rat cafeteria

So now that I’ve graduated, here’s some weird shit about my high school:

  • One of the buildings used to be the town’s courthouse/jail
  • We’ve got an IT guy that nobody has ever actually met
  • One year they found rats in the cafeteria so school lunches were made off-campus and we ate in the gym for like 3 months
  • There’s a forensic sciences class and the final project is to stage a crime scene for the rest of the class to inspect, so at the end of each semester there’s just… random crime scenes all over campus
  • All of the english teachers throw a birthday party for William Shakespeare every year
  • There is a borderline cult based around the Psychology/AP Government teacher
  • The Friday before homecoming, the ENTIRE SCHOOL dresses in the school colors and PARADES DOWN THE MAIN STREET AND IT’S LIKE THIS HUGE SPECTACLE PEOPLE ACTUALLY TAKE THE DAY OFF WORK TO COME SEE THIS THING
  • We have this really old beat-up metal trashcan that they bring out during assemblies and when they take the lid off everybody S C R E A M S
  • At the end of each semester the science fiction classes do a zombie apocalypse simulation
  • The choir teacher went to teach at a different school but came back a year later because her replacement was fired for reasons still unknown
  • My AP Physics class lit the classroom ceiling on fire
  • Speaking of AP Physics, one time we shot a kid in the stomach with an air cannon because he asked us to
  • We basically keep the shop and CADD teachers in the dungeon
  • Also the shop teacher and CADD teacher have the same name
  • One of the biology teachers in an amateur taxidermist and his room is filled with very poorly taxidermied animals and it’s creepy as hell
  • There’s a veterinary sciences class and people just… bring their pets to school and leave them in the classroom, which is cool but also strange
  • Year before last they had to ask us not to drink the water from the jail building because they had found lead in it
  • Everybody is scared of the band room. Even the band kids.
  • The now-retired librarian survived the holocaust and had a band with some of the students
Familiar - Part 1 (Newt Imagine)

Originally posted by mazerunnermovie

“Aris, we’ve gotta figure out what the hell is going on here,” you whispered hurriedly to your best friend who was sitting directly across from you. The young man just nodded silently in reply as the doors opened to the cafeteria, and Rat Man walked in.

“Gentlemen, ladies, please welcome the newest arrivals,” Janson announced, as five teenage boys walked in from behind him. Two of them stuck out in your mind; a heavily-muscled Asian boy, and a blonde-haired boy with a grim expression on his face. Your heart inexplicably fluttered in your chest as you spotted the blonde boy, and you couldn’t shake the feeling that you had met him before.

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Call To Prayer

This Christmas, Pray for North Korea. Aside from suffering starvation and famine, pain and strife, being stopped from even leaving the city that they happened to be born into.. 200,000 live every day out in a death camp. Normal prison, in any country in the world, is a hideous plight. But in North Korea, there’s no prison library, there’s no degree course, there’s no garden or exercise yard or cafeteria. There’s rats to be eaten, torture handed out at will and no hope at all. 

So, as we enjoy the bounty and joy of South Korean media this Christmas, let’s take time to Pray for the country left behind. 

North Korean citizens, we are with you.