Joy Ride

Author: Lopithecus
Pairing: Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 2206
Alternate: AO3, fanfiction.net
Summary: The Batmobile is not for sex any time but especially when people are listening. However, Bruce and Clark have terrible self-control when it comes to this.
Warnings: 

  • Smut
  • Porn without Plot
  • Public Sex
  • Blow Jobs
  • Public Blow Jobs
  • Car Sex
  • Sex in Car

Author’s Note: This is part five in the SuperBat Exhibitionism Series but can be read as a standalone. This is for My_Indian_name_is_runs_with_yaoi who wanted a stakeout and for Completelybatty who wanted a stakeout in the Batmobile while the kids were on the com-link. Thank you for the suggestion you two!!

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happy tears

from just (almost ) married. 
originally for the “jonghyun in a crop top” challenge almost a year ago (but i only just finished).

pairing: jongkey (nb junghee x kibum), side!ontae (eunsook x taeyeon)
genre: fluff
rating: g as can be
word count: 645

junghee attends their ex’s wedding & cries because they’re happy

“are you going to be ok?”  junghee glanced over at kibum in the mirror as they adjusted their earring.

“why wouldn’t i be?”  he was lying on the bed behind them watching as they dressed. his suit fit well, they thought, though he still needed a tie.

“you are going to the wedding of the great love of your life. and she’s not marrying you.” junghee blew a puff of air out through their lips & went back to putting their earrings on.

“she’s not the great love of my life.”, they replied, though inwardly they sighed because they were both right.

it’s not that they believed in soul mates, but eunsook had been the first person they had felt they might be in love with.  and it freaked them out.  they were young, early years of college, & they broke it off as soon as they realized the skip of their heart only happened when their girlfriend came around.  they were gentle of course, it had been amicable, though they had wondered more than once if eunsook had never felt the same way, that that was why she so easily let go.  it was almost a comfort.

but junghee had wrested with regrets for weeks before they finally went to eunsook to see if they could reconcile, if they could try again.  but it was too late.  it was so too late.

the first time they saw taeyeon with eunsook was the moment they knew it was all over.  it wasn’t so much how happy eunsook was, how she laughed & smiled & held the other girl’s hand.  it was how enamored taeyeon was, so breathtakingly in love.  and so young.  even if they had been willing to fight for eunsook they couldn’t bring themselves to battle that beautiful young girl.  so they walked away, letting their heart be broken in her place.

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Redemption

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by waywardjoy (CNK80Q3demoneyes)

Dean and reader were once in a relationship. Reader ran to hide a pregnancy. Dean found her during a hunt. She’s now in a coma. Song fic. Title and lyrics from Redemption by The Strange Familiar.

Words: 188, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 4 of Timshel



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Parting is such sweet sorrow

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by Nachsie

Dean loves all he was blessed with especially his new little one on the way and his loving little son Mason. Mason and him have always been inseparable. However, there was a time he wasn’t… and Mason almost didn’t make it.

Pregnancy: Eight months
 

AN//: Make sure you read the others! Or you will be very confused! ))

Words: 3162, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 66 of I’m NOT your boyfriend!



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Są ludzie i parapety

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by Underthewater2016

Dean i Michał się przeprowadzają do nowego domu. Lucyferowi udaje się namówić starszego brata na wspólne zakupy w markecie budowlanym.

Words: 546, Chapters: 1/1, Language: Polski



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New fanfiction rec

Originally posted by rakel16

Winter in the Rose House by Valkrez

When Elsa’s arranged marriage to Kristoff, heir of Bluecastle, is abruptly ended by his death she must make a new betrothal. Fortunately for her, Bluecastle has a second heir… Anna of House Bjorn.

In this mature AU where Anna is Kristoff’s sister and the Duchy of Weselton is threatening war against Arendelle, Elsa struggles to adapt to not only being a good Queen but a good wife as well.

I stumbled across this fanfiction few days ago, on AO3, and since then I could not help but follow it. The writing is flowing, elegant. The characters are well characterized, none of them OOC (at least for the moment, we are at the third chapter). It looks like it’ll be a slow burn fanfiction, but I don’t mind it at all as long as Elsanna is endgame.

Rating: M

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death

Thank you, Urszula H., Chicago, IL, for your review of The White House.

Look, you’re not wrong. George W. Bush was a disaster of a President and I think we are still recovering from his mistakes.

That being said…

OF COURSE you feel powerless because you are writing on the YELP PAGE FOR THE LITERAL PHYSICAL BUILDING of The White House. NOT the government that inhabits it.

I say this in capital letters because I really want you to hear it.

I don’t even understand why it has its own page when the purpose of the construction was 90% pragmatic and 10% physical allure (or so I’m assuming). Why are we even giving people the option to comment on that aspect of it? It’s not going to change because, “Well, Mr. President, our Yelp rating has gone down to 3 ½ stars, have you thought about adding a seventh floor for grandeur, or a maybe cocktail hour-potluck on the lawn so folks can feel more welcome?”.

In the same way that it’s not going change because you are writing your political problems in the comment section of the internet.

Also, it sounds like you want to go back to Europe. I hope that you’ve done that because I loved it there (except for the fact that the people in London were rude and nothing in Italy was on time, but I just complain to my friends about that).

And given that tonight is the first debate between Trump and Clinton (a duo I’m sure you’ve got a lot to say about), I’m thinking of you and your life in Europe. Where hopefully you’ve found your power by Yelping about stale croissants and rubbery wursts.

So, Urszula H., I’m going to have to give your review of The White House, one out of five stars. I think that was already clear, but just to reiterate. 1 out of 5.

Mylan reiterates profit on EpiPen two-pack in US

Sept 26 (Reuters) - Under fire generic drugmaker Mylan NV reiterated it makes a net profit of $104, after taxes, for a pair of its EpiPen emergency allergy treatment sold in the United States, the company said in a filing on Monday.

The unexpected filing comes after the Wall Street Journal reported earlier in the day that the company substantially reduced its calculation of EpiPen profits by applying the statutory U.S. tax rate of 37.5 percent during a congressional hearing on Wednesday. (http://bit.ly/2dmnPhw)

U.S. lawmakers at the hearing lambasted Mylan Chief Executive Heather Bresch for sharply increasing prices for the treatment to $600 for a pair from $100 in 2007.

“Without the tax-related reduction, Mylan’s profits on the EpiPen two-pack would be closer to $160, or 60 percent higher than the figure the company gave Congress,” the WSJ report said.

(Reporting by Natalie Grover in Bengaluru; Editing by Saumyadeb Chakrabarty)

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Prepare for Trump and Clinton’s Monday Night War

by Joey Clark

South Park’s “member berries” may love to remember Chewbacca and Han Solo, but a few weeks ago a friend of mine who goes back with me a long time (3rd grade, I believe) asked with excitement, “Oh, Joey, ‘member WCW? ‘Member NWO? ‘Member wrestling?”

Oh yes, I ‘member alright. I ‘member the hype, the blurring of reality with entertainment, and the rise of anti-heroes with attitude.

For the nostalgic, the WWE Network now has an original show called “Monday Night War,” which recounts the battle between the then WWF and WCW for Monday night ratings supremacy in mid-90’s. I loved this stuff as a pre-pubescent kid, yet, as I watch old WCW Nitro episodes with my adult eyes, I find the spectacle enjoyable for other reasons. As a kid, I always knew wrestling was faux sport and more “entertainment,” but I still bought into the hype week after week. Now, so cynical and jaded for one much too young, I watch with a satirical smirk (even though Ric Flair does make me guffaw on occasion, woo!).

As I strolled down this memory lane, I couldn’t help but think of the 2016 presidential election—the fact that I wear the same satirical smirk as I watch Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump, their hype-men, their detractors, and their fans. The stakes are obviously much bigger in this election than a WWE pay-per-view event—instead of the World Heavyweight Championship being up for grabs, the power of the presidency looms large—but America seems to be treating the two with the same level of seriousness.

How can so many supposedly intelligent men and women (and all those in between) so seriously buy into the hype of a Trump vs. Clinton presidential debate? The Monday night war between Trump and Clinton will be a debate to the extent that professional wrestling is a sport. It’s faux debate and more “entertainment.” Yes, just like wrestling, there is some skill involved, but the main point is to entertain the masses and win a popularity contest.

My guess is Clinton has been played out. She represents the old and the established. She tries to present an all-American, straight-laced persona, but it seems stale. Truly, America has never seemed fit to serve as the prim and proper bastion of tolerance as Hillary and her backers suggest it should be. No, America loves an anti-hero, and Donald Trump is just that presidential candidate to play the part. Some of America loves to love him, while some loves to hate him, and that’s exactly the point. If tonight’s debate breaks television viewership records as predicted, it will no doubt be because of Trump.

Imagine the snooze fest of a Hillary vs. Jeb or Hillary vs. Rubio or Hillary vs. Kasich debate. Imagine how little potential pull all of those matchups carry, and you have now scratched the surface as to how strong Trump’s pull on the American imagination really is. Americans want someone outrageous and unpredictable, even the Never Trumpers. The trolls want him as fuel for their lulz, and the moralizers want him as food for their righteous indignation. Not even Vince McMahon could have conjured up such a perfect anti-hero for American audiences to consume. As that old George Carlin joke about Bill Clinton goes, one man says to another, “That Donald Trump is full of shit.”

“Well at least he’s honest about it,” says the other man in response.

So my guess is Trump will “win” the debate simply by being Trump, for being honestly full of shit. And even if he loses the election, he will still have won the Monday night ratings war. That said, whether Trump or Hillary wins the presidential chair, the American people will lose either way.

Why? Well, all we have to do is “‘member.”

My fellow Americans, ‘member how we are 20 trillion dollars in debt? Do you ‘member how many undeclared wars the United States government is currently fomenting? Do you ‘member America is an empire in denial? Do you ‘member how little difference each presidential puppet seems to make not matter how vociferous and polarized the public debate may be?

Do you ‘member America’s ideals? Do you ‘member “life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness” as more than just a throwaway slogan? Or, have we completely forgotten her ideals for the sake of money, power, sex, and prestige?

Well, if we have forgotten, at least I will have a satirical smirk on my face while watching the nation expose its ass, both the left and the right cheeks, on the world stage for all to see on primetime television.

At least, America will still be winning the T.V. ratings war.

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Bad Timing

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by badly_knitted

Ianto and Jack return to the Hub in a bit of a mess, but what exactly happened to them?

Words: 1647, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English



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Clothes, Or Lack Thereof

by flabbergabst

Leonard tends to be kinda protective of Sara and of how their teammates might see.

Keeping it short but sweet.

Words: 279, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 55 of The Captain Canary Collection



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How To Pay Your Cyprus Immovable Property Tax

Cyprus Real Estate          Photo © CyprusExpat.co.uk

In July 2016, the Cyprus House of Representatives finally passed a bill that would set the rates and payments for the 2016 Cyprus Immovable Property Tax.

The details are as follows:

The Cyprus Immovable Property Tax rates for 2016 are based on the 2015 rates. 

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