Sonic Boom quote

Ratchet: “Game over, Nefarious! Shut off the doomsday devices!”

Nefarious: “HA! Shut off!? Who puts an off switch on a doomsday device!?”

Ratchet: “Hmmm… You make a valid point. (To the others) Bad news: there’s no off switch.”

Clank: “Well, of course. Who puts an off switch on a doomsday device?”

Some schmoopy dratchet for optronixes because talking to her always fills me with fic ideas. Can be considered a companion piece to this one.

Title: Long Way from Home
Word Count: 996
Characters: Drift, Ratchet
Pairings: Drift+Ratchet [platonic but can be considered preslash]
Rating: PG for Ratchet’s mouth
Summary: Ratchet’s determined to bring Drift home, no matter what sorry excuses the kid’s cooked up. 

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  • Ratchet: Honeeey!
  • Talwyn: What?
  • Ratchet: Where is my omniwrench?
  • Talwyn: What?
  • Talwyn: I uhhh, put it away.
  • Ratchet: WHERE?
  • Talwyn: Why do you need to know?
  • Ratchet: I need it!
  • Talwyn: Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no daring-do. We've been planning this dinner for two months!
  • Ratchet: The galaxy's in danger!
  • Talwyn: My evening's in danger!
  • Ratchet: You tell me where my wrench is woman! We are talking about the greater good!
  • Talwyn: Greater good? I am your wife! I'm the greatest food you are ever gonna get.