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Samus: So what is it this time Ridley? You still trying to modify creatures with phazon? Or is it just good old fashioned galactic domination? 

 Ridley: Part of me really wants you to live long enough to find out. The other part really wants to kill you. You know, for old time’s sake. Decisions, decisions, decisions… 

  • McCree: (Showing a new recruit around) Athena here is in charge of developing our gear, and providing tactical support.
  • Athena: Usually, it’s the former. Overwatch are the “shoot first, think later” type!
  • Athena: (Realising how rude that might sound) I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to sound like that!
  • McCree: (Spinning his six-shooter around his finger, looking at it lovingly) …Like what now?
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  • Ratchet: Honeeey!
  • Talwyn: What?
  • Ratchet: Where is my omniwrench?
  • Talwyn: What?
  • Ratchet: WHERE IS MY OMNI-WRENCH?
  • Talwyn: I uhhh, put it away.
  • Ratchet: WHERE?
  • Talwyn: Why do you need to know?
  • Ratchet: I need it!
  • Talwyn: Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no daring-do. We've been planning this dinner for two months!
  • Ratchet: The galaxy's in danger!
  • Talwyn: My evening's in danger!
  • Ratchet: You tell me where my wrench is woman! We are talking about the greater good!
  • Talwyn: Greater good? I am your wife! I'm the greatest food you are ever gonna get.