read their rules

Adverbs aren’t evil; said isn’t dead
Please stop hitting the wall with your head

Active is grand but not always the best
Sometimes it’s passive that passes the test

Some write with style, others write plain
Let’s all agree that writing’s a pain

The ‘rules’ can be broken, twisted, or bent
All that matters is that you are content

Make your own story and write your own way
This has been a writer’s PSA

[shot of pidge playing overwatch. the team she’s on has just lost horrendously]

pidge: gg guys

[confession booth]

pidge: (to the camera) i always make sure to say ‘gg’ at the end of the game

cameraman: (off camera) even when it’s not a good game?

pidge: what? oh, no, i’m not saying ‘good game’, i’m saying ‘get gay.’ well, i’m also kind of saying ‘get good’, but ‘gay’ and ‘good’ pretty much mean the same thing in my book.

pidge: ‘gg’ can also mean ‘good gay’. keith and i like to say that every time we pass each other in the hallway.

(shot of pidge walking through the hallway. she passes by keith, who is holding a small alien)

keith: oh, hey pidge. gg

pidge: gg to you too my dude

Bookworm Problems #8

When you buy one book and your entire bookshelf is messed up because now none of them FIT…

Friendly reminder that the Athena Cabin are bunch of Percabeth shipper.

Bookworm Problems #12

Trying to do homework, but getting too distracted because your book is… right… THERE…

  • Wally to Dick: Hey you and Starfire would make a pretty cute couple
  • Dick, slightly offended: I would make a cute couple with anyone, Wally, do you know why?
  • Wally: is it because you'd be the one-
  • Dick: it's because I'd be the one making us cute
Bookworm Problems #11

Meeting someone who dog-ears their pages and immediately wanting to hit them repeatedly over the head with a hardcover copy of Moby Dick…

Almost every single Chasefield fanfic
  • Victoria: *Barges into Max's room*
  • Max: wtf
  • Victoria: *asks a concerning question or makes a nice comment/gesture awkwardly*
  • Max: are you cereal, you hate me
  • Victoria: this was a mistake *attempts to leave*
  • Max: wait, maybe ur actually not being a bitch for once
  • Victoria: *gaygaygaygaygaygaygay*
6

When technically you’re the chill friend but your best friend for whatever reason refuses to accept the happiness he deserves smh

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