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Rodimus 

- smol jock
- a fukboi
- jerk that means well
- self-esteem issues  
- wants Optimus-Sempai to notice him
- only notices him when he’s been Bad
- so Sempai put him on the Punishment Boat
- looks cool
- (acts like he) thinks he’s cool
- isn’t cool
- irresponsible
- Drifts BFF
- co-captain
- is a bad co-captain

Megatron

- Voldemort
- noms sparks
- has an Uber Deluxe spark
- portal guts????
- how does that work???
- u stab him and then ur knife’s in China???????
- secret nerd
- lame poetry
- said fuck the police
- the police beat him up
- so he turned TEH EVUL
- and beat up the world
- so the world’s sorta not alive anymore
- wasn’t quite the goal but w/e
- v STRONG
- and now he’s an Autobot??????????
- now he’s not so strong because the Autobots gave him Bad Juice
- co-captain
- gun

Rung

- it’s da…. THERAPY MAN
- “hey rang”
- “hey run”
- “hey rag”
- “hey ran”
- “hey reng”
- “hey rug”
- “hey rong”
- “hey ring”
- “hey rign”
- is a saint
- cute
- dad friend
- giANT NERD
- likes model ships
- a d o r a b l e
- polite as fuck
- would be a good boyfriend
- and a good dad
- or just a good friend
- how in fucks name do people forget him
- he’s so fuCKIN nICE DUdE
- I WANT A HUG FROM HIM
- AND I WANT HIM AS MY THERAPIST
- I FEEL LIKE HE WOULD NEVER JUDGE ME
- smol luv bug
- useless alt mode
- TONS OF POCKETS
- functionists are the worst dude i agree

Ratchet

- a Good Man
- has Suffered
- tired and grumpy
- slaps people with wrenches
- a bit mean
- but as i said
- a Good Man
- “DOCTOR DOCTOR”
- “what is it >:(”
- “WHATS THIS STRANGE WART ON MY AFT?”
- “a physical manifestation of your stupidity”
- needs a break
- but work never sleeps
- has seen too many dead people
- BFFs with Optimus

Starscream

- LEADER OF CYBERTRON
- THATS MORE THAN YOU EXPECTED, ISNT IT?
- THATS WAY BETTER THAN JUST “Leader Of The Decepticons”
- A+ JOB DUDE
- DIDNT EXPECT THIS MUCH!!
- I happy for you pal!!!
- huh, what’s that?
- ur seeing dead people?
- um…
- have u talked to Rung about that?
- no?
- I’ll set up an appointment….
- *whispers* yikes…. he’s got some issues….

Tailgate

- smol bean
- cute
- pure
- but he lies sometimes
- fell in a fucking hole and was stuck for like 10000000000000 years
- poor kid
- said he works in bomb disposal
- he doesnt
- kid please
- stay away from bombs
- you don’t need to impress people
- you’re impressive already :)
- is roommates with Mr. Grumpy Skeleton Face
- Grumpy Skeleton Face no likey
- at first
- now they are totes in love and have tons of gay sex
- tons
- so don’t mess with baby face here or you’re in for a beating

Cyclonus

- grump
- understandable since he’s in an alternate universe
- and all the people he knew are gone
- now he’s stuck with some losers on a ship
- but w/e
- cause now he has a tiny boyfriend
- that’s pretty great
- what’s not great is that time he fucked up his face
- and broke his horn
- shit sucks man
- he’s ok now
- I think
- man who am I kidding
- no one in this fucking universe is ‘ok’
- poor saps

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WIP!! im actually drawing!!

im so stupid, drawing things digitally means you don’t have to take a photo of it on ur phone and have ratchet posts lol

keith and lance wip!! I love seeing what irl cartoons would look like so heres some realistic mish mash thing i guess. i’ll post the ref photos lalter. of course its keith and lance bc i am so far down klance hell

follow if u wanna see updates/final piece ^^ id rlly appreciate it

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I am not a dancer, or an artist, or a hero. I am no longer a daughter or a lover… victim or student or slave. I am, and will always be… someone’s assassin.