vaultloserboy  asked:

Congratulations on 100 followers pal! You are doing such an amazing job! Could you do a headcanon on how the Autobots and Decpeticons react to their human S/O getting in a car accident and survived but got a broken leg? Sorry if this is such a bad ask.

Deepdrive: Thank you!


He would be more calm about everything. He knows that you are fine now and that these things happen. He’ll do his best though to make sure that you are comfortable and carry you around the base as well as drive you around until you’re better.


He’ll be so worried about you. Are you in pain? Are you sure you should be doing that? He probably let you do anything by yourself until you get better, and after that, he’s going to make sure that the only car you use is him so this won’t happen again.


Time to get out the entertainment. Really, anything is an excuse to watch movies with you, but this time, you’re at the base 24/7 with him only taking breaks when he is called away for a mission or you need to sleep. He’ll make sure to bring you food and blankets.


You are now living in the med bay from now on. Not really, but it sure feels like it. In reality, he’ll let you out once he’s certain that you’re completely better. He’ll give you all kinds of exercises to do that will supposedly make you heal better and will do his best to keep you from being bored, he just wants to keep an eye on you until you’re better.


Just because you’re hurt doesn’t mean you can’t have fun! Safely, of course, he can’t have his human even more broken. He’ll drive you around in new areas, play video games, talk with you, really anything you want to do that a) you can do with your leg, and b) keeps both of you occupied.


Ok darlin’, time to take a step back away from the action and spend more time doing other more normal things, like taking you on rides on the Jackhammer, and discussing Cybertonian war stories. Just let him keep an eye on you.

Ultra Magnus

He asks Prime for some time off to look after you. The accident gave him quite a shock and made him realize that he doesn’t spend enough time with you. You two will just do normal things and talk because he doesn’t want to take any risks with you.


He doesn’t understand why even interact with other humans anymore. Basically, he doesn’t want you leaving the Nemesis anymore, as there, he can make sure no one bothers you, and keep close to you. He doesn’t like the idea of you dying on him.


You’re broken!? At first, he doesn’t realize that humans heal differently to Cybertonians, so he wasn’t sure if you were permanently damaged or if the human medics did a poor job or what. When you explain it to him he calms down and decided to be more careful with you until you’re better.


You now have a spot on Soundwave’s shoulder that you’re not getting off until you’re better. Anything you could need or want as long as you don’t leave the shoulder. Soundwave still has to work, so it can get pretty boring, but he has the internet to help keep you entertained.

Knock Out

Well, for starters, you’re not getting your old car back, from now on he’s taking you everywhere, no exceptions. Secondly, he is going to try really hard to get you to laugh, he doesn’t want your injury to make you sad, so expect a lot of puns and some flirting aimed at you.


Did the other guy did this to you on purpose?! Does he need to beat someone up?! He’s angry that this happened to you because you don’t deserve this. Hopefully, you’ll be able to convince him that this was an accident.


Dreadwing has this whole panic thing. You could have died, and he would have lost you. He doesn’t want to lose anyone close to him ever again. He may be overprotective over you for a while, but he will do his best not to overdo it and scare you away.


You nor he is going to leave his quarters until you’re better. Surprisingly this wasn’t his decision, but yours, after you decided that this was the only possible solution to keep him from murdering a lot of mechs. As can be predicted, Predaking is worried about you, so his possessiveness and protectiveness have spiked and its gotten to the point that anyone who speaks to you might get their head ripped off. On the bright side, he is being very gentle and kind to you.

TFP characters as dril tweets
  • Optimus Prime: i regret being tasked the emotional burden of maintaining the final bastion of morality and Nice manners in this endless ocean of human SHIT
  • Ratchet: the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: “theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron”
  • Bumblebee: 1st grade: Mastered. 2nd Grade: MAstered. 3rd Grade: Mastered. 4th Grade: Heres when they start trying to trick you 5th Grade:This ones hard
  • Arcee: strongest blade in the world, howeve,r it is so fragile as to shatter when handled by any force other than the delicate touch of a lesbian
  • Bulkhead: i fear my tropical fish no longer respect me after i accidetnally stumbled backwards & smushed my ass hole right up against their $3000 tank
  • Cliffjumper: priest plugs my coffin in at the end of the funeral. “MILLERTIME” lights up in neon on the side, desecrating my corpse & sending me to hell
  • Smokescreen: the doctor reveals my blood pressure is 420 over 69. I hoot and holler out of the building while a bunch of losers try to tell me that im dying
  • Ultra Magnus: Blocked. Blocked. Blocked. You are all blocked. None of you are free of sin
  • Jack: yes trolls. unlike you, i have a brain. its called a " JOB "
  • Raf: downloading shit loads of counterfeit papa john coupons through unsecure wifi net works
  • Miko: DAD: i just heard on t he news that teens are taking the "Kick My Ass" challenge. please dont do this ME: you have no power over me, old man
  • Jane Darby: startling how im the only person on this site with an actual human soul. you would think the other guys on here have one, but no
  • Fowler: i enjoy a bit of "Humour" every now and then, but people seriously need to stop tying me to a chair and injecting me with unknown substances
  • Megatron: my followeres, who all hate me, and wish to kick my ass, are nobodys, and they lack the combat training to injure me, because theyre infant
  • Stascream: I just looked up the stats and the number of meaningful relationships ive formed is less than the number of public restrooms ive Screamed in
  • Soundwave: im the guy who airbrushes the nipples out of pro wrestling ads. i make $85k a year. but i have a secret *removs shades to reveal nipple eyes
  • Knockout: I put years of hard work into getting my torture degree at torture college & now everyones like “oh tortures bad” , “its ineffective” fuck off
  • Breakdown: my grave is just a huge tv displaying videos of me doing parkour in hell and it makes all the other graves look like shit
  • Arachnid: i will tell you this right now: I'm from hell. Im highly fucked up. Ive been known to say rude things and watch the carnage unfold brutally
  • Shockwave: i have absolutely zero interest in friendship, i have absolutely zero interest in jokes, i am simply here to collect data and earn respect.
  • Predaking: please bring your rats to the new castle flea market so I may bless/heal them. ill be sitting in a lawn chair wearing a stolen priest outfit
  • Dreadwing: (the trolls watch in astonishment as the milk shake they threw at me flawlessly bounces off of my head wwith minimal pain and mess involved)
  • Unicron: *all horrors begotten by the desire of man flash before eyes* woha! this is awkward *the cries of millions suffering echo* Damn That's Weird
my favourite character’s weapons in no order

optimus prime: lava axe and blue lazer guns

bumblebee: shooty guns

arcee: lesbIAN BLADES

chromia: sheer power of anger alone

Starscream: words and screaming

Thundercracker: pureness

Ironhide: he is the weapon

Wheeljack: who knows what it’ll be next

Megatron: a giant a$$ cannon – wait, you don’t fight anymore? oh, wait, so now the power of edge and darkness is at your side? oh, there’s your cannon again. nevermind. No fighting. Just words.

Rodimus: a campfire gone wrong

Ultra magnus: rules

Prowl: tables

Fulcrum: suicide – wait, that doesn’t work

Misfire: mistakes

ratchet: the power of being 100% done with everything

Grimlock: flame sword

whirl: zero shits