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artemisia-queenofhalicarnassus  asked:

I'm dating a cute girl now. bela legosi, Raul Julia, Natasha negonlise. pull out every seed in a pomegranate or drink a bottle of champagne in one go? What newspaper do you work for-my mom might know it? She's adorable and talking to her is...exhilerating. How do I get better at complimenting people?

Oh… my……. D A M N. I hope this girl knows what a catch she’s landed, because goddamn goddamn godDAMN. 

MARRY NATASHA NEGONLISE NO QUESTION. Fuck a young Bela Lugosi because ddddaaaammnnnnnn. And kill Raul Julia but only as Gomez because he needs to be able to walk it off.

Take out every seed in a pomegranate and then deposit them directly in my face mouth like God intended.

haha your mom definitely knows what paper I work for, but I don’t really wanna slam my place of work right out where anyone can find it (and out where our activity monitors could pick it up) so I’ll pm you.

I’m dying I’m dying, you need to tell me ALL ABOUT THIS GIRL, does she fuzz your head???

And dude, buddy, my guy. You’re already killer at complimenting people. One of the best compliments I have ever gotten was when you told me you’d lick my shoulder blades. Also, I am extremely bad at complimenting people. Just like… tell them stuff you like?? I tell people when bits of their outfits are good.

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Gomez and Morticia, Eternal Love.

Envious. ƈ  ͡ (ुŏ̥̥̥̥ ‸ ŏ̥̥̥̥) ु

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favorite on-screen couples: gomez & morticia, the addams family and addams family values

― just think, someday we’ll be buried here. side by side, six feet under in matching coffins. our lifeless bodies rotting together for all eternity.