rating:

Bundesländer-Slogan-Rating

Jemand muss es tun. (Keine spezifische Reihenfolge, nur zufällige Ratings). 

1. Der echte Norden - Stimmt, ist definitiv der Norden. Der Norden Deutschlands… ansonsten wäre das ‘ne Lüge. Geht nördlicher als Schleswig-Holstein. Aber gut, 10/10, ist der Norden. 

2. Land der Frühaufsteher - Kann sein, warum auch nicht? Wenn Sachsen-Anhalt so für sich werben möchte? Anstatt “Land der AfD-Wähler” oder so, ja, da sind Frühaufsteher natürlich lieber gesehen. 10/10, positives Marketing. 

3. Be Berlin - 10/10, ist hipster und populär mit den Kidz. Will jeder Berlin sein? Fragwürdig, aber gute Verwendung einer Alliteration mit internationalem Flair. 

4. Wachsen mit Weitsicht - Wohin wächst Hamburg denn? Ins Meer hinein? 10/10, kann bis nach Schleswig-Holstein sehen. 

5. Bremen erleben - ein unreiner Reim, ich kann den Lyrikversuch akzeptieren und ihm 10/10 geben. Wenn man in Bremen ist, wird man wohl zwangsweise die Stadt erleben. 

6. Wir machen’s einfach - Was macht Rheinland-Pfalz denn so? Und wem machen die Rheinländer-Pfälzer es einfach? Ich lebe für dieses Double Entendre, diese Zweideutigkeit die dieser clevere Slogan an den Tag legt. 10/10, RP macht’s uns allen. 

7. Neue Perspektiven entdecken - Als Touri entdeckt man bestimmt neue Perspektiven, so… durch Brandenburg durch… um nach Berlin zu kommen. 10/10, ist um Berlin drumrum. 

8. Germany at its best - da müssen wohl die Haferflocken der Republik den faden Geschmack kompensieren mit einer kleinen Hyperbel? Und dies noch auf Englisch? Aber klar, war ja britische Besatzungszone. 10/10, NRW gibt sein bestes, schätze ich. 

9. An Hessen führt kein Weg vorbei - scheint mir auch eine Übertreibung zu sein, da man theoretisch Hessen in seinem Leben nie betreten müsste. Aber ich respektiere dieses gesunde Selbstbewusstsein. 10/10, ist nicht Rom. 

10. Großes entsteht immer im Kleinen - oh, oh, das Saarland ist sich seiner Größe bewusst? Leider nicht das kleinste Bundesland. Netter Versuch, Ostfrankreich. 10/10, alles fängt mit Saar an. 

11. So geht Sächsisch - Wenn das was ist, worauf man stolz sein kann? Bin beeindruckt, dass Sachsen bereit ist, allen Sächsisch beizubringen. Ist bestimmt Pflichtfach in der Schule. 10/10, hat einen Dialekt, vergisst aber die zwölf andren Bundesländer, die “Sachsen” im Namen tragen. 

12. Immer eine gute Idee - Immer? Eine gute Idee? Was für Ideen hat Niedersachsen denn? Volkswagen? Erzähle mir von weiteren guten Ideen, Niedersachsen. 10/10, ist wohl ein Pferd. 

13. Hier hat Zukunft Tradition - klingt wie ein gutbürgerliches Motto. Nicht zu übertrieben, bisschen klischeehaft, ansonsten akzeptabel. Bisschen langweilig. 10/10, gab uns Fritzens grandioses Magnum Opus.  

14. MV tut gut - ja, sorry, Meckpom, man kann sich nicht selbst ‘nen Spitznamen geben… “MV”. Was tut einem in “MV” denn gut? Die Luft? Dass jetzt die AfD stark vertreten ist, anstatt der NPD? Da fühlt man sich doch gleich besser. 10/10, tut manchen gut, nicht allen. 

15. Wir können alles. Außer Hochdeutsch. - BaWü tut so, als hätte es als einziges Bundesland Dialekte, auch wenn Sachsen dem ganz klar widerspricht. Liegt so weit im Süden, dass Standarddeutsch nicht mehr nötig ist und ignoriert wird. Kann ansonsten ja alles, außer korrekt kommunizieren. 10/10, gab uns Seitenbachers Magnum Opus. 

16. ???? - Bayern braucht nicht für sich zu werben, da eh keiner kommen will. 10/10, wann kommt es zum Bayrischen Independence Day? 

Jet Black Camaro by thedaughterofkings

Rating: Teen and Up

Word Count: 3080

Derek is totally going to do something about his crush on the cute guy with the moles manning the register of Beacon Hill’s super market. As soon as his family stops embarrassing him right in front of him.

a burn stronger than vodka

Pairing: Taehyung/Jimin
Author: coltnposey
Genre: Canon Compliant, Alcohol, First Kiss, Mutual Pining, Fluff
Rating: PG15
Summary:

Taehyung is way too cute when he’s drunk, but that doesn’t really matter. Jimin’s never been able to say no to him. Not even when they’re both sober.

Admin Notes: so good. the characterization was brilliant and one of the most realistic i’ve ever come across. it felt like it really happened before my eyes. please give this a try

Link: AO3

Don’t forget to leave kudos and comments!

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DOES/DOES NOT

Title: DOES/DOES NOT

Pairing: JungHope

Author: Jajungmyeon

Summary: Jeongguk thinks Hoseok likes him. Hoseok thinks Jeongguk does not like him.They are both wrong and get yelled at by Yoongi.


Link:
 http://archiveofourown.org/works/8783359


Admin’s Note: Wait, I literally read this fic the day it came out. So good omg!! (Admin Sarah, would you mind putting a purple star whenever you get a chance to update the masterlist? :) )

–Admin VIA

anonymous asked:

Could you do a thigh riding/dry humping chan smut.

Focus on Me

Word Count: 277 words

Dino x Reader

🏩 🏩 🏩 🏩 🏩 🏩

You are lying in bed with your boyfriend. “So, how was your day?” You asked him. “Good. Yours?” You frown before answering but you shrug it off. “Well, its very tiring. My professor made us to do alot. My major subject even decided to have a surprise quiz—- Are you even listening?!?” Your story got interrupted when you saw him so focused on his phone that you know that he’s not listening. “Yah! Lee Chan!” He looked at you for a while and then returned his gaze on his phone. “Yeah? Continue your story. I’m listening.” But he dont seem like it so you got pissed off. You got off the bed and stand next to him. When you noticed that he didn’t even glance at you, you got up the bed and sat at his crotch. Seeing that his eyes grew bigger and feeling that you woke up something underneath the garments he’s wearing. You started moving your hips, very slowly. “I am saying something and you’re not paying attention. This is your punishment.” You said before going on a fast pace. He was about to touch you when you snap at his hand “You’re not allowed to touch me!!” You saw him pouted but then closed his eyes, feeling the pleasure you are giving him. Actually, seeing him with his face evident with pleasure gives you pleasure. But you won’t give in this time, he needs to learn his lesson. When you felt that he’s about cum in his briefs, you stopped. As if nothing just happened. “Next time, focus on me.” You kissed his lips before leaving him there, astounded with what just happened.

Rec: Beyond the Pale

Title: Beyond the Pale
Author: Kagamino Kage
Format: Short Story
Published/Free: Free
Status: Complete
Rating: Ultra-mature
Warnings: Hm, non-con? Maybe.
Link: http://s2b2.livejournal.com/67673.html
Summary: There was a seed deep within the earth, scorched and blackened. It pulsed with life, a deep throbbing he felt through the soles of his feet.

He found his tongue was made of clay and paper, and it was growing soft and dissolving in his mouth. Reaching into his mouth to rid himself of the foul substance, he found a string, sticky with saliva; he pulled at the string, and felt something bulging up his throat. He coughed, and out came a small broken clock, still ticking even though its hands had ceased to move long ago. He kept pulling: out came a beautiful egg, colored in delicate shades of peacock blue and green, a large crack running all the way down its side, oozing out the premature life inside.

Review: I’ve found myself vastly becoming addicted to S2b2. Everything there (at least what I’ve stumbled across) seems so well-written that it makes it a sort of reprieve from having to minimize the not-so-well-written fiction on sites like FP and AFF (not that all are bad there or anything, just a lot lately).

This particular story stood out amongst the handful of others I’ve read as of lately. There was something about the way it was told that made it so unique, chilling and so dang mind-boggling that I really wish there was more to it. In fact, I’d be ecstatic if this wasn’t just a short story, but a full length novel. But sadly, it isn’t. The good thing about that is, you don’t have to wait forever to find out the ending, and in this case, that’d be trifling to have to do.

I can’t really say much about the story itself without giving it away. I will say that the summary is just the first paragraph of the story, which all S2b2’s entries seem to be of. So I know it seems a bit… weird, but trust me, it’s good and I guarantee it’ll keep you on the edge of your seat, wondering what will happen next and why.

In addition to how well it’s written, the characters are also very real and enjoyable. There isn’t any awkward, straining dialogue, or characters that aren’t fleshed out; they’re believable, intriguing, and realistic - and I was especially intrigued by the magician, which I’m sure you will be too ;)

Anyway, if you haven’t yet read this, I highly recommend that you give it a shot. The only warning I will give you is that it is darkly-themed and is written a little differently - which you’ll find out as you read it.

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booksandanime  asked:

For the "Peter rents a van and takes the pack to a state fair" one on the Lost Fics page, I think (I THINK) it might be Fairly Fuzzy by bunckykinz :)

Thank you! We thought it was a totally lost fic! 

Originally posted by windydayscoldnights

Fairly Fuzzy by buckykinz

(1/1 I 2,189 I Teen I Sterek)

Stiles had been watching Derek’s constipated face get progressively worse as they got closer to their destination, and now he knew why—this was priceless, and Stiles tried not to laugh. “You brought us to a county fair?”

Peter half-turned to look at him from the driver’s seat. “Hey, it was either this or a treasure hunt-themed Pilates class in Sacramento—short notice, blah blah, I don’t want to hear it.” He literally kicked open his door, stepping down into the muck with no qualms. “Let’s go, or we’ll be late for the pig wrestling.”

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