- Bpd: Ok so you're gonna be the most loving person ever, like no one can love anyone as much as you can.
- Me: Okay sounds good so far
- Bpd: In fact you'll fall in love really easily and then that person will be your whole world, nothing will compare to them, they'll be perfect to you and you'll devote every waking second to them.
- Me: um....
- Bpd: But no matter what they do or say you'll never believe that they love you as much as you love them because who could love a piece of shit like you 😌
- Me: Wait what?