Ravenclaw, concerned: Your diet is a mess. When was the last time you ate a carrot?

Hufflepuff: Well it’s my least favourite type of cake so probably a few days ago?? I’m not sure.

Inter-House Friendships #2
  • Ravenclaw: *laying on the floor having an existential crisis*
  • Hufflepuff: *quietly lays next to them*
  • Slytherin: *shakes head in defeat and sits next to the other two*
  • Gryffindor: *lays entire body on top of Ravenclaw*

Ravenclaw: The human body is 70% water. So we are basically just cucumbers with anxiety.

Slytherin: Excuse me, with the amount of salt and alcohol I consume, I’m more like an anxiety pickle.

Inter-House Couples

Gryffindor/Hufflepuff: Lots of cuddling by the fire. Playful competitions. Singing theatre duets together in the shower. Chilling with messy hair and old pajamas and not caring. Netflix binges. Very fluffy. Share clothes. Lots of little butterfly kisses.

Gryffindor/Ravenclaw: Does lots of things For Science! Movie nights, especially old films. Can talk about any topic for hours on end. Hiking together. Do crosswords together. End up in the hospital wing a lot for trying to invent new spells. Very sassy.

Gryffindor/Slytherin: DAMN. Acts like the perfect couple in public to make everyone jealous, but argue about chicken nuggets when alone. Still perfect though. Matching tattoos. Concert dates. Sneak out of class to hang out in the forest. 

Slytherin/Hufflepuff: Playful FIGHT ME’s. Sending each other memes randomly throughout the day. Cry together. A lot. Fall asleep on each other on the train. Teasing. Sneaking into the kitchen in the middle of the night. Deep, 2am sleepover conversations. Lots of PDA.

Slytherin/Ravenclaw: Holy Power Couple. Matching outfits. Fancy ass dinners at fancy ass places, or Taco Bell. No middle ground. Random fact competitions. Won’t tell each other their Tumblr URLs. Dye their hair crazy colours without telling anyone. Piggy back rides!!

Ravenclaw/Hufflepuff: Reading together. Baking cookies at 2am. Super supportive 24/7. Probably vlog together. Artsy Instagram selfies. Puns. Oh god, the puns. Write poetry/songs for each other. One does the other’s hair while studying. Hand holding is a must.

The houses as shit I’ve said

Gryffindor: “People say I’m brave for doing things but the reality is I’m just stupid enough to do stuff.”

Slytherin: “Fighting physically is dumb, why not just find out their secrets and blackmail them?”

Hufflepuff: “I wish I could own 10 dogs and have a therapy group with people while they pet them, that’d be nice.”

Ravenclaw: “I studied until 1 for this test so if I don’t pass I will genuinely contemplate suicide.”

The Houses based on my friends

• “Hey guys look what I can do”
• dances and sings a lot unconsciously
• has weird hairstyles
• mood swings
• leaves essays until the night before
• mega ultra super nerd

• finds really stupid things funny
• spends lots of time on social media
• says please and thank you all the time
• loves pillows
• amazing eyebrows
• uses a candy wrapper for bookmark

• wears bows in hair everyday
• physically cannot be angry
• tries to scare everyone and fails
• very affectionate
• walks on tip-toes
• blushes uncontrollably 24/7

• salty af 100% of the time
• swears every other word
• killer fashion sense
• carries dog around like a baby
• really contagious laughter
• will challenge anyone at anything

I’m quiet because...

Hufflepuff: strength doesn’t require being loud

Gryffindor: my actions speak 

Slytherin: I don’t owe you a response

Ravenclaw: I think too much to tell you everything

Aesthetics for the Houses

Gryffindor: Sucking on sugar cubes, giggling behind your hand, long car rides with friends, opening windows to let in fresh air, running barefoot through grass, burning your tongue on food that was too hot, the view from tall buildings, the sun warming your skin, doorbells, summer camp, fierce eyeliner and bold lipstick, deep v-necks accessorized with a flirty smile, rough hands and soft hearts, brightly colored cocktails, laughing too hard at a dumb joke, crumpling up paper and throwing it into a trashcan across the room, card games, letting your hair down, opening doors, and skinny dipping.

Ravenclaw: Waking up late on a rainy day, warm coffee on a cold morning, scrunched eyebrows, color-coding everything, bags under your eyes, passing notes to your friends, long fingernails, jumping in puddles, charm bracelets, comfortable silences, orchestras, velvet ribbons, french braids, dark eyelashes, chewing ice cubes, train rides, staring out the window, curling up with a pet, being alone in the forest, the smell of the earth after it rains, staying up late to watch the stars, rearranging your room, biting your tongue, painting your toes different shades, cold glasses, chokers, watching a play, musical compositions, roman numerals, doodling on your hand, and mirrors.

Hufflepuff: Skirts that flow behind you, eyes that sparkle in the light, tea, picking flowers for your mom, laughing so hard you can’t catch your breath, denim shorts and crop tops, forts made out of sheets, pixie cuts, scrunching up your nose, rosy cheeks, freckles across your nose, bohemian tapestries on walls, dancing around the room with friends, apartments with brick walls in the city, sleeping by huge windows, drinking alcohol on rooftops, shirts rolled to the elbows, cute buns, birds sitting on telephone wires, fogged up glass, strumming a guitar, smiling so much that your cheekbones ache, climbing tall trees, contagious laughter, Polaroid pictures, and mosaics with colored glass.

Slytherin: Raising one eyebrow, martinis, marble statues, soft fur blankets on leather couches, tapping your fingernails against a hard surface, perfectly winged eyeliner, sly smirks, champagne flutes, pencil skirts, footprints in fresh snow, tree houses, wandering around the city at night, quotes that describe you perfectly, black and white photography, french perfume, black silk, lingerie, combing wet hair, proving people wrong, shopping with your best friends, mint leaves, keeping a diary, silver rings, staying up all night, black coffee, hand mirrors, little black dresses, pine trees, vanilla scented candles, mascara, stone walls, leather jackets and red lipstick, wine corks, and photo albums.

Finished with the trio

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The Houses as Friends I’ve had

Hufflepuff : Suuuuuuuuper cute, only wears bright yellow Doc Martens, would whisper ‘I’m so gay’ to herself, can’t listen to musicals without acting out the full scene, cried because someone had a really pretty voice, cried because she watched ‘In A Heartbeat’, she just cried a lot - girl must’ve been really hydrated, give her a cuppa and she’ll act like you just named your firstborn after her, liked to swear, honestly just needs a wife and some Kleenex

Slytherin : boldest hair ever, has the death glare down to a t, would call people stupid a bit too loudly, sexual innuendos come too easily for her (pun intended), goes really mushy for kittens, refuses to wear pink, ‘I was a strong independent woman until Destiel happened’, would whine if you told her not to fight someone, needs a moral compass installed

Gryffindor : gets really loud really fast, would fight anyone who insults their favourite Disney character, notorious cry-baby but would honestly bare-knuckle fight someone if they insulted their family, sings out of tune, ‘I know you’re sad, but would watching RuPaul’s Drag Race make you feel better?’, refuses to fix her lipstick, needs both a medal and a chill-pill 

Ravenclaw : only uses fairy-lights and never the actual room light, always has a flask of tea, usually seen with paint on her sleeves, likes children but doesn’t have the patience for one, tried to be a hipster but was too embarrassed, draws ‘tattoos’ on her arms with eyeliner, writes fanfiction on the bus, buys DVDs without having seen the film, needs a hug (doesn’t want one)

Gryffindor: You should stop feeding me dinosaur shaped chicken.
Mom: But you love your dinosaur chicken.
Gryffindor: Yeah. When I was eight.
Ravenclaw: We are men now Mrs. Gryffindor.
Hufflepuff and Slytherin: *playing with dinosaur chicken* Rawr rawr rawr rawr!

Ravenclaw: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.

Slytherin: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at three in the morning to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.