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He’s staring at me while I’m talking and the look in his eyes makes me pause. “What?” I ask self-consciously.

He smiles but shrugs at me. “Nothing,” he says, maddeningly.

I scrunch my nose in distaste.

“I just,” he says slowly, carefully. “I just want to hang out with you my whole life. You know?”

—  i love you // lily rose.
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nearly witches (ever since we met) // panic! at the disco

Quote by Hillary Clinton.

Guardians of Notra pt. 1
  • Random New Blood, sets their hand on Cal's: If I touch someone, I can feel their feelings.
  • Cal: that's nice.
  • Random New Blood: You feel love.
  • Cal: yeah, I guess yeah, I feel a general unselfish love for just about everybody-
  • Random New Blood: No... sexual love...
  • Cal: No, no I dont-
  • Random New Blood, points to Mare: FOR HER!
  • Cal: NO!
  • Kilorn, busts out laughing: SHE JUST TOLD EVERYONE YOUR DEEPEST DARKEST SECRET!
  • Cal: Dude come on, I think you're overreacting a little bit.
  • Kilorn: YOU MUST BE SO EMBARRASSED!
  • Mare: blushing a lot
  • Kilorn, bouncing up and down and grabbing the New Blood's hand: DO ME! DO ME! DO ME!
Hey Stop It!
  • Bighit: The Bangtan Boys are having a comeback in February-
  • Me: cash me outside how bout dat?
  • Bighit: Which mean new hair color-
  • Me: I'M BoUT tO STaRt SWInGInG!!

41 Times Hillary Clinton Was Outta Control Sassy 

“Frankly, Mr. Mayor, I think your new hairstyle is the right way to go. After all, in Washington, the cover-up is always worse than the truth.” –to Rudy Giuliani, after he gave up his combover

“If I didn’t kick his ass every day, he wouldn’t be worth anything.” –on Bill Clinton

“In the Bible it says they asked Jesus how many times you should forgive, and he said 70 times 7. Well, I want you all to know that I’m keeping a chart.”



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