reagan chat

  • Me: In most movies about the anti-christ, 666 is tattooed or is a birth mark on him. But what if it's not like that? What if by "number of the beast" they mean it's the first three numbers of his phone number or social security number?
  • Mom: Well some people believe that 6/6/6 will be the amount of letters in his name.
  • Me: What do you mean?
  • Mom: Well like "Ronald Wilson Reagan." Each name has six letters in it.
  • Me: *whispers* holy shit Ronald Reagan is the anti-christ

“Please no jokes about getting older - i’ve heard them all day and I’m sick of them. What a blah day, can we please just go to bed and then tomorrow will be a new day?” Reagan whined.