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Archer:  ‘Cause you’re just wearing it to piss me off!

Gillette: Is it working?

Archer: YES! So take it off; We look totally gay.

Gillette: I am gay.

Archer: Well, I’m not!

Gillette: Then why are you wearing that turtleneck?

Archer: (pulls out handgun) Take it off!!

Gillette: (laughingly raises MP40) You better put that back in your purse.

“El Secuestro” - S03Ep10                                                      


The More You Know Because of Archer: Rat Patrol

Archer: Rat Patrol! God, that was killing me. So, yeah, these exact same jeeps, but only with 50 cal. machine guns on the back and the Rat Patrol just tore ass all over North Africa hassling Rommel. (Eats peach slice) How did you never see that show?

Gillette: I was probably here digging this goddamn jeep outta this goddamned sand!

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Rat Patrol was shown from 1966-1968 on ABC. The show follows the exploits of four Allied soldiers — three Americans and one Englishman — who are part of a long-range desert patrol group in the North Arican Campan during WWII. Their mission: “to attack, harass and wreak havoc on Field Marshall Rommel’s vaunted Afrika Korps”. source

“Once Bitten” - S04E06                    #The More You Know Because of Archer