ravels

Why Cage is just like Bach
  • Bach- Is Bach
  • Handel- A more religious Bach
  • Mozart- A cuter younger Handel
  • Beethoven- An angsty Mozart
  • Chopin- A less angsty Beethoven
  • Tchaikovsky- Chopin plus Orchestra
  • Debussy- A relaxed Tchaikovsky
  • Ravel- Debussy plus Jazz
  • Gershwin- Ravel plus even more jazz
  • Joplin- Gershwin plus more America
  • Stravinsky- Joplin plus atonal
  • Ives- Stravinsky plus more messed up music
  • Cage- Ives minus the music
  • calla: *reads ronan's mind*
  • ronan: adam parrish adam parrish adam parrish adam parrish adam parrish adam parrish adam parrish adam parrish adam parrish adam parrish adam parrish adam parrish adam parrish adam parrish adam parrish adam parrish adam parrish adam par
  • calla: what the fuck

I hope Donald Trump is allowed uninhibited access to Twitter after the inauguration. It’s a blessing in disguise - the pressures of presidency will ravel the already sparse threads of his composure. Eventually he’ll reveal the full extent of his instability and there won’t be any amount of backtracking to hide the fact that he reveals a state secret or calls for an assassination… and if there is any justice left in America, it will not stand.

  • Ravel: We all know that I cannot spend as much money on ads as my opponent, but I printed out 10,000 “Don’t” stickers and 10,000 question mark stickers.
  • Ghastly: Why don’t you just put the “don’t” in front of “vote Ravel”?
  • Ravel: …Yep, that makes more sense.
  • Valkyrie: Can I have these question mark stickers?
  • Ravel: Why?
  • Valkyrie: I want to put them on stop signs.
  • Ravel: Valkyrie, no!
The Signs As Classical Composers
  • Aries: Shostakovitch
  • Taurus: Beethoven
  • Gemini: Mozart
  • Cancer: Ravel
  • Leo: Vivaldi
  • Virgo: Bach
  • Libra: Tchaikovsky
  • Scorpio: Stravinsky
  • Sagittarius: Handel
  • Capricorn: Verdi
  • Aquarius: Schubert
  • Pisces: Rachmaninoff