rating: nc-17

Gold Sharpie Promise

Gold Sharpie Promise by phylocalist

Author: phylocalist

Pairing: Frank/Gerard

Rating: NC-17

Warnings: No archived warnings

Length: Medium

Summary: The Starbucks just down the street of Gerard’s apartment is no strange place to him, neither is the people that work there. Apparently, though, he is a stranger to their barista, who always keeps getting his fucking name wrong.


The tale of the freelance artist that spends 99% of his time at Starbucks, the barista he hates, and how he stops hating him.

Title: Puppy eyes

Author: FanTheWind

Status: Complete

Rating: NC 17

Length: one shot

Genre: fluff, romance, slight!angst, smut, beagle hybrid!chanyeol & beagle hybrid!baekhyun, hurt comfort

Summary: Junmyeon just adores Beagles, but Chanyeol is a handful. When he leaves for work he prays that the house isn’t on fire when he gets back.
Recently, though, Chanyeol’s been a bit aggressive lately, and Junmyeon decides he needs a playmate. Of course, though, he wasn’t going to get just any hybrid. He has his own gain from this: He plans on breeding them himself.

Admin Shiba: SO adorable, and the romance is so well developed. Definitely my favorite hybrid fic!


anonymous asked:

Prompt: Five times someone walked in on Kaneki and Touka in a compromising situation (and one time they walked in on one)

I’m assuming this means 5 times people walked in on some Touken and one time Touken walked in on someone else…

It’s been awhile since I wrote something smutty, so I feel like this turned out a bit more romantic/cracky than intended *awkward laughter* 

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You Were Crushed (Just Like Me)
By Organization for Transformative Works

Oneshot | NC-17 | 5.000

Smut | Humour | Post-Hogwarts

Something finally comes of Harry’s embarrassing crush on Malfoy. (Well, two somethings. Someones. Whatever. Also all of Harry’s friends are terrible.)


Short, funny, smutty shenanigans with our two favorite boys. Helped by Harry’s amazing friends!

he brings the sun (to its knees)

Pairing: Yoongi/Jimin
Author: dreampvck
Genre: College!AU, Texting, Friends with Benefits!AU, Neighbours!AU
Rating: NC-17
d-boy: i just met the cutest fuckin guy
princess jin: and ???
joonie: how is this… an issue…
d-boy: and i knocked him to the floor
d-boy: and swore at him
d-boy: plus
d-boy: im p sure he was on his way home after dicking someone down so
d-boy: he’s probably taken

alternatively: college au where jimin is yoongi’s next-door-neighbour’s fuck-buddy, and yoongi can’t keep his eyes (or his hands) to himself.

Admin’s Notes: Okay so I love this fic and wait for updates every single day.(that’s an exaggeration but u get me.) The characterisation of everyone is really good. It is probably one of the only fics I’ve read that has realistic feelings towards third-wheeling. Yoongi is a swell guy and he deserves the world in this fic. honestly everyone is so nice in this fic so I know it’s headed for angst town but I love it anyway.

Link: AO3

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Title: Saving the 10th Prince

Author: table12300

Status: Ongoing

Rating: NC17

Length: Chaptered

Genre: romance, angst, soulmates!au, scarlet heart ryeo!au

Summary: Every night, Park Chanyeol has watched the same man die in his arms. Every morning, Chanyeol has woken up with tears in his eyes and an unknown name on his lips.

Wang Eun.

Admin Shiba: read this!!! There have been few chanbaek scarlet heart!aus, but this one takes the cake in my book. And who isn’t a sucker for soulmate aus? Baekhyun is such an adorable prince, and Chanyeol is a sexyyy body guard!


This Provincial Town (Update)

Note: This Fic is officially returning to its update schedule! (bi-weekly on Tuesdays!)

Summary:  A dying Maurice makes a contract with his neighbour Rumplestiltskin in order to protect his daughter Belle from marrying the wretched Gaston. Although nineteen, Belle is sent to live with the neighbourhood Spinner as his ward until she chooses to “marry for love”. Belle has always been quite fond of the shy spinner and his ten year old son. Perhaps she can make the most of her new circumstances and maybe even fall a little bit in love.

Featuring spinner!Rum and peasant!Belle

The story takes place over many years, as a result there are some underage elements.

The flashbacks or past will be indicated in italics and the present is in regular text.

Rating: Explicit

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Dirty Dancing

Author: kpopfanfictrash

Pairing: You / Hoseok (J-Hope)

Rating: NC-17

Word Count: 5,242

Summary:  It’s the summer and all you want to be doing is hanging out with your friends. Your parents have other ideas and when you end up at a resort in the middle of the mountains, the only bright thing in sight is the dance instructor, Hoseok. If only said dance instructor didn’t seem to completely hate you.

Originally posted by jimins-bunss

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Written on the Heart by who_la_hoop
An Archive of Our Own
By Organization for Transformative Works

By who_la_hoop | Harry/Draco | NC-17 | 114,000

Harry doesn’t mind that so many Slytherins from his year have returned to finish their NEWTs, really he doesn’t. It’s just – do they have to be so friendly? He’s not prejudiced, really he’s not. It’s just – they’ve got to be up to something, right? Unnerved by the attention he’s attracting from everyone – the Slytherins are the least of it, to be fair – and struggling with a raft of changes to Hogwarts itself, Harry wishes he could be happy that one constant remains: Draco Malfoy really fucking hates him.

When he’s hit by an illegal love-spell though, Harry finds he has more to worry about than whether or not Blaise Zabini actually wants to be his friend. For if everyone affected has been blessed – or cursed, by the look on Malfoy’s face – with a magical tattoo revealing the name of their soulmate, what does it mean that Harry’s skin remains completely bare?

Genre: Soulmarks, pining, angst, UST, eighth year, slow burn

My Comments: This is such a beautiful fic. My heart <3 Their characterizations are spot on, their love is beautiful, and they’re both such idiots but it’s great. 

A Life Less Ordinary by Jebiwonkenobi

It takes a few years but eventually they manage to agree on something; Derek Hale is an asshole, and Stiles Stilinski is in love with him.

Burn by night by thebrotherswinchester

Sheriff Stilinski has been kidnapped by Alpha werewolves. As bait. For his own son.

Cupboard Love by mklutz

He’s carefully balancing the sandwiches and the two biggest tupperware containers he could find that both had functioning lids when the front door opens and he almost drops everything right there in front of the stupid fountain.

If that’s Derek Hale, he’s definitely not a mountain man.

Daddy’s Do’s by apocryphal

“Hi Mr. Stilinski!” Lydia said pertly. “My name’s Lydia, and this is my daddy. His name is Derek Andrew Hale and he watches all of your videos on YouTube a lot, but he still can’t braid.”

[Stiles is a celebrity YouTube hairstylist. Derek may or may not have a crush. Lydia just wants a French braid for school picture day.]

Everything’s Better Under the Sea by tryslora

Everything changes when Derek goes under while surfing, hits his head on a board, and sees a man with a tail swimming away. He wants to know who that was, and what it has to do with Beacon Hills, the one place he never meant to come back to.

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blue flame special

Pairing: Hoseok/Jungkook
Author: nonheather
Genre: Post-Break up!au, Past relationships, First Love!AU, First Heartbreak!AU, Enemies to Friends to Lovers!AU, Dark Humour
Rating: NC-17
Summary: hoseok just got dumped and now a clearly under aged bartender is refusing to serve him a much needed round of shots.

(“can you do this teenage angst thing some other time? my ex just walked in with his new boyfriend and i could really use some liquid cowardice.”

the kid narrows his eyes in the direction hoseok had nodded toward. “seokjin hyung’s your ex?”)

hoseok nods. “you know him?”

“yeah,” jeongguk glares at hoseok and begins stepping away, definitely refusing to serve him any drink at all. “he dumped me for you.”)

Admin’s Notes: ok hear me out. I usually don’t read this ship, but it interested me so much so on a whim I read the first chapter. I am hooked. Everything is so angst and makes me angry but on the other hand it is so realistic and beautiful - like I’ve never read a fic that shows how awkward it to meet your ex’s ex. The characterisation of jungkook and hoseok is incredible and for someone who bias seokjin I thought it would be very hard to be angry at him, in this fic he pisses me off. honestly this fic is so beautifully set out and paced, it’s 30/10 and a must read. 

Link: AO3

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By Organization for Transformative Works

Oneshot | NC-17 | 41.100

Drama | Romance | Post-War | Eighth Year

The war has left its mark on everyone. The Ministry, as usual, is only too happy to take advantage. But Harry won’t let them destroy his home, no matter what he has to do to stop them. And no matter if a certain Draco Malfoy insists on getting him off track.


Umbridge, that cow, is back and ready to fuck shit up as always, the Ministry is trying to take the credit for ending the war and Harry isn’t having it. 


→ Pairing: Jungkook x Reader / Namjoon x Reader
→ Genre: fluff, smut, angst, humor
→ Words: 2,517
→ Rated: NC-17
→ Warnings: alcohol, language
→ Summary: A text message sent to the wrong number turns into a long lasting affair between two people completely opposite one another.
→ Note: This is an old thing and actually the first thing I wrote after the accident, and I decided to post it again because I kind of hold it close to my heart ? It’s not all going to be texts between the characters, but quite a lot of backstory and stuff the more we get into it. It’ll be told from both Y/N’s POV and Jungkook’s. Please enjoy! :)

Parts: 01 : interim : 02 : coming soon


The first time you receive one it’s in the middle of the night.

At first you simply stir in your sleep, turning around as if that will somehow stop the annoying buzzing resounding from under your pillow. When it doesn’t, you grab the cursed device and flip it over in your hands, wondering whom of your stupid friends decided to be an excruciating pain in the ass this late.

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anonymous asked:

Can I request Jikook smut where they are both best friends and Jungkook wants to know how to have sex and he wants Jimin to teach him so they do it and fall in love with each other? If your okay with it :)

Title: It’s Just Practice
Pairing: Jikook (Jimin/Jungkook)
Word Count: 4506
Rating: NC-17
Warnings/Notes: Sexual Content, AU
Summary: Jungkook’s sick of being an inexperienced virgin, and there’s only one person he trusts enough to take care of him for his first time.

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EXO 101: A Crash Course

Park Chanyeol 

Originally posted by megglesbagels

Soft baby by day, sexy mofo by night. Can do everything?? Sing, rap, dance, cook, act, write and produce music, play the guitar (classical, spanish, lead, and rhythm omg) and the piano and the drums, has the body of an elf king. He’s also AMAZING with children as shown [here - skip to 12:17 and WATCH you won’t regret it] and dogs too! All animals really. He’s Korean Snow White. With abs. And if Snow White was extra. 

Also the kindest soul ever. He’s always smiling, even when he’s down. He literally said, and I quote; “No matter how difficult something is, I will always be positive and smile like an idiot.” His then-girlfriend nicknamed him “Happy Virus.” Constantly buys his members gifts, is very tall (well over six feet), and he’s the most extroverted and sociable person - actually friends with everyone. 10/10 amazing human.  

Byun Baekhyun

Originally posted by junhyyo

Don’t let him fool you!!! He looks soft but he will fuck you up with his cheeky lil smile and pelvic sorcery and unearthly vocals and uGH. His wit is unparalleled like omg, so sassy and hilarious and sharp. Also a huge nerd when it comes to anime, manga, and video games. Once gave a picture of himself to another member as a gift, the lil shit.  

He’s incredibly passionate about his career and his members, and I think it was Kyungsoo who said that it’s Baek who keeps them all together at times. In summary: Byun Baekhyun is what happens when a demon and an angel do the do. 

D.O./Do Kyungsoo:

Originally posted by sehuntiful

Do Kyungsoo? More like Do Me, Kyungsoo. I’m sorry I’m so thirsty Ksoo…I don’t even know where to begin with this one. First of all, he single-handedly saved the human race from extinction with his voice. He’s savage af, so much so that he’s affectionately nicknamed “Satansoo” and he will smack a bitch. He’s also so soft and squishy at the same time, you’ll get whiplash. And his acTING. Lord in heaven. And I believe he didn’t even have acting lessons?? The nerve of him. He, too, is sex on legs, and he might be quieter than the others, but y’all best listen when he talks cause boy bout to spill the tea. 

He’s also very paternal in that he takes care of the other members a lot, like when Kai, his roommate, isn’t feeling well, he’ll care for him or go out to get food for him. And he can cook really well. I’m gonna stop now before I end up writing an entire dissertation ;’)

Lay/Zhang Yixing

Originally posted by glorious-soobooty


Oh my god. Anyway. Zhang Yixing is the perfect contradiction. On the one hand, he’s an actual baby lamb - laugh and all. On the other hand, he’s the human embodiment of the NC-17 rating. Like, hide yo kids. Yixing is also one of the Chinese members of EXO, so he often leaves to promote his solo music which is in Chinese, and he works so incredibly hard and deserves all the success. He also writes the lyrics, and composes and arranges the music! 

And…his dancing. Proof that god exists. There is literally no part of his body that Yixing does not have absolute command over - and you can see it because he is so precise, confident, and sexy. :’) 

Suho/Kim Junmyeon

Originally posted by oohsehunnies

I actually had to cover his face while writing this because holy–

Yup. Moving on. 

Actually, back to his face (and the rest of him): Remember when Da Vinci was conceptualizing the Vitruvian Man (lol only 90′s kids will remember…1490′s kids, that is). You know that picture of the guy with another pair of arms and legs superimposed on him, inside a circle? The drawing theorizing the ideal proportions of the human body? Yup, true story: Junmyeon was Da Vinci’s muse. Suho’s face is so symmetrical, it inspired mathematicians to write the golden ratio. He is a genetic miracle, a statistical outlier, a national treasure–

Anyway *sweats*. ALSO. Let’s talk about his personality. Myeon is the mom of EXO, the leader, so he’s naturally very parental. He actually chose the stage name “Suho” because it means guardian. He always does his best to keep his kids the members together and doing what they need to be doing. Always pays for things ($Junmoney$), and is the person a lot of them confide in and go to for comfort or advice, especially Sehun. 

He’s such a dad too - like his dad joke ratings are off the charts. 10/10 would build you a tree house and tuck you in at night. 

Oh Sehun

Originally posted by sehurn

Maknae. Icon. Legend. Used to have a lisp. 

People sometimes think he’s cold or reserved because of his face, but as you can see in the gif, he’s literal sunshine. He once cried on stage because he was knocked on the head by a camera - but he wasn’t crying because the injury hurt, he was crying because he wasn’t allowed to perform because of it, and he felt like he was disappointing his fans. He also cried during a radio show when asked about his other members - he said every night before he falls asleep, he prays for them and he prays that they all stay together and are successful and happy. And now I’m crying. 

Everyone is in love with him

His dancing resurrected me from the dead, put my children through college, and ended world hunger because damn we are fed when that boy moves. 

Sehun was once invited to Paris for a Louis Vuitton fashion show and became king of France. I’m not kidding. All he did was show up, and there was a huge crowd already there to greet him as if he were royalty, and he was voted best dressed at the show by Vogue. He went to the Louvre, and people were studying and appreciating him, the actual art.  

Chen/Kim Jongdae

Originally posted by dayafterdae

Ah, little dino bby. He’s iconic for many reasons: 

1) His smile. It curls up at the corners like this :}

2) When he laughs, he literally goes HAHAHAHAHA like wow, amazing, I want this as my ringtone

3) He screams a lot. Nickelodeon once made a show about him called Jongdae: The Last Pterodactyl

4) HIS VOCALS. Un-freaking-believable. He’s the male version of Mariah Carey. 

5) Speaks really good Chinese! (He’s Korean) 

6) An amazing human?? He donates to charity so often and he doesn’t do it for publicity either. He takes good care of the other members too. 

Jongdae, let me put a ring on it. 

Xiumin/Kim Minseok

Originally posted by dazzlingkai

HERE WE GO. My precious boy :’)

Minseok. The eldest. Also known as the best person to ever exist. Like Kyungsoo, he doesn’t talk much because he’s a shy lil bean, but once he warms up to you, the things that come out of his mouth are so deep and cute and funny and wowow I want ten of him

Is the least likely to cry

Was chubby (and so adorable!!) as a little kid, and now he has a six pack. Because of his weight as a kid though, he has spoken many times about the issue of body shaming and how people’s perceptions of a person shift based on how they look. He once said these words that made my cold, dead heart beat again: “I don’t have an ideal type. If our hearts match well, then she will look pretty to me.” 

Has the strongest arms in EXO. They all arm wrestled and he won and it was the funniest thing ever. 

Is not only an idol, he’s also getting his Ph.D. Dr. Kim. I can’t believe….

Wants to open his own coffee shop, and I don’t drink coffee, but I would chug any dish-water-coffee-grinds-filth that he would serve me because damn I love him. 

Kai/Kim Jongin

Originally posted by dazzlingkai


The Bias Wrecker. Or just your bias, plain and simple 

Kim Jongin is one of nature’s greatest accomplishments. His gams are the eighth wonder of the world - and he puts them to use when he dances, like please kick me in the face with those omfg 

His laugh. Astounding. Also don’t stand too close when he laughs because he will hit you. It’s just what he does lmao

He’s basically a hip young old man - so hot but so sleepy. He’ll sleep at any given opportunity. 

Very fond of fried chicken. And dogs. But not in terms of eating, for the latter

Learned ballet for ten years and it shows, and I just wANT TO SEE HIM IN A LEOTARD DAMMIT

He has darker skin than the other members which people used to make fun of him for and still do comment on, but he says he loves it and he is proud of his body :’) we are too bby!!

Other random facts

EXO originally had 12 members but 3 left and we’re not going to talk about it okay? okay

- Chen and Xiumin are married best friends. Xiumin actually said in an interview that Chen is “like my wife” 

- Sehun is now officially Lord Oh Sehun of Glencoe, Scotland because his fans are the most Extra and purchased the estate for his birthday :’) 

- Chanyeol once folded one hundred paper cranes for his girlfriend as a gift, but in the middle of doing this, she called him and broke up with him

- Baekhyun can’t cook for shit but at least he’s pretty 

- Kai dated F(X)’s Krystal 

- Kyungsoo once said to the camera that he is “not pure” 

- Yixing starred in a gay sci-fi movie where he and this other dude have a baby

- Suho is a health nut. Just like how girls always have pads and tampons on them, Suho has multivitamins 

For @the-porcelain-doll-xo because I’m the friend that wants to drag you into hell with me, and I can’t wait for you to get into EXO ahhhhh ily <33

The Heart's Honest Truth

Title: The Heart’s Honest Truth
Author: @bixgirl1 & @carpemermaidtales
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 16,000  
Summary: “Don’t you think I would have gone to Pomfrey if I thought she could help me?”

“Then what can I do?”

“I nee—” Malfoy broke off with a soft grunt and a pained expression. He took a shaky breath and tried again, his voice wobbling. “Will you touch me, Potter?”

Draco is cursed to speak in questions. Well…Spelled, thanks to the stupidly improper archival practices of the fourth century. Harry Potter is there to save the day, but Draco isn’t going to give in to his help so easily. Fortunately, the method of saving might be more satisfactory than Draco expected this time.

Have you read this yet? This story is completely brilliant! So there’s Draco who, in an interesting turn of events (and I really don’t want to say anything about that because !!!!) is spelled to speak only in questions, but there’s a catch, it’s only in truthful questions. And it turns out that Harry is the only person who can help him in this predicament, which does not sit well with Draco because he sort of tired of Harry always saving him.

Harry in the meantime is barely coming to terms with him being, erm, interested (for not saying obsessed with) in Draco in a slightly different way than back in Sixth Year.

So now Draco has to ask for Harry’s help (who is Most Willing to Help™) and he’s only able to question his way into an explanation. It’s all kinds of brilliant, this fic. And smoking hot, too! 

Every Way

Author: kpopfanfictrash

Pairing: You / Jinyoung

Genre: Smut

Prompt: “I just like proving you wrong.”

Rating: NC-17 (Light bondage, spanking)

Word Count: 2,567

Originally posted by aesgard

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BODY 101

Pairing: Yoongi/Jimin, Namjoon/Jin, Jungkook/Taehyung
Rating: NC-17
Genre: College!AU, texting!au, first meetings, misunderstandings, pining, kink shaming, eventual smut

foodkink: so youre telling me that in the year we’ve had this chat

foodkink: you two have never met or know what each other looks like???

sugad: why would I want to meet him?? I already know too much

park hoe: excuse u im a good christian boy who has done no wrong

starrytae: last week I saw u giving someone head behind arbys at 2 am

[park hoe has changed starrytae’s name to SNAKE]

(or; yoongi and jimin have never met. this isn’t a problem until it is.)