rat-bastards

How the fuck do I get Holy Wafers

like I  L O  A T HE being in a church it gives me the WORST heebie-jeebies, like nauseous pins and needles all over, but I really need to do the Black Mass, like its an itch I gotta scratch at this point. So fellow witches, I just gotta know, how do YOU get your Holy Wafers for the Great Ritual?

Colleges are trippin with these application fees. Like ya’ll are about to get all my money for the next 2-4 years and you wanna ask me for $50 so I can send you my info. Rude. 

Is that $50 like JUST IN CASE I’m not good enough and ya’ll AREN’T gonna get my money for the next 2-4 years? Is it precautionary?? 

Me vs. L.A. County
I had an on-going dispute with the County over the piece of property adjacent to mine, which I’d purchased for a song in 2009. They had been trying to hit me up for brush clearance in 2006 and I refused to pay - since WE cleared the land every year since 2000. They were wrong and we finally settled the dispute in July.
I did a victory dance.
However, they have the last laugh as they had already gone to press with it in the land auction catalog - so for the next month, folks will drive up, wander around the lot, or come to my door and thinking the house is for sale. ’
Argh.

Somehow I ended up with $50 worth of tea.

I was in the mall, I had a free sample of something from Teavana, and now I’m $50 poorer…

Idk, the sample was good… so I tried another… and another… and three others… and then I was buying some… but it wasn’t the ridiculous portion they suggested, no, just the 40 dollar one is fine thank you. oh, I need these special sugar rocks or it’ll taste bad? OK. YEAH, throw em in the bag! no, I don’t need a thousand, 70 is good yeah.

anywho, yeah, I spent 50 bucks on tea.

AND THE SUGAR ROCK THINGS DIDN’T EVEN MAKE IT INTO MY BAG OR SOMETHING BECAUSE THEY AREN’T HERE  BUT I PAID FOR THEM. SO NOW I HAVE TO GO BACK AND WHEN I DO I’LL PROBABLY END UP LEAVING WITH A DOWN-PAYMENT MADE A SPECIAL CAR THAT YOU DRIVE THE TEA AROUND IN THAT MAKES IT MORE SOOTHING TO DRINK. 

good tea though. 

EXO reacts to someone bullying their sibling

Baby sisters are something else. And when someone bullies the baby sisters… EXOvengers, assemble.

Kris: *rolls his eyes* God, my hands are gonna get bloody again.

Suho: *speaks slowly with wide eyes* Move. The. Fuck. Away. Rat. Bastard.

Luhan: You’re dead. 

Sehun: *grabs his sister and eyes the bully down* Did I see that right? Did you just….

Xiumin: *glaring calmly* Did he hurt you, princess?

Kai: *twists his wrist* Let me see you do that again.

Chanyeol: *speaks to friend* Go get my gun.

Tao: *snarls* I’m going to have to teach you some manners..

Baekhyun: *notices his sister being bullied in the cafeteria* I have a knife in my hand. This fork might just go up your eye socket if you don’t run.

Lay: Shoo, fucktard. Be gone. *glares*

D.O: *shoves the bully off of her* You little shit, scram!

Chen: *winces* You did not just do that. You did not just talk to her like that. In front of me.

Rat Bastards was an awesome Chicago hardcore punk band that had a good run from about 95-05.  fast and pissed hardcore, not exactly reinventing the genre, but doing it well.  i planned on seeing them once at the Barclay House, but either they canceled or i couldn’t get there.  members went on to be in a whole ton of other awesome Chicago bands like Chronic Seizure, No Slogan, Thin the Herd, and i’m sure loads more.  

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