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Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf Sentence Starters.

  • You’re walking in the woods
  • There’s no one around and your phone is dead
  • Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him
  • He’s following you about thirty feet back
  • He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint
  • He’s gaining on you
  • You’re looking for your car but you’re all turned around
  • He’s almost upon you now, and you can see there’s blood on his face
  • My God, there’s blood everywhere! 
  • Running for your life from Shia Labeouf
  • He’s brandishing a knife, it’s Shia Labeouf
  • Lurking in the shadows
  • Hollywood superstar Shia Labeouf
  • Living in the woods, Shia Labeouf
  • Killing for sport, Shia Labeouf
  • Eating all the bodies
  • Actual cannibal Shia Labeouf 
  • Now it’s dark and you seem to have lost him
  • But you’re hopelessly lost yourself
  • Stranded with a murderer
  • You creep silently through the underbrush
  • Aha! In the distance
  • A small cottage with a light on
  • Hope!
  • You move stealthily toward it
  • But your leg! AH! It’s caught in a bear trap! 

tensai-gaymer-mage  asked:

Hey, Caddy! I'm just dropping by to say that I enjoy your show a whole lot, and to keep doing what you're doin'! Also, it turns out we share the same birthday, June 19!

BEST BIRTHDAY BUDDY BINGO

That’s a thing now. Thanks for dropping by.

Hitting every red light, kissing at the stop signs, green days on the radio, Everything is alright now we're turning off the headlights darling we're just taking it slow..

nanenna  asked:

Fakiru prompt: it's your turn to get up at 3AM because the baby's crying.

There are certain realities of being a parent.  Your life is no longer just yours anymore.  Thousands of responsibilities you never even considered must be handled.  Still Fakir and Ahiru had walked into this knowing all this.  They had willingly chosen this life.

Even so, waking up at 3 AM to calm the crying baby was never fun.

“You’re turn…”  She mumbled as she nudged Fakir with her elbow, refusing to open her eyes.

“I thought it was your–”  He was cut off by a yawn of his own, but Ahiru got the gist of what we was saying.

“Mm the one who gave birth…it’s always your turn.”

With that, Ahiru felt the bed’s weight shift as Fakir rose to attend to Wren. While the screaming soon stopped, she still couldn’t get to sleep.  It was frustrating, but she eventually gave up forcing it, and instead tried to focus on her senses.

Faintly, she could hear Fakir mumbling to Wren.  It was hard to pick out the individual words, but it seemed to have a pacifying effect as the crying slowed to a stop.  Ahiru couldn’t help but peak open an eye and watch him cradle Wren with that small smile he wore only when he thought no one was looking.

“Now you’re up.”  Ahiru was slightly startled to realize Fakir had noticed her watching him.

“Can’t help I can’t sleep.”

“Figures that both of my girls would be having restless nights.”  With a grunt, he collapsed and pulled her close to his chest.  In the same manner as he had with Wren, he muttered the tuneless lullaby, and Ahiru found her eyelids growing heavy almost immediately.

“I’ll get her next–”  She was already finding it hard to speak in complete sentences, but Fakir barely seemed to mind.

“It’s fine.”  He leaned forward and kissed her forehead.  “It always will be.”

anonymous asked:

I once texted a suicide hotline not long after the election, and the woman on the other end was super homophobic, told me I should marry a man someday, and told me I was "all riled up" cause of the election results. It's amazing how her hate was so strong that she was refusing to do her job and didn't care if I lived or died. That's why I don't trust suicide hotlines- you don't know what kind of nasty person you're turning to for help

WTFFF

anonymous asked:

more advice for the anon getting used to their new gender: when you're trying to figure out your name and pronouns it REALLY helps to talk about what you're doing in the third person out loud to yourself. for example: "Gem is going to do the dishes. They're turning on the water. They are getting their soap out of the cabinet." it helps you figure out what sounds most comfortable to you pretty fast!

anonymous asked:

what's a accidental stimulation kink ???

Well, it’s when the person you’re with accidentally turns you on, makes you wet, or horny 😊

ronnie buried her face in her hands and let out a muffled scream. she was sitting on the floor of the red crowns set with papers strewn all around her, highlighters in her mouth and pens in her hair. she heard footsteps coming up from behind her and without glancing up, ronnie lifted a hand to stop whoever it was. “ unless you’re max or vi, turn back around or god help me, i’m going to have a meltdown. the director wants an eight page re-write for the script and we start shooting the episode tonight … i’m trying to figure out the new stage directions so unless you’re going to be re-writing the script i suggest you think over your next moves very carefully. ”

Self Care!

Probably you’ve heard this around a hundred times before, but I’ll say it here too as a reminder!

If you find yourself anxious from asks or getting any negativity, you’re allowed to turn off anon, or turn off asks/messaging/submission altogether. You can unfollow mutuals. You can block blogs. It’s really okay, I promise. It’s your blog and you don’t have to be apologizing or feeling bad for doing any of these things. I’m proud of you that you’re watching out for yourself.

Mod Carrot

anonymous asked:

Sorry I have no idea how to use netabare, no images show up, not when i click the link for tg:re either

Try turning off adblock anon.

it seems like people forget that even if they’re in love, lance and keith are Rivals. they’re Arch Enemies and they wouldn’t let a little thing like dating change that:

  • keith convinces lance to go on morning jogs with him, but they always turn into sprints real quick bc one boy starts edging in front of the other and so on
  • “I bet I can kiss you longer without stopping for air.” 
    • “um? no way dude you’re on.”
    • shiro finds keith and lance making out but they’re both turning blue and keith is punching the wall for some reason? keith breaks away and gasps in a huge gulp of air and screams “DAMMIT” at the same time lance just like. dabs or something
  • they get into an honest-to-god hand holding contest. whoever lets go first loses. 
    • “guys, we have to start afternoon training.”
    • “I don’t think you realize the gravity of the situation, shiro. I can’t let keith win. jesus, are you insane?”
    • “keith, then–”
    • “nope. already lost the kissing. I am not about to go o-for-two here.”
  • everything, absolutely everything turns into a competition, and the more in love they fall the worse it gets. 
  • like, before it was just bc they “hated” each other. but now? goddamn if lance is gonna be shown up by his boyfriend. and keith needs to keep lance’s head from getting too big or he’s unbearable.
  • who uses the most pet names in a day? one point lance. who reaches out for little touches always? another point lance. makes the other smile the most? keith’s on the board. the best at complimenting?
    • “your mullet is actually ridiculously attractive and your hair in general is so soft and I would actually commit murder to know your secret.”
    • “yeah? well, your skin is like, spotless, ok? do you even have pores?”
    • “it’s called moisturizing, babe. and when I’m stressed I get backne! I’ve seen you shirtless a bazillion times and your body is perfect!”
    • “no way. don’t even say that. my core needs some serious work. you have abs, lance. I could wash my jacket on those things.”
    • I have a good body? have you looked in a mirror? someone carved a v in your hips with a freaking chisel!”
  • this becomes a regular game over dinner, and team voltron barely even hears them bicker anymore.
  • just. keith and lance being an Old Married Couple. they were made for each other. 

You’re a soldier on humanity’s last stand against Aliens. Victory seems unlikely. Suddenly, ghostly warriors from all eras come to your aid. From the ancient Roman Soldiers to the WW2 fighters, they’re there to turn the tides.