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But Levi and Eren as Actors...and everyone is shipping them irl and their characters because of the bloopers
  • <p> <b>Levi:</b> We have to follow him *turns around* it's the onl- Jesus fuck!<p/><b>Eren:</b> *laughing his ass off*<p/><b>Levi:</b> *starts fanning himself with the script* Why must Eren be shirtless this scene?<p/><b>Director (Erwin):</b> To make the fangirls tremble.<p/><b>Levi:</b> It's making me tremble! God damn!<p/><b></b> ------<p/><b>Eren:</b> We've gotta sha- shalalalala Fuck.<p/><b>Levi:</b> shalalalala?<p/><b>Eren:</b> SHUT UP!<p/><b></b> ------<p/><b>Levi:</b> *walks in*<p/><b>Levi:</b> *pauses*<p/><b>Levi:</b> ......<p/><b>Levi:</b> What's my line?<p/><b>Eren:</b> *snorts*<p/><b></b> ------<p/><b>Levi:</b> We have to find Mikas-<p/><b>Eren:</b> *Accidentally steps on a balloon and pops it*<p/><b>Levi:</b> SWEET FUCKING JESUS MOTHER OF SHIT *collapses to the floor*<p/><b>Hanji and Erwin:</b> *muffled laughter off camera*<p/></p>
  • Levi: you're 15 right?
  • Eren: yeah.
  • Levi: i get it now.
  • Eren: get what?
  • Hange: why's he out?
  • Levi: he's at "that age"
  • Hange: i get it now.
  • Zackly: what happened?
  • Hange: Eren's at "that age"
  • Zackly: i get it now.
Math class like...
  • Friend: do you have the equation?
  • Me: i do.
  • Friend: what is it?
  • Me: (Levi + Jean) x (murder × psychological trauma) - 10 months of sleep = Killing Stalking
  • Friend [donw with my shit]: really?
  • Me: the basement.
But Kindergarten Eren and Levi

Take a nap together but Eren wakes up first. So he goes downstairs for orange juice and hears his mom talking about a TV show. “Yeah Kuchel, so now she’s pregnant because she slept with him and they have to run away together because they’re too young for children…” And Eren gasps and runs upstairs because he took a nap with Levi which means they slept together. So Eren wakes up Levi and convinces the 5 year old that he’s pregnant and they have to run away together. 5 minutes later Carla and Kuchel see them walking out the front door with backpacks full of candy and toys (And clothes packed secretly by Levi) Then after they explain what happened Levi tries to be a good husband, proud face and all he says: “I’ll take cawe of Ewen I pwomise. I ll buy him lotsa candy after I get a job, an’ I’ll take cawe of da baby wif him!” And tiny Eren is just so impressed with his brave little husband. A Carla and Kuchel have to explain that “No Eren you cannot have a baby with Levi you are both boys.” Until the boys agree not to run away. Around the corner Kenny recorded the entire thing because this is fucking adorable.

Originally posted by a-typical-otaku

A Choice with no Regrets and Eruri in a Nutshell.

I swear that I still can’t understand the Eruri shippers.

Ok First of all the reason why Levi joined the recon corps was to kill Erwin Smith, TO KILL, not to snuggle, not to smooch each other, not to check him out, but to kill him.

Other reason was to have a happy life outside of the drained where he and his beloved friends isabel and Farlan lived and wanted desperately to leave. (Is that a Crime?)

I don’t think the Levi will forgive or forget Erwin and Mike for pushing him against a filthy water the first time they meet each other. (Remember that he have an ost with cleanliness)

A Friendly Reminder that Erwin used to have a girlfriend before that he loved named Marie, which it means that Erwin isn’t gay.

Erwin selfishly, egotistically carried the papers of Loboff with himself, even knewing that Levi was behind them to break free with his friends, using Levi the whole time.

They told Levi’s friends to not move from the castle but Erwin also knew how reckless they were, so he should’ve anticipated that.

Erwin never told to Levi that he was carrying the Loboff papers before the mission, causing that Levi risk his own life looking to kill him, and the death of his beloved friends.

The pride of the Ackerman’s and the reason of their hunting and barely extinction is because they protect the persons they love with their great strenght and power, so imagine how broken the pride of Levi could’ve be carrying the guilt that he couldn’t protect his beloved friends.

Levi decided to stay in the Recon Corps because Erwin make him realized that his childish attitude could be the end of him.

You know why Levi have a deep trust in Erwin? Because he lost the trust of himself.

He don’t regret the choice he make to stay in the Recon Corps because with his skills and power he can help to prevent the death of more innocent people. (Since that you know that he hate unecessary deaths)

SNK characters as things my father has said.

Eren: “No man, I’m serious! There were no walls!”

Jean: *hits me with a hard stuffed Bunny* “Don’t be a whimp.”
*hits himself with it*
“Ow, that shit hurts!”

Erwin: “you’re in college! Cover your damn books!”

Connie: “Wait, what? Madagascar is a real country?”
Bonus- “Egypt is not in Africa!… Is it?”

Sasha: “Don’t be stupid, that’s your brother’s job.”

Levi: “I’ve never met a kid who cries about eating ice cream.”

Mikasa: “Have you seen my gun? I lost it about a week ago.”

Armin: “I know a lot of usless information, Don’t I?”

Hanji: “I swear, I’m going to sell you kids and just buy more dogs.”

~Zari