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Rodimus 

- smol jock
- a fukboi
- jerk that means well
- self-esteem issues  
- wants Optimus-Sempai to notice him
- only notices him when he’s been Bad
- so Sempai put him on the Punishment Boat
- looks cool
- (acts like he) thinks he’s cool
- isn’t cool
- irresponsible
- Drifts BFF
- co-captain
- is a bad co-captain

Megatron

- Voldemort
- noms sparks
- has an Uber Deluxe spark
- portal guts????
- how does that work???
- u stab him and then ur knife’s in China???????
- secret nerd
- lame poetry
- said fuck the police
- the police beat him up
- so he turned TEH EVUL
- and beat up the world
- so the world’s sorta not alive anymore
- wasn’t quite the goal but w/e
- v STRONG
- and now he’s an Autobot??????????
- now he’s not so strong because the Autobots gave him Bad Juice
- co-captain
- gun

Rung

- it’s da…. THERAPY MAN
- “hey rang”
- “hey run”
- “hey rag”
- “hey ran”
- “hey reng”
- “hey rug”
- “hey rong”
- “hey ring”
- “hey rign”
- is a saint
- cute
- dad friend
- giANT NERD
- likes model ships
- a d o r a b l e
- polite as fuck
- would be a good boyfriend
- and a good dad
- or just a good friend
- how in fucks name do people forget him
- he’s so fuCKIN nICE DUdE
- I WANT A HUG FROM HIM
- AND I WANT HIM AS MY THERAPIST
- I FEEL LIKE HE WOULD NEVER JUDGE ME
- smol luv bug
- useless alt mode
- TONS OF POCKETS
- functionists are the worst dude i agree

Ratchet

- a Good Man
- has Suffered
- tired and grumpy
- slaps people with wrenches
- a bit mean
- but as i said
- a Good Man
- “DOCTOR DOCTOR”
- “what is it >:(”
- “WHATS THIS STRANGE WART ON MY AFT?”
- “a physical manifestation of your stupidity”
- needs a break
- but work never sleeps
- has seen too many dead people
- BFFs with Optimus

Starscream

- LEADER OF CYBERTRON
- THATS MORE THAN YOU EXPECTED, ISNT IT?
- THATS WAY BETTER THAN JUST “Leader Of The Decepticons”
- A+ JOB DUDE
- DIDNT EXPECT THIS MUCH!!
- I happy for you pal!!!
- huh, what’s that?
- ur seeing dead people?
- um…
- have u talked to Rung about that?
- no?
- I’ll set up an appointment….
- *whispers* yikes…. he’s got some issues….

Tailgate

- smol bean
- cute
- pure
- but he lies sometimes
- fell in a fucking hole and was stuck for like 10000000000000 years
- poor kid
- said he works in bomb disposal
- he doesnt
- kid please
- stay away from bombs
- you don’t need to impress people
- you’re impressive already :)
- is roommates with Mr. Grumpy Skeleton Face
- Grumpy Skeleton Face no likey
- at first
- now they are totes in love and have tons of gay sex
- tons
- so don’t mess with baby face here or you’re in for a beating

Cyclonus

- grump
- understandable since he’s in an alternate universe
- and all the people he knew are gone
- now he’s stuck with some losers on a ship
- but w/e
- cause now he has a tiny boyfriend
- that’s pretty great
- what’s not great is that time he fucked up his face
- and broke his horn
- shit sucks man
- he’s ok now
- I think
- man who am I kidding
- no one in this fucking universe is ‘ok’
- poor saps

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insecuriosity  asked:

For a prompt; ... Someone gets infected witha Cybertronian parasite?

This reminded me of another drabble I had going and it spawned this;


There were aliens on the ship.

Sunstreaker didn’t remember their official name, or what planet they were from and frankly he didn’t care. If he were honest with himself, he didn’t care about the danger they presented to the humans or the fact that they couldn’t go home (which was Earth, now) until the damn things were all dead either.

All he cared about was that they were capable of mimicking anything and everyone they came across, impersonating them and killing when their targets let their guard down. He’d already been tricked twice today. He wasn’t aiming to go for a third.

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I am not a dancer, or an artist, or a hero. I am no longer a daughter or a lover… victim or student or slave. I am, and will always be… someone’s assassin.