chocolate chip.  Those…are…raisins.  WHYYYYYY-HY-HYYYYY?!  SHAWTY, DESTROY ALL THE FOOD DISPENSERS!  WIPE THE RAISIN ABOMINATIONS OFF THE MAP!  I JUST WANTED CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES!  WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE?”
  • “Ohmygodohmygodohmygod.  Do you know who just arrived in Beatdown?  SULLY THE STABBER!  He’s my THIRD favorite mass-murderer in the ENTIRE WORLD! You HAVE to go get his autograph for me.”
  • “Get his signature on this. Please. PLEASEpleasepleasepleasepleaseplease! If you don’t get his autograph I’m gonna DIEEEEE. He’s my favoritest. He killed every living person on the Bathymas with nothing but a rusty butterknife. If you don’t take it I’m gonna start crying. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. [making a song out of it] oh-baby please please PLEASE! That was 'Please’ by Tiny Tina with Vault Hunter on bass.”
  • “He said…no?  Well.  There’s only one thing to do – look him in the eye, nod politely, and KILL THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF HIM!”
Borderlands Ask Meme 1/?
  • Blight Phoenix: A skill/talent that's generally useless to your muse
  • Face McShooty: ...Well, who would your muse shoot in the face if they could?
  • To Grandmother's House We Go: What's your muse's relationship with their family like?
  • Community College Is A Valid Option: How educated is your muse?
  • You're An Asshole: What would their last words most likely be?
  • 5/7/5: A quirk of theirs having to do with speech
  • Bossanova: Favorite genres of music? Bands?
  • You've Got A Good-Looking Mainframe: Last song stuck in your muse's head
  • I ruv him!: Something your muse finds irresistibly cute
  • 'Sup?: Their catchphrase (or what they would pick if they could)
  • Hello to my followers - both of you: What's your muse like online/on social media?
  • Get You One!: Favorite mode of transportation
  • Claptrap: SOMETHING THAT PISSES YOUR MUSE OFF
  • I see EVERYTHING: An headcanon for your muse's future
  • Thresher: Has your muse ever accidentally really messed something up? How?
  • Blow His Mind: What's the most your muse has ever gotten through talking alone?
  • Break His Heart: And how much have they gotten from brute force?
  • Real Badasses Eat Chocolate Chip Cookies: How does your muse train for something?
  • Olde English Font: Any tattoos? If they had to get one, what would it be?
  • Insert Your Tip: How is your muse, romantically/sexually?
  • Hot Cocoa: Comfort food?
  • I Am The Goddamned Hero: What does your muse think they're good at, but aren't?
  • The Hero of This Story: Their best trait(s), whether they're aware of them or not.
  • What Makes A Good Man?: How much would your muse sacrifice for the greater good? Self-sacrifice or something from others?
  • Tina: Give us a COMPLETELY out of context fact about your muse.