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anonymous asked:

jikook badboy jungkook au! thanks

bad boy!jk. you mean my favorite version of jk??? i got you


listen to my heartbeat (it’s calling you at its own will) by poplolli

RATING: M

GENRE: Fluff

LENGTH: 30k+

WARNINGS: Underage

SUMMARY: Park Jimin has fluffy sweaters, green glasses, chubby cheeks and a smile what could make flowers grow.

Jeon Jeongguk has Reputation (with capital R), a motorcycle, way more black leather jackets than necessary and a Secret (with capital S).

And may or may not, Jeon Jeongguk has a teeny tiny Crush, too. (It’s really tiny though, the capital C must be a mistake, okay.)

AKA the high school!AU where Jeongguk secretly likes cute things and Jimin has sweater paws.


crushes are plague (and i caught your fever) by wineyoongs

RATING: Explicit

GENRE: Angst, fluff, smut

LENGTH: 20k+ (ongoing)

WARNINGS: Warnings

SUMMARY: “are you boys going to prom?”

“why would we waste a night of fun watching high school idiots grind up on each other when we could just go to a club?”

“i was hoping you could give me a ’hand.’”

[jungkook is a bad boy with pride. which gets deflated for the student body president, aka his secret boyfriend, jimin]


you’re intoxicating (I can’t stop) by astrochild

RATING: T

GENRE: Fluff, angst

LENGTH: 1k+

WARNINGS: None

SUMMARY: and what a strange love this is.


Surviving Jeon Jungkook by weliveandbreathwords

RATING: T

GENRE: Fluff

LENGTH: 20k+

WARNINGS: None

SUMMARY: There are four things that are world known about Jeon Jungkook:
1. Do not make eye contact with him
2. Do not talk to him
3. Do not do anything to aggravate him
4. Do not fall in fucking love with himUnfortunately, Jimin failed them all.Or,
The time that Jimin had to sit next to the notorious Jeon Jungkook and had to do all he could to come out alive.


Pink Lemonades, Tattoos, and I Love You’s by sunrr

RATING: T

GENRE: Angst, fluff, smut

LENGTH: 123k+

WARNINGS: None

SUMMARY: Jimin had his summer all planned out, until he was forced to go to his grand mother’s house in Busan.
He thought his summer was going to be boring and long,

until he met Jeon Jungkook.


I’ll be good (Only for you) by tinypastelmarshmallow

RATING: Not rated

GENRE: Fluff, sut, drama, romance

LENGTH: 42k+

WARNINGS: None

SUMMARY: Jungkook was someone who no-one wanted to anger, but had tons of girls circling around him, even getting the attention of other guys. He could get anyone he wanted, until one day a small cutie fell down the stairs, bumped into him knocking them both to the floor. What made Jungkook’s blood boil was the fact that this small male wouldn’t circle around him immediately like all the other’s.

Jungkook was the bad boy that everyone knew at the University. Park Jimin was the sweet guy with a bright smile that mostly stayed with his close friends but someone whom everyone liked.


don’t talk, don’t walk, just the two of us by sweetmxchi

RATING: M

GENRE: Smut, fluff

LENGTH: 5k+

WARNINGS: None

SUMMARY: Your secret’s safe
And no one has to know I’m your getaway
And a little bit more than you can take
I can make everything feel so damn good

or

Jimin and Jungkook are polar opposits to the public eye. In the secrecy of a room, though, maybe they can meet somewhere in the middle.

Having finally found Tariq and proven that the pictures were bogus Prince King Liam ditches Madeleine and publicly proposes to Riley

Riley: I can’t marry you

Liam: (Sadface) Why not

Riley: Because I’m a lesbian and am in love with Hana

Liam: (Shocked) Why did you not say this earlier?

Riley: (Shrugs) Pixelberry wouldn’t let me

Liam: Eh?.

Pasta Emoji Ratings

A classic, nice simple sauce, would eat this no problem. Probably tastes pure and the kids would love it. 7/10

Fun, simple, but dangerously close to Mac n Cheese with that level of orange saturation. They would probably steal your labeled food from the fridge, simply shameful. Not sure what the purple spots are either, not sure if i’d eat this one. 5/10


Shameful, it appears to be a few noodles left on a plate, what a waste. Would not eat someone’s leftovers. 0/10

Elegant, simple, modern. Reminiscent of a pizza, which is a fresh new way to approach the subject. The stray noodle is a little worrying, but for the most part they’re a hardworking, well put together pasta. Would hang this up in my modern art gallery. 8/10

Not sure how to feel about this one. While the sauce is one of the best renditions I’ve seen, beautiful detail, the rest of the dish is lacking. The leaves look dangerous, like those delinquents that try to roll with the pure kids, but we’re onto them. I love the symmetry of the three noodles rising from the sauce, would eat them for sure. Not so sure about the rest. 6/10

Fake. This obviously canned pasta is trying to play itself off as genuine, unforgivable. While the taste is probably fine, a pasta you’d let your daughter hang out with, it doesn’t excuse the fact that it’s a filthy liar. would not eat for fear of my health. 2/10 

A very small noodle, good with young children, tries their best at all times. It has the perfect portion of sauce for such a tiny thing, and it deserves all it can get. I would eat this, but gently, as not to intimidate it. 9/10

Magnificent! Tasty! A real winner of a dish! The attention to detail and shading simply astonishes me. This dish is to die for, and the kind you’d bring home to your mother. Simply lovely, would definitely eat. 10/10

This is just abhorrent, not tasty at all. The choice of thick white noodles surrounded by a yellow liquid, while an interesting take, is incredibly inaccurate and tasteless. Would not eat, especially with that trident thing. 1/10

flavourless, an absolute bore of a dish. White I appreciate the detail of the cell shaded noodles, they lack charisma and courage. Would be a true pure friend, someone you can rely on, but very easily manipulated and a momma’s boy. Need’s more saturation if it want’s to roll with the big boys. 4/10. 

I feel like this is a failed attempt at what HTC excelled at. The abstract look they’re going for just doesn’t execute well at all. And that black border feel’s very threatening and hostile, as if I’m not allowed to eat it. The kind of pasta who has problems with it’s masculinity. Probably wouldn’t eat. 3/10

Why the fuck is there chocolate syrup on my pasta. 0/10

Masterlist

SNAPS:

GOT7:

Daddy Jaebum

Mummy Kink Jinyoung

Fuckboy Mark

Horny Jackson pt.1 (¾)

Horny Jackson pt. 2 (4/4)

Youngjae Comforts you about your Baby Scan pt. 1

You tell Youngjae your Babies’ Genders pt. 2

Jaebum Slut Shaming you ft. Jackson

Smutty Yugyeom

Poly Daddies Markson ft. Bottom Mark

Poly Daddies Jackbum

Daddy Youngjae

Smutty Jaebum

Horny/Desperate Jackson

Daddy BamBam with Exhibitionism

Poly Jackbum

Fuckboy Jaebum

Kinky JackBam

Flirty/Kinky Mark

Poly JJP

Dom Jackson x Sub Cross-Dresser Mark

Kinky Poly Markson

Sub Mark with Daddy Kink

Horny, Desperate Mark

Jackson when you’re Sick (Gender Neutral)

Jinyoung when you’re Sick (Gender Neutral)

Jaebum when you’re Sick (Gender Neutral)

BamBam when you’re Sick (Gender Neutral)

Yugyeom when you’re Sick (Gender Neutral)

Youngjae when you’re Sick (Gender Neutral)

Mark when you’re Sick (Gender Neutral)

EXO:

Daddy Xiumin pt. 1

Daddy Xiumin pt. 2

Date with Yixing pt. 1

Date with Yixing pt. 2

Daddy Baekhyun

Daddy Chen x Male Reader

Kai ft. Baekhyun Threesome

Kai ft. Baekhyun Threesome-Male Reader

Daddy Chanyeol

Needy Chanyeol

ChanSoo Threesome

Horny Baekyeol Threesome

BTS:

Daddy J-Hope

Jealous Jungkook

Smutty J-Hope

You Send your Nude to the Group Chat, and Taehyung gets Jealous and Possessive 

Kinky Taehyung

Kinky/Daddy J-Hope + Hyung Line Group Chat

You accidentally Send your Nude(s) to the Group Chat, instead of to your Boyfriend, Jin

Honeymoon Taehyung Smut

DAY6:

Smutty Young K

Smutty Dowoon

Mamamoo:

Dominant Hwasa-Female Reader

Dominant Hwasa-Male Reader

Monsta X:

Wonho wanting Shower Sex

2 Year Anniversary Shownu Smut

SEVENTEEN:

Daddy Jun-Female Kitten Reader

Daddy Jun-Male Kitten Reader

Master Seungcheol x Female Kitten Reader

Master Seungcheol x Male Kitten Reader

VIXX:

Honeymoon with Ravi (Smut)

Pentagon:

Daddy Jinho

B1A4:

Daddy Jinyoung x Female Reader

Daddy Jinyoung x Male Reader

BlackPink:

Lisa with a Daddy Kink

Lisa with a Mummy Kink

iKON:

B.I when you’re Sick (Gender Neutral)

Donghyuk when you’re Sick (Gender Neutal)

Chanwoo when you’re Sick (Gender Neutral)

Jinhwan when you’re Sick (Gender Neutral)

Bobby when you’re Sick (Gender Neutral)

Junhoe when you’re Sick (Gender Neutral)

Yunhyeong when you’re Sick (Gender Neutral)

Daddy Bobby

Bobby with a Daddy Kink

SCENARIOS:

BTS:

Stressed Out-Jimin Smut

‘’IDOLS’ AS SCENARIOS:


PREFERENCES/REACTIONS:

SEVENTEEN:

Ass or Tits?

Dom, Sub, or Switch?

Top, Bottom, or Power-Bottom?

GOT7:

Ass or Tits?

Dom, Sub, or Switch?

Top, Bottom, or Power-Bottom?

BTS:

Ass or Tits?

Dom, Sub, or Switch?

Top, Bottom, or Power-Bottom?

EXO:

Ass or Tits?

Dom, Sub, or Switch?

Top, Bottom, or Power-Bottom?

BlackPink:

Ass or Tits?

Body Hair

Dom, Sub, or Switch?

Top, Bottom, or Power-Bottom?

DAY6:

Ass or Tits?

Dom, Sub, or Switch?

Top, Bottom, or Power-Bottom?

iKON:

Ass or Tits?

Dom, Sub, or Switch?

Top, Bottom, or Power-Bottom?

Big Bang:

Ass or Tits?

Dom, Sub, or Switch?

Top, Bottom, or Power-Bottom?

B1A4:

Ass or Tits?

Dom, Sub, or Switch?

Top, Bottom, or Power-Bottom?

SHINee:

Ass or Tits?

Dom, Sub, or Switch?

Top, Bottom , or Power-Bottom?

Jay Park:

Would he Date a Plus Size Partner?

Ass or Tits?

Dom, Sub, or Switch?

Top, Bottom, or Power-Bottom?

Eric Nam:

Ass or Tits?

Would he Date a Plus Size Partner?

Dom, Sub, or Switch?

Top, Bottom, or Power-Bottom?

IMAGINES:

Picture Your Bias

You x Your Bias (Anal)

SORTING IDOLS INTO HOGWARTS HOUSES:

BlackPink

BTS

DAY6

B1A4

EXO

Big Bang

GOT7

iKON

SEVENTEEN

SHINee

Jay Park

Eric Nam

MOST TO LEAST:

EXO:

To Enjoy their Girlfriend having ‘Sexual’ Piercings

To have Sex in a Public Place

To want to Creampie You

To have a Daddy Kink/Be a Dom

To have a Mummy Kink/Be a Sub

To be Hung

To want Anal

To Date a Plus Size Partner

DAY6:

To watch his Girlfriend Play with herself to get Hard

To be Hung

To have a Daddy Kink/Be a Dom

To have a Mummy Kink/Be a Sub

To want Anal

To Date a Plus Size Partner

GOT7:

To want to Creampie you (with BTS)

To have a Daddy Kink/Be a Dom

To have a Mummy Kink/Be a Sub

To be Hung

To want Anal

To Date a Plus Size Partner

BTS:

To want to Creampie you (with GOT7)

To have a Daddy Kink/Be a Dom

To Have a Mummy Kink/Be a Sub

To be Hung

To want Anal

To Date a Plus Size Partner

SEVENTEEN:

To have a Daddy Kink/Be a Dom

To have a Mummy Kink/Be a Sub

To be Hung

To want Anal

To Date a Plus Size Partner

BlackPink:

To be a Dom/Sub

To want Anal Play

To Date a Plus Size Partner

Big Bang:

To be Hung

To have a Daddy Kink/Be a Dom

To have a Mummy Kink/Be a Sub

To want Anal

To Date a Plus Size Partner

iKON:

To be Hung

To have a Daddy Kink/Be a Dom

To have a Mummy Kink/Be a Sub

To want Anal

To Date a Plus Size Partner

B1A4:

To be Hung

To have a Daddy Kink/Be a Dom

To have a Mummy Kink/Be a Sub

To want Anal

To Date a Plus Size Partner

SHINee:

To be Hung

To want Anal

To have a Daddy Kink/Be a Dom

To have a Mummy Kink/Be a Sub

To Date a Plus Size Partner

CONFESSIONS:

GOT7:

Jackson or Jaebum

Daddy Jackson

Prove It

Red Velvet:

Irene

SEVENTEEN:

Meanie

Jun

RANKINGS:

EXO

DAY6

BTS

GOT7

SEVENTEEN

BlackPink

Big Bang

iKON

B1A4

SHINee

Top 10 Girl Groups May 2017

Top 10 Boy Groups May 2017

Top 10 Kpop Groups Overall May 2017

COMEBACK OPINIONS:

Hard Carry, 1 of 1 and Blood, Sweat & Tears

A Response over Blood, Sweat & Tears

Fighter and Healing

Glider, Hey Mama, Twice, and BlackPink

KPOP Groups I Hate

If You Don’t Stan My Faves 

FUCK MARRY KILL:

#1-Jackson, Xiumin, Jae

#2-Taehyung, Mark, S.Coups

#3-3 Jinyoungs

#4-Jaebum, Namjoon, Jungkook

WOULD YOU RATHER:


SMASH OR PASS:

2NE1:

CL

Bom

Big Bang:

G-Dragon

T.O.P

Girls’ Generation:

Taeyeon

Sunny

iKON:

Jinhwan

Bobby

Donghyuk

BTS:

Namjoon

Jungkook

Taehyung

J-Hope

Suga

Jin

Jimin

Monsta X:

Shownu

Hyungwon

Wonho

Jooheon

Minhyuk

I.M

Kihyun

Twice:

Nayeon

Momo

SEVENTEEN:

Jun

S.Coups

BlackPink:

Lisa

Rose

Jennie

Jisoo

Red Velvet:

Irene

AOA:

Jimin

Hyejeong

B.A.P:

Yongguk

DAY6:

Jae

Sungjin

NCT:

WinWin

Winner:

Mino

SHINee:

Minho

Taemin

EXO:

Chen

Suho

Baekhyun

Lay

Block B:

Zico

F(x):

Amber

Luna

GOT7:

Yugyeom

Mark

Jackson

Youngjae

Jinyoung

BamBam

Jaebum

Jay Park

Astro:

Sanha

EunWoo

Moonbin

Rocky

JinJin

MJ

SHIPS:

Rules

#1

#2

Please:
🔸Be sure you’ve had enough water, stay hydrated
🔸Say nice things about yourself, remember you’re important
🔸Say nice things about others, to the people you love or just the person sitting next to you at the bus
🔸Always be nice to people, treat others the way you want to be treated, you don’t know what the other person is going through
🔸Love yourself ♥️

anonymous asked:

I'm so? Confused? So on AO3 Whats the difference betweeen "teen and up" and "mature" rated fics ?! Isn't that the same? Or am I mistaken ? I understand that rated E has a LOT OF sexy times and stuff but what divides the line between teen/up vs mature? V curious thank u!!!!!!!

There was a post long time ago which made this distinction very clear by taking how a penis is mentioned as the measurement of how to rate fics. Tbh sometimes it gets confusing. Because making that distinction is hard. Even when you are writing a fic. But consider it like this.

General : No penis is mentioned. But you might get an idea about whether it is in action or not behind the scenes. Again. It won’t be mentioned.

Teen and up : You will get clear idea about whether or not the penis is in action. Maybe even when. Maybe even the afterglow. But that’s it. You won’t get the how or what extent.

Mature : It is in action. You know what it is doing. You know about exactly how much the owner of the penis is sweating or how they feel. Penis is mentioned. But not described.

Explicit : You know the penis like the back of your hand. Maybe better than back of your hand. Every action the penis had is permanently burned in your brain. You might end up knowing how the penis feels. Because goddamn too much action. 

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My dear fellow hunters, I just noticed Magnus isn’t wearing his ear cuff in the second gif. I asume this is the same scene, so maybe Alec takes it off??? Any thoughts??😍

Update: so the pics are reversed but still, enjoy Malec and keep the screaming low😉❤
Alignment Tracker

        Chaste ◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌ Lustful
    Energetic ◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌ Lazy
    Forgiving ◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌ Vengeful
   Generous ◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌ Selfish
       Honest ◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌ Deceitful
            Just ◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌ Arbitrary
      Merciful ◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌ Cruel
       Modest ◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌ Proud
          Pious ◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌ Worldly
      Prudent ◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌ Reckless
 Temperate ◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌ Indulgent
     Trusting ◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌ Suspicious
    Valorous ◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌ Cowardly

    A ◌◌◌◌◌●◌◌◌◌◌ B

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