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※ JENNA MARBLES SENTENCE STARTERS, PT. VIII ※

here’s sentences from 10 more of jenna’s videos! feel free to change names/pronouns/zodiac signs/etc.! more jenna sentences

OPEN LETTERS

  • “So I had a bunch of thoughts floating around in my head and I didn’t know what to do with them, so I decided to make them all open letters.”
  • “Dear open letters: lighten up, man. Take it easy.”
  • “This is really difficult because I have my contacts in and my glasses on.”
  • “Why is your dog screaming? Like, literally screaming.”
  • “I’ve met more new people in the last week of my life than I have in the past year. I don’t know if that’s the saddest thing ever or the most awesome thing ever.”
  • “Good try, but it needs a little work.”
  • “What’s your favorite vegetable? Eggplant, said no one.”
  • “We know you know. You know we know.”
  • “Stop keeping all the cool stuff for yourselves. It’s selfish.”
  • “0/10 design, I am very angry.”
  • “Who thought of this? This is a terrible idea.”
  • “Dear avocados: you can still fuck yourselves, you’re getting worse.”
  • “Are you sure you’re supposed to be here? Because something doesn’t seem right.”
  • “I feel better now.”
  • “Dear bees: if you’re so endangered, why are there always at least 100 of you in my backyard at any given moment just waiting to give your life and hurt me?”
  • “You’re a do-nothing. Do you wanna be a do-nothing? Cause right now, you’re a do-nothing.”
  • “I sprayed hairspray directly into my ear the other day, and it was a horrible experience. I don’t wanna relive it ever again.”
  • “I like, really, really wanna be your friend.”
  • “Not everything in life requires crying.”
  • “We get it, you’re on an emotional roller coaster called life, but aren’t we all?”
  • “Can you please shut the fuck up?”

FULL FACE USING ONLY HIGHLIGHTERS CHALLENGE

  • “Yes, finally, a makeup challenge that I can do.”
  • “I’m ready, I wanna do it, I’m so excited.”
  • “It feels like I dipped my face in a bowl of nacho cheese.”
  • “I look like the tin man, but we’re gonna fix it.”
  • “It’s starting to smell a little like paint thinner, but I think it’s worth it.”
  • “I want you to be able to see my face in the dark.”
  • “This is the look I’m going for.”
  • “I’m gonna use this mascara in the color ‘my parents are disappointed in me’.”
  • “I wanna be seen from space.”
  • “I mean, now I’m ready.”
  • “Get on my level, all other makeup artists.”
  • “This video has been the highlight of my life.”

BAD HABITS

  • “I need some tape to tape my eyes open.”
  • “I’m not secretly addicted to crack cocaine.”
  • “It’s more of a nervous thing.”
  • “I’m kinda lazy, so that’s kind hard to do.”
  • “I can’t help it, cause it makes me feel better.”
  • “Hey, you wanna stay up for another 3 hours?”
  • “Better go ahead and watch the entire season right now.”
  • “Is it rude? Yes. Is it terrible? Yes.”
  • “I feel like it makes every argument a little less serious.”
  • “Everything’s gonna be okay, it’s really not a big deal.”
  • “I’m helping us in the long-term.”
  • “Who the fuck invented contacts? Incredible invention.”
  • “I’m doing what they would want me to. I’m living my best life.”
  • “I don’t really like to throw things out, because things are so good, why would I throw this out?”
  • “That is not an appropriate thing to do with your belongings.”
  • “A little bit of chaos is good for your kitchen or your house, not a lot though.”
  • “I’m borderline too much.”
  • “I somehow refuse to charge anything ever.”
  • “I’m the most annoying person.”
  • “I have a really bad habit about being very nitpicky about not even the things that matter in life.”
  • “That fuckin’ pillow needs to go there.”
  • “Don’t fucking touch that, or I will kill you.”
  • “I’m very sorry. I’m working on it.”
  • “He knows that he owns my soul.”
  • “This is the reality that I’ve created for myself.”
  • “I get locked out all the time.”
  • “That’s not a habit, it’s just a thing.”
  • “What am I supposed to do about that?”
  • “Have you seen this dog yet? I found it.”
  • “That is the spice of life, am I right?”
  • “I feel vulnerable. I always do. You know that.”

REVIEWING BAD APPS 2

  • “It’s just fuckin’ funny, man, okay?”
  • “Whose life is this?”
  • “Here we motherfuckin’ go.”
  • “This app can’t be good for anyone.”
  • “This is not legal. There’s no way they can do this.”
  • “This is disgusting, you know that?”
  • “I give that a get out of my ear/10.”
  • “I’ve never been happier to play rock paper scissors with a stranger.”
  • “Blink if you’re being held captive.”
  • “We were playing rock paper scissors and now we’re buying a bikini.”
  • “This got so fucking creepy!”
  • “This is a work environment…!”
  • “What the fuck is this job you got, girl, you’re better than that!”
  • “This is what happens if you do drugs once.”
  • “10/10 idea for a tattoo.”
  • “This is criminal.”
  • “I think that’s sexy Christmas, and worth a dollar.”
  • “That is a demon.”
  • “That was weird and sad.”
  • “That was so aggravating!”
  • “Can he see us?”
  • “That is the most legendary app of all time.”
  • “Don’t touch my hat, what is wrong with you?”

MY BOYFRIEND TEACHES ME JIU JITSU

  • “I can’t believe we’re doing this.”
  • “This doesn’t sound like the sport for me.”
  • “This doesn’t sound like a sport at all.”
  • “You can strangle someone to death.”
  • “Am I allowed to lick? Spit? Blow on you? Scream loudly? Sing a song?”
  • “It’s basically the same rules as Kindergarten; don’t be a complete asshole and spit on people.”
  • “Sounds like a disrespectful sport, that’s what it sounds like.”
  • “Is there gonna be snacks?”
  • “Please don’t break my arm.”
  • “No, you can’t sing that.”
  • “One, two, three, goodbye.”
  • “It felt wrong.”
  • “That’s really not allowed.”
  • “Don’t do that with your tongue.”
  • “Can’t you just kill them with your kindness?”
  • “Oh my fuck, you’re heavy.”
  • “My leg hurts, is that normal?”
  • “I don’t want to choke you, I love you.”
  • “It doesn’t look very threatening when I do it.”
  • “Don’t you want to choke me right now?
  • “I love you, but don’t do that.”
  • “Ow, for fuck’s sake!”
  • “Whose hand is that?”
  • “What do you call this? Is it called ‘sleepover’?”
  • “Why would anyone want to do this?”
  • “Don’t do it, I tried it, it’s a bad idea.”
  • “Who the fuck is that?”
  • “I feel like I didn’t even get a workout, I just got wet.”

ROAST YOURSELF CHALLENGE

  • “You know, I don’t eat beef, but, if I did, I would like it roasted.”
  • “You were cool in 2012, the end.”
  • “You’re actual trash.”
  • “You got a Masters Degree and don’t use it.”
  • “Not cool, man. Clarinets are easy to misplace.”
  • “The fuck was that, a Lion King reference?”
  • “Can’t even trust you to not make it weird for even one second.”
  • “I’m not making it weird, you’re making weird.”
  • “Ya nasty. Get a manicure.”
  • “You should grow up and get a job.”
  • “You have a radio show because your face is better for radio.”
  • “Where is your top lip?”
  • “I watched you bite your own toenail the other day.”
  • “Your hair is stupid!”

ASMR MUKBANG UNBOXING GAMING TUTORIAL

  • “Can someone fucking help you?”
  • “I hear that they have billions of dollars and lots of Mexican food.”
  • “I would prefer neater handwriting, but this slop-fest will have to do for now.”
  • “They only fill the chips up to about here.”
  • “These have been sitting out for a little while, so they’re kind of stale.”
  • “It tastes a little like the long line I waited in to get this.”
  • “Did you do anything fun today at school?”
  • “I got it at Target.”
  • “It smells good, but it’s a lot, you know?”
  • “There’s a tag that says something about getting arrested if you take it off.”
  • “Am I going to jail now?”
  • “I’ve been to that bitch’s house, and I can’t get Kylie lip kit.”
  • “I hope this was everything you wanted ever.”

REACTING TO MY OLD VIDEOS (300TH VIDEO)

  • “It’s hard to watch yourself, and it’s cringey, especially if it’s old.”
  • “Oh, man, this is brutal.”
  • “A very nice young girl with a very large chip on her shoulder.”
  • “I’m still incredibly embarrassed and ashamed.”
  • “Look at this tan, though… look at this tan.”
  • “There was a fire at my job, and, like a good employee, I put the fire out with a fire extinguisher.”
  • “I was working at a tanning salon, and I was like, this is a good look.”
  • “I am past this phase, thankfully.”
  • “It looks like it feels like Doritos because it did feel like Doritos.”
  • “I’ve come a long way.”
  • “Those things are demonic-looking.”
  • “The voice is very jarring.”
  • “It’s a lot. If you could just dial it back, like, a bunch of notches, that’d be really great.”
  • “I mean, I can’t say that I blame you.”
  • “I can’t even fully understand what I’m saying.”
  • “He filmed the whole thing on my laptop.”
  • “I’ve been the same since day one, so…”
  • “The worst quality, the worst audio, just terrible. Terrible all around.”
  • “She seems like a nice girl.”
  • “Jenna, I feel like you’re throwing your life away.”
  • “I think my entire life will be a cycle of me looking back at everything I’ve ever done and being like, ‘this is horrible. I hate it’.”
  • “I hate you for this.”
  • “This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen.”
  • “It genuinely pissed people off.”
  • “People were so mad at me.”
  • “It felt like people hated me personally.”
  • “Everyone’s just thinking that I’m some alcoholic.”
  • “I certainly feel that I’ve changed a lot as a person.”
  • “I’ve said lots of things that I probably shouldn’t have said.”
  • “It means everything to me. I just really appreciate it more than I could ever possibly tell you.”
  • “I changed my life.”
  • “Thank you so, so, so, so much for being kind to me, and caring, and giving me a chance to learn from my mistakes.”
  • “This is the most fun, most cool, most amazing thing that I could ever ask for.”

THOUGHTS FROM A BATHTUB 2

  • “Petition to make formal bath time a thing.”
  • “You can’t fit a square peg in a round hole, but you can light everything on fire.”
  • “They already make hot sauce, but why don’t they make cold sauce for food that’s too spicy?”
  • “I think it should be socially acceptable to sprint anywhere you want to. It’s faster, and I’m in a hurry.”
  • “One time, I wished upon a cloud.”
  • “The word tabletop is redundant.”
  • “Don’t hate the player, hate the coach.”
  • I think alarm systems would be more effective if, instead of alarm noises, they just shouted out the entire Gettysburg Address.”
  • “One time, your parents had sex with each other.”
  • “I think a really dirty, lazy person invented Febreeze.”
  • “I will now perform the opening song “Bonjour” from “Beauty and the Beast”.”
  • “I feel vulnerable right now. I feel very vulnerable and out there.”

JENNA’S RATCHET FASHION BOUTIQUE: DOG COSTUMES

  • “I was genuinely baffled by it.”
  • “I am a mere mortal, not a crafting god.”
  • “I feel like this is the fairest way to do this, to please everyone.”
  • “This could get very dicey, but let’s do it, I’m ready.”
  • “Now you’re filled in, congratulations, you’re welcome.”
  • “This is really, really bad.”
  • “I don’t really know what my plan is.”
  • “I don’t know why I didn’t think of this before.”
  • “I hope I don’t regret this.”
  • “Why wait for Halloween to make your dreams come true?”
  • “Much to your, and my, surprise, this actually works.”
  • “Is it overkill? Yeah.”
  • “See something cool? Make a mediocre version of it.”
  • “Please work, please work.”
  • “I don’t have any other ideas, there is no Plan B, this has to work.”
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Jenna’s Ratchet Fashion Boutique: Dog Costumes