((That last response now is making me think of a scenario where Ganondorf glomps Link, Zelda, Aliya, and Vladimir in a desperate attempt to save them in his bestial form, only he forgets to NOT SWALLOW! The A-plot would involve Ganondorf having to get help from either one of his Gerudo sisters who happens to be a sorceress to get them out, while the B-plot would be the other four discovering this buffet that lives inside of Ganon’s belly. Complete with guest! Cue hilarious reactions from the cast!))
Vendor: Welcome to “le Fancy Glorp”! We shall seat you very shortly, we’re very busy today…
Zelda: How in the name of Naryu is this even happening?!
Aliya: Either Papa is pulling off a sick joke, or he’s keeping some rather shady crap from me and the Gerudo Kingdom.
Link: Well hey, as long as we’re here, we might as well enjoy some grub!
Vladimir: Well… I certainly can’t argue with that logic…
Zelda: ARE YOU COMPLETELY FORGETTING THAT WE ARE STUCK INSIDE GANONDORF’S STOMACH?!
Link: Well excuuuuuse me, princ–
Aliya: I WILL DRINK A GALLON OF GASOLINE AND LITERALLY PISS OUT FIRE.
Vladimir: Graphic imagery, kids!