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chapter 2 of mine and @lemoninasin garrison klance fic “GREEDY “ updated today!!! a little spoiler alert but it’s worth it B)

Give it a read and come yell at us about what you think of it <3

this explained A LOT.

(second pic is the list of stuff Tyler wants to have Backstage)

Gotcha Roasted Pork

I have had this in my drafts now since August/Sept of 2015 and I finally decided to post. Sorry for taking so long with this, but this and another food wars recipe were the last things I worked on with John so I’ve been kind of having issues letting this one out. 

Anime: Food Wars Shokugeki no Soma
Appearance: Episode 1
Time: min 4-5 hours
Serving: about 5-7

So I happen to LOVE food wars I didnt think I would but after watching the first few episodes I was hooked! This seems to be the one that everyone knows, and honestly I really enjoyed this dish! I dont think I could eat it often given how intense it was but was a lot of fun to make! One note I used a regular roasting pan dont do that! I highly suggest using one that keeps everything lifted because when cooking you’re going to end up with a LOT of bacon fat and you dont want everything sitting in a pool of that fat.

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“I have had passion, Louis. I’ve had great sex.” The restaurant was crowded and Harry cringed slightly when it went quiet after he spoke, but he wasn’t ashamed. Not at all. He sat down across from Louis and looked him straight in the eye. “I have, Louis.”

The waitress brought over their menus along with a couple of glasses of water, and Louis held the menu up in front of his face, probably hiding from a conversation he hadn’t meant to start and didn’t intend to continue.

Harry quickly decided what to order and waited patiently, his hands folded on the table. When the waitress returned to take their order, Louis dropped his menu and asked for the sandwich special. Harry ordered the chef salad. Olive oil and balsamic vinegar on the side. Bacon only if it was real bacon, not those fake bacon bits. And a slice of cheesecake with raspberry sauce on the side, but only if the sauce was made from real raspberries. None of that artificially flavored syrup, please.

The waitress’ eyes were very focused on her notepad as she scribbled out Harry’s order. Louis watched her writing, his grin getting bigger the longer it took for her to finish. “That was a fantastic order, Harry. Very… passionate.”

“God, you’re an ass.” Harry sipped his water, then leaned across the table. “I have had really good sex.”

Louis crunched on the ice from his soda. “Yeah? Who with?”

Harry shook his head. “It’s with whom. And I’m not going to tell you.”

“I know it’s with whom. I just… I don’t like talking like that. Sounds weird.” Louis popped another piece of ice in his mouth. “So, with whom, then?”

Harry looked around, he couldn’t believe he was entertaining the thought of answering him, but Louis was still looking at him expectantly. “Fine,” Harry huffed. “Bernard Johnson.”

Louis barked a laugh. “Nope. No way. You did not have great sex with Bernard ‘Bernie’ ‘BJ’ Johnson.”

—  It Had To Be You, by @fullonlarrie, aka the When Harry Met Sally AU

الرجال الحقيقيون ياكلون لحم الخنزير المقدد…


Translation….. REAL MEN EAT BACON…you pigdogs.

I got a piece of turkey bacon (i can’t eat pork before some smart ass comes at me about it not being “real” bacon, I have an allergy to red meat, trust me no one is more pissed off about this than me) into the extraction point in my mouth and my entire world has focused down into a singular point of agony.

@ god: why? I just wanted to eat something that wasn’t exclusively oatmeal or bone broth ;_;

Who Am I? Part 10

Summary:  My take on A/B/O in the MCU (non-cannon).  Life takes on a routine

Warnings: NSFW, a little bit of smut 

Words: 4k

Tags: @divadinag @ariwolff14 @mrssgtjamesbuckybarnes @marauderice @el-bucky @kellyn1604 @negan–is–god @theariel85

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You walked down the stairs, hand-in-hand with Steve.  The euphoria was still surging through your veins. Your loft was covered in the aroma of bacon.  A smile spread across your face.

“Is it just me or are you extra happy this morning?” Steve raised your hand and gave it a kiss.

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