rayon blends

A SkyMall Exit Interview

Kira Garcia imagines a series of questions:

How would you characterize the company culture at SkyMall? Choose the product that best represents your experience.

1. Jane Seymour’s Vaguely Christian™ Inspirational Rayon-Blend Scarf Collection

2. The Safety-First Easy-­Open Fire-Escape Parachute for Small Pets™

3. The Tidy Tush No­-Show Potty Panty™

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