• -meanwhile, what you're not seeing on monday night raw-
  • dean ambrose:*uses his one police phone call on roman*
  • dean ambrose:bro
  • dean ambrose:bro listen
  • dean ambrose:i may or may not be in jail right now
  • roman reigns:
  • roman reigns:you got arrested
  • roman reigns:on my birthday
  • dean ambrose:BRO HELP
WWE's Zack Ryder logic

Vince: “ Who the hell cares about Zack Ryder? He’s not important. ”

*Raw goes to Long Island*

Vince: “ ZACK GET OUT THERE! NOW! WE NEED YOU!”

Zack: “ I thought you said I wasn’t important? ”

Vince: “Lol, when did I say that?”

Zack: 😒

since today is roman’s birthday please consider the following

  • dean baking a cake for roman with generic pillsbury mix from the local publix and claiming he made it from scratch just for the occasion
  • dean ‘lovingly’ proceeding to shove said cake in roman’s face after roman points out that he can see the box in the kitchen