reading for filth

Favorite highlights of live action Beauty and the Beast

• They stuck to the beginning of the original story where Belle asks for a rose and her father gets lost and finds a fire and food in the castle.

• “Mama said not to move because it might be scary. Sorry.”

• Belle called the castle home.

• LEFOU! Everything about him was great. He got character development, he had some fantastic lines, his low key flirting with Gaston, his singing!!! I love my boy.

• Lumiere dabbed. Twice.

• It was beautiful. Oh my god the castle made me absolutely melt and Be Our Guest was breathtaking in live action.

• Lefou booping Gaston on the nose.

• How during the song Adam sings he’s climbing higher and higher so he can still see Belle.

• When Adam found out Belle liked Romeo and Juliet he was like “ew no not that book here have my entire library so you can read something better that that filth”.

• I really like how Gaston in the beginning wasn’t that bad, but as the movie went on he got darker and darker.

• Gaston lifTING LEFOU UP ON ONE ARM

• We finally got an explanation as to why no one remembers the castle and the prince and why the servants were cursed too.

• The guy who can’t remember what he lost in the beginning is Mr. Potts and the minute Mrs. Potts called his name I was shaking my friend next to me because oh my god he “lost” his wife and child.

• ADAM. I’ve loved Adam since forever and he’s still so great in this version AND HIS SONG ABOUT BELLE WAS SO SPECTACULAR I COULD FEEL HIS EMOTIONS.

• Cogsworth & Lumiere are still an old married couple and I love it I love them.

• I know he only had a few lines in Be Our Guest, but Cogsworth’s singing voice was amazing

• Adam’s eye makeup in the beginning that made it look like he was wearing a mask if he stood in the light just so.

• I HAVE BEEN GUSHING ABOUT THE NEW LUMIERE DISIGN SINCE THE FIRST TRAILER CAME OUT AND TO FINALLY, FINALLY SEE IT ON THE BIG SCREEN WAS SO SATISFYING THE LITTLE DETAILS HE HAS LIKE HIS PONYTAIL AND THE FACT THAT HIS COAT MOVES WHEN HE DOES WERE SOOOO GOOD I KNOW I’VE SAID THIS A THOUSAND TIMES BUT I ABSOLUTELY ADORE THIS NEW LUMIERE.

• Lefou has a bite mark from Gaston on his lower stomach and when my friend and I saw it we practically screamed because how exactly do you get a bite mark in that spot if you’re not doing some kinky bedroom stuff.

• The line “there’s a beast on the loose there’s no question, but I fear the wrong monsters released” had me so shook put that on my gravestone I fucking love it.

• It’s sweet and cute and beautiful, but when it gets dark it gets DARK, like, goddamn.

• I loved the detail of whenever a petal falls the castle crumbles further and the servants become more like the objects they are.

• Adam’s beast growl at the end when he’s a human again that, tbh, was really hot.

• The guy who, instead of freaking out when he was put in a dress and makeup, grinned and walked away with his hips swishing and totally owned it.

• That same guy and Lefou dancing together ohhh my god I think I started crying they’re so fucking cute Lefou and his cross dressing boyfriend 5ever.

don’t let these old ass white ladies treat you condescendingly cuz they old and you a beautiful young black woman… read the bitch for filth

she old enough to know exactly what she’s doing

anonymous asked:

Hello! Can you recommend me some broadchurch fanfic? I'm having withdrawl symptoms :(

Hi Nonny! Yes, I can. You came to the right place. (All of the fic are Hardy x Miller) 

General or Teen:

Found My Place (series) by @curiositykilledtheslug
Maybe You Should by @penfairy
Conditions by @rexisnotyourwriter
Falling by @rexisnotyourwriter
A ‘Not Sad’ Night Out by @rexisnotyourwriter
No Regrets by @rexisnotyourwriter
Where We Begin by @rexalexander
Mr. Grumpy and Little Miss Sunshine by @lizann5869
Worth Mentioning by @curiositykilledtheslug
Dinner by @penfairy
Rain by @penfairy
Weight Wears Down The Infrastructure by @curiositykilledtheslug
Late Night by @penfairy
Happy Birthday, Alec Hardy by @penfairy
What We Build by @curiositykilledtheslug
Retirement by @curiositykilledtheslug
Compass (WIP) by @nannyogg123
Petals by @curiositykilledtheslug
The Ocean Breathes Salty (WIP) by @nannyogg123
Happy Stupid Valentine’s Day by @dirtybrian
Not Quite Perfect by @dirtybrian
Hot Granddad Hardy by @dirtybrian
A Strange Sort of Friendship by @dirtybrian
A Good Night’s Sleep by @wordsintimeandspace
One Missed Call by @lizann5869
Daily Grind (AU) by @curiositykilledtheslug
Faulty Heart by @lauraxxtennant
Lonely Hearts Club by @lauraxxtennant
Turn Your Heart Around by @lauraxxtennant
Status Heart Fixed by @lauraxxtennant
Maybe This Time by @curiositykilledtheslug
Back (series) by @curiositykilledtheslug

Adult:

The Sin Bin by @penfairy
Hard Day’s Work by @penfairy
Respite by @penfairy
Proposal by @penfairy
Eggs by @penfairy
What the Water Gave Us by @penfairy
No Secrets by @penfairy 
Mr and Mrs Fawley by @penfairy
Sheltered by @penfairy 
Bit Weird by @penfairy 
For One Night by @penfairy 
Hearts by @lizann5869

“I banished you for good.”

His companion grins. “Almost. Love of a good man and all that. Though,” he drawls, pointing two fingers at Edward and lowering his thumb in a crude mimicry of a handgun, “we both know how that turned out. Yikes.”

Lost Souls Forever, by @okimi79 & @riddlelvr

Pike fucking slapping the shit out of Scanlan and then reading him for dissing her magic which BROUGHT HIM BACK TO LIFE and being pissed about a prank that SCANLAN NORMALLY WOULD HAVE FOUND FUNNY and for not knowing his mother’s name while he doesn’t know almost ANY of theirs…I live. And all this has been delivered in the calmest, coldest voice ever. Ashley is amazing. Pike is amazing. In conclusion, don’t piss off and abandon Pike Trickfoot, she will read you for FILTH. 

Drag them. Read them for filth. If you can’t find a Nazi to punch, then at least make Trump voters feel uncomfortable. Make them feel ashamed for STILL supporting a sexual assaulter who is persecuting Muslims, who is taking healthcare away from people in need, and who put neo-Nazis and white supremacists in positions of power in his administration.

anonymous asked:

"he was hacked, his privacy was invaded. he was forced to deal with something that would make him very very uncomfortable" WHERE WERE Y'ALL DURING THE GREAT ANNE ICLOUD HACK OF 2016 HMM COS IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY U ALL WERE REBLOGGING PRIVATE PHOTOS OF H AND TELLING HIM TO EAT YA ASS LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

READ THEM FOR THEIR FILTH