re member

The media and general audience catching up with the potential implications of Rey and Kylo’s dynamic is not the same as ants on tumblr pretending they never harassed us and jumping on board as if there’s no harm done. They’re not the same. People who write for the Guardian or GQ and watched TFA once or twice cannot be expected to know about our ship, or what the fan theories have been. They’re not antis, or angry fanboys on forums. They’re just regular members of the audience, and the entire appeal of ‘Reylo’ (for me, at least) is that it wasn’t spelled out in TFA, it was subtext. We can’t expect everyone to have taken the same time as us to analyze the story and speculate as to where it might go. Most people just don’t care that much. You can let that bitterness eat you up, or you can enjoy the fact that it means we were right in broad strokes – that the characters share a connection and we get to see that developed in the rest of the story.

*gets off soapbox*

star blossom - lai guanlin

LAI GUANLIN SCENARIO

▹ word count: 1523 words
▹ summary: lai guanlin, your biggest fan, just landed an internship at your entertainment company, and you hate to admit it, but he’s kind of cute… filling this request for (reverse) idol!guanlin.

  • this is sort of based off of the sm station song but not really
  • okay so in this au, you are the idol and guanlin is your fan!!!
  • you’re a member of a well known girl group
  • and you are managed by sm entertainment
  • which… well, you know how it goes

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Naive: Part 3

A/N: I’m so freaking happy you guys seemed to like the story so far!, I wrote this and a few other chapters up in one night! Hopefully I can get you guys as hyped as I am for this story. Oh and if you couldn’t already tell, the reader IS mixed race. Because there’s a serious lack of mixed race reader inserts. If this offends you or deters you just skim over it I guess??

Word Count: 3k+

Warnings: Just cursing in this chapter because I have the mouth of a sailor. Get ready for it to get smutttayyyyy next chapter tho, my home dogs!

Summary: As the goddaughter of Tony Stark you were no stranger to the Avengers, but when you meet the newest member- you’re a little more then intrigued. Unfortunately for him, Bucky Barnes has caught your eye.

💘💘💘💘💘

It’s honestly insane what a little bit of sleep can do to improve your life.

Well okay, a lot of sleep. You’d slept for like thirty hours straight, thank the mother fuckin’ lord and you felt like a brand new woman.

Especially after you take a couple bong rips.

Wake and baking was a way of life for you, had been since you we’re fifteen years old. There was just nothing like it.

You take a shower, deciding against getting dressed in real clothes and instead you wiggle into a pair of black lace trimmed lounge shorts, and then slip on a wireless bralette. It gives you no support of course, your supple breast sit comfortably and unrestrained. Just the way you liked them to be.

As you sit at your vanity and stare at your reflection in the mirror, your brain cloudy and happy; your eyes slightly red rimmed and low, you feel slightly…numb. But a good numb. The numb you wished you can be forever.
You rip the tie from your hair and it tumbles down from the bun it had been in and falls around your shoulders, the silky strands tickling your bare, fresh skin.

Do you think you’re pretty? Fuck yes. Do you think you’re fat? Also, fuck yes.

It was a concept that most people couldn’t seem to understand. How could you admit that you we’re fat and yet still sit and check yourself out in the mirror? Well because to you, fat was just a descriptive word. Not the heinous insult other people thought it was. Yes, you we’re fat. Just like you we’re smart. And fucking hilarious if you do say so yourself… and at the moment, extremely stoned.

Your confidence hadn’t appeared out of thin air, it was something that had been ingrained in you.

Because your mother had never made you question your worth. She didn’t give a shit about the numbers on a scale or cellulite. She didn’t care if your hair was wild and curly, curlier then her, a white woman had known how to handle for years. No- she cared if you we’re kind to others. If you we’re brave enough to go after you wanted and speak up for yourself.

So you had.

You broke away from that fat girls should wear baggy clothes and stay quiet and try to shrink themselves. Nah, fuck that. This fat girl was going to do whatever she wanted.

Did have negative thoughts about yourself sometimes? Duh, you’re a human being. Everyone has ugly thoughts sometimes, but mostly you we’re a little full of yourself.

Like now, as you blend on warm, smoky eyeshadow, carve your brows and contour your face. Drowning yourself in highlighter. Acentuating and defining all of the parts of your face that you loved. You liked primping and pampering yourself, loved all things beauty, really. Eyelash extensions, going for manicures, facials. They we’re all your jam.

When you’re satisfied with yourself, tossing and musing your hair until it falls around your head in a messy way that looks more sexy then homeless you rise, intent on going and finding Wanda or something.

Not wanting to be alone anymore.

You almost walk out of your living room in a bralette- but think twice as you pass the mirror by the door.

You really didn’t want to give Tony a coronary on this fine Thursday.

So after throwing on a loose shirt and a cape like McQueen floral kimono you slip into a fluffy pair of slides and start your epic journey to find sustenance.

You don’t think it’s attention you like, and you’ve thought about it a lot.

No, it’s affection.

You’d always been a…touchy person, and it had tended to get you into trouble. You understood boundaries, you just hated them. You didn’t know why it was such a taboo to show the people you cared about that you cared. Why was intimacy in friendships so frowned upon? Why couldn’t you wrap your arms around your friends. Kiss them on the cheek? Cuddle with them?

It just had never been a big deal to you. You liked touching, and fuck, did you liked to be touched.

When you walk into the kitchen, you’re surprised to find the gathering there.

Nat, Wanda and Clint stand at the island, cutting up veggies and talking between themselves. Thor and Bruce sit at a table with Steve and Bucky. It all seems so…pleasant. One of those rare quaint, normal moments in the tower. It would make anyone smile.

“Goodmorning, sunshines” You greet them as you walk in “You guys forget to invite me to the party?”

You steal a piece of tomato from Natasha’s cutting board and plop it into you mouth.

“Y/N you are aware that it’s almost one, right?” She informs you with a smile to which you just shrug.

“Technicalities. It’s still noon-ish so it’s morning…pretty much”

“Flawed way of thinking you got there, squirt” Clint criticized. His eleven year old had better sleeping habits then you.

“Flawed or brilliant?”

“You sound just like Tony” Bruce calls from his place across the room and you pull your head from the fridge.

“Why thanks”

When you cant find anything that catches your eye in the massive fridge, even though its brightly lit with an array of food, you call for FRIDAY and ask her if she could have the chef cook you up some Nutella crepes, “please and thank you!”

“How high are you right now?” Wanda reaches over to whisper to you knowingly and you lean forward to rest your chin on her shoulder, her long dark hair tickling your face pleasantly.

“Super. You have to try this shit that I got from Jessica, it’s crazy” You reply, your breath hot on her ear so that she’s the only one who can hear you.

The both of you break out in to giggles, girlish and young sounding. Wanda missed this, the having a connection like this with someone. Welcoming and relishing another’s touch in a way that was both intimate and utterly innocent.

She’d had it with Pietro…and then he’d gone and left her alone and she thought that was the end of it.

But then you’d gotten close to her, befriended her, and there it was again. Being able to just, melt with someone was something that should be cherished. She cherished her friendship with you. The way you let her lean into you with no resistance. You and your bright eyes and contagious laugh. She felt…she felt more like Wanda when she was with you. Less like Scarlett Witch.

Bucky hadn’t meant to watch you for as long as he had. He’d turned to you when you’d entered the room and hadn’t been able to tear his eyes away, for more then mere moments, since. It was a mixture of the tiny shorts you had on, the way the black lacy material rode up your sumptuous thighs…but mostly it was your interaction with Wanda. He wasn’t particularly close to her(he wasn’t particularly close to anyone except for Steve and Sam…although he’d never admit it) but he’d never seen the girl like this. Like you’d somehow lit her up from the inside.

The two of you we’re whispering and laughing like school girls, carefree and light and it stirred something in his stomach.

His eyes snap away as you approach the table.

“Hello sirs” you salute as you come up and take the seat in between Steve and Thor. It’s comical how intensely the two men dwarf you.

“Hello little woman” Thor squeezes your shoulder, his big palm encompassing the flesh “How was your sleep? It seems like it’s been days since you graced us with your presence”

You cant help bite your lips together to hide a grin. Would you ever get over the regal manner in which Thor talked?

Probably not.

“Yeah, Y/N. How are you feeling today? Less drowsy?” It’s the tone in Bruce’s voice you don’t like, not his words. He’s using his doctor’s voice on you.

Yes, Bruce knew about your…situation. Tony had told him, with your permission, so that he could help monitor the process. You didn’t mind him knowing, you just didn’t want him blowing it and everyone finding out about it. It was a sensitive subject for you and you’d rather keep it quiet. It’s not that you didn’t trust the others its just…you weren’t ready for it to be public knowledge.

You didn’t want to be looked at differently.

“I’m fine” You play it off “My sleeping schedule’s just been off. I just had to reset my internal clock to the eastern time zone. No biggie’”

Bruce wants to ask you more but he’s a smart man, and decides he’d press the issue later in the privacy of the lab. He knew what it was like to want to keep a secret, and he wasn’t about to go making you uncomfortable by blowing yours.

You reach over to steal one of the fries off of Steve’s plate, sticking you tongue out at him “How has you guy’s day been so far? No alien invasions yet?”

You had a way of setting the atmosphere, keeping it light.

You talk with the guys until Bruce leaves, needing to go run some labs or smash some things…okay that was an asshole joke, you chastise yourself. You didn’t like teasing him about his little green problem, Thor follows him. Talking about some meeting he was being “forced unwillingly to attend”

“Good luck, big guy” You kiss his cheek before he leaves.

“So really, what have you guys been up to today” You ask the two men you’re left with as you cut into your crepes.

“Nothin’ much, it’s been a quiet one so far. Just training. I was thinking about going for a walk later on, maybe Central Park? Get some sketching in while I can” Steve answers.

“You drawing more, Stevie? That’s amazing! You’ll have to show me some of your stuff sometime! I remember they were always so good” You urge him excitedly. Since you’d known him, you’d tried to push him to take his art seriously. Fuck knows it was his only release. You had a feeling even Steve Rogers had a breaking point, you also had no desire to ever see it.

Only Steve’s ears turn red, which is actually progress for him “Yeah, I can do that”

“Really? So a pretty girl asks to see your sketchbook and your game, but I, your best friend cant?” Bucky sees an opening and cant help but take it “Whatta’ Jerk”

Okay, where did that come from? You fight to keep the shock off of your face. Pretty girl? Really?

“Well she’s not a crap critic like you are” Steve justifies himself “Last time I showed you somethin’ you told me that I couldn’t draw dog paws for shit”

“Hey, I was just kidding. That was about a year ago, too!” Bucky sounds truly apologetic and you break out into a squawk of laughter.

“You guys are so married, oh my god” You shake your head at the two of them. It’s cute… seeing them together. Both of their guards way down.

“Don’t encourage his behavior, Y/N” Steve’s trying not to chuckle.

You turn your attention to Bucky then, your body literally angling towards him as you focus in. “What about you, Bucky? Any big plans?”

Why? Why does his brain turn off when you look at him like that? Your gleaming eyes looking at nothing but his face.

“Uh- nothing yet, doll”

“Awe if I didn’t have to go shopping I’d say lets have our marathon!”

“Marathon?” Steve wonders, his eyes flashing between the two of you.

“Yeah, I’m going to force Bucky to watch Harry Potter with me. You know, bring his life great enlightenment and fulfilment” You answer him nonchalantly, taking a bite of your food. Letting out a little moan and crossing your eyes “Oh my gosh this is amazing”

Did you mean to look so sexual? The way your pretty lipstick coated lips wrapped around that fork had Bucky tensing.

“No really you guys, who even is this new chef? Is he the second coming of Christ? Taste this!” You encourage as you cut another piece and hold it out to Bucky, your hand under it incase it falls.

He doesn’t know what to do. Does he turn you down? Would that be rude? Would it hurt your feelings?

So he just opens his mouth and allows you to feed him the sweet pastry.

“Amazing, huh?”

“Mmhmm, really good” is all Bucky mumbles, trying to keep the heat from his face.

“Steve try it!” You urge, pouting a little when he doesn’t let you shove your fork in his mouth.

As tempting as the offer was- Nutella and the look on your face- Steve had learned his lesson. What if Tony came in and saw you spoon feeding him? Nope.

“I just ate a burger, I gotta’ watch my physique” He teases and your eyebrows knit together.

“Okay, you sound like a giant douche. Here” You give him the fork so that he can feed himself.

Since when was Steve weird with you like that?

“Hey are we still going shopping?” Wanda asks as she comes up “If so I’m going to go change?”

“Yeah! Definitely. I need to change too! You can come get ready with me in my room” You stand quickly, scooting away from the table “You guys can have the rest of that. See ya’ later losers”

And with that your sashaying out of the room with Wanda.

Steve notices Bucky staring at the sway of your hips.

“Bud…”

“Shut up, Steve”

“I told you. Y/N- She’s- Something else” Steve searches for the words “But the kid’s Tony’s pride and joy and we’re still on thin ice with the guy”

“How old is she anyway?” Bucky completely ignores the Tony part of Steve’s sentence. Why’d everyone call her kid? She looked a little young, with that dimpled smile but she was in college so she couldn’t be AS young as they treated her.

“Twenty three” Steve’s response is curt. Matter of fact.

Twenty three, huh? Bucky thinks. That is a little young…a lot younger then his near century. Not young enough for it to deter him, though.

Bucky doesn’t know what to say for a moment. Neither of them do really. It’s quiet as Steve eats the reminder of the crepes because holy shit you hadn’t been lying they were sent from heaven.

Then, Bucky’s handsome face stretches into a devilish smile. One Steve had seen many a’ time.

“She’s got a nice pair of gams on her, doesn’t she?”

Steve tries to purse his lips, but fails in hiding his own wolfish expression.

“That she does”

———

Because even though Steve is Captain America we all know he’s still that little shit from Brooklyn at heart right? Especially when Bucky’s around. Lesbi-honest here I have the major hots for Wanda and it’s taking all of my will power not to write her as a love interest but I really want to focus on a close, strong female friendship…even though I’m dying to have Y/N get her some Wanda😩

As usual give me some feedback! Going to slow? Too fast? Is Y/N too…touchy? What do you think the pills are for and do you want to be tagged? Tellllll me ya’ll

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anonymous asked:

Tag you're it! Ship each member of bts with a mutual excluding yourself! Go!

you know what’s sad . i’m responding to this like five months later but LMJHFBDNMKS uh…. i apologize.

  • JIN: you know WHAT…. my girl @sinnamochi deserves jin bc 1) they’re both super fucking funny; 2) they’re both really caring and just Nice Ass People; 3) they’re both fire signs. now tell me thats one of the best combos you’ve ever fuckin heard!! bc it is!!! i truly am a match making Queen Hello!
  • YOONGI: @spookyagustd wins yoongi.. which listen, idk how! considering they are not astrologically compatible but u know what they say abt pisces! they love the conflict. also megan’s funny and shes a consistent yoongi lover so clearly this is a match made in heaven
  • HOSEOK: umm… obviously i would ship my potato soulmate @hoeseok with hoseok… she truly is his biggest stan. imagine thinking that rachel truly did not love hoseok the most… its just… not possible?? anYWAY rachel is very calm in my opinion lhfjbdnks and hoseok is so extra and i feel like… she would mellow him out and just bring Goodness into his life. a good song.
  • NAMJOON: i dont rly talk to you much, but @rapnamu u seem like u love namjoon w ur entire heart and namjoon needs someone that loves & supports him like that!! also… you’re a whole loyal stan, which is… astonishing in this economy… bUT HONESTLY PLS U AND NAMJOON WLD BE GREAT TOGETHER :-) 
  • JIMIN: you know what i been saying this for exactly too many months (wish i could do math) but uh @taewitch and jimin? a match made in heaven (actually its hell lets be real here). first of all, they’re both crackheads. so. there we go. do i need to say anything else?? i already tried to convince dijah jimin was the one for her like… ages ago. i stayed up until 5am telling her why jimin and her would be good for each other and i know she stays thinking about it so :-) you’re welcome diejah
  • TAEHYUNG: @rosykook idc what saige tells anyone!! i know deep down she loves taehyung!! they both got that foot fetish!!! and that weird pet play fetish (i dont kinkshame tho dont worry)!!! and she mentioned taehyung once so saige sweetie!!!! come collect ur new mans!!! also her and tae are astrologically compatible so uh :-) the zodiac gods have spoken.
  • JUNGKOOK: only my Wife could get my baby & that is @jeonjiah … she isnt loyal to jungkook but like i know hes still her number one man, so!! thats all that matters!! also, kaina is funny as fuck and is just as whack as jungkook is so they really would be a Great combination. also this has nothing to do with this but she rly just texted me “is this what sucking dick is like” and i just think that proves shes great for jungkook thnx for listening

I was tagged by the lovely @jeoniology i love you 💗

Ultimate bias? Chanyeol

Ultimate bias wrecker? Sehun and V

Favourite Kpop song? exo - lady luck & bts - coffee

First Kpop song? call me baby exo

Favourite Kpop Album/Single?

BTS - Dark & Wild

EXO - The War

F(X) - 4 Walls

B.A.P - Noir

Favourite Kpop Ship? Chanbaek, Jikook, Seho

Hard Stan or Soft Stan? both lololol

Favourite Kpop company? sm

Backstory of how you got into Kpop? basically i watched the call me baby video because i was intrigued to see who was behind the song and i was so amazed by how many members they’re were and this dude baekhyun literally shot me in the heart and i had to know his name … and yeahh kinda in too deep now lmao

I’m tagging: @gukiday, @jungkookio, @vanillalattaes, @cosyjimin, @je0n, @jeonggukiest

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Fan art for Doki Doki Literature Club

Concept: a quirky villain squad whose naming theme is “increasingly obscure polearms”.

Bardiche and Halberd have it pretty great, but by the time you get down to Guisarme-Voulge and Bohemian Ear-Spoon… well, let’s just say they’re not well-respected members of the team.

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♠ Tacenda ♠ - Part One

>>Part Two 

(A/N) This is a sequel series, to Metanoia. If you’re a complete new reader, then I shall welcome you! To chop it off and make it simple, you’re a girl member in BTS, but it’s way easier to read Metanoia first because there are stuff coming up in Tacenda that links to Metanoia (obviously).

This series is about drama and romance (in one way or another). I have decided to top it up a notch, and go a bit further. It might make you feel uncomfortable/confused, but to put it simple, a few of the things, is based off my own experience and research. If you don’t like it, then you are free to stop continuing to read it. I have listed the warnings of the types of subjects I will be jumping into through the series and it will be shown in each part as well. Before I have scared you away, the things I will mention, is not something I will go in full depth on but, it will be noticable and discussed. When you read this, I will have to ask you, to have an open mind about it. Everything comes in various of forms, which you are not used to but it still exists.

Enjoy our new journey together, and I’ll hope I can do well!♡

Warnings: (Winter) “Depression”, Anxiety, Stress, Self-harm, Body image.

The first 15 minutes of Neo Yokio
  • MOUTHS MOVE LIKE AN ABRIDGED SERIES OFF YOUTUBE????
  • there’s,,,, there’s a bachelor board in Times Square….. of all the eligible bachlors….. wtf why
  • Jaden Smith’s acting is almost as good as Spongebob’s Bubble Buddy
  • “We’re members of the magistocracy and you’re a magistocrat” motherfucker WHAT HE’S A WHAT
  • Honestly a realistically portrayal of someone’s first break up when you’re like 12 but the MC is 20
  • “She’s possessed? That sucks.”
  • “Now eat your tiramasu.” *DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC*
  • I’m gonna be real this is like one long and extended shitpost idea that got out of hand and they tried to make it serious but it’s still a shitpost 
  • “I AM NOT NEO RICHE” *blasts a fuckboy through half a dozen dressing rooms with his magic powers*
  • Neo Riche literally means “newly rich” as in someone who’s worked for their money like wtf that’s a great compliment why the fuck are they so up and scary about it
  • “We’re called Helenists you herb!” 
  • “Shall we get you a giant Toblerone? Chocolate always cheers you up.” “No Charles… I want to visit the grave.”
  • THE GRAVE WAS HIW OWN GRAVE WTF “You designed yourself a beautiful grave.” LAJREBFWELRGBL WHAT KINDA DIVA
  • “I’m tending my wife’s grave with her favorite perfume in the whole world.” “It’s not a very elegant perfume.”
  • “Maybe your wife’s spirit would be better settled with a younger perfume.” why is this shit criticizing an old man trying to memorialize his wife’s memory oh my GOD

I’m not even 15 minutes in and I want to die, be resurrected, and on the third day of my resurrection die again after trying to watch the second episode

Like, being in your 20’s and not having had sex before even though you want to isn’t a weird thing, it doesn’t mean you’re a member of some persecuted species, and going somewhere like r/incel will only make it worse by convincing yourself that you’re inherently hopeless and unloveable. It’s like where men’s unhealthy views of sexuality goes to ferment

keith: hey, lance

lance: yeah?

keith: you’re a valuable member of team voltron and you’re the best sharpshooter we have. you’re a talented pilot and i admire you a lot. you bring a lot to voltron, we wouldn’t be who we are without you.

lance: keith—

keith: even if you didn’t have anything to bring to the table skill wise, you’d be an irreplaceable part of team voltron anyway. for some reason you base your worth on you being the best, but you don’t have to be the best to be valuable to us. to me. this is stupid and cheesy but there’d be no one to replace you. ever.

lance: 

Exo Reaction: Grabbing Their Crotch Because You’re Horny & They’re Busy

Request: “Sf9 reaction to grabbing their crotch because you’re horny? Just the members who are not underage & can you do one for exo as well?”

“oh for the sf9 and exo request for grabbing their crotch when your horny, could you do it for when they are busy? i sent another separate request before this one if you want the reference to what i’m asking for”

Here’s the one for exo! Hope you enjoy :)

~Admin Cherry Bop :*


Xiumin

Originally posted by wyfs

Xiumin would put his hand over yours, but wouldn’t move your hand away. He would sigh and tell you that he’s busy. Then you pout, telling him that you were really horny, then pull your hand back. But Minseok would grab your hand and tell you that he’ll make an exception (honestly, he would have stopped what he was doing either way). He’d tell you that he liked how bold you were, and that it really turned him on. He’d also tell you that you should be that way more often. Expect him to grab your thigh or ass and take you right then and there.

Suho

Originally posted by biaswreckingyourlife

When you grab Suho’s crotch after he tells you that he’s busy, he’d immediately move away from your touch, and look at you like you were insane. When you tell him that you’re really horny, he’d try to keep his sternness, but then fails because he would get turned on after hearing those words coming from your mouth. You would see his facial expressions soften, and he would let out a sigh. So when you tell him that you could wait, he would say, “but I can’t.” And that’s when you could see his whole demeanor change, and dominant, frustrated Suho comes out. Before you know it, he’s on top of you and pins you down (he might feel the need to punish you).

Lay

Originally posted by xingslove

Lay would be busy and hard at work trying to set up his schedule for the following week, so when you sat next to him, he initially did not notice the way you were acting. You were trying to give him subtle signs that you were in the mood, but he wouldn’t even turn his head to you, and would reply with “mhmm” when you told him something. So when you decided to get his attention by grabbing his crotch, he definitely did not expect it, and he’d jump and turn his head slowly to face you (gif). Then he’d look down at his crotch and flinch from seeing your hand on his crotch. He’d ask you why you just grabbed him there, with widened eyes, stumbling on his words. When you told him that you were horny, he’d get quiet, a bit shocked about your boldness. He’d say something like “o-okay” but his nervousness would end and he’d put aside what he was working on and he would be working on you instead.

Baekhyun

Originally posted by kpoptrash-girl

Baekhyun would have already told you that he was busy once he saw you walk into the room, just to let you know ahead of time. But you needed him, and you were going to make sure he knew that. So when you grabbed his crotch, he would think that you were just teasing him, and he’d laugh. He’d jokingly tell you that he didn’t have time for your teasing, without looking at you, and he’d lightly slap your butt. But when you tell him that you were actually horny, his smile would go away, and his gaze would shoot right at you. He’d stumble on his words, and he’d ask if you were being serious. When you tells him yes, he would have forgotten about what he had to do and all his focus went to you. 

Chen

Originally posted by mydearchenchual

Chen would be busy practicing his singing, so when you grabbed his crotch, he would move back so fast with a little yelp. He’d look at you, shocked, but then a little smile would emerge from his face. Would ask you why you grabbed him like that, and when you tell him that you’re horny, he immediately gets turned on, and decides to take a little time off to cure your neediness.

“Well, I guess I can take a little break”

Would love to see you take control, because you grabbing his crotch to get what you wanted really turned him on.

Chanyeol

Originally posted by porkdo-bi

Gets flustered beyond belief, but absolutely loves it. He’d tell you that you were really cute and he did not expect that from you. When you ask him to take a little break from his work, he would not hesitate to say yes and asks you what you wanted to do. 

Depending on what you would say, he would most likely let you take over, but let’s say you tell him to fuck you– Chanyeol would die. His cheerful, funny persona would shift, and his eyes would get dark and lustful for you. In that case, expect him to take over, and you wouldn’t regret it.

D.O.

Originally posted by exomoodboards

When you grabbed Kyungsoo’s crotch, he’d move away from you awkwardly, not expecting that sudden contact. He would be at a loss for words, and he would not be able to get back to what he was doing. D.O would say something along the lines of “you distracted me from work” but he’d say it in a shy way, so it may seem like he was upset, but really it’s because he didn’t know what to say. So if you were going to leave, he’d grab your arm and he’d get really soft about it. 

“I needed to be distracted anyways” He’d still be a bit shy, but this time he wouldn’t seem withdrawn from it.

He’d look you up and down and lay back on the bed, now holding your hand, and pull you on top of him.

Kai

Originally posted by itjustcomesautomatic

Jongin was busy, but you were really in the mood. So when you grabbed his crotch, he was only a tiny bit shocked. Only because you did it out of no where. He’d dropped what he was doing because he would know that you were in the mood. Wouldn’t move your hand and would look up at you with a smirk (gif). 

“Fuck baby, when did you get so bold? And when I’m busy too. But I don’t mind…” Tells you that since you started it, you have to finish it, too. Would thrust up against your hand for more friction and tells you that you drive him insane. He would really like it when you’re like that more often.

He’d let you dominate him tbh

Sehun

Originally posted by fy-sexo-exo

Sehun was on his laptop, and once you sat beside him, he told you that he was busy and for you not to distract him. But you were in the mood and very needy, and you couldn’t help but try to change his mind. When he sees that you scooted closer to him, he would get where things were going and got the message. But being Sehun, he would continue working just to mess with you. Then you would sit up and blow on his neck, and he would move away, just a little, pretending to be too busy to focus on you. You could tell he was messing with you because he would smirk and wouldn’t move a lot away. So you grabbed his crotch, and he’d say something like, “I saw that coming, you know” and he’d tease you, saying that you always bother him (tbh, he wouldn’t move your hand and he’d be a bit hard from your neediness). However, in a split second, he would put his laptop aside and he’d grab you and place you on top of him.


  • *the losers playing a trivia game*
  • beverly: they were really popular in the 90s, they have five members, they're english based, they're super rock, their debut single--
  • mike: come on ben, you got this! you're an expert!
  • ben: um um um um... *sweats nervously* the spice girls!
  • mike:
  • the losers:
  • beverly:
  • beverly: it was radiohead. i said rock, ben.
  • ben: i panicked!
Know what is beautifu?

You show the final boss battle in Vendetta to your mother, and when the elevator opens up she screams: LEON?!?!?!

and gets all emotional over it. Then she looks at you smiling and says: “Wow, you were only 9 by then (When my father brought home RE4)… Now you are finishing University. Your father would be so proud. I know me and Leon are”

Yes, mom. I wish my father could have seen that too…

My father was a HUGE Leon fanboy.

RPG Maker Fever Returns

Warning:This article may contain spoilers and the content inappropriate for children…or may not contain.But get the children away from the screen just in case.

Guess who’s baaaack?It’s a Bird? It’s a Plane?it’s maskedpeach the RMK-maniac!Heh,I’ve finally played enough RPG Maker games to make a new part of my RPG Maker Fever.There isn’t much horror games this time,but RPG maker games aren’t about horror only,right?

1.Dreaming Mary

Dreaming Mary is one of those “not-what-it-seems” games.,where beneath the sweet dreams lies the nightmare.Story in this game is somewhat bland,but it doesn’t matter much.‘coz the things that make this game really enjoyable are outstanding visuals and very good sountrack,which helps you to fully dive into that unusual dream world.Btw,it’s actually the first game for a long time,which creeped me out with its Sweet Dreams-gameover.

2.LiEat

One of my personal favourites among the new RPG-maker games.This is a short story-oriented adventure game made by the same author as Alice mare.There’s some battles in turn-based RPG manner,but they’re all very simple.The game’s story lacks of originality,but still fun to follow thanks to bright well-developed characters,stylish illustrations and great soundtrack,which unlike Alice mare’s is fully original.

3.LiEat 2

The second game in the series is pretty much the same as first.Story in my opinion is more interesting than the first game’s one,but still I suggest you to play the both in the order,because LiEat is planned as trilogy,so their stories are connected and some things may be unclear,if you play only the second one.Overall both parts are nice and comfy games,which is good if you need to play something relaxing.

4.LiEat 3

If two previous games were pretty similliar,the third one is quite different from both of them,the game’ve become more challenging.Unlike first two games,LiEat 3 has a lot of puzzles(simple,but still tricky and fun) and fighting lies and leveling up this time actually affects the ending.The story is interesting,characters are good(especially a new police officer Iris),dialogues are well-written.Overall it’s a very decent conclusion of the trilogy,so if you haven’t played the first two games-now you can play all three and watch the story through the end.

5.Re;member

I’ve already written the full review on this game some time ago,so I’ll make it short.Pros:Interesting puzzles,beautiful illustrations,neat atmosphere,touching bittersweet story.Cons:Poorly written,long-pacing dialogues,huge and uninspiring maps.If you’re the fan of RPG Horrors,I recommend to give this game a try,since it’s a quality horror adventure game.Maybe somewhat flawed,but still very enjoyable.

6.Pom gets Wi-Fi

This a game is one of those WTF-games I really enjoy.The first weird thing about this game,that all characters are dogs.And the main heroine is the weirdest among them-where else you’ll see a pomeranian who likes to seat in social networks and represents a walking image of forum troll?This game has cute unique visuals and good humor.To someone jokes may seem rude,but personally I laughted my lungs out.The only bad thing in this game is slow-pacing,easy battles,but there’s very little of them.

7.Dear Red

Dear Red turned out being a nice surprise for me.I thought it would be something like Hello?Hell…o?-welll,technically it is-this game is extremely short and has many endings.But that’s where the good thing lies-from all those endings(they depend on your decisions during the game) the whole story consists.Every time you get different ending you discover more curious plot-details.So I recommend to spend 20 minutes of your life to play this game-it’s worth it.

8.Densha

This one of don’t-judge-by-appearance games.Don’t get fooled by it’s simple looks-it’s a very interesting and deep puzzle-adventure with outstanding opening and ending credits.Puzzles in this game are well-constructed and follows pretty simple logic,so you can handle them without a guide.Additionaly I want to praise the music,which helps to create the unique nostalgic retro-atmosphere and makes the game more enjoyable.

9.Skinwalker\The Visitor

I’ve decided to combine both these games in one mini-review,'coz they’re both by the same author and have pretty similliar conception.In both games you listen a story,solving puzzles time to time in order to proceed.Skinwalker is more story-oriented and reminds something beetween old text adventures and old horror B-movies,while The Visitor is closer to common RPG-horrors like Majo no Ie or Paranoiac for example.Both games are perfect if you want a short horror game to play with lights off and headphones on.Additionally I want to praise Skinwalker’s creepy and detailed illustrations and The Visitor’s storyteller-granny Agatha(infernal grannies rules!).

10.Infectious Nightmare

Infectious Nightmare is very much common RPG-horror.another story about amnesiac girl with extremely easy and uninspiring puzzles and poor mapping.But it’s still worth a playthrough,'coz it has pretty decent story and a very nice true ending.This game isn’t bad,it’s just no different from others in any way.

11.Monster Love Party

Monster Love Party(I’ve just noticed that it can be abbreviated as MLP-oh,God!) is a short and pretty typical Halloween-story.The game has well-drawn illustrations and mapping(but there’s one upleasant thing about it-sometimes you can easily stuck in decorations-so be careful) and nice logical puzzles,so if you have 30 minutes to spare-you can give this game a try.