rating: nc-17

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Lumos
By Organization for Transformative Works

By birdsofshore (HD_Erised 2016) | Harry/Draco | NC-17 | 41,000

Harry never expected to spend eighth year listening to Draco Malfoy wanking.

Genre: UST, wanking, pining, 8th year, first time, enemies to lovers, 

My Comments: This fic is absolutely amazing. It is so well written that you can feel exactly what Harry and Draco are feeling. You feel their pining, their longing, their love, and ughhh. I’m just ruined by this fic. It is also really, really hot. 

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Partners of the Four-Legged Variety
By Organization for Transformative Works

Oneshot | NC-17 | 18.000

Romance | Domestic | Fluff | Humour | Post-Hogwarts

The Auror Department is instating a K9 Crup Unit, and Harry is the first to sign up. Turns out the professional trainer is Draco Malfoy, and he has to live with Harry as part of the Crup training programme.

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K9 UNIT I MEAN COME ON!

“As soon as he reached them he dropped to his knees, getting his jeans soggy in the mud, and the puppies all lost their composure. They yipped, squirmed and leapt excitedly up into Potter’s waiting arms. His warm, full laugh echoed out into the crisp morning air. Draco opened his mouth to tell him off for not waiting for permission, but the sight of the puppies happily wiggling their way through Potter’s arms to lick any part of him they could reach made warmth spread through his stomach.”

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD. PUPPIES MAN PUPPIES.

““…and that is why, to this day, they remain the number one choice for trainable companions of wizards and witches,” Malfoy finished, sounding every bit as proud and haughty as he had at school.

Harry nodded, not wanting to draw attention to the fact that he hadn’t listened to most of what Malfoy had said”

Same Harry. When there’s a puppy, all attention goes to puppy. It’s a rule.

Okay tbh this review will only be of me screaming about how much I love puppies, but if puppies haven’t convinced you yet, you’re weird and cruel. This is an absolute masterpiece, Harry is super hot and totally got the hots for Draco and it’s super cute and fluffy. And there are puppies.

There was talk about Harry’s childhood with the Dursleys, which is always something I love, praise kink (HNG), Draco has like a million and one jumpers and Harry and Draco’s banter. Just. Love it.

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1,000 Points From Gryffindor
By Organization for Transformative Works

By blithelybonny (HD_Erised 2016) | Harry/Draco | NC-17 | 25,000

The story of how Harry Potter single-handedly lost Gryffindor the House Cup while attempting to have a “normal” year at Hogwarts. Featuring Harry’s suspicious nature turned up to eleven again, a new DADA teacher who is so not here for Harry’s fame, multiple detentions, Slytherins being sneaky, Hufflepuffs being sneakier, and the mystery of Draco Malfoy’s hoodie because seriously Hermione who gave that to him and is he wearing it just to torment me? This is ridiculous!

Genre: Humour, Banter, 8th year, Cute

My Comments: Bless my heart, this is the cutest and silliest and funniest story I’ve read in a while. Harry is just so captivated by the mystery of Draco’s Hufflepuff sweater and they’re both so cute about it. 

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Five Weddings and a Potions Accident
By Organization for Transformative Works

Oneshot | NC-17 | 19.600

Humour | Romance | Post-Hogwarts

In which Harry thinks he’s a playboy, everyone else knows better, and Hermione will kill Seamus if Ron tries to collect on that bet.

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Weeds or Wildflowers
By Organization for Transformative Works

By lumosed_quill, sdk (HD_Erised 2016) | Harry/Draco | NC-17 | 17,300

A perfect match, a romance for the ages, with a one hundred percent success rate! Magic Match claims they can give Draco all of this. So why do they keep sending him on dates with Harry Potter?

Genre: Humour, romance, teasing, dirty talk

My Comments: This fic was so cute and funny.

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Take These Lies
Drarry fic by white_serpent
By Organization for Transformative Works

By white_serpent | Harry/Draco | NC-17 | 34,300

Repeatedly rejected by the Auror training programme, Draco Malfoy attempts an unorthodox method of gaining admission. Written for 2010 hd_fan_fair (travel), following scarlet_malfoy’s prompt. Note: contains genderswap and dubious consent, both of which were requested in the prompt.

Genre: Romance, genderswap, auror, dubcon

My Comments: Very enjoyable fic. It has great character building.

Title: There is a Reason

Author: TheSeaBear

Pairing: Kirk/Spock

Length: 57,425 words

Rating: B

Content: NC-17

Summary: Love stories always have that ‘big bang’ moment where the people involved can pinpoint THAT instant when they fell ass over teakettle in love. Spock and Kirk didn’t have that. For them, it evolved. It grew. It built like a wave until neither of them could breathe without the other.

Overall: Sort of a “fix-it” fic for AOS wherein the author rewrites STiD with scenes before and after. A third of it is STiD verbatim with the only change being that Spock and Uhura break-up before the start of that story arc. I loved the bits before and after the STiD stuff though.

Please reblog if you read smut/gay fanfic/NC-17

Reblog because these douches in my class think it’s totally gross. Pleasee I need them to know that there are people out there besides me

For science?

 

[Submission] Title: Total Chaos

Author: yifanator

Length: Chaptered

Status: Ongoing

Rating: NC-17

Genre: AU, Crack, Fluff, Smut

Summary: How would you describe Byun Baekhyun? ”One time, he punched me in the face.. It was awesome.”

Baekhyun thinks no one deserves him, until he saw a nerd walking to the cafe.

Warning: Crossdressing!Luhan

Thank you Lily for the submission! :>

[Lily: this author is fantastic. its rare to see kris, yeol, kai, sehun etc being the nerds and the others being the divas xDD meangirls au with baek being regina george wannabe is soooo funny >< every one love diva baek]

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Title: The Ending Has not Yet Been Written

Author: CorpusInvictus

Pairing: Kirk/Spock

Length: 29,504

Rating: B+

Content: NC-17

Summary: After the 5 year mission, everyone goes their separate ways including Kirk who is offered a promotion and Spock, who decides to go to New Vulcan to undergo kohlinar.

Overall: Oh fuck this. Nope. Feelings. SPOCK PRIME FUCKING DIES. WANT TO BE SAD??? READ THIS.

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Eight Days in November
By Organization for Transformative Works

Oneshot | NC-17 | 8.200

War | Romance | Angst | Post-Hogwarts

Harry hides Draco form Death Eaters during the war. A lot can happen in eight days.

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What I wouldn’t give to have more of this amazingness! But hey, Emma Grant is always incredible and I always want more of her fics! Short, angsty fic with Draco on the run from Death Eaters, the Ministry and what not, Harry hides him and of course feelings occur because, well, they’re meant to be???? Love this fic, I want to carry it with me all the time.

Title: Streetlight People

Author: ladyblahblah

Pairing: Kirk/Spock, Kirk/OMC, Gaila/McCoy

Length: 54,009 words

Rating: A+

Content: NC-17

Summary: Jim is a prostitute who’s good at what he does and doesn’t ever doubt his career choice until he strikes up an unlikely friendship with Starfleet’s only Vulcan.

Overall: I LOVED THIS FIC SO MUCH OMG. GR9 characterization and it was FUNNY and ANGSTY and PINE-Y. 

[Submission] Title: Thirst Mode!

Author: TamaXXo

Length: two shot + special chap~

Status: Complete

Rating: NC-17

Genre: AU, PWP

Summary: Chanyeol doesn’t know how to deal with his younger brother’s flirty ways, especially when it’s directed towards him. (Really, Baekhyun is just thirsty for his older brother.)

Admin Notes: I LOVE INCEST AND SMUT so this was a really good read! p.s. pls give me more incest……. - A <3

Thank you trout-face-loser for the submission!

[trout-face-loser: Incest fic with a scheming Baekhyun? hells yeah xD]

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Gucci Guilty, Not Guilty

Dedicated to the lovely @spillinginkwithlove ;)

Disclaimer: Fiction. 

My alarm clock woke me from my slumber. I reached to turn it off, throwing the covers off of me and getting up. Today was going to be an exciting, yet stressful day. I had gotten to Italy yesterday from the states, because I had been contacted by Alessandro. He wanted me as a model / actress for his new Gucci campaign.

Up until this point, I had been mainly a catalogue / photography model, so this would be my first time shooting an actual video. I was surprised I was even called for it, because they had just released a Gucci ad. Inquiring about it, my manager told me they wanted more publicity, therefore they were going to film a second advertisement.

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Meat House
Six rather young businessmen are striving in Seoul, South Korea. Their lives are filled with meetings and money, but they lack someone to hold at night, until they hear of a high-end brothel.

nc17 | prostitute!au, smut | ongoing

Title: Hi, You Were My Husband in Another Life, Professor

Author: littlebirdtold(!!!!)

Pairing: kirk/spock, bones/tpring, tpring/spock

Length: 48,937 words

Rating: A-

Content: NC-17

Summary: Jim accidentally gets transported into another dimension and meets himself. Himself married to a Vulcan named Spock. He finally gets back to his own dimension, ends up joining starfleet at 18 and meets a professor who just so happens to share that name. He can’t help it if he’s curious about the guy.

Overall: Littlebirdtold is the BEST BEST BEST and while this is a little different than her other works I LOVED IT and I’m super glad its finally complete! There were some really interesting telepathy headcanons going on and I loved TPring and man, was the UST intense

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Hung Like a Horntail

Oneshot | NC-17 | 2.300

Smut | Humour | Post-Howarts

Draco’s become a bit obsessed with Harry’s sizable package. It’s a little distracting. Even more so when it’s up your arse.

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I think I stopped 48 times while reading this and it’s only 2.3k. Either because I had to laugh my ass off, because I blushed so much I need to look away for a moment or both. Definitely a lot of both. But what I love most about this is that Draco is so wonderfully sarcastic, but still 125% distracted “because of Potter’s big dick”. Enjoy *eyebrow wiggle*