raves

hey if ur gonna experiment with drugs

because there are a lot of idiots in my school who have no idea what they’re doing

• do a lot of research on the drug you’re gonna do
• stay the FUCK away from meth and heroin, seriously
• if it’s a pill, look up the identification number on it to make sure it’s the drug you think it is
• do not mix hard drugs with alcohol, especially benzodiazepines (ie xanax, klonapin, valium, ativan)
• don’t do it for the first time alone
• if the paramedics end up getting involved, don’t lie to them, you won’t be arrested they are there to help keep you safe and alive
• don’t take any drug you aren’t completely sure about taking
• again, stay the fuck away from meth and heroin.
•if you are injecting something, use new, sterile needles and alcohol wipes.

So I went to my first rave tonight!  I was expecting to see lots of weird things - candy necklaces, grown adults using pacifiers, the dropping of crazy sick beats.  But nothing could prepare me for what I saw in that warehouse - A TEENAGER SPLIT APART INTO TWO KIDS!!!

There’s only one explanation - Steven and his friend were hiding in a specially fabricated bodysuit built by the Illuminati for the purposes of international espionage!

You might have heard of it before under the official name: Project L.I.L. R.A.S.C.A.L. 

Local Illuminati's Latest Really Attractive Spy Concealing Approximated Life-form

It’s a shame because I was totally gonna go ask them to dance… you know, until I learned it was Steven and his friend.