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Hello, lovelies! Astrology readings range from $3 - $10 from now on. Please help support my toddler and I by reblogging or purchasing a reading from me. Available 24/7, you will receive your reading in approximately 1-3 days, but I will keep you updated. I have 5 years experience with astrology and all readings are very in depth!

This would make for a wonderful gift should you choose to order a reading for a family member, significant other, or close friend!

For all astrology readings, I will need your birth date, time of birth, and location of birth (city, state, country). Readings are available for anyone who has access to PayPal.


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Personality Reading: $3

*I will go over your sun, moon, mercury, and rising sign which reveal your personality, your emotional expression, how you speak, communicate, and think, and what your public persona is like. Very in depth.

12 House Reading: $3

*I will go over your 12 houses which reveal your public persona, your morals and values, how you handle possessions, your childhood, how you were raised and your upbringing, your creativity and interests, your future children, your work ethic, your health, and so much more!

Planetary Houses Reading: $3

*I will go over the houses your planets rule over as well as your empty houses and what they mean for you. They can affect your personality and your circumstances depending upon the houses they are in. If a stellium appears in the reading, I will also decipher what it means for you, as well.

Full Birth Chart Reading: $5

*I will go over all your planetary positions, your 12 houses, and your Lilith and Chiron. This reading is VERY in depth and reveals your personality, emotional expression, how you speak and think, what you’re like in love, how you receive good luck, your bad karma, your relationship with friends and family, your upbringing, your childhood, your darkside, your deepest pain/wounds, and so much more. Most people request this reading.

Planetary Aspects Reading: $5

*I will go over ALL your planetary aspects which reveal more about yourself and what you need to work on and improve about yourself.

Asteroids Reading: $5

*I will go over your Lilith, Chiron, Ceres, Pallas, Part of Fortune, Juno,  and North / South Nodes. This will reveal your powers, your darkside, your deepest wounds, how you’ll find happiness and success, your soulmate description, a small description of your past life, and so much more!

Past Life Reading: $5

*New reading. I will go over your Jupiter, Saturn, North Node, South Node, Fortune, Lilith, 8th house, and Chiron to give a proper description of the karma instilled in your life, both good and bad, as well as who you were in a past life and how it affects you in your present life. This reading will help you to understand how to channel good karma  and help you to understand how you are limited or restricted in this life.

Specific Area Reading: $5

*This is for those who just want a reading on a specific area in their life. This can be based on the past, present, and future and can include anything from your childhood, your love life, your career, your health, etc. $5 per specific reading subject.

Transits Reading: $10

*I will go over the transits you will have for the next few months, which predict your future. This reading is very descriptive, thorough, and unique to each individual. Transits can predict your love life, career, family, finances, future problems and mishaps, etc. It is priced at $10 because it is time consuming. This reading can take 24-48 hours.

Signs having an existential

Sits with their head in their hand, staring off into space, their life plays on rewind behind their eyes: Virgo, Cancer, Libra, Gemini

Has deep revelations as they think about why they’re eating ice cream at 2am on a school night: Sagittarius, Leo, Aquarius, Taurus, Capricorn

Screams into the void while running around in the dark and questions all their life decisions: Pisces, Scorpio, Aries

“Maybe I was meant to be alone.

And I guess it is not a bad thing..

after all I held me for so long, why not a little longer? ”

Witchy Asks!

Hello fellow witches! Here’s 50 Witchy Asks written by the-lunar-vixen. Please follow if you enjoy them. Blessed be! 

  1. What type of witch are you?
  2. What deities do you like to work with, if any?
  3. Have you ever created your own spell?
  4. What’s your favorite time of year?
  5. Do you have a witch you look up to?
  6. What makes you feel powerful?
  7. Do you have a favorite myth?
  8. Which famous/fantasy witch do you relate to the most?
  9. Are you a wiccan?
  10. What’s the most unique item you’ve ever used in a spell?
  11. Do you own any witchy books?
  12. Which misconception about witches annoys you the most?
  13. Have you ever created your own sigil?
  14. What element are you most drawn to?
  15. Do you have a familiar?
  16. Are you a part of a coven?
  17. What’s your spirit animal?
  18. Do you do tarot readings?
  19. What’s your favorite witch movie?
  20. How many crystal do you have?
  21. What’s the most unique item on your altar?
  22. Have you ever enchanted anything?
  23. What’s your religion?
  24. Do you have a favorite crystal?
  25. What are some of your favorite spells?
  26. What do you like to do to cleanse your space?
  27. When do you feel the most powerful?
  28. Do other people know you’re a witch?
  29. Has one of your spells ever gone wrong?
  30. What outfit makes you feel the most witchy?
  31. Have you ever tried astral projection?
  32. Do you have any enchanted jewelry?
  33. What does your altar look like?
  34. Have you ever seen a spirit?
  35. What’s your favorite spell sachet?
  36. Do you have a favorite sigil?
  37. What’s your astrological sign?
  38. Have you ever interacted with a deity?
  39. What color are you most drawn to?
  40. Do you believe in past lives?
  41. Where do you like to practice your craft?
  42. What’s your favorite season?
  43. Have you ever cursed someone?
  44. How long have you been a practicing witch?
  45. What drew you to witchcraft?
  46. In what moon phase do you feel the most powerful?
  47. What’s your favorite holiday?
  48. Do you know anything about your past lives? (if you believe in them!)
  49. Have you ever done an energy reading?
  50. What time of day do you like to practice your craft?

Signs as book genres they’d write in.

Aries: action / crime / humour

Taurus: self help book / mythology / romance

Gemini: poetry / fable / journalism

Cancer: fairy tale / fiction / realistic fiction / non fiction

Leo: tall tale / humour / western / classic fiction

Virgo: folklore / fantasy / horror / thriller

Libra: romance / self help / meta fiction /

Scorpio: fan fiction / mystery / thriller / horror

Sagittarius: non fiction / literature (non)fiction / realistic fiction

Capricorn: mythopoeia / picture book / non fiction / short story

Aquarius: short story / humour / self help / non fiction

Pisces: fantasy / mystery / fan fiction / fairy tale / magical realism

“As Above, so Below” and Manifestations of Planets in Astrology

Astrology (and many other divination arts) works on a very old, very basic principle: as above, so below. This is an ancient phrase often heard in earth worshiping religions, but it brings up a question; why are things above are they so below? Aren’t “above” and “below” in different places for a reason? The answer to this is both yes and no.

“As above so below” is an image, two different planes that are parallel to each other have the same events at the same time. Things that happen up top also happen down below. Now, in astrology, this is quite literal with the motions of the planets above mirroring the events on Earth, but the applications go further. “As above, so below” could easily be “As within, so without”, changing the vertical plane of the sky and earth to a horizontal plane, the individual and their surroundings. The Universe is both complete chaos and perfect structure, but how we see it depends on how we’re trying to observe it. To people who do not believe in astrology (or tarot or palm reading or runes or any other fortune telling art) there isn’t a link between the motions of the planets and the emotions and realities we experience, but if you learn how to read the signs, anything from the leaves in a tea cup to cards on a table can reflect our futures and lives. The extent to which only depends on the reader.

In astrology in particular, I’ve noticed that as a result of this, there are almost always two manifestations of a planet: one that is internal and one that is external. For example, the Moon manifests both as what we need emotionally to feel secure (internal) AND how we perceive our mother (external). In any kind of reading, it is important to recognize both “as above, so below” as why our divination tools work, but also to read with “as within, so without” to accurately read the whole picture of why an individual is experiencing a certain situation.

Here is a quick-reference for internal vs external manifestations of planets. This is not a complete list but should offer a clearer look into how we experience them. The sign tells us HOW we experience these things and the house tells us WHERE we experience these things. *Note: aspects and Rx planetary motions also affect how we experience these planets.

The Sun External: The Father, our ideology, what we get attention for and want to show people.

The Sun Internal: What makes us feel happy to be alive, ego, importance.

The Moon External: The mother, fast reactions, being nurtured.

The Moon Internal: Feeling nurtured or not nurtured, security, emotions.

Mercury External: Information sharing, communication, siblings.

Mercury Internal: How we observe something, how we intellectually perceive something.

Mars External: Competition, conflict, rivals.

Mars Internal: Drive, excitedness, passion, anger.

Venus External: Objects, our bodies, food, money.

Venus Internal: Ownership, value as perceived by us.

Ceres External: Routines, what is real, how we receive/give physical care.

Ceres Internal: Existential security, a sense of order.

Juno External: Relationships, partners, what we do to support somebody.

Juno Internal: Sense of belonging to a partnership, dependence, caring for a partner.

Jupiter External: Travel, education, new things, morals, lucky breaks.

Jupiter Internal: The “aha” moments, things making sense, feeling lucky.

Saturn External: Restrictions, authority figures, rules, failure

Saturn Internal: Depression, worthlessness, frustration, patience, achievement.

Uranus External: Disruptions, calamities, rebellions, causes, inventions, friends, machines.

Uranus Internal: Dissociation, a desire to solve problems, a sense of wanting better and easier methods.

Neptune External: Dreams, altered states of mind, magic, the supernatural, being lost.

Neptune Internal: despair, ecstasy, feeling lost, wonder, numbness.

Pluto External: Death, major life-altering changes, endings.

Pluto Internal: Completion, loss, “the end”.

If you have any questions, please let me know so I can clarify further. Chances are, somebody else has the same question but if nobody asks nobody gets an answer. If you found this helpful or think somebody else would, republish it and be sure to subscribe for more astrology posts.


Calculating Your Lilith Signs

Okay so I’m just finding this information out myself so I don’t really understand it all that well but apparently there are 4 types of Liliths:

Asteroid 1181 Lilith
True (Oscillating) Lilith
Black Moon (Mean) Lilith
Dark Moon (Waldemath Black Moon) Lilith

The most accurate of the Lilith signs is the Asteroid 1181 Lilith because it is an actual physical body that holds sustenance, whereas the other 3 liliths are extremely theoretical, based off of points that may or may not exist as they have not yet been confirmed in our lifetime.

However, despite this, many astrologers seem to use the true Lilith (oscillating) or mean Lilith (black Moon) when calculating an individuals natal chart. Astrology websites are also very wishy-washy on this and you might have to readjust the settings on an online calculator to properly figure out which Lilith is which.

This is more obvious to me from the fact that I literally spent two hours frustrated that Astrotheme was telling me I was a Capricorn Lilith but Astrodienst was telling me I was a Sagittarius Lilith. I now know that they’re both right and wrong at the same time.

The Dark Moon (Waldemath) Lilith is extremely controversial because it is not only a theoretical point that has not been confirmed, it also based off of some old Middle Age legend that there are two Moons circulating Earth instead of one. Basically, the story goes that the Dark Moon is the the Moon hiding behind the real moon and yada yada but we now know that is bullshit because we know the earth has only one Moon. But some will still use the Dark Moon Lilith if they feel a connection to it I suppose.

So how to calculate the Lilith?

On Astrotheme, you only have the option of finding your true Lilith and mean Lilith. Simply clicking on your birth chart and selecting “True Lilith” or “Mean Lilith” under Calculation Parameters will allow you to easily find them both. More than likely your True and Mean liliths will be different.

On Astrodienst, it’s another story. You can calculate all 4 Liliths (and more) by simply going to your “Extended Chart Selection” under the “Free Horoscopes” tab, sub-tab “Drawings & Calculations”.

Scroll down and copy and paste these into the white bar where it says “additional asteroids”:

1181, h13, h21, h58

And then click to show the chart.

On the chart, the four Liliths will appear as:

1181 Lilith
Lilith (o)
Lilith (I)

Which is the Asteroid, True, Mean, and Dark Liliths in order.

I personally identify with my True and Mean liliths the most (yes it is possible to use more than one lilith in identification) but I will look more into my Asteroid and Dark Moon Liliths. You may or may not identify with one or all of them but it also wise to check if any of them have an aspect to other parts of your chart, such as the north node and midheaven (as the Lilith is our hidden, dark side of personality and can be found prominent in our careers). It is also possible for some of the Liliths to be in the same sign, so don’t worry if that happens to you.

Do with that information as you will, that is all I know on anything Lilith related!

*long post* The signs together as songs on my phone (relationship and friendship mind you)

Aries x Aries: Breathe by Astrid S

Aries x Taurus: Loving someone by the 1975

Aries x Gemini: 2u by david guetta feat. Justin Bieber

Aries x Cancer: Eden by The Script

Aries x Leo: The Last Of The Real Ones by Fall Out Boy

Aries x Virgo: Bank Account by 21 Savage

Aries x Libra: Supposed to be by Arty

Aries x Scorpio: We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together by Taylor Swift

Aries x Sagittarius: Cocaine by Brain feat lil Dicky

Aries x Capricorn: 1-800-273-8255 by Logic

Aries x Aquarius: Homemade Dynamite by Lorde

Aries x Pisces: Middle of the Night by the Vamps

Taurus x Gemini: Drink up by Train

Taurus x Taurus: Ten Feet Tall by Afrojack feat. Wrabel

Taurus x Cancer: Heroes by Alesso feat. Tove Lo

Taurus x Leo: Just Stay Here Tonight by Augustana

Taurus x Virgo: Send my love by Adele

Taurus x Libra: We Found Love by Rhianna feat Calvin Harris

Taurus x Scorpio: American Woman by Lenny Kravitz

Taurus x Sagittarius: Swing, Swing by The All-American Rejects

Taurus x Capricorn: Levels by Avicii

Taurus x Aquarius: 17 by Avril Lavigne

Taurus x Pisces: John Doe by B.o.B feat. Priscilla

Gemini x Gemini: We Move Like the Ocean by Bad Suns

Gemini x Cancer: Let it be by the Beatles

Gemini x Leo: On Top of the World by Imagine Dragons

Gemini x Virgo: Two is Better than One by Boys Like Girls feat. Taylor Swift

Gemini x Libra: She is by the Fray

Gemini x Scorpio: I Hate U I Love U by Gnash

Gemini x Sagittarius: Wake Me Up When September Ends by Green Day

Gemini x Capricorn: Tounge Tied by Grouplove

Gemini x Aquarius: Chandelier by Sia

Gemini x Pisces: Never Stop by Hilary Duff

Cancer x Cancer: Don’t say Goodnight: Hot Chelle Rae

Cancer x Leo: Are you Gonna Go My Way by Lenny Kravitz

Cancer x Virgo: Video Games by Lana Del Rey

Cancer x Libra: Rain by The Script

Cancer x Scorpio: Double by Blackbear

Cancer x Sagittarius: Hard Times by Paramore

Cancer x Capricorn: First Time by Kygo and Ellie Goulding

Cancer x Aquarius: Eenie Meenie by Justin Bieber

Cancer x Pisces: DJ got us fallin’ in Love by Usher

Leo x Leo: Misbehaving by Labrinth

Leo x Virgo: Be Mean by DNCE

Leo x Libra: Tumblr Girls by G-Eazy

Leo x Scorpio: Drugs by Adam Jensen

Leo x Sagittarius: As If by Loop

Leo x Capricorn: Act my age by One Direction

Leo x Aquarius: Can I Be Him by James Arthur

Leo x Pisces: Numb by LINKIN PARK

Virgo x Virgo: This Ain’t a Scence, It’s an Arms Race by Fall Out Boy

Virgo x Libra: Diamonds by Rhianna

Virgo x Scorpio: Three Thirty by Eigty Ninety by Cherry Beach

Virgo x Sagittarius: Needed Me by Rihanna

Virgo x Capricorn: Starlight by Taylor Swift

Virgo x Aquarius: Storm Warning by Hunter Hayes

Virgo x Pisces: See No More by Joe Jonas

Libra x Libra: When Love Hurts by JoJo

Libra x Scorpio: Boyfriend by Justin Bieber

Libra x Sagittarius: Crazy by Kat Ddahlia

Libra x Capricorn: My Life Would Suck Without You by Kelly Clarkson

Libra x Aquarius: When You Were Young by The Killers

Libra x Pisces: Picture by Kid Rock feat. Sheryl Crow

Scorpio x Scorpio: Fall by Justin Bieber, and Happier by Ed Sheeran

Scorpio x Sagittarius: Every Time I Look at You by Kiss

Scorpio x Aquarius: Break the Fall by Laura Welsh

Scorpio x Capricorn: I Hope You Dance by Lee Ann Womack

Scorpio x Pisces: Leave the Lights On by Meiko

Sagittarius x Sagittarius: 11 Blocks by Wrabel

Sagittarius x Capricorn: Adore You by Miley Cyrus

Sagittarius x Aquarius: Animal by Neon Trees

Sagittarius x Pisces: Harlem by New Politics

Capricorn x Capricorn: Just a Girl by No Doubt

Capricorn x Aquarius: Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice

Capricorn x Pisces: Something I Need by One Republic

Aquarius x Aquarius: Golden Days by Panic! At the Disco

Aquarius x Pisces: Crave by Parachute

Pisces x Pisces: Ex To See by Sam Hunt

Hmm. A debut that made me a fan for life. I’m going to go with… Stephanie Garber’s CARAVAL!

Y'all saw that coming, right?

This week’s #SignedBookSundays prompt was pretty easy to fill. If y'all have seen any of my posts talking about Caraval you know I’m a TAD obsessed 😅

What’s a debut that made you a fan for life?


This probably won’t make sense to anyone who isn’t me, but let me try.

I was trying to explain my position the other day in a discussion about dusttale and Papyrus’s likeliness to be a willing co-conspirator in that kind of situation.

I was trying to express my opinion that even if there was an endless cycle of genocide runs and both brothers somehow remembered them, and even if all hope was lost, the second such a plan was actually vocalized, I felt like Papyrus would decide there had to be another way. He would never go through with it or support it unless he was completely corrupted beyond recognition (even if he was of sound mind but completely compromised morals). I was trying to express a very difficult to explain series of headcanons and analysis, which made this a personal exception, even though I enjoy Papyrus crisis-of-faith plots, angst, face heel turns, and the brothers actually being on the same page. I was trying to be both eloquent and elaborative. 

But instead all my mind could conjure up was a scene of sweet, sweet sibling hypocrisy.

I suppose that’s as good a reason as any not to murder everyone you’ve ever known and corrupt the very culmination of your being in a bloody, dusty final stand.