pixarcarsqueen  asked:

What about Prime!Optimus. Ratchet, Arcee and Bee reacting to how freaking #Expensive textbooks are? (H e l p m e)

AHAH IM SENSING EVERYONE GETTING BACK INTO THE SCHOOL VIBES™

Optimus Prime, Ratchet, Arcee, Bumblebee (TFP)

  • Optimus Prime and Ratchet are both, actually, pretty offended. Especially Ratchet. He cannot believe that humans have the gall and the right to capitalize knowledge. That’s why the two of them do everything they can to ensure your full support for school, because they think it’s insane that humans have to pay for the right to educate themselves. They both think it’s extremely unfortunate that learning isn’t mandatory all over the world, and are even more disappointed to know that not everyone around the world has the freedom to go to school even if they could afford it.

  • Arcee and Bumblebee are both as confused as the other two. Why do they have to make you pay that much for a bunch of sheets of paper bound by cardboard? They understand that schools need to be funded in order to stay operational, but… Bee offers to break in to the school and steal all of your textbooks for you. Optimus appreciates his attempt at helping you, but forbids him from leaving the base for fear of Bee actually doing it.
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I’m gonna be flying all the way to Baltimore for Baltimore Comic Con next week!! I’ll be tabling with my good buddies @creekdontrise and @1000deaddraculas so come and see us!! And maybe buy some of these cute postcards/prints and stickers I got!! I’ll even be wearing a cool Ratchet vest Cho got me, so come visit!!

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Chapter 5, at last!

Sorry for the long update time, but hopefully a relatively long chapter will make up for that. Artiu’s in a little over his helm this time around.

toxic-kitty-cat  asked:

So hey. If anyone hasn't requested it yet, can I get my boi Swerve reacting to human with tattoos?? Especially if it's full sleeves and it just looks super cool. I need more of my husband™

yEES all y'all love the tattoos amiriTE

Swerve (MTMTE)

  • This cutie would be mind. Blown. He’s seen some tattoos on Earthen sitcoms before, but none as impressive as yours. He spends a long time holding your arm and twisting it this way and that, admiring all the beautifully intricate details and patterns and colours… Before dropping it and moving right on over to your other arm, and the cycle begins anew.
  • He likes to trace out the lines with his fingers sometimes if you’ll let him, and he thinks that it’s totally cool that human skin can hold tattoos so well. He jokingly (but also seriously) tells you to consider getting the Autobot insignia tattooed somewhere on your body.
  • Swerve wants tattoos of his own, but doesn’t think he can pull off tattoos as badass as you can. He wants someone to paint designs on him. He considers asking Tailgate, but… If his writing is THAT bad, maybe not. He considers going to Drift, admiring the swordsmech’s designs, or to Ratchet, for the medic’s careful hands.
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Do you ever hear something so hypocritical, the world stops working for one long moment of bafflement?

I’m sorry, but Tarn, the guy who melts people alive and leads a torture club and ripped a guy’s head off over a dog to be cool, asking someone else to be reasonable is amazing

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I kinda wish Ratchet was able to clean up his act….