• Director: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?
  • Magnus: Yes.
  • Director: I was hula hooping.
  • Davenport and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.
  • Magnus: Oh, my God.
  • Director: I've mastered all the moves.
  • The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle.
  • Magnus: Why are you telling me this?
  • Director: Because no one will ever believe you.
  • Magnus: You sick son of a bitch.

gotta be careful about what you tell an alien who’s just found out he’s an alien

a doodle comic that got totally outta hand bc man reigen makes such a cool agent

MIB AU setup from this post