Out of everyone in the shedherps, who is the worst person to give caffeine to?
“Nowi. Without a doubt, Nowi. Good visitor, I believe you may know what happens when you give a child even a smidgen of caffeine, correct? They become an unstoppable dynamo. A veritable bundle of jumping, screaming energy. Well, substitute the child with a tiny woman who can transform into a dragon at will. What you get if you’re smart is an earful of questions asked faster than you can process and several demands to play leapfrog. Of course, this implies that you confiscate her Dragonstone first. If you don’t, well…”
“Gaius made the mistake of making a bit too much espresso one morning, and left the pot out in the mess hall. When Nowi discovered it, she must have thought it to be tea or regular coffee as she promptly guzzled the whole thing down. What followed was a 6-hour rampage. Mountains were shook, much of a nearby forest was razed, Virion ended up at the bottom of a well, and the skies echoed with the most hysterical bout of giggles anyone has ever heard. And when the caffeine wore off? Well, Nowi fell asleep… mid-flight… I believe the term ‘crashing’ has never been so appropriate.”
“My point, good visitor, is that Nowi mustn’t ever be allowed to have more than a cup of tea’s worth of caffeine. The results are quite frankly more than any of us can handle…”