reaction-guy

anonymous asked:

Hello, I’m kinda behind on all the recent BTS talk shows, can you update me on what’s been happening with “reparative questions” and Seacrest? Thank you.🙂

hii, you didn’t miss out that much, trust me. They always ask ‘’are you excited?’’ like no, they’re not. Questions like, do  they have plans to make an english song, any plans to collab with someone, crushes and dating, fav american artist etc….

Some guy asked them during Seacrest’s interview if they plan to make a whole album in english. After they said 4782929 times THEY DO NOT PLAN TO MAKE ENGLISH SONG and that they want to focus on korean songs 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂 like ffs stop asking them that and putting pressure on them, they don’t need song in english and we don’t want it. Namjoon’s reactions are gold tho lol 

➡Namjoon’s reaction after guy asked that + that sarcasm and shade later when they had to say hi to that guy

damien-iplier  asked:

Thanks for always doing such cool edits and gifs for us all! ^^

Aww!! Thank you so much for this lovely message! :D giffing and editing is fun, so is reading all you guys’ reactions to them! 

Avatar Aang, Feminist Icon?

“Who’s your favorite character?” I hear that question come up a lot over Avatar: The Last Airbender, a show particularly near and dear to me. Iroh and Toph get tossed around a lot. Zuko is very popular. Sokka has his fans. But something I’ve noticed? Aang very rarely gets the pick. When he comes up, it’s usually in that “Oh, and also…” kind of way. Which is strange, I think, considering he’s the main character, the titular airbender, of the entire show.

I never really thought much about it until a couple weeks ago when I finished my annual re-watch of the series and found myself, for the first time, specifically focused on Aang’s arc. Somehow, I never really paid that much attention to him before. I mean sure, he’s front and center in most episodes, fighting or practicing or learning big spiritual secrets, and yet, he always feels a little overshadowed. Katara takes care of the group. Sokka makes the plans. Zuko has the big, heroic Joseph Campbell journey. Aang…goofs around. He listens and follows and plays with Momo. And yes, at the end his story gets bigger and louder, but even then I feel like a lot of it dodges the spotlight. And here’s why:

Avatar casts the least traditionally-masculine hero you could possibly write as the star of a fantasy war story. Because of that, we don’t see Aang naturally for everything he is, so we look elsewhere.

To show what I mean, I want to talk about some of the show’s other characters, and I want to start with Zuko. Zuko is the hero we’re looking for. He’s tall and hot and complicated. He perseveres in the face of constant setbacks. He uses two swords and shoots fire out of his hands. He trains with a wise old man on ship decks and mountaintops. Occasionally he yells at the sky. He’s got the whole 180-degree moral turn beat for beat, right down to the scars and the sins-of-the-father confrontation scene. And if you were going into battle, some epic affair with battalions of armor-clad infantry, Zuko is the man you’d want leading the charge, Aragorn style. We love Zuko. Because Zuko does what he’s supposed to do.

Now let’s look at Katara. Katara doesn’t do what she’s supposed to do. She doesn’t care about your traditionally gender dynamics because she’s too busy fighting pirates and firebenders, planning military operations with the highest ranking generals in the Earth Kingdom, and dismantling the entire patriarchal structure of the Northern Water Tribe. Somewhere in her spare time she also manages to become one of the greatest waterbenders in the world, train the Avatar, defeat the princess of the Fire Nation in the middle of Sozin’s Comet and take care of the entire rest of the cast for an entire year living in tents and caves. Katara is a badass, and we love that.

So what about Aang? When we meet Aang, he is twelve years old. He is small and his voice hasn’t changed yet. His hobbies include dancing, baking and braiding necklaces with pink flowers. He loves animals. He doesn’t eat meat. He despises violence and spends nine tenths of every fight ducking and dodging. His only “weapon” is a blunt staff, used more for recreation than combat. Through the show, Aang receives most of his training from two young women – Katara and Toph – whom he gives absolute respect, even to the point of reverence. When he questions their instruction, it comes from a place of discomfort or anxiety, never superiority. He defers to women, young women, in matters of strategy and combat. Then he makes a joke at his own expense and goes off to feed his pet lemur.

Now there’s a perfectly reasonable explanation for all this, and it’s the one that shielded Aang from the heroic limelight in my eyes for ten years. The reasoning goes like this: Aang is a child. He has no presumptuous authority complex, no masculinity anxiety, no self-consciousness about his preferred pastimes, because he’s twelve. He’s still the hero, but he’s the prepubescent hero, the hero who can’t lead the charge himself because he’s just not old enough. The problem is, that reasoning just doesn’t hold up when you look at him in the context of the rest of the show.

Let’s look at Azula. Aside from the Avatar himself, Zuko’s sister is arguably the strongest bender in the entire show. We could debate Toph and Ozai all day, but when you look at all Azula does, the evidence is pretty damning. Let’s make a list, shall we?

Azula completely mastered lightning, the highest level firebending technique, in her spare time on a boat, under the instruction of two old women who can’t even bend.

Azula led the drill assault on Ba Sing Sae, one of the most important Fire Nation operations of the entire war, and almost succeeded in conquering the whole Earth Kingdom.

Azula then bested the Kyoshi Warriors, one of the strongest non-bender fighting groups in the entire world, successfully infiltrated the Earth Kingdom in disguise, befriended its monarch, learned of the enemy’s most secret operation, emotionally manipulated her older brother, overthrew the captain of the secret police and did conquer the Earth Kingdom, something three Fire Lords, numerous technological monstrosities, and countless generals, including her uncle, failed to do in a century.

And she did this all when she was fourteen.

That last part is easy to forget. Azula seems so much her brother’s peer, we forget she’s the same age as Katara. And that means that when we first meet Azula, she’s only a year older than Aang is at the end of the series. So to dismiss Aang’s autonomy, maturity or capability because of his age is ridiculous, understanding that he and Azula could have been in the same preschool class.

We must then accept Aang for what he truly is: the hero of the story, the leader of the charge, who repeatedly displays restraint and meekness, not because of his age, not because of his upbringing, not because of some character flaw, but because he chooses too. We clamor for strong female characters, and for excellent reason. But nobody every calls for more weak male characters. Not weak in a negative sense, but weak in a sense that he listens when heroes talk. He negotiates when heroes fight. And when heroes are sharpening their blades, planning their strategies and stringing along their hetero love interests, Aang is making jewelry, feeding Appa, and wearing that flower crown he got from a travelling band of hippies. If all Aang’s hobbies and habits were transposed onto Toph or Katara, we’d see it as a weakening of their characters. But with Aang it’s cute, because he’s a child. Only it isn’t, because he’s not.

Even in his relationship with Katara, a landmark piece of any traditional protagonist’s identity, Aang defies expectations. From the moment he wakes up in episode one, he is infatuated with the young woman who would become his oldest teacher and closest friend. Throughout season one we see many examples of his puppy love expressing itself, usually to no avail. But there’s one episode in particular that I always thought a little odd, and that’s Jet.

In Jet, Katara has an infatuation of her own. The titular vigilante outlaw sweeps her off her feet, literally, with his stunning hair, his masterful swordsmanship and his apparent selflessness. You’d think this would elicit some kind of jealousy from Aang. There’s no way he’s ignorant of what’s happening, as Sokka sarcastically refers to Jet as Katara’s boyfriend directly in Aang’s presence, and she doesn’t even dispute it. But even then, we never see any kind of rivalry manifest in Aang. Rather, he seems in full support of it. He repeatedly praises Jet, impressed by his leadership and carefree attitude. Despite his overwhelming affection for Katara, he evaluates both her and Jet on their own merits as people. There is no sense of ownership or macho competition.

Contrast this with Zuko’s reaction to a similar scenario in season three’s The Beach. Zuko goes to a party with his girlfriend, and at that party he sees her talking to another guy. His reaction? Throwing the challenger into the wall, shattering a vase, yelling at Mai, and storming out. This may seem a little extreme, but it’s also what we’d expect to an extent. Zuko is being challenged. He feels threatened in his station as a man, and he responds physically, asserting his strength and dominance as best he can.

I could go on and on. I could talk about how the first time Aang trains with a dedicated waterbending master, he tries to quit because of sexist double standards, only changing his mind after Katara’s urging. I could talk about how Aang is cast as a woman in the Fire Nation’s propaganda theatre piece bashing him and his friends. Because in a patriarchal society, the worst thing a man can be is feminine. I could talk about the only times Aang causes any kind of real destruction in the Avatar state, it’s not even him, since he doesn’t gain control of the skill until the show’s closing moments. Every time he is powerless in his own power and guilt-ridden right after, until the very end when he finally gains control, and what does he do with all that potential? He raises the rivers, and puts the fires out.

Aang isn’t what he’s supposed to be. He rejects every masculine expectation placed on his role, and in doing so he dodges center stage of his own show. It’s shocking to think about how many times I just forgot about Aang. Even at the end, when his voice has dropped and his abs have filled in, we miss it. Zuko’s coronation comes and we cheer with the crowd, psyched to see our hero crowned. Then the Fire Lord shakes his head, gestures behind him and declares “the real hero is the Avatar.” It’s like he’s talking to us. “Don’t you get it?” he asks. “Did you miss it? This is his story. But you forgot that. Because he was small. And silly. And he hated fighting. And he loved to dance. Look at him,” Zuko seems to say. “He’s your hero. Avatar Aang, defier of gender norms, champion of self-identity, feminist icon.”

there is no legitimate reason Brooklyn nine nine can't be in the marvel universe

Consider: Jake Peralta and Foggy Nelson having an immediate on sight “IT’S FUCKING *THAT GUY*” reaction when they happen to meet in a courtroom.

Consider: That one time Steve Roger’s brought in a guy he caught mugging some tourists and Amy almost sucked the air out of the entire building while she flipped.

Consider: Rosa really wants to bust a real vigilante but all she’s ever got is some little highschool kid in this handmade red and blue thing. It wasn’t even satisfying. >:c

Consider: Gina has Tony Starks personal number in her phone with the programmed ringtone “Stupid Hoe”. No one can figure out why and honestly, no one really wants to know.

Consider: There’s a new guy at Terry’s gym named Luke. He seems nice, but man its a miracle that he didnt break his foot after those weights fell on him.

•BTS MASTERLIST•

 SCHEDULE

RULES

**BTS REACTION REQUESTS ARE CLOSED**

BTS

Bts Reaction to talking to your pregnant belly (NEW)

Bts Reaction to their Italian s/o saying something sweet in Italian (NEW)

Bts Reaction to you being self conscious about your itty bitty’s (NEW)

Bts Reaction to your stretch marks (NEW)

Bts Reaction to finding out your pregnant after breaking up (NEW)

Bts Reaction to your Irish Accent (NEW)

Bts Reaction to having a crush on you (Idol) 

Bts Reaction to you moaning their name in front of the others 

Bts Reaction to teaching their child to walk

Bts Reaction to you being to short to reach things 

Bts Reaction to you calling them daddy and sitting in their lap 

Bts Reactions to you you stressing so much you cry 

Bts Reactions to you giving them a lap dance 

Bts Reaction to you being a disobedient sub 

Bts Reaction to you always being cold

Bts Reaction to their s/o accidentally kicking them in the knads 

Bts Reaction to you hyping up their new album 

Bts Reaction to you falling asleep on a road trip 

Bts Reaction to catching you (friend) masturbating 

Bts Reaction to you collapsing due to malnutrition 

Bts Reaction to you not wanting them to meet your friends 

Bts Reaction to being robbed while you and he are sleeping 

Bts Reaction to their sibling (y/n) sleeping with another member 

Bts Reaction to seeing their s/o baby pictures 

Bts Reaction to other members flirting with you due to a wet dream 

Bts Reaction to your dreams scaring you awake 

Bts Reaction to you being to shy to speak Korean for them 

Bts Reaction to you asking them to massage your hair 

Bts Reaction to you dropping your towel for attention 

Bts Reaction to you wanting them to be your first 

Bts Reaction to seeing your naturally curly hair for the first time 

Bts Reaction to you kissing a girl for a dare 

Bts Reaction to you asking them to come cuddle 

Bts Reaction to you borrowing their clothing 

Bts Reaction to being jealous 

Bts Reaction to you forgetting their B-day and surprising them with lingerie 

Bts Reaction to you doing aegyo 

Bts Reaction to you changing in front of an open window 

Bts Reaction to you having labor pains 

Bts Reaction to you asking for them to carry you during a hike 

Bts Reaction to you getting caught having shower sex (M) 

Bts Reaction to finding your tumblr and seeing you read smut (M) 

Bts Reaction to their foreign s/o wanting to go home for their birthday 

Bts Reaction to their s/o being pregnant and wanting to keep the baby 

Bts Reaction to you refusing sex (A) 

Bts Reaction to you calling them daddy on accident 

Bts Reaction to you being a good at singing but to shy 

Bts Reaction to you loving to hold their hand 

Bts Reaction to their s/o falling asleep while cuddling 

Bts Reaction to their crush holding on to them during a scary movie 

Bts Reaction to ‘fans’ attacking you 

Bts Reaction to shooting a commercial with you 

Bts Reaction to hearing you refer to yourself as Mrs… 

Bts Reaction to you being a traditional dancer 

Bts Reaction to finding out you have depression 

Bts Reaction to having a naughty dream about you (best friend) 

Bts Reaction to you trying to be kinky and failing 

Bts Reaction to thinking your pregnant (unplanned) 

Bts Reaction to you meeting their family 

Bts Reaction to you sitting on anther members lap 

Bts Reaction to you breaking and hiding something of theirs 

Bts Reaction to comforting their dancer s/o

Bts Reaction to meeting your parents

Bts Reaction to you making everyone cookies 

Bts Reaction to you spraining your ankle

Bts Reaction to you being a vlogger

Bts Reaction to you never wearing lingerie

Bts Reaction to you being their stylist

Bts Reaction to you over hearing them say things they don’t mean

Bts Reaction to you loosing a family member

Bts Reaction to another Idol making you their wce

Bts Reactionto their s/o waking up sick and crying

Bts Reaction to you always wearing their clothing

Bts Reaction to them seeing you and your new family after a few years

Bts Reaction to you trying to make a cake for their birthday

Bts Reaction to meeting a friend who has a crush on you

Bts Reaction to you being afraid to do ‘it’

Bts Reaction to you having a bondage kink (M)

Bts Reaction to your first time (M)

Bts Reaction to you being dirty while in a movie theater (M)

Bts Reaction to you being in a Jay Park music video

Bts Reaction to seeing you take a lollypop from another member

Bts Reaction to you being independent but also into skinship

Bts Reaction to you wanting to spend the night with old friends (Boys&Girls)

Bts Reaction to you being overly cuddly

Bts Reaction to you not wanting them to meet your parents

Bts Reaction to you getting matching spray tattoos w/ different member

Bts Reaction to seeing your full sleeve tattoo for the first time

Bts Reaction to you wanting a belly ring

Bts Reaction to seeing you with an unfamiliar guy friend

Bts Reaction to helping you when you’re sick

Bts Reaction to you sleeping curled up with a plushie

Bts Reaction to you winning a petty fight

Bts Reaction to you making them jealous 

Bts Reaction to their s/o being short tempered

Bts Reaction to you getting an injection

Bts Reaction to you being insecure about your legs

Bts Reaction to you splitting you pants

Bts Reaction to you posting a sexy picture of the two of you on IG

Bts Reaction to you purposely not wearing underwear (M)

Bts Reaction to you wanting to have sex bare for the first time

Bts Reaction to their friend moaning their name in their sleep

Bts Reaction to finding your old scars (A)

Bts Reaction to you accidentally spilling your dink on their suit

Bts Reaction to their s/o having a scared rescue puppy

Bts Reaction to their sex tape getting leaked

Bts Reaction to you squirting (M)

Bts Reaction to accidentally seeing you showering

Bts Reaction to how they would ask you for sex

Bts Reaction to you sleepily calling them daddy

Bts Reaction to catching their s/o staring at them

Bts Reaction to finding out you’re a freak in the sheets (M)

Bts Reaction to you wearing a see through shirt and panties

Bts Reaction to you wearing lingerie

Bts Reaction to you having insomnia

Bts Reaction to you posting them on your snapchat

Bts reaction to you sleeping in their shirt

Bts Reaction to you cutting your finger while cooking

Bts Reaction to you asking for cuddles in front of other members

Bts Reaction to you deep throating a banana for a sc video

Bts Reaction to you having a secret artistic ability

Bts Reaction s/o having a secret tattoo

Bts Reaction s/o friends do understand why you’d date them

Bts Reaction s/o is professional equestrian

Bts MTL to date a girl with big boobs 

Bts MTL to enjoy oral 

Bts MTL to take aesthetic pictures of his s/o 

Bts MTL to send nudes 

Bts MTL to get married soon into the relationship 

Bts MTL to have a switch GF 

Bts MTL to have a foreign best friend 

Bts MTL to date a brat (naughty sub) 

Bts MTL to marry someone Vanilla 

Bts MTL to be into exhibitionism 

Bts MTL to date a little 

Bts MTL to want a curvy gir

Bts MTL to masturbate the most 

Bts MTL to go along with their s/o digression kink 

Bts MTL to be into water sports 

Bts MTL to have a threesome 

Bts MTL to having a marking kink 

Bts MTL to stand a clingy S/O 

Bts MTL to be overprotective of their crush 

Bts MTL to pass out on a rollercoaster 

Bts MTL to have a mommy kink

Bts MTL to cook/bake with their s/o 

Bts MTL to get jealous 

Bts MTL to enjoy receiving oral 

Bts MTL marry/ date someone who doesn’t want kids 

Bts MTL to marry someone that only wants one kid 

Bts MTL to tickle their s/o when they are mad 

Bts MTL to have sex in public in disguise 

Bts MTL to want to do your makeup 

Bts MTL to enjoy facefucking their s/o 

Bts MTL to be VERY kinky 

Bts MTL to be into spanking their s/o 

Bts MTL to have a high sex drive 

Bts MTL to brag about sex 

Bts MTL to hate seeing their s/o twerking 

Bts MTL to Kiss and tell 

Bts MTL to have a threesome with another member 

Bts MTL to confess their feelings first 

Bts MTL to bite their s/o for no reason 

Bts MTL to explore your makeup drawer 

Jin:

Homesweet Jin (M)

Roses (M) 

7 Minutes in Heaven (M) 

Daddy (M) 

Yoongi:

Stressed (M)

Skype (M) 

Caught (M) 

Namjoon:

When Stars Align | Pt 1 Pt 2 Pt 3

Shower time (M)

Blowing Smoke (M)

Nightmares

Studio (M) 

Hoseok:

The Waltz (M) 

Gentle Love (M)

Thigh (M) 

Tease (M) 

Jimin:

Dirty Dancing (M)

Bump

Let Me Hear You (M) 

Mhmm (M) 

Butterfly Kisses (M) 

Taehyung:

First time (M)

Homework (M)

Windows (M) 

Home Sweet Home (M) 

Jungkook:

Shower time (M)

Relaxing (M)

Video Games (M)

Double Trouble (M) 

Noona (M) 

Jungkook as a boyfriend (NEW)

Bts as characters in a horror film 

Jimin as an artist 

Yoongi as a Cop 

Bts how long they take to take things in their relationship further (NEW)

Bts talks about sex

Bts in bed 

Bts first date 

You know… if the Game of Thrones leaks are indeed true and Jonerys does indeed happen, I just can’t wait to see Jason Momoa’s reaction…

This guy still continues watching the series and showing support to his on-screen wifey, his reactions are the best: 


And this one is my favorite:

The “she hangs out with lesser men than me” kills me. 

I just love Jason Momoa, he is the best. 

m a s t e r l i s t

here’s a list of the scenarios/imagines, texts and reactions that I’ve written. i’ll be updating this from time to time so that you guys can see or check out if you want to :) I hope you guys enjoy reading these imagines/scenarios that I’ve written and have a nice day! enjoy! :)


Bias imagines:

Monsta X scenarios/imagines:

Originally posted by kihqun

shownu :

wonho

kihyun : 

minhyuk

jooheon

hyungwon

i.m : 

monsta x: 

fanfic:

scenarios/imagines with more than one member: 

mtl:

au:

reactions: 

texts:

SEVENTEEN scenarios/imagines:

Originally posted by wonnhao

s.coups : hey i’m sick

jeonghan : should we have more?

vernon : new neighbor

dino: a date, it is!

BTS scenarios/imagines:

Originally posted by hoseokb

jimin: in time

Post-Kerberos! Matt HC

★ When the rebellion group helped him escape, he just ended up sticking with them and eventually became one of the best fighters there???

★ He doesn’t have any idea where his dad is, but scavenges through old Galran tech to hopefully find out.

★ The group is pretty much amazed by humans and low-key terrified of them bc of Matt 

★ He dislocated his shoulder once and the group was like, “it’s horrible to see another one go,,,,” and Matt was just like “???? i can put it back in place????” 

  • Matt: Guys,,,,stop crying,,,,this can be fixed,,,,,
  • Rebellion leader: i saw a dear friend die bc of that, there is no survival
  • Matt: *silently puts in back in place*

★ He has a scar over his right eye bc of the Galra

★ The Galra also found out he needed glasses and basically went, “well we can’t have The Champions friend like this!” and injected some weird shit into his eyes. Matt no longer needs glasses, but his eyes change colors depending on his mood and who he’s talking too

★ Matt, talking to keith as his eyes turn red: And so– why the fuck are you pulling out your sword?

Keith, seeing Matt’s eyes turning yellow as he talks to Hunk: “Uhm guys? Are we sure that Matt isn’t Galra?”

  • “I am right here”

★ When he first heard of Voltron his main thought was, “Well that sounds lit” but when he hears that ‘The Champion’ aka Shiro is their leader, he immediately turns into that Mr.Krabs meme

★ Somehow some people find a picture of the paladins and everybody is just “???? the tiny one resembles matt”

★ Matt automatically realizes it’s Katie and that the red paladin is Keith and just,,,screams for roughly 5 hrs

★ Why is everyone he knows up in space? He has no fucking clue but w/e

★ Makes it a personal mission to track down Voltron for himself and the rebellion

★ They end up showing up eventually to make allies

★ The Paladins talk to some civilians first, so Allura and Coran meet up with the Rebellion leader

  • “Number 5?! How’d you get here so quickly??” “Funny story actually,,,”
  • The real Pidge shows up like 0.5 seconds later
  • Pidge//Katie, tearfully: “MATT”
  • Matt, nearly sobbing: Oh shit waddup

★ Keith screams at him for a solid 10 minutes before tearing up

  • “It’s okay. I know you’re gay and texan already, Keith”
  • “I fucking hate you”

★ There’s a tie between whether Pidge or Shiro cried more

★ Allura: I’m princess Allura and you are?
    Matt:
single and willing–i meAN MATT

 ★ **Takes in Katie’s appearance** “Well, one of us is going to have to change”

★ **Inspecting Shiro’s arm** “Yo, your weapon is just a bitch slap”

★ “,,,,,you guys do realize Allura just picked your lions off of your clothes right???” “No she–holy shit”

★ “whY DON’T YOUR LIONS HAVE SEAT BELTS?! YOU’RE GONNA DIE AT 6 SHIRO”

  • He essentially spends his time pointing out problems with basically everything tbh

★ “Why does Voltron represent the olympic rings??”

★ He realizes Keith has a crush on Lance in like a couple of days

  • “weLL I HEARD YOU GOT A SPECIAL SOMEONE ON THE SIDE, KEITH”
  • “Listen here, you piece of shit”

★ Slowly comes to the realization that he likes both Shiro and Allura

  • “Coran have you ever heard of a pickle?”

★ He helps Coran around the castle and stuff

  • “And this is the Teludav” “Y’all have fucking teletubbies here?”

★ Him and Hunk team up to annoy Shiro and Lance with puns

  • “I’m just over the moon with excitement”
  • “Aren’t you glad i’m not lion in the cold depths of space??”

★ Him and Slav get along pretty well

  • Shiro hates it

★ “In this timeline, there is a 42% chance of you getting together with the two of them.” “Thanks buddy”

★ “Why did you choose five kids to defend the universe there’s so many ways this could go wrong”

★ Him and Hunk set up the lions to play “What’s new pussycat?” 7 times with one “It’s not unusual” before resuming ‘What’s new pussycat?’

  • “For years, scientist have wondered if you can make 3 teens, 1 adult, and 3 aliens weep tears of joy by playing Tom Jones’ “It’s not unusual”.”

★ Lance is amazed by how smooth his skin is

  • Like, you’ve been in space for 2 years???? And majority of that was with the Galra??? Tell me your secret

★ Everyone figures out Matt’s crush on both Allura and Shiro and try to get them together

  • One plan consisted of a rock, 15 cups of nunvil, and a very upset bounty group.

★ Matt actually likes nunvil

★ The Lions all take a liking to him and everyone would be salty, but he looks adorable when he talks to them so they deal with it

★ Pidge voice: I’ve banned Hunk because he kept messing with my shit but now—
    Matt voice: yO I GOT MARIO KART RUNNING ON THIS

★ He appreciates the fact that Hunk points out all the weird shit that’s going on while everyone else just accepts it

★ “Do you think i could install the internet to my mind?”
★ **sees all the upgrades Pidge added to Green** “yO—YO!”

★ Anytime Shiro or Allura do anything remotely romantic to him, ‘What the heck i gotta do’ starts blasting from the Green Lion

★  Allura called his ears cute once, and nobody saw him for 6 hrs until Lance found him frantically grabbing Altean romance novels while whispering, “what does it mean?!”

★ They go to a planet where it’s considered normal to have more than one partner

  • Coran convinces the newly dubbed “Poly triangle” to pretend they’re actually dating for reasons unknown
  • They pull it off so well that the Aliens eventually ask when they’re gonna get married
  • Everyone had vastly different reactions

★ “You guys are fighting Zarkon right? Why don’t you just turn him Zarkoff?”

★ Hunk voice: Um, guys, what are those things?
    Obviously annoyed Matt voice: Aliens. 
    Different ranges of offended Allura, Coran and Keith voices: Excuse me?

★ “I’m fucking tired. beam me up, Scotty”

★ Keith, kneeling down on one knee: “Matt, Allura, will you do me the honor of marrying my stupid brother?”

★ “Voltron? More like Dabtron.”

  • “How do I return a brother?”

★ “caTCH THESE GAY HANDS ZARKON”

★ Tried to convince Shiro to let him Pidge and Hunk install a laser gun sound effect or the lightsaber noise to his arm

★ Once, he finally found the courage to tell Shiro and Allura that he liked them but they mistook it as him saying he enjoyed their company or smth along those lines

  • He tried to throw himself out the airlock afterwards

★ Lotor eventually shows up and everyone is tense bc he’s shown interest in the Blue Lion

★ Lotor sees Matt, and just pushes Lance out of the way: Hello there ;)

  • Everyone pretends not to notice Shiro’s eye twitch and Allura breaking the weapon she was holding
  • Lance was offended at first but seeing their reactions made it worth it

★ Matt is oblvious to Lotor’s attempts though

  • Everytime he gets close, Matt just assumes it’s some weird galra thing

★ “Raindrops on roses, Allura’s white hair, Shiro’s back muscles and Allura’s eyes. These two could probably kick his ass and they’re a few of Matt’s favorite things”

★ Obviously exasperated Pidge voice: You guys just need to bone
    Stern Matt voice: What did you say?
    Pleading Hunk voice: Please don’t say it again
    Not Caring Pidge voice: I said you guys need to bone
    Shocked, Furious Matt voice: B O N E!?

★ They visit a planet with very tall aliens and of course shenanigans ensure

★ Keith voice: Y’know Allura, Shiro, you should probably hold Matt’s hand, so he can’t get lost everyone around here is pretty tall

  • **Disappointed, obviously knows what you’re doing Shiro Glare**
  • Completely oblivious, already grabbing Matt’s hand Allura voice: Of course! We wouldn’t want that!”
  • **Undignified, silent squeal from Matt**

★ Hunk voice: The stars sure are beautiful tonight
    Lance voice: Y’know what else is beautiful?
    Pidge and Keith voices: A loving relationship between Matt, Shiro and Allura

★ Eventually, the time comes where there’s a serious fight that both Shiro and Allura have to go through alone, and Matt freaks tf out and terribly confesses to the both of them:

  • “Okay, listen tf up. I can’t do that dramatic thing where I pull you down and kiss you and say, ‘Come back to me’ since there’s two of you. But I will say that I love you both, and if you dont come back i’m taking out the entire Galran Empire myself”

★ Allura and Shiro are both shocked but Matt is already fast walking away so they can’t say anything

  • They come back and make a beeline for him
  • “LISTNE IVE KNOWN HIM LONGER PRINCESS”
  • “I QUIZNAKING SAVED YOUR BUTT BACK THERE I GET TO KISS HIM FIRST”
  • Allura makes it to him first

★ Keith cries, Pidge and Hunk pull out a confetti cannon they made for this occasion, Lance falls to his knees in victory, Coran pulls out a cake. Everything is good in the Universe.


[Read Part One// Pre! Kerberos! Matt HC here!]