rayman 4

LET’S CHECK OUT RAYMAN 4 YO

CHECK OUT HJOW MANY MOTHER FUCKIN POWERS RAYMAN WOULD’VE HAD SURE SOME OF THEM SEEM USELESS AND REDUNDANT BUT WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THAT

THIS PROLLY WOULD’VE BEEN THE FUCKIN HUB WORLD MAN LOOK AT THAT SHIT LOOK AT HAOW CREATIVE AND PRETTY IT IS JESUS CHRIST

LOOK AT AL THOSE TEENSIES AND GLUTES RAVING THE MOTHEFUCKIN NIGHT AWAY THIS IS SO FUCKIN BEAAIUTIFUL I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY

LOOK AT THE MOTHER FUCKIN RAYMAN SUB MAN HE REALLY LIKES TO FUCKIN PUT HIS FACE ON SHIT HUH ALSO ALL THAT GROSS BIOLOGICAL STUFF IS COOL

I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE BUT IT STILL LOOKS FUCKING COOL AND FUN

DARK RAYMAN WOULD’VE BEEN THE MOTHER FUCKIN BAD GUY LOOK AT THAT MOTHER FUCKER HE BUILT STATUES OF HIMSELF BRETAHING FIRE HOW COOL IS THAT

IN OTHER WORDS WHY THE FUCK WASN’T THIS FUCKING GAME MADE JESUS CHRIST

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I haven’t drawn in a few days, so I started scribbling characters I want to vote for in Smash 4. I know some make no sense, but in my defense shut up.

Top 10 Ubisoft Girls

I normally don’t do countdown things but here we go

10. Green Lip Lady from Green Lip Lady Game (i dunno what its called)

What game is she even from again? Am I having a fever dream cuz I don’t remember this girl or this game existing. I see people saying how she’s a strong female lead and that the game she’s from is amazing or something stupid like that but I swear this game just doesn’t exist. Next!

9. Queen Teensy from Rayman Origins

What the fuck would this list be without her? She’s just such an important and pivotal character in the Rayman Origins plot that she deserves the spot.

8. Red Hair Girl from some other game I don’t remember the name of

I don’t know who the hell this is please help me

7. Barbara from Rayman Legends

6. Aurora from Rayman Legends

5. Ursula from Rayman Legends

4. Selena from Rayman Legends

3. Avelina from Rayman Legends

2. Granny from Rayman Origins

and last but not least, #1 is…

Betilla from Rayman 1

I’ve reinstalled and played the original Rayman: Raving Rabbids. 

….And honestly, I kinda liked it when it came out, and I still think it’s not too much of a terrible game….
I hate that these dang rabbits became way too popular and killed off the franchise by getting their own games, but the first one was just some kind of silly spin-off with silly minigames and a silly (kind of a) story, with Rayman still being the protagonist. Probably should have stayed that way. 
Maybe we would have had a chance to get Rayman 4…

I forgot to upload this yesterday but- aaah! I finally got it!

    The Rayman Legends book (included only in the limited edition) contains 45 unseen concept arts. Some, like the mansion, were already known, but 90% of the artworks were never seen before, and are quite different from the game we know today. The ennemies looked completly different!

For example, I believe that before the Toads and the Armored Toad, the enemies of the first world were Barbarian-alike people. …Which could probably explain why Barbara is also a barbarian?

Needless to say, these said artworks look gorgeous.

    For the story book itself, it’s smaller than I expected, but it still contains around 200 pages full of infos and -mostly already seen- artworks!

It’s full full FULL of text and infos concerning the different games. Knowing some of you ordered the french book, you’ll probably have some trouble understanding what’s going on. But if you are interested in a certain page, I can gladly try to translate it for you!

I’ll give a brief description of how it’s sorted.

  • Two pages with a commentary of Michel Ancel, then the author of the book himself, Michaël Guarné
  • Chapter 1: The time before Rayman (a small biography of Michel Ancel before he came up with Rayman)
  • Chapter 2: Rayman, a human and technical project
  • Chapter 3: Rayman 2 : The Great Escape, or the 3D challenge.
  • Chaper 4: Rayman 3 : Hoodlums Havoc, a Rayman without Michel Ancel
  • Chapter 5: Rayman Raving Rabbids - Yes, Wii can!
  • Chapter 6: Rayman Origins - The comeback to the origins
  • Chapter 7: Rayman Jungle Run: The Ubiart Framework in the palm of the hand.
  • Chapter 8: Rayman Legends - The Ancel Rock Festival keeps going!
  • Chapter 9: The Raymania (a sum-up of all Rayman games and cameos)
  • Chapter 10: The world of Rayman (a chapter about the glade of dreams and with a small sum-up of the main characters/villains of the series).
  • Chapter 11: The future of Rayman?
  • Conclusion: Rayman’s fans

Now I need to start revising for tomorrow’s exam, so that’s all I can say for now (I didn’t have the time to properly read it so far) but I’ll keep you informed if I fall on interesting infos.

EDIT: The author kindly asked to not scan the pages of the book. To respect his work and the work of the editors, I won’t do so. Still, I’ll share some infos from the text if you are interested. For the images theirselves, I can only advise you to buy the book. Really, it’s worth it and it pays Mr. Guarné’s hard work! :)