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The Roommate

Author: @thecoolestgirlwrites

Rating: M

Status: Complete

Word Count: 49,671

Summary: When Kurt and Rachel’s landlord raises the rent Rachel takes it upon herself to find them a new roommate. Enter Blaine Anderson; he’s cocky, crude and incredibly hot. Will his new bad boy roommate be Kurt’s worse nightmare or his dream come true? Insipred by this

Sequels: The Fiance and The Family

Tropes/Genre: AU, roommates!Klaine, humor, romance, badboy!Blaine, musician!Blaine

Lynne’s review: This is one of the silliest, yet fun stories we’ve ever read. Zinnia and I used to read this as a WIP and enjoyed it a lot.  TBH, it’s pretty mindless and cracky, but fun. 

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Dangerous Woman

Rated M for absolute smut. Post-Underworld.

I haven’t written in quite a while (no muse), but when listening to Ariana Grande’s Dangerous Woman, this is what I always see. Enjoy.

Lipstick was not part of her usual routine, but there was nothing routine about tonight. Placing the cap on the tube, she pressed her lips and rubbed them together slowly. The crimson color was a stark contrast to her skin, glowing a golden hue in the warm candle light. Turning, Emma ran a hand through her long, flaxen locks. Her fingers caught and tousled the curls as she moved towards the kitchen, lighting another tapered candle, nestled in a silver candelabra. The house was filled with the intoxicating scent of an Italian feast, on which she had labored for an hour.

He may have been the one with the centuries-old fabled bad-boy reputation, but tonight was Emma’s turn. She rarely wore black, due to its reminiscence of her time as the Dark Swan. However, this particular ensemble was far less severe than anything she would have worn while under the dark curse. A taut bustier and a feather-light dusting of a black lace and silk. The lace hugged every curve of her body as she turned on a low tune, humming it through the kitchen.

Emma’s heartbeat picked up in her chest as she heard the front door open. Footsteps on the finished wooden floor told her he was approaching. The house was mostly dark, so it was no wonder he had yet to see her. Turning, she leaned against the countertop.

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Originally posted by saxyphonestar

  • A=Angst
  • F=Fluff
  • M=Rated M/Smut
  • ♦=Drabble

Namjoon

Jin 

Hoseok

Yoongi

Jimin

Taehyung

Jungkook

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I just realized how much Jin I wrote LORDIE~~ Also I made this new masterlist because i forgot to upload the other one, plus it was with my ex username huhu;;; Hope you will read my work and if you have something to say, please DO!!!!

CS ff: Pushing Deadlines (AU)

AU Prompt:  “I have a paper due tomorrow and it’s three am, I need all your     coffee cause I ran out” college au

Rating: Definitely M

Word Count: 14.1k (so you know what you’re getting into)

A/N: Oh man. Hi. This was supposed to be a quick one-shot to get through my finals. That didn’t end up happening. Consider this the prequel to “Burning Off the Midnight Oil” because I’m pretty sure these two grew up to be those two. Huzzah to being done with school, and I hope you all enjoy!


SUNDAY

As far as finals weeks go, Killian knows this one will been rougher than usual, but that should be expected when graduation is less than two weeks away. He can feel the tension in his neck as he tilts his head side to side in an attempt to loosen the protesting muscles. He thinks he hears rain, but it’s hard to tell if it’s real, or if it’s his brain frying from the previous fifteen weeks.  

If it weren’t for finals week, Killian would be fast asleep in his bed at this point in time. He would be asleep, or drunk, or maybe hooking up with whoever was willing to come home with him from the bar. Although, the last option really lost its appeal after his second year of college when the workload got more intense. Since then, he’s entertained the idea of fancying the girl that lives down the hall, but has neither the time nor energy to pursue his interest. Still, any of those options would be more enjoyable than his current position in front of his laptop at three o’clock in the morning with a final deadline looming closer by the minute.

Ten pages due by Friday, and Killian currently has an introduction half-assed onto the page. His coffee pot has been brewing almost non-stop over the course of the semester. He’s not sure when he last had something to eat. He’s also pretty sure he’s hallucinating, because he hears someone knock on his door. No respectable callers come to your door at three in the morning. He knows this from experience.

He pushes away from the table, because surely, whatever is on the other side of his door is better than what is on the page. And he’s not mistaken. When he pulls open the door, there’s Emma Swan: The Girl that Lives Down the Hall. If looks could run someone through with a sword, Killian is fairly certain he would’ve been dead the moment he opened the door, and his mind starts scrambling for anything he may have done to upset her. But it’s been hours since he’s even moved from the table, and he doesn’t have music playing. When he comes up with no reason why she would be wishing ill will against him, he decides to do what he does best in strange situations and flirts.

“Ah, good evening Swan! Lovely of you to stop by,” he says, propping up against the door jamb and allowing his lips to curl into a smile. “If you’re here for more enjoyable activities, I’m afraid we’ll have to reschedule until after the semester is through.”

“I need coffee,” comes the simple response. He raises an eyebrow at her and takes another second to look at her—bags under her eyes, ink smudged across her cheek, vague expression that’s more exhausted than murderous, bag slung over her shoulders. He thinks the word “haggard” should never be used in relation to Emma, but that’s definitely leaning in the right direction of what she looks like.

“Pardon?” is what he finally thinks to say back.

“I’m out of coffee. I have to finish this essay. And I have exams to study for. I need coffee, Jones. Can you help me or not?”

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anonymous asked:

I know you are not taking prompts rn but pls write the fic about the angry sex tags you just reblogged. You are one of the few writers that can do it justice.

Tags anon is talking about: 

#I want to know if they’ve had angry sex yet #not I hate that I find you attractive sex #but real #I love you so much I could kill you right now sex #raw and primal and utterly unrestrained #desperate to possess each other the only way they can #leaving them sore and embarrassed in the most delicious way the morning after. (via howthisworks-caskett)

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“You should have woken me.”

Kate glances up from the sink of dirty dishes to see him watching her from the armchair in the living room, his eyes hardened, less playful like they had been at in the elevator at the precinct, or on her couch before their shared dinner, and she instantly knows why at his words. They haven’t had much time to talk since she left him in the early hours of the morning to go after Bracken on her own, and she knew this was coming.

She doesn’t let go, she doesn’t back down, and neither does he.

“I wanted to protect you,” she sighs, turning her attention away from the half cleaned plates and coffee mugs in favor of him.

She told him that he was all she wanted, that he was her first choice, and so far, she hasn’t exactly done a fine job of proving it. 

“By leaving me, your partner, to face the Dragon on your own? Do you really trust me to have your back or are you just humoring me?”

“Castle,” she sighs, but he stands from the furniture before she can speak another word, before she can even think of a way to reassure him that that isn’t true. 

His face darkens as he comes towards, eyes clouding the same way they had only a couple of nights ago when she showed up on his doorsteps, lightning flashing through his irises despite the clear night sky outside her windows. He corners her by the sink, placing a hand on either side of her waist, boxing her in.

“Regardless, I am definitely more than a partner now, Beckett.” The words echo their last fight, the one that happened here in her apartment, and have her arching forward, desperate to forget that day, how much she hurt him. But Castle holds himself away from her, evoking a growl from low in her throat, the growing yearning in her body fierce in its demand for the newfound pleasure of having him. “Don’t let me into your bed and then leave me to wake with cold sheets.”

“Castle,” she groans, disregarding the lack of contact and fisting her hands in his shirt, yanking him forward until his thigh is wedged between both of hers, the heat of his flesh radiating from beneath the fabric of his jeans, the pressure of the strong muscle sending sparks traveling through her veins. “I’m sorry.”

The hardened expression doesn’t leave his face, the hurricane in his eyes doesn’t clear, but his hips rock forward, evidence of his want for her pressing against her pelvis, and Kate jerks, the friction spreading hot and fast.

“Prove it.”

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toowizardformuggle asked:

Any fic where Lily and James have to spend a night (or a few hours) on the same room?

Ok so I remembered some I had read, and found some new ones too.  Also apparently broom cupboard fics are more popular than I realized :P

Title: Untitled
Author:
lilypxtter
Rating:
Unrated
Genre(s):
Romance
Chapters:
1
Word Count:
1,700~
Summary:
UST James and Lily get caught in a storm and have to share a very very close tight space.

Title: Lily Evans is Sleeping in MY Bed 
Author:
do i need a pen name
Rating:
K+
Genre(s):
Romance
Chapters:
3
Word Count:
4,150
Summary
While at Hogwarts, James found Lily Evans sleeping in his bed three times. The first time, James realized he was in love with her. The second time he realized getting her to love him was hopeless. The third time she actually knew it was his bed.

Title: Of Deer and Men (Excerpt)
Author: asiriusfanff
Rating:
T
Genre(s):
Humour, Romance
Chapters:
8
Word Count:
6,804
Summary:
A collection of my shorter oneshots, all focused on the lives of Lily Evans and James Potter.

Title: Broom Closet Kisses 
Author:
marauder-xx
Rating:
T
Genre(s):
Romance, Humour
Chapters:
1
Word Count:
1,381
Summary:
Lily Evans was not a happy camper. Her friend Alice had just locked her in a broom closet and said with a cheery smile, “I’ll be back with a surprise Lily!”, and if Lily knew Alice at all, she knew what the surprise was.

Title: Broom Closet Getaway For Two
Author:
joannarose18 
Rating:
T
Genre(s):
Romance
Chapters:
1
Word Count:
1,413
Summary:
Lily and James are stuck in a broom closet together. Will she hex James into oblivion, or will he finally get the girl of his dreams?

Title: Stuck 
Author:
tomboy101
Rating:
K+
Genre(s):
Romance, Humour
Chapters:
1
Word Count:
3,135
Summary
Lily Evans was having a perfectly good Friday during her seventh year at Hogwarts, that is until Sirius Black came along with one of his many schemes. Now she’s stuck in a cupboard with James Potter. Poor boy. And Sirius’ reason for putting his best mate in danger? “It seemed like fun.”

Title: Broom Cupboard
Author:
Zayz
Rating:
M
Genre(s):
Romance, Humour
Chapters:
48
Word Count:
80,802
Summary:
Yes, this is another broom-cupboard fic to add to the long list…but this one is, for variety’s sake, divided into short, disjointed chapters to capture that admittedly long evening in the cupboard.

I haven’t read this entirely yet, but I looked ahead and it seems it has a thing where James and Lily share a bedroom at her house?

Title: Flower and Prongs
Author:
teenage.tradgedy
Rating:
T
Genre(s):
Romance, Humour
Chapters:
30
Word Count:
217,940
Summary:
Lily Evans has become the new Hogwarts Head Girl, but her partner in action, the Head Boy, is her long hated enemy, James Potter.

Updated!

Title: Here
Author:
Suzie’s Q
Rating:
K
Genre(s):
Romance, Hurt, Comfort
Chapters:
1
Word Count:
2,347
Summary: After a horrible fight with her sister, Lily shows up on a stormy night at the first place she could think of - Potter Manor.

Title: Untitled
Author:
october31st1981
Rating:
Unrated
Genre(s):
Romance, Humour
Chapters:
1
Word Count:
~
Summary:
jily, #12 (sharing a bed), also they’re not together yet and they may or may not have feelings for each other

Title: Thunder and Lightning
Author:
ProngsPotter1981
Rating:
M
Genre(s):
Romance, Hurt, Comfort, Smut
Chapters:
1
Word Count:
5,043
Summary:
Lily’s terrified of storms and when Marlene and Alice are away for the Easter holidays and not there to help her deal with it, Lily has little choice but to seek comfort from other sources…

Title: The Cure for Insomnia
Author:
okieeiffel
Rating:
T
Genre(s):
Romance, Humour
Chapters:
1
Word Count:
3,391
Summary:
Lily Evans is suffering from Insomnia. There really was only one person she could think of to cure her boredom. Of course, she should have known that in the wee morning hours he would have something else in mind.

anonymous asked:

if you haven't already could you do a list of your favorite m rated one shots? :)

Eh I think I’ve done one but it was ages ago so let’s do it again hooray this will be long probably

tap a message onto my skin, objects in motionjust put your lips together, that which does not bend, controltie me up, tie me downburn for you, melt for me, poetry in numbers, toys for all ages  by airbefore

in this here realityEvery Move You MakeSuffusionAdriftCome and Find Me, Cynosure, Breaking Point by ColieMacKenzie

magnification levels, The Return of Russian Beckett, i’ll allow it, more than you bargained for by Cora Clavia

Dismantle, Stirred, Clandestine, Interlude, ease your worriesLike Real People Do by bravevulnerability

trails, kiss me i’m bleedingmurder calls and when the control breaks by closingdoors

Sugar, We’re Going Down, Supply and Demand, Electric Girl, Bachelorette Number 41319, Pumped Up Kicks by shimmeryshine

amantes sunt amentes, the mind ceases,  A Cupping by seilleanmor

If I Had Stayed (and sequels), Black and White, Show Me, Supine  by morgangirl11

Adorable by ekc293

Insomnia by Kate Christie

Hot, Sweaty, Quick, Oral Pleasures and Page 105  by KroganVanguard

Not Suitable For Children by alwayswritewithcoffee

I just can’t stop and Like I Can by kimmiesjoy

Definition  and Tethered by NellieRai

Ice Cubes by daphnebeauty

Under the Stars by Dmarx

Burgundy C-Cup and Birthday Present by madsthenerdygirl

Simple Complication by BerkieLynn

Addicted by jam821

I Hate You by Garrae

Laced, Contact, and Straight Shooter by Kato

and because I’m lazy and didn’t feel like searching through her blog, here is Oliviet′s rated m tag for some of her one shots , plus Allure and The Gift :)

CS ff: “At the Top of Our Lungs” (au)

Rating: M for sMut glitter

Prompt: “We’re on the debate team yet we can’t argue about something without yelling”

A/N: During au week, i-know-how-you-kiss wrote this awesome piece, which I dubbed Smut Glitter, because it was sprinkled throughout when you least expected it and it was amazing. She challenged me to write smut glitter of my own, picked the prompt, and so here is my very humble Smut Glitter attempt. 


Killian never saw himself being one for debate teams. He has other, more enjoyable ways of dealing with arguments in his experience. Talking about problems was always pretty low down on the list of how to handle things. But three weeks into college, he found himself roped into going to a meeting for the debate team. After that one meeting, he stayed year after year. And the same reason he contemplates quitting and never looking back also happens to be the reason he stays. It has nothing to do with stimulating conversation and everything to do with blonde hair, fiery green eyes, and getting to yell back at Emma Swan.

It’s Wednesday. Wednesday is debate day. There are four things Killian knows for certain this week that he didn’t know last week. 1) Emma Swan uses six bobby pins and one hair tie to construct the surprisingly simple brained bun on the back of her head. 2) Underneath the sensible skirt and sharp blazers she wears for debate, Emma Swan wears undergarments with fancy designs. 3) There are no less than three (3) love bites scattered across Emma Swan’s perfect skin and hidden beneath the clothing that looks like it belongs on an accountant instead of a college debate team member. 4) When Emma Swan talks dirty, she uses debate terms whispered in the ear as if they are the most sinful phrases ever uttered.

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CS ff: “Relationship Rules” (ficlet)

Summary: When the phone rings and you have a pirate for a boyfriend, it might not be the best idea to interrupt him at work. (Worst summary ever, I’m sorry.) Set in the mythical land where everything is dandy and there’s no evil to get in the way of these two doing whatever the hell they want to.

Rating: Smut. Just pure smut. Have at.

A/N: Sometimes there’s just gotta be smut. I have no better explanation, other than I was blocked up on my current project(s) and this idea popped into my head and I had to write it. (Edit: Now comes with a Part 2!)


There was one rule: If the phone rang and it was an important call, Killian was to stop doing whatever he was doing between Emma’s legs until the conclusion of the phone call.

Except sometimes, he didn’t. 

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