rating: nc-17

he brings the sun (to its knees)

Pairing: Yoongi/Jimin
Author: dreampvck
Genre: College!AU, Texting, Friends with Benefits!AU, Neighbours!AU
Rating: NC-17
d-boy: i just met the cutest fuckin guy
princess jin: and ???
joonie: how is this… an issue…
d-boy: and i knocked him to the floor
d-boy: and swore at him
d-boy: plus
d-boy: im p sure he was on his way home after dicking someone down so
d-boy: he’s probably taken

alternatively: college au where jimin is yoongi’s next-door-neighbour’s fuck-buddy, and yoongi can’t keep his eyes (or his hands) to himself.

Admin’s Notes: Okay so I love this fic and wait for updates every single day.(that’s an exaggeration but u get me.) The characterisation of everyone is really good. It is probably one of the only fics I’ve read that has realistic feelings towards third-wheeling. Yoongi is a swell guy and he deserves the world in this fic. honestly everyone is so nice in this fic so I know it’s headed for angst town but I love it anyway.

Link: AO3

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-admin bex

Hung Like a Horntail

Oneshot | NC-17 | 2.300

Smut | Humour | Post-Howarts

Draco’s become a bit obsessed with Harry’s sizable package. It’s a little distracting. Even more so when it’s up your arse.


I think I stopped 48 times while reading this and it’s only 2.3k. Either because I had to laugh my ass off, because I blushed so much I need to look away for a moment or both. Definitely a lot of both. But what I love most about this is that Draco is so wonderfully sarcastic, but still 125% distracted “because of Potter’s big dick”. Enjoy *eyebrow wiggle*

A Life Less Ordinary by Jebiwonkenobi

It takes a few years but eventually they manage to agree on something; Derek Hale is an asshole, and Stiles Stilinski is in love with him.

Burn by night by thebrotherswinchester

Sheriff Stilinski has been kidnapped by Alpha werewolves. As bait. For his own son.

Cupboard Love by mklutz

He’s carefully balancing the sandwiches and the two biggest tupperware containers he could find that both had functioning lids when the front door opens and he almost drops everything right there in front of the stupid fountain.

If that’s Derek Hale, he’s definitely not a mountain man.

Daddy’s Do’s by apocryphal

“Hi Mr. Stilinski!” Lydia said pertly. “My name’s Lydia, and this is my daddy. His name is Derek Andrew Hale and he watches all of your videos on YouTube a lot, but he still can’t braid.”

[Stiles is a celebrity YouTube hairstylist. Derek may or may not have a crush. Lydia just wants a French braid for school picture day.]

Everything’s Better Under the Sea by tryslora

Everything changes when Derek goes under while surfing, hits his head on a board, and sees a man with a tail swimming away. He wants to know who that was, and what it has to do with Beacon Hills, the one place he never meant to come back to.

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blue flame special

Pairing: Hoseok/Jungkook
Author: nonheather
Genre: Post-Break up!au, Past relationships, First Love!AU, First Heartbreak!AU, Enemies to Friends to Lovers!AU, Dark Humour
Rating: NC-17
Summary: hoseok just got dumped and now a clearly under aged bartender is refusing to serve him a much needed round of shots.

(“can you do this teenage angst thing some other time? my ex just walked in with his new boyfriend and i could really use some liquid cowardice.”

the kid narrows his eyes in the direction hoseok had nodded toward. “seokjin hyung’s your ex?”)

hoseok nods. “you know him?”

“yeah,” jeongguk glares at hoseok and begins stepping away, definitely refusing to serve him any drink at all. “he dumped me for you.”)

Admin’s Notes: ok hear me out. I usually don’t read this ship, but it interested me so much so on a whim I read the first chapter. I am hooked. Everything is so angst and makes me angry but on the other hand it is so realistic and beautiful - like I’ve never read a fic that shows how awkward it to meet your ex’s ex. The characterisation of jungkook and hoseok is incredible and for someone who bias seokjin I thought it would be very hard to be angry at him, in this fic he pisses me off. honestly this fic is so beautifully set out and paced, it’s 30/10 and a must read. 

Link: AO3

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-admin bex

[AO3] Something So Familiar

Title: Something So Familiar
Author: TRASHCAKE for baekbitfest
Pairing: Baekhyun/Kai, Baekhyun/D.O, Xiumin/Baekhyun, Lay/Baekhyun, Baekhyun/??? (Secret Endgame pairing)
Status: Complete
Length: Short Story
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Romance, Comedy, Dating Sim!AU
Warnings: Teacher/Student relationship, rimming

Summary: Baekhyun settles in to play a Boy’s Love game. It’s a little bit magical, to say the least.

Reasons Why You Submitted: not what i expected this to be! the way baekhyun handles his situation (getting sucked into the game????) is funny and refreshing… a bit of a different take than some of the others in the genre i’ve read and a lot of fun to read

Riley: Awww thanks for the rec! I can’t access this fic to fix up the formatting (I know it’s awful) so I hope you can all forgive me for that ;A;

Aeryn’s Thoughts: This was a really fun fic! I love the uniqueness and all the ships.

You Were Crushed (Just Like Me)
By Organization for Transformative Works

Oneshot | NC-17 | 5.000

Smut | Humour | Post-Hogwarts

Something finally comes of Harry’s embarrassing crush on Malfoy. (Well, two somethings. Someones. Whatever. Also all of Harry’s friends are terrible.)


Short, funny, smutty shenanigans with our two favorite boys. Helped by Harry’s amazing friends!

Written on the Heart by who_la_hoop
An Archive of Our Own
By Organization for Transformative Works

By who_la_hoop | Harry/Draco | NC-17 | 114,000

Harry doesn’t mind that so many Slytherins from his year have returned to finish their NEWTs, really he doesn’t. It’s just – do they have to be so friendly? He’s not prejudiced, really he’s not. It’s just – they’ve got to be up to something, right? Unnerved by the attention he’s attracting from everyone – the Slytherins are the least of it, to be fair – and struggling with a raft of changes to Hogwarts itself, Harry wishes he could be happy that one constant remains: Draco Malfoy really fucking hates him.

When he’s hit by an illegal love-spell though, Harry finds he has more to worry about than whether or not Blaise Zabini actually wants to be his friend. For if everyone affected has been blessed – or cursed, by the look on Malfoy’s face – with a magical tattoo revealing the name of their soulmate, what does it mean that Harry’s skin remains completely bare?

Genre: Soulmarks, pining, angst, UST, eighth year, slow burn

My Comments: This is such a beautiful fic. My heart <3 Their characterizations are spot on, their love is beautiful, and they’re both such idiots but it’s great. 

Title: The Image in the Black

Author: OTE-X-O

Length: One-shot

Rating: NC-17

Genre: smut

Status: Complete

Summary: Is this love? He doesn’t know; he’s never felt it before. All he knows is that his body, his mind, the whole of his being are such a tumult of anguish and bliss that he sees no hope of survival…

Admin Notes: This fic is wow I’m [speechless], short but very beautiful moments, beautiful smut, beautiful writing style. i can’t ask for more ;_;

[AO3] Side by Side by Side

Title: Side by Side by Side 
Author: tatoeba 
Pairing: Minseok/Baekhyun/Jongdae 
Status: Complete
Length: Oneshot, 58,000 words
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Romance, fluff, smut, friends to lovers
Warnings: Polyamory, stripping

Summary: Minseok and Jongdae make Baekhyun feel so completely out of his element, but that’s exactly what he likes about them.

Reasons Why You Submitted: I remember an ask about CBX fic awhile ago and this is the first one I’ve seen! It’s long but it gets into depth about a CBX poly relationship. Realy well-written, the dynamics between CBX are perfect!


💫 = a personal fave


EXO - OT9: The Cartel 💫  The Heavens | Exordia Academy 💫

EXO - Multi-Member: Did You See: Universe 💫 (incomplete) - Rating(s): PG - NC-17 - Warning(s): some swearing; explicit sex


Of The Tide And The Sea: Snapshot (complete) - Rating: PG-13 - Warnings: angst


Hero (incomplete) 💫 - Rating: R to M - WARNING: this story contains triggers, graphic violence, and (eventually) graphic sexual situations. please take each chapter warning seriously!

Mini Masterlist

As Still As Sound (incomplete) - Rating: PG - M - Warning: angst; eventual smut; strong language

Mini Masterlist

It Was The Night (incomplete) 💫  - Rating: PG - Warning: none

Mini Masterlist

Midnight Summer (complete) - Rating: NC-17 - Warning: explicit sex; explicit language

Truth (complete) 💫 - Rating: NC-17 - Warning: explicit sex; explicit language; dirty talk

The Things You Do Not Know (complete) - Rating: PG - Warning: some angst

143 - I Want You (complete) 💫 - Rating: NC-17 - Warnings: explicit sexual situations; masturbation; explicit language; dirty talk; mentions of breathplay; themes of voyeurism

Unforgiven (complete) - Rating: NC-17 - Warnings: explicit sex; explicit language; infidelity

Torque (complete) 💫 - Rating: NC-17 - Warnings: explicit language; explicit sex; public sex; dirty talk

If (complete) - Rating: NC-17 - Warnings: explicit language; explicit sex; some dirty talk

In Absentia (complete) - Rating: R - Warnings: dark themes; explicit sexual situations


Wyrm Tamer (incomplete) - Rating: PG - PG-13 - Warning: fluff; drama; some suspense; eventual mentions of blood

Mini Masterlist

Saturday, 12:08AM (complete) 💫 - Rating: PG-13 - Warning: some swearing


Mourning Air (complete) - Rating: PG-13 - Warning: heavy angst and references to cheating

Did You See? (complete) 💫 - Rating: PG-13 

All Black Everything (complete) - Rating: NC-17 (M) - Warnings: explicit sex; explicit language

Letters From My Lovers (complete) 💫 - Rating: R - Warnings: explicit language; implied sex; mentions of violence and blood


Run Me Through (complete) - Rating: NC-17 - Warning: explicit sex


Letters From My Lovers (complete)💫  - Rating: PG-13 - Warning: implied sex


Equinox (complete) - Rating: PG-13 - Warning: implied sex



Dragonfly (complete) - Rating: PG-13 - Warnings: angst; infidelity; strong language

Reverence (complete) - Rating: G - Drabble

Pusher (complete) 💫 - Rating: NC-17 - Warnings: guns; mentions of breathplay; explicit sexual situations


BTS: Bangtan University 💫  | Bound




Bringing Down Eden (incomplete) - Rating: PG-13 - NC-17 - Warnings: graphic depictions of violence; graphic depictions of blood; explicit sex; some torture; explicit language **please take each chapter warning seriously

Mini Masterlist


Letters From My Lovers (complete) 💫 - Rating: PG-13 - Warnings: implied sex


Letters From My Lovers (complete) 💫 - Rating: R - Warnings: explicit language; implied sex

Conceptual Devil (complete) - Rating: NC-17 - Warnings: explicit sex; dirty talk; spanking; light edging

Bitch (complete)

Twat (complete) 



Letters From My Lovers (complete) 💫 - Rating: R - Warnings: explicit language; implied sex



Kpoptrashnetwork Welcome Gift AU - A snapshot of your relationship with Yongguk after you meet at a wedding

Cherish (complete) - Rating: PG-13 - Warning: only slight references to sex








Letters From My Lovers (complete)💫  - Rating: PG-13 - Warnings: implied sex; explicit language







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Morning Star

Huang Zitao is a peasant who loves his two adopted children dearly. Wu Yifan is a General who never obsessed about anything until he sees Zitao. Their worlds once collided, and Yifan’s going to make sure that their fate will remain intertwined no matter what.

nc17 | medieval!au, romance, drama | ongoing


→ Pairing: Jungkook x Reader / Namjoon x Reader
→ Genre: fluff, smut, angst, humor
→ Words: 2,517
→ Rated: NC-17
→ Warnings: alcohol, language
→ Summary: A text message sent to the wrong number turns into a long lasting affair between two people completely opposite one another.
→ Note: This is an old thing and actually the first thing I wrote after the accident, and I decided to post it again because I kind of hold it close to my heart ? It’s not all going to be texts between the characters, but quite a lot of backstory and stuff the more we get into it. It’ll be told from both Y/N’s POV and Jungkook’s. Please enjoy! :)

Parts: 01 : interim : 02 : coming soon


The first time you receive one it’s in the middle of the night.

At first you simply stir in your sleep, turning around as if that will somehow stop the annoying buzzing resounding from under your pillow. When it doesn’t, you grab the cursed device and flip it over in your hands, wondering whom of your stupid friends decided to be an excruciating pain in the ass this late.

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Nerdy Virgin Luke

Pairing: Y/N/Luke

Rating: NC-17

Request: No

Words: 10.000+

Summary: I wrote a song preference once and wanted to continue a part out from it. Would appreciate feedback and request if you want the other boys as well! ~ #61 End Up Here - 5 Seconds Of Summer | High School AU | His P.O.V

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My art master post for Bringing Home the Bacon by @dr-dean! Honestly it’s been super fun working with you! and thank you for being so patient with my busy schedule ;w;;;

Read it on AO3! .。.:*☆

Rating: NC-17 (Explicit)
Word Count: ~18K

Summary: Omega Dean was doing just fine. He had an apartment, a good job and a great family. But he didn’t have an alpha. When Castiel starts as his company’s new CEO everything changes. Alpha Cas becomes family, and Dean takes care of his family. 

ABO office AU with Fluff, Smut and a happy ending.

Tags: ABO, knotting, true mates, mating, office AU, fluff, smut, off screen Mpreg, Bottom!Dean, Top!Cas, happy ending

Characters: Omega!Dean, Alpha!Cas, Alpha!Sam, Alpha!Gabriel, Alpha!Kali, Omega!Eileen, Garth Fitzgerald IV, Meg Masters, Chuck Shurley, Balthazar, Garth Fitzgerald IV, Bess, Zachariah

Parings: Dean x Cas, Sam x Eileen, Gabriel x Kali, Garth x Bess

By Organization for Transformative Works

Oneshot | NC-17 | 41.100

Drama | Romance | Post-War | Eighth Year

The war has left its mark on everyone. The Ministry, as usual, is only too happy to take advantage. But Harry won’t let them destroy his home, no matter what he has to do to stop them. And no matter if a certain Draco Malfoy insists on getting him off track.


Umbridge, that cow, is back and ready to fuck shit up as always, the Ministry is trying to take the credit for ending the war and Harry isn’t having it. 

“So someone in a group asked me to tell them why I hate the ocean sunfish so much, and apparently it was ~too mean~ and was deleted. To perpetuate the truth and stand up for ethical journalism, I’m posting it here. [Rated NC-17 for language.] Disclaimer, I care about marine life more than I care about anything else, for real. Except this big dumb idiot. And it’s not like an ~ironic~ thing, I mean it IS hilarious to me and they ARE THE BIGGEST JOKE PLAYED ON EARTH but I seriously fucking hate them. THE MOLA MOLA FISH (OR OCEAN SUNFISH) They are the world’s largest boney fish, weighing up to 5,000 pounds. And since they have very little girth, that just makes them these absolutely giant fucking dinner plates that God must have accidentally dropped while washing dishes one day and shrugged his shoulders at because no one could have imagined this would happen. AND WITH NO PURPOSE. EVERY POUND OF THAT IS A WASTED POUND AND EVERY FOOT OF IT (10 FT BY 14 FT) IS WASTED SPACE. They are so completely useless that scientists even debate about how they move. They have little control other than some minor wiggling. Some say they must just push water out of their mouths for direction (?????). They COULD use their back fin EXCEPT GUESS WHAT IT DOESNT FUCKING GROW. It just continually folds in on itself, so the freaking cells are being made, this piece of floating garbage just doesn’t put them where they need to fucking go. So they don’t have swim bladders. You know, the one thing that every fish has to make sure it doesn’t just sink to the bottom of the ocean when they stop moving and can stay the right side up. This creature. That can barely move to begin with. Can never stop its continuous tour of idiocy across the ocean or it’ll fucking sink. EXCEPT. EXCEPT. When they get stuck on top of the water! Which happens frequently! Because without the whole swim bladder thing, if the ocean pushes over THE THINNEST BUT LARGEST MOST TOPPLE-ABLE FISH ON THE PLANET, shit outta luck! There is no creature on this earth that needs a swim bladder more than this spit in the face of nature, AND YET. Some scientists have speculated that when they do that, they are absorbing energy from the sun because no one fucking knows how they manage to get any real energy to begin with. So they need the sun I guess. But good news, when they end up stuck like that, it gives birds a chance to land on their goddamn island of a body and eat the bugs and parasites out of its skin because it’s basically a slowly migrating cesspool. Pros and cons. "If they are so huge, they must at least be decent predators.” No. No. The most dangerous thing about them is, as you may have guessed, their stupidity. They have caused the death of one person before. Because it jumped onto a boat. On a human. And in 2005 it decided to relive its mighty glory days and do it again, this time landing on a four-year-old boy. Luckily Byron sustained no injuries. Way to go, fish. Great job. They mostly only eat jellyfish because of course they do, they could only eat something that has no brain and a possibility of drifting into their mouths I guess. Everything they do eat has almost zero nutritional value and because it’s so stupidly fucking big, it has to eat a ton of the almost no nutritional value stuff to stay alive. Dumb. See that ridiculous open mouth? (This is actually why this is my favorite picture of one, and I have had it saved to my phone for three years) “Oh no! What could have happened! How could this be!” Do not let that expression fool you, they just don’t have the goddamn ability to close their mouths because their teeth are fused together, and ya know what, it is good it floats around with such a clueless expression on its face, because it is in fact clueless as all fuck. They do SOMETIMES get eaten though. BUT HARDLY. No animal truly uses them as a food source, but instead (which has lead us to said photo) will usually just maim the fuck out of them for kicks. Seals have been seen playing with their fins like frisbees. Probably the most useful thing to ever come from them. “Wow, you raise some good points here, this fish truly is proof that God has abandoned us.” Yes, thank you. “But if they’re so bad at literally everything, why haven’t they gone extinct.” Great question. BECAUSE THIS THING IS SO WORTHLESS IT DOESNT REALIZE IT SHOULD NOT EXIST. IT IS SO UNAWARE OF LITERALLY FUCKING EVERYTHING THAT IT DOESNT REALIZE THAT IT’S DOING MAYBE THE WORST FUCKING JOB OF BEING A FISH, OR DEBATABLY THE WORST JOB OF BEING A CLUSTER OF CELLS THAN ANY OTHER CLUSTER OF CELLS. SO WHAT DOES IT DO? IT LAYS THE MOST EGGS OUT OF EVERYTHING. Besides some bugs, there are some ants and stuff that’ll lay more. IT WILL LAY 300 MILLION EGGS AT ONE TIME. 300,000,000. IT SURVIVES BECAUSE IT WOULD BE STATISTICALLY IMPROBABLE, DARE I SAY IMPOSSIBLE, THAT THERE WOULDNT BE AT LEAST ONE OF THOSE 300,000,000 (that is EACH time they lay eggs) LEFT SURVIVING AT THE END OF THE DAY. And this concludes why I hate the fuck out of this complete failure of evolution, the Ocean Sunfish. If I ever see one, I will throw rocks at it.“ -Scout Burns

By Organization for Transformative Works

By birdsofshore (HD_Erised 2016) | Harry/Draco | NC-17 | 41,000

Harry never expected to spend eighth year listening to Draco Malfoy wanking.

Genre: UST, wanking, pining, 8th year, first time, enemies to lovers, 

My Comments: This fic is absolutely amazing. It is so well written that you can feel exactly what Harry and Draco are feeling. You feel their pining, their longing, their love, and ughhh. I’m just ruined by this fic. It is also really, really hot. 

EXO 101: A Crash Course

Park Chanyeol 

Originally posted by megglesbagels

Soft baby by day, sexy mofo by night. Can do everything?? Sing, rap, dance, cook, act, write and produce music, play the guitar (classical, spanish, lead, and rhythm omg) and the piano and the drums, has the body of an elf king. He’s also AMAZING with children as shown [here - skip to 12:17 and WATCH you won’t regret it] and dogs too! All animals really. He’s Korean Snow White. With abs. And if Snow White was extra. 

Also the kindest soul ever. He’s always smiling, even when he’s down. He literally said, and I quote; “No matter how difficult something is, I will always be positive and smile like an idiot.” His then-girlfriend nicknamed him “Happy Virus.” Constantly buys his members gifts, is very tall (well over six feet), and he’s the most extroverted and sociable person - actually friends with everyone. 10/10 amazing human.  

Byun Baekhyun

Originally posted by junhyyo

Don’t let him fool you!!! He looks soft but he will fuck you up with his cheeky lil smile and pelvic sorcery and unearthly vocals and uGH. His wit is unparalleled like omg, so sassy and hilarious and sharp. Also a huge nerd when it comes to anime, manga, and video games. Once gave a picture of himself to another member as a gift, the lil shit.  

He’s incredibly passionate about his career and his members, and I think it was Kyungsoo who said that it’s Baek who keeps them all together at times. In summary: Byun Baekhyun is what happens when a demon and an angel do the do. 

D.O./Do Kyungsoo:

Originally posted by sehuntiful

Do Kyungsoo? More like Do Me, Kyungsoo. I’m sorry I’m so thirsty Ksoo…I don’t even know where to begin with this one. First of all, he single-handedly saved the human race from extinction with his voice. He’s savage af, so much so that he’s affectionately nicknamed “Satansoo” and he will smack a bitch. He’s also so soft and squishy at the same time, you’ll get whiplash. And his acTING. Lord in heaven. And I believe he didn’t even have acting lessons?? The nerve of him. He, too, is sex on legs, and he might be quieter than the others, but y’all best listen when he talks cause boy bout to spill the tea. 

He’s also very paternal in that he takes care of the other members a lot, like when Kai, his roommate, isn’t feeling well, he’ll care for him or go out to get food for him. And he can cook really well. I’m gonna stop now before I end up writing an entire dissertation ;’)

Lay/Zhang Yixing

Originally posted by glorious-soobooty


Oh my god. Anyway. Zhang Yixing is the perfect contradiction. On the one hand, he’s an actual baby lamb - laugh and all. On the other hand, he’s the human embodiment of the NC-17 rating. Like, hide yo kids. Yixing is also one of the Chinese members of EXO, so he often leaves to promote his solo music which is in Chinese, and he works so incredibly hard and deserves all the success. He also writes the lyrics, and composes and arranges the music! 

And…his dancing. Proof that god exists. There is literally no part of his body that Yixing does not have absolute command over - and you can see it because he is so precise, confident, and sexy. :’) 

Suho/Kim Junmyeon

Originally posted by oohsehunnies

I actually had to cover his face while writing this because holy–

Yup. Moving on. 

Actually, back to his face (and the rest of him): Remember when Da Vinci was conceptualizing the Vitruvian Man (lol only 90′s kids will remember…1490′s kids, that is). You know that picture of the guy with another pair of arms and legs superimposed on him, inside a circle? The drawing theorizing the ideal proportions of the human body? Yup, true story: Junmyeon was Da Vinci’s muse. Suho’s face is so symmetrical, it inspired mathematicians to write the golden ratio. He is a genetic miracle, a statistical outlier, a national treasure–

Anyway *sweats*. ALSO. Let’s talk about his personality. Myeon is the mom of EXO, the leader, so he’s naturally very parental. He actually chose the stage name “Suho” because it means guardian. He always does his best to keep his kids the members together and doing what they need to be doing. Always pays for things ($Junmoney$), and is the person a lot of them confide in and go to for comfort or advice, especially Sehun. 

He’s such a dad too - like his dad joke ratings are off the charts. 10/10 would build you a tree house and tuck you in at night. 

Oh Sehun

Originally posted by sehurn

Maknae. Icon. Legend. Used to have a lisp. 

People sometimes think he’s cold or reserved because of his face, but as you can see in the gif, he’s literal sunshine. He once cried on stage because he was knocked on the head by a camera - but he wasn’t crying because the injury hurt, he was crying because he wasn’t allowed to perform because of it, and he felt like he was disappointing his fans. He also cried during a radio show when asked about his other members - he said every night before he falls asleep, he prays for them and he prays that they all stay together and are successful and happy. And now I’m crying. 

Everyone is in love with him

His dancing resurrected me from the dead, put my children through college, and ended world hunger because damn we are fed when that boy moves. 

Sehun was once invited to Paris for a Louis Vuitton fashion show and became king of France. I’m not kidding. All he did was show up, and there was a huge crowd already there to greet him as if he were royalty, and he was voted best dressed at the show by Vogue. He went to the Louvre, and people were studying and appreciating him, the actual art.  

Chen/Kim Jongdae

Originally posted by dayafterdae

Ah, little dino bby. He’s iconic for many reasons: 

1) His smile. It curls up at the corners like this :}

2) When he laughs, he literally goes HAHAHAHAHA like wow, amazing, I want this as my ringtone

3) He screams a lot. Nickelodeon once made a show about him called Jongdae: The Last Pterodactyl

4) HIS VOCALS. Un-freaking-believable. He’s the male version of Mariah Carey. 

5) Speaks really good Chinese! (He’s Korean) 

6) An amazing human?? He donates to charity so often and he doesn’t do it for publicity either. He takes good care of the other members too. 

Jongdae, let me put a ring on it. 

Xiumin/Kim Minseok

Originally posted by dazzlingkai

HERE WE GO. My precious boy :’)

Minseok. The eldest. Also known as the best person to ever exist. Like Kyungsoo, he doesn’t talk much because he’s a shy lil bean, but once he warms up to you, the things that come out of his mouth are so deep and cute and funny and wowow I want ten of him

Is the least likely to cry

Was chubby (and so adorable!!) as a little kid, and now he has a six pack. Because of his weight as a kid though, he has spoken many times about the issue of body shaming and how people’s perceptions of a person shift based on how they look. He once said these words that made my cold, dead heart beat again: “I don’t have an ideal type. If our hearts match well, then she will look pretty to me.” 

Has the strongest arms in EXO. They all arm wrestled and he won and it was the funniest thing ever. 

Is not only an idol, he’s also getting his Ph.D. Dr. Kim. I can’t believe….

Wants to open his own coffee shop, and I don’t drink coffee, but I would chug any dish-water-coffee-grinds-filth that he would serve me because damn I love him. 

Kai/Kim Jongin

Originally posted by dazzlingkai


The Bias Wrecker. Or just your bias, plain and simple 

Kim Jongin is one of nature’s greatest accomplishments. His gams are the eighth wonder of the world - and he puts them to use when he dances, like please kick me in the face with those omfg 

His laugh. Astounding. Also don’t stand too close when he laughs because he will hit you. It’s just what he does lmao

He’s basically a hip young old man - so hot but so sleepy. He’ll sleep at any given opportunity. 

Very fond of fried chicken. And dogs. But not in terms of eating, for the latter

Learned ballet for ten years and it shows, and I just wANT TO SEE HIM IN A LEOTARD DAMMIT

He has darker skin than the other members which people used to make fun of him for and still do comment on, but he says he loves it and he is proud of his body :’) we are too bby!!

Other random facts

EXO originally had 12 members but 3 left and we’re not going to talk about it okay? okay

- Chen and Xiumin are married best friends. Xiumin actually said in an interview that Chen is “like my wife” 

- Sehun is now officially Lord Oh Sehun of Glencoe, Scotland because his fans are the most Extra and purchased the estate for his birthday :’) 

- Chanyeol once folded one hundred paper cranes for his girlfriend as a gift, but in the middle of doing this, she called him and broke up with him

- Baekhyun can’t cook for shit but at least he’s pretty 

- Kai dated F(X)’s Krystal 

- Kyungsoo once said to the camera that he is “not pure” 

- Yixing starred in a gay sci-fi movie where he and this other dude have a baby

- Suho is a health nut. Just like how girls always have pads and tampons on them, Suho has multivitamins 

For @the-porcelain-doll-xo because I’m the friend that wants to drag you into hell with me, and I can’t wait for you to get into EXO ahhhhh ily <33