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A Disturbing yet familiar feeling (Preview for Mike & Jeremy's nights at Candy's)
A Disturbing yet familiar feeling (Preview for Mike & Jeremy's nights at Candy's)

This little ditty here I made is based off of @ryukodragon‘s interpretation of Mike and Jeremy’s reaction about being called in to work at Candy’s and while it was a small but funny little doodle, I decided to give a little preview on a what-if story I had in mind if they did wind up working there.  Hope you don’t mind me making this story based off a drawing ya made Ryuko, and I hope ya like what I have so far.

Interpretations of Mike and Jeremy here belong to @ryukodragon

Songs © Emil Macko

Voices by yours truely


Surf Rat (1963) by The Satans


PHUM VIPHURIT - “Strangers in a Dream”

  • “Hey! I didn’t know you couldn’t sing!”
  • “Sorry, guess I should have worn my airbag today.”
  • “A gift basket would have been nice!”
  • “I don’t need you for what you know, I need your nose!”
  • “Boy, you really know how to butter a guy up for a favour.”
  • “Death by Hokey Pokey.”
  • “Don’t you dare say ‘heel’!”
  • “Good boy.”
  • “Death… by rat?”
  • “How many rats?”
  • “Just for the record, I didn’t actually kill her. She impaled herself.”
  • “Alligators don’t rob houses.”
  • “Nobody was probed… yet.”
  • “Oookay, that warrants a 'how the hell did it do that’?!”
  • “Well, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much…”
  • “Dude, I gotta be honest. Your mother scares the crap outta me.”
  • “I told you to meet me, not eat me!”
  • “Your whole face looks like a volcano that’s about to explode.”
  • “What up, bro?”
  • “Well, I’m glad you know how to clock a dude with a brick.”
  • “Ah, just what I need. An entrance to Hell.”
  • “He ate a baby. That’s rude.”
  • “Dude, join the misunderstood.”
  • “Actually, that was a paraphrase. I left out the bad language because I can’t write that fast.”
  • “I haven’t had this much fun since that drunk threw up on me at the Christmas party.”
  • “Seriously? That’s like a beer and half an onion ring.”
  • “What am I? Your personal Wikipedia?”
  • “I wasn’t pissing on the fence for kicks.”
  • “It’s obvious. It was committed by a barefooted man carrying a wolf.”
  • “Next time we hire an intern I’m going to suggest they do a better psych evaluation.”
  • “My baking days are over…”
  • “Woah, hold on. This is one of those “pause, take a deep breath” situations where you can’t be going off half, full, or any other degree of cocked.”
  • “We’re supposed to pull out his eye with a spoon?”
  • “That’s gotta be uncomfortable…”